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schplurg
06-19-2009, 08:29 PM
Passin thru ur town Jerky!

Stykman
06-19-2009, 08:32 PM
Passin thru ur town Jerky!

Redwood City?

skamando
06-19-2009, 08:33 PM
Wow. Schplurg. You are the greatest.

schplurg
06-19-2009, 09:14 PM
gettin close.....

Stykman
06-19-2009, 09:19 PM
gettin close.....

you can do it!!!

eat some jerky and get moving

Kamazar
06-19-2009, 09:23 PM
*cue Indiana Jones theme music*

matthewsspyder
06-19-2009, 09:32 PM
Wooooo hooooo go getr schplurg

schplurg
06-19-2009, 09:43 PM
I dont think its here people. Still tryin

DaveMc99
06-19-2009, 09:45 PM
I dont think its here people. Still tryin

Another code taken by a lurker :P

Kamazar
06-19-2009, 09:53 PM
Another code taken by a lurker :P

Again we see there is nothing you can possess which I cannot take away.

schplurg
06-19-2009, 10:01 PM
I dont think its here people. Still tryin

Nope its gone. Damn trepidorks! I looked very thoroughly damn!

Noah
06-19-2009, 10:11 PM
Nope its gone. Damn trepidorks! I looked very thoroughly damn!

You used a flashlight and a stick, right?

lvillalt99
06-19-2009, 10:15 PM
Schplurg way to go! This is EPIC...

schplurg
06-19-2009, 10:15 PM
Well fellow cadets, it appears that I am too late. The info disc is gone :-(

It's windy and kinda chilly out but it's beautiful here. No sign of Trepidoid scum anywhere. Perhaps we scared them off with our fortitude... Determination.

Captain, I gave it my best shot but, alas, it was not good enough. Although I failed to complete the quest, the journey was an adventure and well worth it ($15 in gas). I thank you for this opportunity and will gladly serve again if would have me do so.

The travel home will be bittersweet - mostly bitter.

;)

schplurg
06-19-2009, 10:18 PM
You used a flashlight and a stick, right?

Yes and i dug under rocks with bare hands. Nobody should have found it if it was well hidden. Even stuck my camera in places i couldnt see, used the flash, then looked at the photos.

Nada

Kamazar
06-19-2009, 10:20 PM
Can devs tell if a code has been used?

The Bat Outta Hell
06-19-2009, 10:21 PM
That's a huge bummer. I wonder who took it, they're probably freaking out if there was a video on it hahaha.

Great job man, you just made yourself king of TOFTT.

skamando
06-19-2009, 10:27 PM
Your a god, man.
Post some pics.

Kamazar
06-19-2009, 10:31 PM
WAIT, WAIT! Did you look in the recycling bin? Just for the heck of it, I dunno...

Great job actually goin' out there, though. You have risen in the ranks. You are no longer Cadet, your are now Gunner (or as the Captain pronounces it, Gunna)!

The Bat Outta Hell
06-19-2009, 10:41 PM
I think you just earned yourself an iPod, congrats =O

weedeatinflyincougar
06-19-2009, 10:52 PM
Nope its gone. Damn trepidorks! I looked very thoroughly damn!

its either
a: some lurker took it
b: the captain took it
or the dreaded c: the trepidoids got it

EDIT: i forgot one thing, maybe some guy took it and either put it in his computer or threw it away

pharmx
06-19-2009, 11:07 PM
I think you just earned yourself an iPod, congrats =O

Damn, I'm late, but I'm gonna have to agree with Bat here.

GreenLightJerky
06-19-2009, 11:12 PM
Great job! Bummer it's gone.

schplurg
06-19-2009, 11:18 PM
Almost home will post pics

cjsbug
06-19-2009, 11:33 PM
This thread is freakin hilarious!!

Nice job schplurg. Can wait to see the pics.

schplurg
06-19-2009, 11:36 PM
WAIT, WAIT! Did you look in the recycling bin? Just for the heck of it, I dunno...

Great job actually goin' out there, though. You have risen in the ranks. You are no longer Cadet, your are now Gunner (or as the Captain pronounces it, Gunna)!

Actually I was throwing something away in the parking lot garbage and took a peek when the lid was up LOL! Didn't touch anything though...

I'm getting caught up on this thread then I'll post more and some pics. thanks for all the encouragement too...it helped.

EDIT: Gonna resize then upload them to my seerver, or photobucket. Nothing too interesting though I think

schplurg
06-20-2009, 12:04 AM
Okay let's try this photo stuff....

1st photo...me...determined...uh....on my way to San Francisco.
http://i607.photobucket.com/albums/tt156/schplurg/fromphonecopy-1.jpg


Recognize that street name?

http://i607.photobucket.com/albums/tt156/schplurg/IMG_1316copy.jpg


Killer view...bit foggy though.

http://i607.photobucket.com/albums/tt156/schplurg/DSCN3014copy.jpg



At long last...THERE IT IS!!! took 1:20 to get there approx. F'n nuts!
http://i607.photobucket.com/albums/tt156/schplurg/DSCN3009copy.jpg


I have arrived!

http://i607.photobucket.com/albums/tt156/schplurg/IMG_1323.jpg


more to come.....

schplurg
06-20-2009, 12:09 AM
I searched inside, around corners with my camera and flash, then inspected the pics to see if anything was in there...

http://i607.photobucket.com/albums/tt156/schplurg/IMG_1326copy.jpg

http://i607.photobucket.com/albums/tt156/schplurg/IMG_1327copy.jpg

http://i607.photobucket.com/albums/tt156/schplurg/IMG_1330copy.jpg

Stupid alien scum!!! You know what I think of you!!!!!!!!!!!!!


I took video too with my smaller camera but...naaah...

Edit: last image removed

weedeatinflyincougar
06-20-2009, 12:12 AM
Okay let's try this photo stuff....

1st photo...me...determined...uh....on my way to San Francisco.
http://i607.photobucket.com/albums/tt156/schplurg/fromphonecopy-1.jpg


Recognize that street name?

http://i607.photobucket.com/albums/tt156/schplurg/IMG_1316copy.jpg


Killer view...bit foggy though.

http://i607.photobucket.com/albums/tt156/schplurg/DSCN3014copy.jpg



At long last...THERE IT IS!!! took 1:20 to get there approx. F'n nuts!
http://i607.photobucket.com/albums/tt156/schplurg/DSCN3009copy.jpg


I have arrived!

http://i607.photobucket.com/albums/tt156/schplurg/IMG_1323.jpg


more to come.....

you should edit the hell out of some of them just to screw with us, then post the real pics in a few hours

schplurg
06-20-2009, 12:17 AM
Drove my truck up there. I did 4-5 laps around that spire...looked high and low. Stuck my head inside, got spiderwebs and gunk in my hair...well what hair I have. Reached in scary dark places, poked my camera in and took some photos around corners so I could see.

Moved wood, rocks. I tell you if it was well hidden I would have found it, but there's no way any bystander could find it unless it was easily visible from the outside. You can't walk into the thing.

So after 20 mins to half an hour 3 kids came up and sat next to the spire. The had a guitar and a flute and were smoking a joint. I asked if they'd seen any aliens and they said, "Not yet! But we will!"

Okay they didn't say that. So I left empty handed, totally bummed. I really wanted to find the thing, and if it was still in there, I would have.

It was over a 3 hour trip but it was cool. Would have been so much cooler if Jerky could have gone! Well I tried for ya dude! That code may still be floating around somewhere.

schplurg
06-20-2009, 12:18 AM
you should edit the hell out of some of them just to screw with us, then post the real pics in a few hours

Actually if I would have found it I would have done something, and me and Jerky even mentioned holding the disc hostage and having our own puzzle...but not finding it took the wind out of my sails.

'Jeep
06-20-2009, 12:21 AM
I leave you guys for 5 hours, just 5 hours, and I get this in return.... Thank you Schplurg!! Thank you! A grown up men spends an hour and 20 minutes, and $15 to see if little green men (oh wait, they're red!) have dropped a disc between a bunch of dead trees in SF???? You deserve a medal, the Order of the Cosmos at least!!!

Thank you for going there, without you we would all have been condemned to spend the rest of our life thinking "I should just go and have a look right now".

schplurg
06-20-2009, 12:24 AM
I leave you guys for 5 hours, just 5 hours, and I get this in return.... Thank you Schplurg!! Thank you! A grown up men spends an hour and 20 minutes, and $15 to see if little green men (oh wait, they're red!) have dropped a disc between a bunch of dead trees in SF???? You deserve a medal, the Order of the Cosmos at least!!!

Thank you for going there, without you we would all have been condemned to spend the rest of our life thinking "I should just go and have a look right now".

Hmmm...maybe I missed a spot....? I kept thinking "Do not leave until you KNOW it is not there". I went to The City, then through it to the other side to find this place.

And no prob, it was fun and worth it. Finding it would have been a trip. This is the greatest thread I think I've ever seen.

'Jeep
06-20-2009, 12:29 AM
[QUOTE=schplurg;312033This is the greatest thread I think I've ever seen.[/QUOTE]

Ditto, but as they say: "it wouldn't have been the same without you".
:cool: (there is no hyper-cool emoticon :( )

cjsbug
06-20-2009, 12:29 AM
...This is the greatest thread I think I've ever seen.

Agreed.

Slapshot
06-20-2009, 12:30 AM
Has this game been submitted already? It looks okay and I might try it.

schplurg
06-20-2009, 12:32 AM
Ditto, but as they say: "it wouldn't have been the same without you".
:cool: (there is no hyper-cool emoticon :( )

Thanks man, you too... <sniff> :o

schplurg
06-20-2009, 12:36 AM
Watchin the vids I shot LOL. Maybe I'll put em together and post it later. Funny

Kamazar
06-20-2009, 12:54 AM
Has this game been submitted already? It looks okay and I might try it.

It has, and seriously, get it. It probably the best touch-shooter out there. Instead of getting a HUD with an unchanging view, you get a first person view of a swooping ship dodging all sorts of space debris and trepizoids. On the third level, the view was so cinematic that I thought it was a cutscene. GET. IT.

If the Captain ever decides to hit Florida (or in 4 years, and more unlikely, Boston), I will be there in a heartbeat. So glad I found Touch Arcade.

Watchin the vids I shot LOL. Maybe I'll put em together and post it later. Funny

It'd be a cool memento. Maybe it could be hosted on ezone? Take gaming to whole 'nother level.

'Jeep
06-20-2009, 01:13 AM
Watchin the vids I shot LOL. Maybe I'll put em together and post it later. Funny

Can you add a voice over with a heavy ozzie accent? "Crikey, I'm alright, mates" and lots a Bonza's and rippa's! Video would be over-hyper cool :D

I think the online leaderboard for GG should have a line at the top: not "Shchplurg was here" but "Schplurg went there"! ;)

schplurg
06-20-2009, 01:15 AM
Heh. Well I did my own voice during the video. I'm actually almost done splicing it together. Who knows how long it'll take to compile, it's only maybe 5 minutes long though.

I'll keep you guys posted.

schplurg
06-20-2009, 01:48 AM
Okay, here's my video.
There's a message at the end...

<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/DaGUx9Z_fuI&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/DaGUx9Z_fuI&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

'Jeep
06-20-2009, 02:06 AM
So do I need to wrap tags around the YouTube embedding code? Or just drop in the code youtube gives me?

I'll edit this post with my vid when it's done processing. It's not all that exciting.

Sorry, can't help you there, I can hardly post a normal hyperlink!:o

It is exciting for what it is! Seeing a man in a thick white suit and a fish tank on his head clumsily stepping out of a big tin can isn't that exciting, yet it made Armstrong famous!:D

'Jeep
06-20-2009, 02:46 AM
I'm sure the Trepidoids will reveal their "big" plan soon...ish.

Keep those guesses coming!

He really meant "-ish". :confused:

How's that processing going? Who fell asleep first, you or the pc?:D

schplurg
06-20-2009, 02:48 AM
vids done...see above :)

Sorry I didn't film myself actually searching in there, but it would have been difficult. Oh well.

And Cap'n, if you can read this, feel free to use this vid - or parts of it - for whatever you want. I don't know why you would but...whatever.

Thanks for the adventure!

'Jeep
06-20-2009, 03:26 AM
I feel gutted for you mate:(, but GREAT video!!!!!:D:D Cool to see SF from down below after watching the sat pictures from google maps. Last time I was in Frisco I think the Presisio was still off limits (1987!).

i still can't believe you got back empty handed. I almost want to say: go back and check again!!! :D Nice close up of the cops on your way there, deserves some bonus points!;)

schplurg
06-20-2009, 04:04 AM
Even though I've lived near SF all my life, I'd never been in that part of the Presidio, or seen the Spire...of course it's only a few years old at most. After seeing the satellite images and the GG video, it was a trip to turn the corner and suddenly see the Spire...there it was!

I'm glad I got that on video too, I was genuinely surprised to see it. I thought it would be further up the road. The golf course is right where I turned into that gate area, like 10 seconds before I saw the Spire. The parking lot I pulled into - everything was right where it should be. Of course.

I'd love to hear from the Cap'n and find out how well or poorly the disc was hidden. There's no way it's still there unless they threw it into the middle where nobody could get to it. Even the I should have seen it. The Spire is only 8-9 feet in diameter (less than 3 meters).

A few people walked by with their dogs and must have wondered what the hell I was doing sticking my head in there! When I left I looked at the kid with the guitar and nodded. He said "cheers!" and took a hit off his joint. They came up there just to play their instruments while sitting next to the structure.

Cool. :cool:

Edit:
10 points to whoever can name the song in the 1st scene!

Galactic Captain
06-20-2009, 04:22 AM
0O5zJGOOlho

'Jeep
06-20-2009, 04:50 AM
Crikey, and in the middle of the night for most of us... (and for me, it seems I'm always in the dark on this thread!:D)
LMAO! There is nothing like this thread and our Galactic Captain!

Respect, Commander Schplurg!

Kamazar
06-20-2009, 06:37 AM
I so thought he was gonna say iPod instead of hat... hmmm, it's a cool hat, anyways.

'Jeep
06-20-2009, 06:48 AM
I so thought he was gonna say iPod instead of hat... hmmm, it's a cool hat, anyways.

Would have deserved it more than anyone !;)



(apologies, realise I'm over-posting)

snoderlye
06-20-2009, 09:17 AM
OMG, this thread is amazing! I only have a few minutes of battery left (got to type quick).

Congratulations Commander Schplurg! What an awesome excursion you went on for the team! I wish the disk would of been there! Thanks for going for all of us!

GreenLightJerky
06-20-2009, 10:49 AM
Wow that's simply awesome.
I want to see the hat when you get it!!!
Great job everyone.
When does the game come out?!

Noah
06-20-2009, 11:44 AM
Haha, too funny. Congrats on your hat! It's at the Spire. You can pick it up tomorrow.

mentalfish
06-20-2009, 11:58 AM
Looking forward to play this game. Haven't read through the whole thread so I'll just ask, any indication on when it will be released? Available worldwide on release?

AaronAMV
06-20-2009, 12:15 PM
Looking forward to play this game. Haven't read through the whole thread so I'll just ask, any indication on when it will be released? Available worldwide on release?
It was submitted to Apple, so we'll never know:rolleyes:

I think you should have at least gotten a code, schplurg, but the hat looks cool.

mentalfish
06-20-2009, 12:27 PM
It was submitted to Apple, so we'll never know:rolleyes:

I see. What seems to be the typical response time from handing them the game, to seeing it in the store?

Palfince
06-20-2009, 12:31 PM
Hasn't it already been approved since the people who won promo codes were able to use them? You can't use, or get, promo codes unless the game has been approved. I'm guessing it's up to Ezone to flick the switch and make the game available in the App Store. I could be wrong though.

It's well worth the wait though since it is an excellent game and well worth $0.99 (I beta tested the game).

Kamazar
06-20-2009, 12:50 PM
Hasn't it already been approved since the people who won promo codes were able to use them? You can't use, or get, promo codes unless the game has been approved. I'm guessing it's up to Ezone to flick the switch and make the game available in the App Store. I could be wrong though.

It's well worth the wait though since it is an excellent game and well worth $0.99 (I beta tested the game).

I dunno, the submission thread appeared after people got their codes. And yeah, definitely worth the wait.

snoderlye
06-20-2009, 12:53 PM
This game is galactic bunch of fun! I hope I can recover the review I started on my PC before it died.

pharmx
06-20-2009, 02:01 PM
Congrats Commander schplurg, we cadets await your orders!

The Bat Outta Hell
06-20-2009, 02:26 PM
OMG congrats commander schplurg, we salute you!

And congrats on the badass hat.

schplurg
06-20-2009, 02:48 PM
Thanks guys. A few people asked if I received a code as well. Nope, I already have a code. I won back in contest #3 or so. Just been hanging around ever since trying to help out.

I'll have to watch that video again, just woke up :eek:

Yes, it's late

schplurg
06-20-2009, 02:52 PM
In the video, doesn't the hat say "TouchArcade" at the top?

schplurg
06-20-2009, 02:54 PM
Thank you, Captain, for the promotion and the new uniform! I shall wear it proudly!

Ready to serve again. What are my duties as Commander? :D

The Bat Outta Hell
06-20-2009, 02:56 PM
No idea, and I totally forgot you already won haha

Stykman
06-20-2009, 03:02 PM
In the video, doesn't the hat say "TouchArcade" at the top?

i think it says touchshooter

schplurg
06-20-2009, 04:08 PM
So in the vid the Cap'n says I've earned the rank "Order Of The Cosmos" and I'm a Commander. So i edited my sig, but I'm not sure which is my actual rank.

This Galactic stuff is confusing!

Edit: So, last I heard we were left with the task of figuring out the Trepidoid's Big Plan. Perhaps they're releasing their own game...Alienish Gunner?

The Bat Outta Hell
06-20-2009, 04:17 PM
Oh wow good guess! That would be nuts =P

GreenLightJerky
06-20-2009, 04:41 PM
So in the vid the Cap'n says I've earned the rank "Order Of The Cosmos" and I'm a Commander. So i edited my sig, but I'm not sure which is my actual rank.

This Galactic stuff is confusing!

Edit: So, last I heard we were left with the task of figuring out the Trepidoid's Big Plan. Perhaps they're releasing their own game...Alienish Gunner?
sounds plausible. The treps are creative.

schplurg
06-20-2009, 05:52 PM
Congrats Commander schplurg, we cadets await your orders!

Orders...whoa!!! Hmmm....

Party On!!!

Galactic Captain
06-20-2009, 08:53 PM
Okay, so we don't have the Trepidoid info disc which would have led
to the discovery of their BIG plan.

So now we are reduced to guessing what the "big" plan is.

A pre-release Galactic Gunner promo code will go to the cadet whose guess turns
out to be the closest to the actual "BIG" plan - when we finally find out what it is!

This is how everyone has guessed so far (let me know if I've missed anyone)....

---------------------------------------------
Commander schplurg:
Well I keep hearing them say "we - will - rule - the - world!"
Or perhaps it is to release the game on iTunes?
Perhaps they're releasing their own game...Alienish Gunner?


'Jeep:
It seems they have a fondness for the Bay area... the WWDC... I have uncovered their cunning scheme:
They are going to take over the world using a virus that will spread through iPhones and iPods, the virus will propagate through a host app called "Galactic Gunner"... MUHAHAHA (Who would suspect GG? They are SO clever!)


The Bat Outta Hell:
Their big plan is to take over the universe


AaronAMV:
Is it to save the world from the real evil space beings that want to destroy the universe, but aren't trepidoids?


GaiaIllusion
Oh no, are they planning to stop the release of Galactic Gunner?!?
That would be outrageous! We must stop them.


Kamazar :
To kidnap Steve Jobs and take over Apple.
To enslave humans in plutonium-813 mines.
To learn the human act of tangoing.


AlvinoTheChipmunk:
Their big plan is...to...corrupt Iphone OS 3.0 so that each Iphone will become a mind control device, thus taking over the world?


GreenLightJerky:
Is the BIG plan for those little red bastards to get BIGGER using Enzyte?


---------------------------------------------

dannys95
06-20-2009, 08:58 PM
To capture all the devs at WWDC and make them all make them a awesome app. They are to lazy to make their own.

pharmx
06-20-2009, 09:18 PM
I think their big plan was to travel back in time from the future to capture the cadet that would one day help the human race overthrow the Trepidoid scum. The Captain has traveled back in time to prevent this from happening and to give the cadet his iPod which holds essential intel on the Trepidoids and their weaknesses.

We must stay strong and prevent the Trepidoids from turning us into mindless batteries!

Stykman
06-20-2009, 10:07 PM
They are planning to destroy all of the humans and become the dominant race by traveling back in time and destroying everyone that would help lead to their demise in the future

skamando
06-20-2009, 10:21 PM
Their planning on using infiltrating our cities one by one and capturing us and sending us to concentration camps and taking over earth, replacing us humans with Trepidoids.

The Bat Outta Hell
06-20-2009, 10:25 PM
I believe it'll have something to do with Sector 187.

The Bat Outta Hell
06-20-2009, 10:33 PM
THEY'RE GOING TO STEAL THE GALACTIC GUNNER GAME BEFORE IT'S RELEASED!!!!

AND HOLDING IT FOR RANSOM UNTIL THEY GET ENOUGH NOTORIETY? BASTARDS!!!!


It's here.

Aw6LhFI4e64

The Bat Outta Hell
06-20-2009, 10:35 PM
So, the captain knew the BIG PLAN the whole time!

Galactic Captain
06-20-2009, 10:36 PM
Congratulations BAT OUT OF HELL!

You found the "BIG" PLAN!!

I just intercepted the Transmission too and added my spin on it -
just to get up the Trepidoids nose!

pharmx
06-20-2009, 10:36 PM
So, the captain knew the BIG PLAN the whole time!

cue music "Da Da DAAAAH"

AaronAMV
06-20-2009, 10:38 PM
I guess GaiaIllusion won the promo.

The Bat Outta Hell
06-20-2009, 10:40 PM
I guess GaiaIllusion won the promo.

But I FOUND it =P

He kind of does deserve it though, his guess was the closest, and I didn't really guess, but search around haha.

Galactic Captain
06-20-2009, 10:42 PM
Yup! GaiaIllusion has won a Galactic Gunner pre-release promo code!

So has The Bat Outta Hell - for discovering the "Big" Plan!

BONZA!

pharmx
06-20-2009, 10:43 PM
Yup! GaiaIllusion has won a Galactic Gunner pre-release promo code!

So has The Bat Outta Hell - for discovering the "Big" Plan!

BONZA!

A code....not the iPod....so there's more... :D

schplurg
06-20-2009, 10:44 PM
Good job guys. Bat - what do you mean you found it? The vid?

pharmx
06-20-2009, 10:45 PM
Good job guys. Bat - what do you mean you found it? The vid?

Hehe, don't worry...it's not the infodisc!!

schplurg
06-20-2009, 10:47 PM
Hehe, don't worry...it's not the infodisc!!

LOL I know, just wondering how he found the video link. I guess that's what he meant.

So now we need to design a base for the Treps? :eek:

GreenLightJerky
06-20-2009, 10:50 PM
damn all this rebuilding had kept me away. I missed alot!
Congrats Bat!
I guess Im the lone loser in the long journey! 0-11!!

Ive never been that big a loser before.
HAHA fun stuff though.

what now?

Galactic Captain
06-20-2009, 10:51 PM
The blokes at ezone were going to release the Galactic Gunner game
onto the appstore at Midnight EDT tonight - but as you can now see - the
Trepidoids have stolen the game!!!

So, like the video said:

get going posting up your Trepidoid FACE (not "BASE" Commander Schplurg) images along with a clever
caption incorporating the words "Galactic Gunner" - and you might
win - THE GALACTIC CAPTAINS iPOD TOUCH!

schplurg
06-20-2009, 10:57 PM
OOOOooooo - Face! Glad you corrected me!

The Bat Outta Hell
06-20-2009, 11:00 PM
Do we have to draw the Trepidoid's face? I hope not, I'm not a bonza artist =/

skamando
06-20-2009, 11:01 PM
BAT! You finally got one! Congrats! That's a fair-dinkum job, if I can say.

The Bat Outta Hell
06-20-2009, 11:03 PM
BAT! You finally got one! Congrats! That's a fair-dinkum job, if I can say.

Yup, I was searching for hints through their twitter and decided to check their YouTube. I'm not leaving though, as long as I don't have to draw anything for this contest =P

Kamazar
06-20-2009, 11:04 PM
Nice one, Gaia and Bat! So we have to draw a trepidoids face. I'm guessing we have to put a positive spin on it? And does it have to be hand drawn or can we use apps?

Oh, and, what's the deadline? I wanna go all out on this but I need time to draw, scan, drag shapes, resize, format, stuff like that. Maybe, I dunno, three days so that we have time to make quality entries?


Edit: And yeah, like Schplurg... erm, the Commander said below me, Jerky's the only member from our team that hasn't gotten a code, and he's stuck with us for almost the entire ride. Any codes leftover, maybe?

schplurg
06-20-2009, 11:05 PM
damn all this rebuilding had kept me away. I missed alot!
Congrats Bat!
I guess Im the lone loser in the long journey! 0-11!!

Ive never been that big a loser before.
HAHA fun stuff though.

what now?

Idea:

IF...I say IF that info disc happens to appear somewhere, and since I came close to finding it (I think), and since Jerky was going to make the trip with me, I vote that the code on that disc be given to Jerky.

IF, of course, it happens to show up that is. Like maybe...somehow...uh...it appears at HQ ;)

schplurg
06-20-2009, 11:07 PM
Nice one, Gaia and Bat! So we have to draw a trepidoids face. I'm guessing we have to put a positive spin on it? And does it have to be hand drawn or can we use apps?

You can draw it, sculpt it with food (as stated in the video) or whatever. Just make a face of a Trep any way you want, AND include a clever caption for it containing the words Galactic Gunner.

The Bat Outta Hell
06-20-2009, 11:07 PM
Idea:

IF...I say IF that info disc happens to appear somewhere, and since I came close to finding it (I think), and since Jerky was going to make the trip with me, I vote that the code on that disc be given to Jerky.

IF, of course, it happens to show up that is. Like maybe...somehow...uh...it appears at HQ ;)

I thought the disc had the BIG PLAN video on it?

Kamazar
06-20-2009, 11:12 PM
You can draw it, sculpt it with food (as stated in the video) or whatever. Just make a face of a Trep any way you want, AND include a clever caption for it containing the words Galactic Gunner.

Computer art... now this is something I'm good at. I oughta get one of those wacom tablets that come with photoshop elements. It'd make this so much easier, but still, a challenge will be fun :D

I got a question, though. Is there an actual black spot between the two sides of the trepidoid's head, or is it just blending it with it's surroundings?

http://trepidoids.com/images/icon.jpg

AaronAMV
06-20-2009, 11:17 PM
i don't have a code either D:

we can use photoshop right?

Galactic Captain
06-20-2009, 11:22 PM
G'day Cadets (and Commander Schplurg)!

Just to clarify for every one!

It doesn't have to be a drawing.

It could also be a photo (eg: a Trepidoid Face pumpkin carving,
or out of some other food product - *hint* GreenLight;))

OR

even a video - Commander Schplurg ;)

As long as it includes a Trepidoid Face and a clever
caption with the words "Galactic Gunner" incorporated into it.

Here's an example:

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So get going Cadets!

Remember - I'll choose a winner from all of this to win:

THE GALACTIC CAPTAIN'S iPOD TOUCH!

(I know I already said this but it's kinda important!);)

Oh, plus - after a winner is chosen - the Galactic Gunner game
will be released!

And yes, the Trepidoid face is missing that piece between their eyes
(I don't know where they keep their brains - I almost don't want to know).

Kamazar
06-20-2009, 11:28 PM
... a video. Now I can't decide if I should stick to a drawing or an animation :/

The Bat Outta Hell
06-20-2009, 11:29 PM
Bahahahha that was a great one. How long did it take to find that cloud?

weedeatinflyincougar
06-20-2009, 11:30 PM
And yes, the Trepidoid face is missing that piece between their eyes
(I don't know where they keep their brains - I almost don't want to know).

maybe they dont have brains

The Bat Outta Hell
06-20-2009, 11:32 PM
maybe they dont have brains

*That Guy with the Glasses voice* A DOOOOY!!!

The Bat Outta Hell
06-20-2009, 11:36 PM
So Captain, what do you think was on the disc?

Galactic Captain
06-20-2009, 11:46 PM
Well The Bat Outta Hell,

The Trepidoid Info Disc had a code on it - that would have led us
to discover the Trepidoids BIG plan sooner.

Now it's just a "useless" disc - maybe good for a souviner!

If it still exists...

Galactic Captain
06-20-2009, 11:51 PM
Oh, by the way Cadets (and Commander Schplurg),

You may enter this BIG contest as many times as you want!!!!!

CRIKEY!!! RIPPA!!! BONZA!!!

snoderlye
06-20-2009, 11:55 PM
I am SOL on this one! My PC died and I haven't really gotten familar with my MacBook yet. Well I guess this is my big chance to use it. Any one know of a mac paint type program? Thanks!

AaronAMV
06-20-2009, 11:57 PM
4857


i'm submitting this, i hope i win.

pharmx
06-21-2009, 12:02 AM
I don't have any video or image editing skills :(

But, this is an attempt at least:

Galactic Captain
06-21-2009, 12:04 AM
Anyone can enter this BIG TREPIDOID PLAN contest!!!

schplurg
06-21-2009, 12:05 AM
I am SOL on this one! My PC died and I haven't really gotten familar with my MacBook yet. Well I guess this is my big chance to use it. Any one know of a mac paint type program? Thanks!

Build one out of mashed potatoes!

schplurg
06-21-2009, 12:06 AM
Captain, how long do we have? I am working on a submission and do not want to enter too late.

The Bat Outta Hell
06-21-2009, 12:12 AM
Hey, this is a great game! I got 7900 on a mission, needed 8000 to pass >=O

Do you ever say Bonza Rippa or Struth in the game? I haven't heard it yet D=

EDIT: Nevermind, just heard bonza =D
EDIT2: And struth a second later! forget what I said completely haha

I'll have more impressions once i've beaten it.

GreenLightJerky
06-21-2009, 12:16 AM
Hey thanks for the idea captain.
If I have time tomorrow (fathers day) I will put some together.

cjsbug
06-21-2009, 12:39 AM
What a great contest. This is gonna get interesting...

Galactic Captain
06-21-2009, 12:44 AM
To answer Commander Schplurg's question of how long do you have to
submit an entry...

... at least a few days...ish :D

The Bat Outta Hell
06-21-2009, 12:56 AM
How many gigs is the iPod? What generation? Better be like 10th gen, you being in the future and all..

GreenLightJerky
06-21-2009, 01:02 AM
How many gigs is the iPod? What generation? Better be like 10th gen, you being in the future and all..

so it's gotta be a 4TB touch with hologprahic album art.

The Bat Outta Hell
06-21-2009, 01:06 AM
Better be. And I can play 360 apps on it, right? I'm ready for some assassins creed 8 right now.

GreenLightJerky
06-21-2009, 01:46 AM
Better be. And I can play 360 apps on it, right? I'm ready for some assassins creed 8 right now.

That would be rippa!

'Jeep
06-21-2009, 01:55 AM
Bonza! congrats Bat and Gaia! Let's paint the walls red and bring on GG!

AaronAMV
06-21-2009, 02:11 AM
are we just posting our finished stuff in this thread? or are we PMing you, captain?

either way, i just finished this, it's nothing great, but i can at least say i gave it a shot. i made it look like a sig so that it can be kind of like a billboard. the top portion says 'Trepidoids Beware' in a font called symbols, so i made it as if that's the trepidoid language, and the bottom is self-explanatory

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Galactic Captain
06-21-2009, 02:20 AM
Yes! Just post your finished stuff for the contest on this thread!

Bonza work so far!!!

The Bat Outta Hell
06-21-2009, 02:25 AM
Will more levels be released in the future?

skamando
06-21-2009, 02:55 AM
I'm already hard at work on my drawing. And I got a nice little caption set up too.

The Bat Outta Hell
06-21-2009, 04:56 AM
Wow. That was the shortest game I've ever played. It was so sad when I finished it, I was really hoping to fight IN the mothership, but with 6 levels and two of them being training levels, I was hoping it would be longer. That's the biggest letdown, otherwise it's amazingly well made, with tons of dialogue and epic music, along with great graphics and on rail shooting excitement. SOOO SHORT THOUGH! the trepidoids last about oh... 20 minutes? I was hoping to raid their homeplanet too. But hey, it's a buck, and ezone is known for updating crazy snowboard a bunch, so I can definitely expect more. The medals are awesome btw, I wish you could cycle through them though, I love the descriptions =P

Galactic Captain
06-21-2009, 05:25 AM
Time flies when you are having fun!

The Bat Outta Hell
06-21-2009, 05:36 AM
Yeah I guess so. So 1 star for too much fun, and too short. Fair enough? =P


But seriously? I'd give it 4 because of length. Wait, it's a dollar? There's arcade games you play for 5 minutes that cost that much, with half the fun? 5 stars, **** it.

schplurg
06-21-2009, 05:54 AM
Man, I haven't made it through level 3 or 4 yet. My accuracy needs work!

I will submit my first bid for the final contest soon, however I have another 'surprise' for you all as soon as I'm ready to reveal it.

My trip up to the Spire? Well, let's just say that I wasn't "entirely truthful" about its outcome.

Feeble Humans................MUahahahahahaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!

This ain't over yet

The Bat Outta Hell
06-21-2009, 05:58 AM
I just pissed myself.

Stykman
06-21-2009, 06:02 AM
I was able to get 100% accuracy from lvls 1-4 :D
Bat were you able to unlock the secret lvl?

schplurg
06-21-2009, 06:15 AM
Help....

They've...taken my.....

.......I can't....must not.....

it's......

not

(hey that tickles)

AAAAAAAAAAA.............

.... is anybody.........

my MIND!!!

is ANYBODY..................................

.............................

.............................

.................................................. ...................

Stykman
06-21-2009, 06:27 AM
Help....

They've...taken my.....

.......I can't....must not.....

it's......

not

(hey that tickles)

AAAAAAAAAAA.............

.... is anybody.........

my MIND!!!

is ANYBODY..................................

.............................

.............................

.................................................. ...................

Commander schplurg do you read me!!! Commander ... Schplurg I repeat do u read me!! What is your current location?

The Bat Outta Hell
06-21-2009, 06:40 AM
I was able to get 100% accuracy from lvls 1-4 :D
Bat were you able to unlock the secret lvl?

There's a secret level...? NOOOO I didn't KNOOOOW D=

Commander Schplurg is in trouble? NOOOO =P

skamando
06-21-2009, 07:30 AM
Help....

They've...taken my.....

.......I can't....must not.....

it's......

not

(hey that tickles)

AAAAAAAAAAA.............

.... is anybody.........

my MIND!!!

is ANYBODY..................................

.............................

.............................

.................................................. ...................

And now I'm scared. Maybe they're coming for me too? We both have Galactic Gunner and are defying the Trepidoids!

Galactic Captain
06-21-2009, 07:40 AM
Crikey!

What's happened to Commander Schplurg?

And what did he mean by not being entirely truthful about
his trip to the Alienish Spire?

If this turns out to be some kind of hoax - he might find himself on latrine
duty on the toilet planet of Schplot...

hey...

Then his new title would be:
Commode Schplurg of Schplot.

That would be ironic.

Stykman
06-21-2009, 08:50 AM
Crikey!

What's happened to Commander Schplurg?

And what did he mean by not being entirely truthful about
his trip to the Alienish Spire?

If this turns out to be some kind of hoax - he might find himself on latrine
duty on the toilet planet of Schplot...

hey...

Then his new title would be:
Commode Schplurg of Schplot.

That would be ironic.

after that i will become commander mwahahahahahah

Kamazar
06-21-2009, 11:22 AM
after that i will become commander mwahahahahahah

No, first there'll be a power struggle between you and me. I stab you. While you're bleeding and barely conscious, I put you in an escape pod and eject you into the nearest star. I'll then change my fingerprints and get reconstructive surgery to take you place and steal the love of your life without her every knowing it.

The Bat Outta Hell
06-21-2009, 01:03 PM
No, first there'll be a power struggle between you and me. I stab you. While you're bleeding and barely conscious, I put you in an escape pod and eject you into the nearest star. I'll then change my fingerprints and get reconstructive surgery to take you place and steal the love of your life without her every knowing it.

Man your posts make me laugh nearly every time damn.

McGill
06-21-2009, 01:05 PM
How is everyone playing this? Was there that many promos handed out, or is it available? I'm dying to play this...

Stykman
06-21-2009, 01:11 PM
How is everyone playing this? Was there that many promos handed out, or is it available? I'm dying to play this...

pre release promo codes and beta testers

lvillalt99
06-21-2009, 01:17 PM
Whoa! I've been away due to tech issues at my vacation rental, and people here have gone bonkers...

Congrats to Commander Schplurg, GaiaIllusion, TBOH,...

Bat! you finally got one...

Let me see what I can do in paint on a netbook tonight!!

Kamazar
06-21-2009, 02:06 PM
haHA! I've come across the perfect idea, with an incredibly inspiring AND clever caption that includes "Galactic Gunner". A fusion of paper reality with computer virtuality, with a hint of courage and determininism, it's a sure-fire winner.

schplurg
06-21-2009, 02:12 PM
Crikey!

What's happened to Commander Schplurg?

And what did he mean by not being entirely truthful about
his trip to the Alienish Spire?

If this turns out to be some kind of hoax - he might find himself on latrine
duty on the toilet planet of Schplot...

hey...

Then his new title would be:
Commode Schplurg of Schplot.

That would be ironic.

no hoax Cap....oh my BRAAAAIN!!! They did something to....

was a trap...

...they are tr brainwash me......they're in my head!!!

hurts...

I am....feeeeble ....hu----man-ssssss....stop...no

NO! I won't........@$%n Trepidoids!!!

Get

out

my

mind.....

schplurg
06-21-2009, 02:24 PM
must go....back....

back to the.......feeeeeble....

go back

^
^
^
||
||
||

schplurg
06-21-2009, 02:57 PM
I will gather my will and leave one more messg:;

Cap'n - Cadets - they've done something to me....I...

Ughhnnn

I didn't find a disc up at the Spire. But after watching my video again, something seemed ...odd

The missing footage of me searching for the disc...there IS no footage....it trigered some memories

of...of....ooooo my head...they've done something to my mind.......feeeeebbbb...

-

okay. There's something else up there...I'm starting to remember ...things...

Darkness...a place...I need my mind back!!!!!!!!! Before I do...somthngggg....

The Spire...it's more thanthat. I musssssstttstt go....




back

schplurg
06-21-2009, 03:08 PM
I was afraid to show you guys this, but when I say the Treps messed with my head...well...I meant it....it kinda hurts lol




http://i607.photobucket.com/albums/tt156/schplurg/myhead.jpg

:D Wish me luck....I hope to speak with you all again.....


no, this is not my contest entry

Kamazar
06-21-2009, 03:19 PM
I was afraid to show you guys this, but when I say the Treps messed with my head...well...I meant it....it kinda hurts lol




http://i607.photobucket.com/albums/tt156/schplurg/myhead.jpg

:D Wish me luck....I hope to speak with you all again.....


no, this is not my contest entry

I gotta say, that was anti-climatic. Not [p]unny at all.

'Jeep
06-21-2009, 04:43 PM
I can only say you have been throroughly messed up by those trep's Schplurg!:D

Here's something to get you all back on today's mission:;)

"Trepidoids.

Don't Forget to feed your Galactic Gunner."

Kamazar
06-21-2009, 05:20 PM
Scanned the drawn part of my entry. Now attempting artificial flames using a tutorial.

... just trying to spark some conversation here. The thread's been kinda quiet.

'Jeep
06-21-2009, 05:49 PM
We're all a bit mesmerized by what happened to Commander Schplurg! Or just busy with arts and crafts, toilet rolls and wrapping paper... Odd... on father's day it's the kids who should be at it!:D

Near midnight here, so I'm going to have to leave you with my latest attempt at painting the forum red!

"You Trepidoids thought you could stop the release of Galactic Gunner?
This is the last STRAW. You just made a BERRY big mistake"

The Bat Outta Hell
06-21-2009, 05:51 PM
Nice one jeep, very clever.

schplurg
06-21-2009, 06:36 PM
Awesome stuff guys!

I found a way to alleviate some of the symptoms from the brainwashing - or whatever - was done to me. I just need to eat Green Light Jerky and somehow, it helps clear my mind, at least temporarily. Finally I can talk and think somewhat clearly.

I found something up here inside the spire...it's a passageway! I know something happened to me while I was up here.

I need my brain back. I'm goin in.

GaiaIllusion
06-21-2009, 06:43 PM
It's been an honour serving with you Captain! I'll see to it that the game is returned to its rightful place!
Time to get facing. :D

Stykman
06-21-2009, 07:13 PM
I want some more garlic Parmesan jerky itt was amazing!!!

It took me till the near end to appreciate the taste and it was good

The Bat Outta Hell
06-21-2009, 08:20 PM
Gimme a little extra time, my camera's charging.

This'll be the first non-photoshopped picture I believe.

The Bat Outta Hell
06-21-2009, 09:02 PM
It...






Is...






ACCOOOMPLIIIIIISHED!!!

Kamazar
06-21-2009, 10:12 PM
This one, amazingly, doesn't suffer from any bad puns :rolleyes:

lvillalt99
06-21-2009, 10:17 PM
Great job Kamazar!

Kamazar
06-21-2009, 10:19 PM
Great job Kamazar!

Thankyew :D

GreenLightJerky
06-21-2009, 11:58 PM
Damn soldiers. A lot of action here great stfff
the pics are awesome. Splurgh is brain washed? The only way to clear his mind is with Green Light Jerky! I must do something, but what?
What passage? What was he not truthful about?
Do I need to goto the spire with splurgh to get his brain back? What!!!!!!!! Captain!!?!!?!!??

The Bat Outta Hell
06-22-2009, 12:00 AM
Kamazar stole the show, ass =/

Kamazar
06-22-2009, 12:06 AM
Kamazar stole the show, ass =/

Wha...?! NO! I thought the macaroni was a very nice touch. Capture's the essence of Mother's Day during kindergarten! :p

The Bat Outta Hell
06-22-2009, 12:10 AM
Wha...?! NO! I thought the macaroni was a very nice touch. Capture's the essence of Mother's Day during kindergarten! :p

FATHER'S DAY MAN, FATHER'S DAY :p

The Bat Outta Hell
06-22-2009, 12:43 AM
So, only one comment on my pic? Took like and hour and a half D=

I'm crushed X.x =P

Kamazar
06-22-2009, 12:53 AM
So, only one comment on my pic? Took like and hour and a half D=

I'm crushed X.x =P

An hour and a half? ... *cough* It is an in-spiral-ing picture, I'll give you that. I mean, look at mine. It's horrible. The paper's shadow is barely perceptible. The trepidoid, the eyes are off by a few millimeters. The candle's a little too waxy looking.

The Bat Outta Hell
06-22-2009, 12:55 AM
An hour and a half? ... *cough* It is an in-spiral-ing picture, I'll give you that.

Ahh.. Thank you =P

Actually, I put my heart and soul into it. I'm glad it inspired you to make a picture too :D

'Jeep
06-22-2009, 02:31 AM
Bat, Bonza! That is awesome work! My 2 year old will love that one! That's her favourite pasta shape!!!!
(You're sure you didn't sit your kids down at the kitchen table and bribed them with sweets to make this out of the pasta-pen-holder they had prepared???)

Great picture Kamazar, like the "tasteful" pun!:D

Everybody else still struggling with glue and cissors? ;)

The Bat Outta Hell
06-22-2009, 02:34 AM
Bat, Bonza! That is awesome work! My 2 year old will love that one! That's her favourite pasta shape!!!!
(You're sure you didn't sit your kids down at the kitchen table and bribed them with sweets to make this out of the pasta-pen-holder they had prepared???)

Great picture Kamazar, like the "tasteful" pun!:D

Everybody else still struggling with glue and cissors? ;)

*Looks for hidden cameras*

Why would I need another touch? That's my little brothers creation, not mine =P
I'm just the messenger haha.

skamando
06-22-2009, 02:35 AM
I think I'm gonna finish work on mine and post it tonight.

Galactic Wingman A
06-22-2009, 03:53 AM
Galactic Wingman A reporting in.

I've got bad news, looks like the Captain has gone AWOL again - hopefully the Treps haven't captured him again...

Just before I lost contact with him he was able to transmit these two images. I'm not really sure what they mean, or if they are any help, but he said Commander Schplurg might be able to use them. The first image is taken with a normal lens, but the second was from a Trepidoid Thermal Goggle Scan. Any idea what they are?

http://forums.toucharcade.com/picture.php?albumid=185&pictureid=946

http://forums.toucharcade.com/picture.php?albumid=185&pictureid=947

The Bat Outta Hell
06-22-2009, 03:59 AM
The info disc! It's still there!

Better search more thoroughly next time, eh Commander? =P

'Jeep
06-22-2009, 04:00 AM
WHAT THE &^*&%*^%?????
Somebody get out there!!! Jerky!!!!! Commander SCHPLURG!!!!!

I can't get a flight from London to Frisco before tomorrow morning, it would take wayyy too long... (

The disc is at the Spire!!! (the commander would have had to search around every gap to find it there!!)
:eek::eek::eek:

The Bat Outta Hell
06-22-2009, 04:03 AM
Haul ass over there, Commander! The trepidoids could be monitoring this thread and migh t be heading there right now!

Galactic Wingman A
06-22-2009, 04:03 AM
Oh, one more thing....

The Captain said that all entries for his iPod Touch need to be posted to the forum by Tuesday June 23rd 11:59pm (PST). And he also said to stress that it is open to everyone (you don't have to have won a previous code) and you can put up as many entries as you like. Good Luck Everyone and keep up the great work!

....ZAAAAAP!!!.......

.........Ahhhhhhhh....... Oh No!.....ZAAAAP!!!... They found me!.... Captain!... Commander Schplurg!.... HEEEEEEELLLLPPPPpppp...pp..

The Bat Outta Hell
06-22-2009, 04:05 AM
Wingman A! Wingman A do you copy? Struth!

'Jeep
06-22-2009, 04:24 AM
Where's Wingman B????

Commander Schplurg?

Looks like we NEED that disc if it's still there!!! This looks like the best time for taking a day off work if you're in the Bay area!

pharmx
06-22-2009, 05:14 AM
Silly Wingman...always getting in front of the Gunner's line of fire. Almost got that Trep before it zapped him too :(

Listen up cadets, it seems like our Commander may have been compromised, although a Green Light Jerky fetish seems to control the inner Trep from coming out. At any rate we'll have to keep an eye out and make sure he doesn't lead us astray.

Our Captain is MIA, and it seems like our newly met Wingman might be as well. Let's get to the bottom of this mystery so that the Alienish beings will be the ones saying "And we would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for those darned kids!"

schplurg
06-22-2009, 05:35 AM
incoming transmission........
--------------------------


I have to be brief, I can't let them see me

I think I've found what I've been looking for.....

Have faith Cadets, I have a plan to eliminate the trep scum from our planet once and for a



--------------------------
end transmission..............

pharmx
06-22-2009, 05:37 AM
incoming transmission........
--------------------------


I have to be brief, I can't let them see me

I think I've found what I've been looking for.....

Have faith Cadets, I have a plan to eliminate the trep scum from our planet once and for a



--------------------------
end transmission..............

Commander, give us a sign that it's truly you and not a ploy from the Trepidoids to capture our highly skilled cadets!

schplurg
06-22-2009, 05:57 AM
http://i607.photobucket.com/albums/tt156/schplurg/transmit1.jpg

'Jeep
06-22-2009, 06:27 AM
Oh my gosh Oh my gosh! Commander, BEHIND YOU!!!!
:eek:

( Haven't had this much excitement since the last time I saw Punch and Judy!!)

'Jeep
06-22-2009, 07:58 AM
OK, I guess nobody has been to the spire yet? :confused:

Lunch time here:

GreenLightJerky
06-22-2009, 09:08 AM
I will try to get up there today!

Kamazar
06-22-2009, 09:15 AM
I will try to get up there today!

You better, or I'll open a can of whoop-a** on ya!

'Jeep
06-22-2009, 10:08 AM
I will try to get up there today!

Bonza! Greenlightjerky to the rescue!!!!!:cool:

GreenLightJerky
06-22-2009, 10:53 AM
I*m gonna try.
Work has me slammed today!
Im looking for Splurgh, I have GL antidote, Maybe he has Trepidoid goggles to find the disk.

'Jeep
06-22-2009, 11:27 AM
I*m gonna try.
Work has me slammed today!
Im looking for Splurgh, I have GL antidote, Maybe he has Trepidoid goggles to find the disk.

Don't forget some Jerky for the Captain, you never know, and that Wingman always sounded like he could use some to me! Everyone at the Gunner Academy here is with you, you're our last hope!

Kamazar
06-22-2009, 11:31 AM
Don't forget some Jerky for the Captain, you never know, and that Wingman always sounded like he could use some to me! Everyone at the Gunner Academy here is with you, you're our last hope!

AGH! I have been poisoned by the Trepidoids... *cough* antidote... *hint hint*

snoderlye
06-22-2009, 12:52 PM
Somebody hurry, get Kamazar jerky...I mean andidode!!

GaiaIllusion
06-22-2009, 01:23 PM
I had to do it.
Hopefully this will remind all those pirates to support Galactic Gunner and not the Trepidoids! :D

schplurg
06-22-2009, 01:25 PM
incoming transmission......
-------------------------

acquiring video feed...

please standby...

...

...

...

Slapshot
06-22-2009, 01:33 PM
AGH! I have been poisoned by the Trepidoids... *cough* antidote... *hint hint*

Somebody hurry, get Kamazar jerky...I mean andidode!!

incoming transmission......
-------------------------

acquiring video feed...

please standby...

...

...

...

Ummm........ Any body know what's going on??? :confused: :confused: :confused: It's a little bit strange....... :confused:

schplurg
06-22-2009, 01:39 PM
http://i607.photobucket.com/albums/tt156/schplurg/incoming_transmission.jpg

VIDEO HERE (http://www.schplurg.com/showdown.htm)

or Download here (much better - 127 meg avi) (http://www.schplurg.com/projects/trep_showdown.avi)




(sorry can't embed...youtube says my vid is too long)

AaronAMV
06-22-2009, 01:52 PM
lol, cool.

GaiaIllusion
06-22-2009, 01:54 PM
I felt like I was playing Hysteria Project. o_o
Well done Commander Schplurg! But you blew up half of California lol.

schplurg
06-22-2009, 01:56 PM
lol, cool.

I don't mind laughing LOL. I feel a bit ridiculous anyways!

Captain, please consider this as my first of 2 contest entries. You mentioned me doing a video, so here ya go.

The video does technically have 2 Trepidoid faces in it, although only briefly. Or maybe there are 3...does anyone see a third one? Of course there ARE actual Trepidoids in it, and I risked my life to get them on video.

schplurg
06-22-2009, 01:58 PM
I felt like I was playing Hysteria Project. o_o
Well done Commander Schplurg! But you blew up half of California lol.

Strange...I entered the Spire to get to the base. I must have teleported somewhere though, because when I exited I ended up about 80 miles south of there. So I only blew up part of the south bay...nobody will miss it!

schplurg
06-22-2009, 02:03 PM
The info disc! It's still there!

Better search more thoroughly next time, eh Commander? =P

I looked behind every single log...hmmmm. Well at any rate, i guess it's there, or perhaps it was "returned". Good thing i didn't blow up San Francisco, otherwise there would be no more Spire.

GreenLight, ya here?

GreenLightJerky
06-22-2009, 02:06 PM
I looked behind every single log...hmmmm. Well at any rate, i guess it's there, or perhaps it was "returned". Good thing i didn't blow up San Francisco, otherwise there would be no more Spire.

GreenLight, ya here?

Yeah I am here! What you got for me?

schplurg
06-22-2009, 02:09 PM
Yeah I am here! What you got for me?

Nothing yet! I went in before the photo of the disc was posted here...I guess it's still there, again, or something.

Well.....?

schplurg
06-22-2009, 02:12 PM
Yeah I am here! What you got for me?

A flashlight and a long stick

GreenLightJerky
06-22-2009, 02:13 PM
A flashlight and a long stick

HAHAHAHA.
IM trying to reserver time to go to the spire so I can get back before traffic. Today is proving problematic!

schplurg
06-22-2009, 02:16 PM
I'll bring a chainsaw too...make our job a lot easier

Kamazar
06-22-2009, 02:23 PM
I'll bring a chainsaw too...make our job a lot easier

So does that mean you don't want the TNT and nitroglycerin? I was just one my way over there.

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n155/martin_c_ellis003/wile_e_coyote.jpg

schplurg
06-22-2009, 02:27 PM
So does that mean you don't want the TNT and nitroglycerin? I was just one my way over there.



No thanks. i've had enough explosions for awhile.

Are you really going?

Kamazar
06-22-2009, 02:33 PM
No thanks. i've had enough explosions for awhile.

Are you really going?

Nah, I wish, but I'm in the totally opposite direction, and the fact that you and Jerky are around 20 years my senior would make things kinda awkward :p

schplurg
06-22-2009, 02:42 PM
Nah, I wish, but I'm in the totally opposite direction, and the fact that you and Jerky are around 20 years my senior would make things kinda awkward :p

Hah...not at all, I'm totally immature for my age!

GreenLightJerky
06-22-2009, 02:58 PM
Nah, I wish, but I'm in the totally opposite direction, and the fact that you and Jerky are around 20 years my senior would make things kinda awkward :p

HAHA.
thats funny.

GaiaIllusion
06-22-2009, 02:59 PM
Darn, everyone's had some Green Light Jerky. I hate living in Canada. :(

schplurg
06-22-2009, 03:21 PM
Okay this is crazy, no way am I going back to the Spire! Jerky can't make it to the Spire today. I've been there, I fought the Trepidoids, I've blown up their base, I've been brainwashed.

I'm tired. i need a galactic vacation! I've been used and abused and... :(








Okay, I'll be there in 90 minutes.

.

GreenLightJerky
06-22-2009, 03:55 PM
Okay this is crazy, no way am I going back to the Spire! Jerky can't make it to the Spire today. I've been there, I fought the Trepidoids, I've blown up their base, I've been brainwashed.

I'm tired. i need a galactic vacation! I've been used and abused and... :(








Okay, I'll be there in 90 minutes.

.

Damn I missed you. I PM'd you my # Call me on your apple communicator device!

schplurg
06-22-2009, 04:42 PM
Hey jerky

I got somethin for ya



Oh no way.... Man i missed you post!

The Bat Outta Hell
06-22-2009, 04:43 PM
:eek:

Commander Schplurg has returned.

Kamazar
06-22-2009, 04:44 PM
The suspense is so think you could cut it with a knife.

GreenLightJerky
06-22-2009, 04:55 PM
SNAP! I coulda made it too!! DAMN.

schplurg
06-22-2009, 06:09 PM
SNAP! I coulda made it too!! DAMN.

Man I must have just missed your messages!

Check your PM box buddy! ;)


http://i607.photobucket.com/albums/tt156/schplurg/infodisc-1.jpg

The Bat Outta Hell
06-22-2009, 06:17 PM
LOL how did you miss it last time though?

schplurg
06-22-2009, 06:18 PM
Cadets,

The info disc is finally back in our hands! There was a strange code etched into the surface of the disc. I was able to decypher some of it, but it's tough so I left the rest to Jerky to figure out.

I guess I must have been captured before I could find it the first time I was up there...I don't remember that entire trip. I remember reaching behind many sections of that Spire though.

This time there was no sign of a Trepidoid presence. The doorway (or tele-portal?) I found when I discovered their base is gone as well. It's just a bunch of logs now.

I thought that perhaps I'd see the Captain and the Wingman wandering around up there...I thought perhaps they had been released when the base blew on Sunday, but I did not see them. Hopefully they are okay.

I wonder if Jerky has figure out that code yet :D

schplurg
06-22-2009, 06:20 PM
LOL how did you miss it last time though?

I honestly don't know. Was a little tough to reach. I think maybe someone found it, got killed by Treps, then the Treps returned it.

Ya...ya that's it... :o

The Bat Outta Hell
06-22-2009, 06:22 PM
Was anything on the discs memory?

schplurg
06-22-2009, 06:39 PM
Was anything on the discs memory?

Well I'm having trouble extracting any information from it. Either it was damaged by the weather or.....

My theory is that the disc is blank and was used as bait to capture one of us. The Trepidoids probably knew the Captain would follow them and observe them as they hid the disc inside the Spire. After chasing him away they merely had to wait for one of us to try and retrieve it.

Why they did not simply grab the Cap'n that night is a big question. Perhaps they figured that if a Cadet were captured (as I was) that there was a much lower likelihood of a rescue attempt. If, however, the Captain were captured, there would most certainly be one. Or maybe they figured a fresh Cadet would be easier to brainwash than a hardened Galactic Captain.

Just a theory, but it seems logical, especially since the disc appears to be blank. I'll check it out some more though.

schplurg
06-22-2009, 07:34 PM
Right then, here is my second entry for the contest (the first being my video (http://www.schplurg.com/showdown.htm)).


http://i607.photobucket.com/albums/tt156/schplurg/TrepidoidEbay-1.jpg

Kamazar
06-22-2009, 08:31 PM
Right then, here is my second entry for the contest (the first being my video (http://www.schplurg.com/showdown.htm)).

Finally, someone that has rivaled my photoshop skills. Very nice. Very, very nice. But $9.07 to ship a pancake? Sheesh, the Treps are skill at extortion as well.

AaronAMV
06-22-2009, 08:34 PM
you win 10 internets

GaiaIllusion
06-22-2009, 08:38 PM
Lol, someone is definitely gunning for that iPod. :D

schplurg
06-22-2009, 08:43 PM
Finally, someone that has rivaled my photoshop skills. Very nice. Very, very nice. But $9.07 to ship a pancake? Sheesh, the Treps are skill at extortion as well.

Thanks!

Looks like the Treps have figured out how to swindle people on ebay with the shipping.

Hmmmm I wonder if Jerky has had time to complete that code decryption...

Speaking of shipping, I made a few small changes to the image.

GreenLightJerky
06-22-2009, 11:34 PM
Sorry on call an slammed. I'll get to it.

Galactic Wingman B
06-23-2009, 02:49 AM
I haven't been able to contact Galactic Captain or Wingman A for over 18 hours - I fear the worst. The Galactic Command Center is now at Warning Level 13.5. We need more contest entries, or the Treps will never release the game. Come on cadets, get busy!

skamando
06-23-2009, 02:55 AM
Right then, here is my second entry for the contest (the first being my video (http://www.schplurg.com/showdown.htm)).


http://i607.photobucket.com/albums/tt156/schplurg/TrepidoidEbay-1.jpg

My God...

schplurg
06-23-2009, 03:26 AM
I haven't been able to contact Galactic Captain or Wingman A for over 18 hours - I fear the worst. The Galactic Command Center is now at Warning Level 13.5. We need more contest entries, or the Treps will never release the game. Come on cadets, get busy!

But...but I already stole the game from the Treps...you didn't get my transmission? I guess there could be another copy somehere though....

schplurg
06-23-2009, 03:34 AM
Ok come on Cadets, more entries are being requested. I guess blowing their base sky-high (http://www.schplurg.com/showdown.htm) wasn't enough.

I don't think the Cap'n and Wingman A are safe until we get more. :(

Galactic Captain
06-23-2009, 06:31 AM
The Captain RETURNS!!!!

I'd like to say that I just got back from a massive space
battle with an entire Galactic fleet of Trepidoid fighters...

... but I can't say that... because it didn't happen.

What did happen is far, far less impressive, in fact you might
say it's a little bit embarrassing.

Without naming any names (WingmanB), someone accidentally
flicked the wrong button on the control panel outside my
sleeping quarters and I have been in forced suspended animation
for the last day!

I finally get out and return to this thread to find many things
have happened.

Commander Schplurg has been having an interesting time,
and the entries into the "BIG" plan contest have been slowly
trickling in.

A lot of good entries mind you, but I would have thought that everyone
would have wanted to win my iPod touch!?!

We need a few more entries cadets!!
The Trepidoids are getting even more cranky! (If that's possible).

Remember - you can enter as many times as you want!

Remember - anyone can enter!

And Remember - we don't have much time left!!!

We are talking hours people!!!

Yes, only hours left 'til the deadline!!!!
And someone wins my ipod touch!!!!!!!!!
It could be you!!!!

Struth!!

C'mon you lot!

Let's see that Rippa Galactic enthusiasm that we've all come to know!

RIPPA!!!!!!!!

BONZA!!!!

RIPPA!!!!!!!!

BEAUTY!!!!!!!!!!

I can't hear you!!!

C'mon!

Give me an "R"......

pharmx
06-23-2009, 06:44 AM
"R"

Struth!

skamando
06-23-2009, 06:49 AM
Great job, commander schplurg, that was a bonza job in the trep base. No wonder those coordinates led to the Spire. Their base was there. You really earned that Order of the Cosmos title.

And someone spilt water on my entry. I'm redoing it tomorrow and submitting it.

The Bat Outta Hell
06-23-2009, 06:50 AM
The less contestants, the better my odds of winning, but the better chance of Trepidoids not freeing the game... Hmm... Help save the galaxy or iPod Touch...

'Jeep
06-23-2009, 06:52 AM
R

HI Captain, good to see you back on your feet. That's Wingman B for you!

Stellar Job Schplurg, I made some pancakes for the kids this morning (blueberry) but I must have used a different batter, mine didn't look anything like that!

Crazy Pharmx, love your slogan!!

I wasn't sure if I should post the next one, but since we need more entries:

The Bat Outta Hell
06-23-2009, 06:55 AM
R

HI Captain, good to see you back on your feet. That's Wingman B for you!

Stellar Job Schplurg, I made some pancakes for the kids this morning (blueberry) but I must have used a different batter, mine didn't look anything like that!

Crazy Pharmx, love your slogan!!

I wasn't sure if I should post the next one, but since we need more entries:

BAHAHAHAHA that was damn hilarious, great slogan.

Galactic Captain
06-23-2009, 07:07 AM
Gimme an "I"!

The Bat Outta Hell
06-23-2009, 07:13 AM
I!

...Think the runner up of the contest should win all of ezone's CRAZY apps, and the next runner up wins an ezone crazy app of their choice =/

'Jeep
06-23-2009, 07:19 AM
Gimme an "I"!

You want a P with that, love?

Galactic Captain
06-23-2009, 07:29 AM
Gimme a "P...P...A"!

pablo19
06-23-2009, 07:31 AM
Gimme a "P...P...A"!

P! P! A!


Pastries pick Arn?

'Jeep
06-23-2009, 07:33 AM
P! P! A!


Pastries pick Arn?

RRRRRIPPPAAA!

Bonza Captain! (if this had been one of the puzzles I'd have won something, but I'm afraid I may be Wingman material :D :D :D! )

pablo19
06-23-2009, 07:37 AM
RRRRRIPPPAAA!

Bonza Captain! (if this had been one of the puzzles I'd have won something, but I'm afraid I may be Wingman material :D :D :D! )

I have no idea what I was supposed to do so I just made a sentence

'Jeep
06-23-2009, 07:43 AM
I have no idea what I was supposed to do so I just made a sentence

You NEED to enter the competition!!! That's what you are supposed to do! Look at previous posts or the specific comp thread!!!

Struth!

Galactic Captain
06-23-2009, 07:43 AM
RIPPA!!

Anymore entries for the TREPIDOID "BIG" PLAN contest?

This is your BIG chance to WIN THE GALACTIC CAPTAIN'S IPOD TOUCH!!!

Just post a picture of a Trepidoid face (it could be a drawing you did,
or sculpted out of something, a photo-manipulated picture, a video...), plus a
clever caption incorporating the words "GALACTIC GUNNER" and
you might be chosen to win!!!!

This contest is open to everyone!!!

HURRY!!!!

pablo19
06-23-2009, 07:50 AM
RIPPA!!

Anymore entries for the TREPIDOID "BIG" PLAN contest?

This is your BIG chance to WIN THE GALACTIC CAPTAIN'S IPOD TOUCH!!!

Just post a picture of a Trepidoid face (it could be a drawing you did,
or sculpted out of something, a photo-manipulated picture, a video...), plus a
clever caption incorporating the words "GALACTIC GUNNER" and
you might be chosen to win!!!!

This contest is open to everyone!!!

HURRY!!!!

So all anybody is supposed to to is make a picture of some alien and they can win an ipod touch?:eek:


It sounds like an infomercial:D