Car Jacks Streets - 3 day sale @$0.99/59p - Promo codes

[Paul@Tag]

To celebrate the 3 day sale of Car Jack Streets we have made 3 promo codes available for those too desperately poor to be able to afford a dollar!

Yes we know times are tough so please do enter our 'credit crunch buster giveaway' competition.

All you have to do is post here over the next 3 hours telling us just how poor you are and why you are most deserving of the promo code. The winners will probably appeal to our sense of humour than our compassion but you never know ;-)

Over to you....


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UPDATE
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This is proving to be so funny I'm increasing the promo codes to 10 and giving you another 24hours to come up with entries!!

Comp closes 9pm GMT friday

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WINNERS
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Ok folks thats the comp closed. Some very good entries - you are all winners in my eyes but only have 10 codes so here goes...

FIVE (IN RED) OF YOU STILL NEED TO PM ME WITH YOUR EMAILS TO GET THE CODE!!!!!

upsidedown

fastrichieD

wmcwmc

eggzbacon

skatelakai117

zlib
shermy808
joshn
potheadhero
axin92


Winners please PM me with your email address and I'll sort you out.




cheers

[Shermy808]

Too poo to affod a new keyboad

[eggzbacon]

I am so poor that my mom will be so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so proud that i saved a dollar ;)

[cubecheat]

Too poor to afford my own account...

Signed,
A Friend of cubecheat

[yourofl10]

I'm so poor that I have to re-use all of my toilet paper

[Ajg3]

It would be nice if u look at my pages on my iPod there full of lites

[theone1007]

I'm so poor I can't afford enough fresh water for the family, and I found a water filter thread here only to find that they actually cost money.

Car Jack Streets will make us never thirst again.

[eggzbacon]

Im so poor that I tried to steal a free sample?

Im so poor that I didnt have enough money to download Car Jack Streets lite :(

[skyye06]

Im soooo poor and that makes me a SAAAAAAD Panda:(

[LBG]

I'm so poor I'd sell my nose and ears to buy Gameloft's 'Gangstar' instead.

[Lombardo]

I am too poor to afford this game, but for some reason I have an iPod and a computer and an internet connection.

[skyye06]

I am sooo poor i couldnt afford an ipod, this is just a zune that plays ipod games

[Moonmist]

oops, I messed up

[Ajg3]

I am too poor to afford this game, but for some reason I have an iPod and a computer and an internet connection.

Lol true

[AE_GLOOM]

I'm so poor that I drive a peanut...:(

Car Jack Streets could give me some sense of achievement as I drive around in my stolen Bugatti Veyron :D

[jacksonitup]

im so poor that i have to wipe my butt with my shirt! :eek:

[rhenzhen]

I have no work. I got fired, got caught playing iPhone games while at Work. Im broke right now, no money to buy games... PLease pick me for your promo codes giveaway!!!!!

[Kiwii]

I'm a Child. So I'm not old enough to get a credit card.
Plus Asian parents wont allow using credit cards for the interwebs.

[Moonmist]

sǝdʎʇ ʇı ʍoɥ sı sıɥʇ ˙˙˙ǝןqıssod pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ʇsǝdɐǝɥɔ ǝɥʇ ʎnq oʇ pɐɥ ı 'ɹood os ɯ,ı

[Lombardo]

sǝdʎʇ ʇı ʍoɥ sı sıɥʇ ˙˙˙ǝןqıssod pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ʇsǝdɐǝɥɔ ǝɥʇ ʎnq oʇ pɐɥ ı 'ɹood os ɯ,ı

You already posted that.

[Owl]

I'm so poor I couldn't take hat lessons.

http://i26.tinypic.com/9t0cj5.jpg

[Joshn]

Im so poor i eat cereal with a fork to save on milk.

[zlibd]

i used to be a heavyweight champ but my brother in law paulie gave all my money to my accountant and he used it to flip houses :(

[ImNoSuperMan]

I m so poor that I couldn't even afford my Red underwear I m supposed to wear over my costume and had to change my name from superman to ImNoSuperMan:eek::(

[kuler51]

I'm so poor i couldnt afford to move my clock back to daylights savings time... now everything is an hour off!:eek:

[Froggyboby]

I'm poor cause some jerk ran me over in his car and stole all my money so if I get this game I'd finally be able to get my revenge. Muahahahhahahahahahaha!cough cough... I mean owe my legs!!!!!

[CDubby94]

Taken

[elrey117]

im soo poor that when u look in my ipod i have all full pages of lites

[skyye06]

I'm so poor I couldn't afford to set the clock back for Daylight Savings Time.

already said

edit n the lites is already said

[Lombardo]

I'm so poor i couldnt afford to move my clock back to daylights savings time... now everything is an hour off!:eek:

I'm so poor I couldn't afford to set the clock back for Daylight Savings Time.

Interesting

[wootbean]

I'm so poor that beggars bring me money because they feel sorry.

[yourofl10]

Hey Paul can we do more than 1 entry?

[skatelakai117]

I'm so poor I can't even afford an Ipod!

[elrey117]

i am so poor i have the 1st computer ever built

[skyye06]

Hey Paul can we do more than 1 entry?

I'm so poor I can't even afford an Ipod!

yes I think we can

Also please at least look back to see if someone already said it because it is a waste of space imho


oh and Im so poor I use monopoly money to pay for my bills

[MikeC]

I am so poor I cant even afford an amazing game that's only 99 cents.

[dannys95]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_vjO9MgCXBO4/SjfTCMqkrFI/AAAAAAAAACM/VQPgMllcv2o/s400/Please-it-was-a-joke-you-guys-I-am-way-too-poor-for-drugs.jpg

[wootbean]

i am so poor i have the 1st computer ever built

the very first computer cost millions of dollars

[elimcfly]

I'm so poor, I have to live Car Jack Streets :-X

[zlibd]

i invested all my money in khalid shaikh:(

[yourofl10]

yes I think we can


K thx.


I'm so poor I should be working instead of being on this thread.

[DannyV]

I'm not poor, I just don't want the game. LOL.

[wootbean]

I'm so poor, this is how I take public transportation
http://img29.imageshack.us/img29/3196/20070531231121.jpg

[upsidedown]

Im so poor i ask beggars for money.

[upsidedown]

I am so poor that my debt is in debt.

[ImNoSuperMan]

I m so poor that I burn cigarrette butts found in the garbage and inhale the smoke.

[axin92]

I'm so poor, this is my country's military
http://www.doingitwrong.com/wrong/2955_00031278.jpg

[skyye06]

Im so poor I wait by my nieghbors garbage can and wait till they throw out their leftovers

[zlibd]

maybe youve seen me around town

http://davidisms.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/homeless_sign_9.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v313/nollpost/funny%20homeless%20signs/darkside.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v313/nollpost/funny%20homeless%20signs/3076728814_959f258b4e.jpg

[FastRichieD]

I'm so poor that...Damn you Madoff

[MidianGTX]

You're all so poor you can't afford $0.99! Shame on you!

...I'm not in the same boat, I can afford it, I just don't wanna spend 59p. Booyah!

[FastRichieD]

I'm so poor that I beg homeless people for their leftovers.

[wootbean]

I'm so poor my baby sleeps here
http://www.doingitwrong.com/wrong/20080317-204000.jpg

[MidianGTX]

Pocket baby!

[potheadhero]

I'm so poor, I used my friends condoms when they are done with them. Hehe.

[raps27]

i am so poor that when someone stepped on a cigrette i said "who turned off the heat"

[MrPeanut]

Im so poor that I get a little boy to get me free food from his school's cafeteria. :(

[ImNoSuperMan]

I'm so poor, I used my friends condoms when they are done with them.
Code sent. Check PM..:D:D:p

[potheadhero]

Thanks so much. I love this game and everyone should get it even if they arent as lucky as I am to have gotten a code. Keep up the good work devs.

Edit - Still waiting on the code. LOL!

[MrPeanut]

wait i think ImNoSuperman is trickin ya. Isnt Paul@Tag the giver-outer??

[potheadhero]

Damn I got punked. Still a bad ass game tho.

[axin92]

I'm so poor we have these in town instead of cherry pickers
http://www.doingitwrong.com/wrong/safety_first_006.jpg

[Daniel Novoa]

I'm so poor that the only reason I am writing this is because I use my neighbors
Wireless and a stolen Ipod.

[potheadhero]

Im so poor my friend threw up and dinner was served.

[ImNoSuperMan]

Thanks so much. I love this game and everyone should get it even if they arent as lucky as I am to have gotten a code. Keep up the good work devs.

Edit - Still waiting on the code. LOL!
Please leave a good review for our game..:p

Anyways I thought that was good enough to be gold here. May be not exactly original but still the best I read here. Had I been giving out the codes here, you`d have definitely got it right now without even waiting for the contest to be over:D. Lets just wait n see if Paul@Tag concurs with me or not:rolleyes:

[wmcwmc]

2 por 2 aford leters

[Plongetz]

hahaha this thread is great xD

[wargrim]

I'm so poor that a homeless guy gave me some money. It was about that time I noticed that the homeless guy was 20' tall and gave me about tree fiddy, damn pittying lochness monster.

[Slapshot]

I'm so poor that I'm typing this from the libraries public computer.

[MrPeanut]

I'm so poor i don't have enough money to eat at McDonalds

[eggzbacon]

Its been over 3 hours

[Paul@Tag]

I've increased this to 10 promo codes and extended the deadline until tomorrow - such was the laughter here at Tag towers!

Keep them coming...

and in case you were wondering I'm so poor I have to post to this forum to drum up sales for my game!

[skyye06]

I've increased this to 10 promo codes and extended the deadline until tomorrow - such was the laughter here at Tag towers!

Keep them coming...

and in case you were wondering I'm so poor I have to post to this forum to drum up sales for my game!

I think you should get a promo code

[potheadhero]

I'm so poor im still on dial up.

[potheadhero]

I've increased this to 10 promo codes and extended the deadline until tomorrow - such was the laughter here at Tag towers!

Keep them coming...

and in case you were wondering I'm so poor I have to post to this forum to drum up sales for my game!

That and it makes you smart and efficient. Lol.

[Joshn]

I'm so poor when i went to ther park pidgeons threw bread at me :P.

[eggzbacon]

Im so poor that burglars break into my house and leave money

[MrPeanut]

I'm so poor, charity's donate money to me.

[ImNoSuperMan]

Im so poor that burglars break into my house and leave money
LOL. Another winner:p

[axin92]

k no one else is responding let's get winners now :p

[Shermy808]

Talk about easy to jack! I bet that lady is packing some heat in her stylish fanny-pack...

http://forums.toucharcade.com/picture.php?albumid=250&pictureid=1406

[potheadhero]

Talk about easy to jack! I bet that lady is packing some heat in her stylish fanny-pack...

http://forums.toucharcade.com/picture.php?albumid=250&pictureid=1406

Dude no one told you take my home. So unfair! I demand you return it to the front of my friends lawn. I had to pay for the spot in the driveway with sexual favors. :eek:

[potheadhero]

And BTW that lady packing heat is my momma and the fanny pack is her home. Hehe.

[MidianGTX]

I commend Paul@Tag for getting so many people to self-pwn in such a short period of time. Next time you should offer promo codes to whoever can convince you they're ugliest.

[monk666]

I'm so poor, i begged the wife to turn down the heat and not offer food or drinks when her lover come.

[skatelakai117]

I'm so poor that my ipod is older then the 1gen....here it is.....
http://kotaku.com/assets/resources/2007/01/iboy.jpg

[dominator246]

I'm so poor, when I stomped out a cigarette, my dad asked me who turned the heat off...

[Froggyboby]

I'm so poor I have to recycle toilet paper... I guess not to bad compared to were the toilet is...

[IKnowHow2Fly]

I'm so poor I have to recycle toilet paper... I guess not to bad compared to were the toilet
http://http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/highest-paying-dirty-job-4.jpg

WEIRD...
I was about to say I'm so poor I have to use both sides of the toilet paper...now I need a new one...

[wootbean]

I'm so poor I get from place to place on one of these
http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/7125/20070611012857.jpg

[Kiwii]

I'm poor because I owe Frankie money!

[potheadhero]

I'm so poor I get from place to place on one of these
http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/7125/20070611012857.jpg

The Mercedes? Hehe.

[potheadhero]

Please leave a good review for our game..:p

Anyways I thought that was good enough to be gold here. May be not exactly original but still the best I read here. Had I been giving out the codes here, you`d have definitely got it right now without even waiting for the contest to be over:D. Lets just wait n see if Paul@Tag concurs with me or not:rolleyes:

Thanks man. I really appreciate it. Hopefully I do win a code but if I dont, oh well it was worth it. I just want the developers to keep doing an awesome job because technically if it wasnt for them we wouldnt have a bad ass game to play, we wouldnt be on this forum and there would be nothing to talk about. LOL.

[zlibd]

http://i28.tinypic.com/14y3f3o.jpg

[wootbean]

The Mercedes? Hehe.

lol.

[Paradigm]

I'm so poor that my ipod is older then the 1gen....here it is.....
http://kotaku.com/assets/resources/2007/01/iboy.jpg

what do you mean? that is LEEET!! :D :)

[super6ft7]

I'm so poor that when my dog eats I sit around the bowl and try to eat when it isn't looking

[wootbean]

I'm so poor I couldn't afford free puppies being given away.

[Mag]

Is this game still with the timer? Or did they fix that?

[FastRichieD]

I'm so poor that I go on vacation underneath a bridge. You need to get their early for the prime waterfront spot.

[zlibd]

im so poor that it offends me a contest for a game is mocking people in my situation

[potheadhero]

im so poor that it offends me a contest for a game is mocking people in my situation

Im sooooo poor I cant even afford to be offended, it will cause me to get agitated and crap myself and I cant do that because I cant afford new underwear or new pants.

[willmeek]

I'm so poor that I'm using these painfully cute photos of my puppies and kitties to save 99 cents. And quite frankly kicking some major ass in Car Jack Streets will be a welcome vacation my indigency.:-)

Thank you very much and good luck with the sale! I hope you sell a ton.

http://forums.toucharcade.com/album.php?albumid=251

[dominator246]

I'm so poor, the front and back doors of my house are on the same hinge..

[dominator246]

Ahhh just thought of this one, don't want to double post or anything but ya lol. (yes I've been sitting here for an hour thinking haha)

I'm so poor, I couldn't make the payments on my tonka truck so the repo man took it :(

[Paul@Tag]

Comp now closed! Thanks everyone for your enteries.

The winners are listed on the first page.

Thanks
P

[The Bat Outta Hell]

I'm so poor that I beg the homeless for spare change.

Edit: $&$$(($&@$***^{%%%]

[dominator246]

Wow. Apparently I was a few seconds too late along with Bat lol. F*CK!

[skyye06]

I'm so poor that I beg the homeless for spare change.

Edit: $&$$(($&@$***^{%%%]

doesnt matter bat this joke has been said 5 times already

[The Bat Outta Hell]

Ah, I don't feel so bad anymore. Well, yeah I do, it was a terrible joke then :p

[Joshn]

woop aparently im a winner, 59p saved :D *does the pants dance*

[seyoon]

Wow! Congratulations, Joshn!!!

[axin92]

did anyone get their code yet

[zlibd]

did anyone get their code yet

not yet, he signed off right before i sent my message (5:30?) though so that may be the reason

[Joshn]

neither me because i went out last night at the same time the competition ended

[potheadhero]

yea im still waiting for my code also.

[Joshn]

any news on the codes yet?

[dominator246]

I'd laugh so hard if none of you got codes........lol jk :D that would be horrible lol

[Joshn]

I'm getting impatient xD. I have looked at some vids a played the lite version at it looks realy good.

[Paul@Tag]

Codes now sent. Sorry about the delay. Had stuff to do this weekend!

The following still need to PM me with their email addresses to get the game:

upsidedown

fastrichieD

wmcwmc

eggzbacon

skatelakai117

Cheers
P

[upsidedown]

Sweet! I didnt even know i won till just now!

[truedat]

hey if the winners dont send you their e-mails then hook a poor brother up :)

[wootbean]

hey if the winners dont send you their e-mails then hook a poor brother up :)

you already got real racing
no more codes for you :)

[dannys95]

:'(.

[goldglover411]

i will take one of those unclaimed codes :)

[ImNoSuperMan]

i will take one of those unclaimed codes :)
Do you think he`ll notice anything fishy if someone named "eggsbacon" PM`s him for the code:rolleyes:

Or should I use "eggzzbacon" instead. Which one has a better chance here :p

[FastRichieD]

Just saw I won. Sent a PM. Awesome contest idea.

[MidianGTX]

Do you think he`ll notice anything fishy if someone named "eggsbacon" PM`s him for the code:rolleyes:

Or should I use "eggzzbacon" instead. Which one has a better chance here :p

You wouldn't :eek:

[FastRichieD]

Codes now sent. Sorry about the delay. Had stuff to do this weekend!

The following still need to PM me with their email addresses to get the game:

upsidedown

fastrichieD

wmcwmc

eggzbacon

skatelakai117

Cheers
P

Paul@Tag are you ever coming back?!?!?!

[truedat]

you already got real racing
no more codes for you :)

lol yea thats true