Announcing ClockRocket's Shotgun Granny and slogan contest!

[ClockRocket]

The UFO invasion is about to get Granny-stomped!

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SPECIAL PROMOTION!

We are looking for a new catch phrase. We currently are using:

"With great age, comes great responsibility"

After watching the video, if you can come up with something better then please post it in this thread.

We will choose a winner in 24 hours. Winner receives promo codes to AstroBlast (http://www.clockrocket.com/games/astroblast.htm)and Dreadmill (http://www.clockrocket.com/games/dreadmill.htm), as well as one for Shotgun Granny (http://www.clockrocket.com/games/shotgungranny.htm)when it becomes available.

Thank you and good luck!

[eggzbacon]

"Back in my age, they used powder instead of bullets"

[Squirt Reynolds]

"Roll up your moo moo, and fasten your dentures, 'cause you got some aliens to kill."

[NotYou]

"So, you think you got the yarn balls to stop a UFO invasion?"
or
"Osteoporosis, twelve grandchildren, and yarn balls the size of watermellons!"

[drelbs]

"Time to show them new-fangled flyin' machines what Granny's made of!"

[eggzbacon]

"Old people these days"

[aricall]

"Wheres the bullets?"

[WoundedSoldier]

"This is my BOOM stick"

[zlibd]

"this ain't your grandmother's alien invasion"

"and they say the old woman who lived in a shoe had it bad"

[Weebler]

And you thought getting kids off your property was hard.

[Devilishly Good]

Git ma shotgun Pa, there's aliens in the cornfield again.

[Weebler]

Granny's got the knitting kneedle for this invasion.

[xFinch713x]

"Granny's just about had enough of these young wipper-snappers..."

maybe another later. still thinking :P

[DOG87]

Back when I was young we didn't have this fancy modern flying plates.

[zlibd]

Kickin' Butt and Forgettin' Names

Armed to the dentures

Alien invaders can kiss her grits

[pharmx]

"Grandma, what big guns you have!"...."The better to shoot with, dear"

[twilightknight]

Think ya got the guts to stop an full scale alien invasion, WHEN YOU'RE AN OLD GRANDMA?

[zlibd]

feel the wraith of cane

[JCik68]

oki, I know this is phrase contest, but couldnt help myself... I can clearly imagine this in that teaser as well :D

she may be old...
she may have no teeth...
but she would make scraps
from the alien fleet

Shotgun Granny!
....
NOW in your AppStore!

or

she may be senile...
she may be old...
but her bloodlust
and aim are gold

Shotgun Granny!
....
NOW in your AppStore!

or

she may be old...
she may wear glasses...
but no one kicks better
filthy alien asses

Shotgun Granny!
....
NOW in your AppStore!

[pharmx]

"Don't worry kid, she's got a spare box of Depends in case you need it"

or an alternate version:

"Don't worry kid, she's got your Depends right here"

[Nico75]

I haven't had this much fun since I got my gallbladder removed.

[DHrox]

"Don't worry, the ammo comes from ma kidneys."

"Get of my lawn ya disc-shaped death-ray machines of war and doom!"

"No, I don't wanna be probed AGAIN!"

[kramszed]

'Granny with a Bang!'

[twilightknight]

'Beat them or be beaten... 21st Century Stuff'

[Muzic <3]

Spy is sappin' my Granny!

Shotgun Granny.. she'll spoil you to the core.

[Rachel]

'Whoever said the elderly don't know how to use technology?'

'Help Shotgun Granny save the world! Someone needs to supply her prune juice...'

[TheBeastlyNinja]

This is one similar to the one that clock rocket is using. "with great age comes great knowledge of how to pwn an alien.

[ClockRocket]

These... are... FANTASTIC!

Some of these would make great Granny dialog... We're recording some audio this weekend, what other kinds of things would she say?

We'll announce the slogan winner tomorrow at 2 CST... Keep 'em coming, and thanks so much!

[twilightknight]

did ya like mine? :D

[freedog]

"She don't know Karate, but can fire a shotty"

She's over the hill, with bullets to spill"

She's too old to tell, but has plenty of shells"

"A fatal attraction, to her pump-action"

[DHrox]

"Take a look at ma shogun, shotgun
Not much of a shotgun, shotgun
But he's the only hon I got."

[IpodLady]

After overdosing on Geritol, Granny went postal.

[ClockRocket]

ROFL... keep 'em coming, 4 more hours!

[Philsquirrel]

You thought you have all seen in your live ??
Just remember : once upon a time, famous women were Calamity Jane, Kitty LeRoy and Annie Oakley ... But,

NOW IS COMING "SHOTGUN GRANNY" !!

[freedog]

A gun, some shells, and a denture
its granny's shotgun adventure

[cjsbug]

A gun, some shells, and a denture
its granny's shotgun adventure

+1 :D funny

[ClockRocket]

Folks, this was absolutely hilarious and quite a blast. When we ship, some of these phrases may make it into some of the achievements and easter eggs. But for now... we have a WINNER!!

"Roll up your moo moo, and fasten your dentures, 'cause you got some aliens to kill."

Squirt, I am PM'ing you right now with codes to AstroBlast (http://www.clockrocket.com/games/astroblast.htm)and DreadMill (http://www.clockrocket.com/games/dreadmill.htm), and when Shotgun Granny (http://www.clockrocket.com/games/shotgungranny.htm)ships you have one of those too!

Again, thanks so much to everyone that participated... and keep your eyes to the skies!

[Philsquirrel]

Well, I had Shotgun Granny on my Touch first gen, and after the last update the game does not work anymore !!! I made the update without reading the new features because I cannot think it was normal that the new version would be more restrictive than the one before !

EDIT : the dev team says me they'll try to do something to make the game working again with Touch first gen !

Thanks to them !