Jokestar - Upcoming app PROMO CODE CONTEST!

[kohjingyu]

Jokestar has been submitted.


A joke application containing different jokes ranging from Bumper Stickers, Yo Momma Jokes, and Riddles!

Entertain your kids with these jokes and riddles, or just entertain yourself!

FEATURES:
- 230 Bumper Sticker Jokes
- 130 Yo Momma Jokes
- 50 Riddles
- 4 Categories for Bumper Stickers: Wisdom, Caution, Dumb and Geek
- 3 Categories for Yo Momma Jokes: Fat, Stupid and Ugly
- 2 Categories for Riddles: What Am I and Brain Teasers


More jokes would be added in updates.

---PROMO CODE CONTEST---
Want a promo code for this app? Submit a reply with a Yo Momma Joke, Bumper Sticker Joke, or a Riddle with an answer!

Please supply your name, or a nickname which would be used to credit you for the joke!

The best few would be added into the app with your name.

Now, let the jokes come!

[Michelangelo]

What did 0 say to 8?
Nice belt! :)

[kohjingyu]

What did 0 say to 8?
Nice belt! :)

Nice. :)

I think more Bumper Sticker or Yo Momma or Riddle specific jokes would be better.

[PacSun4dc]

heres one i saw
"i always think drinking give me problems, so therefore i quit thinking"
btw should this be place in the promo code giveaway section??

[kohjingyu]

heres one i saw
"i always think drinking give me problems, so therefore i quit thinking"
btw should this be place in the promo code giveaway section??

Nice one!

Hmm, this is an app, so I guess it could be here. There isn't an "Upcoming Apps" forum though. Darn, I just realised I put the thread title as upcoming GAME.

Darn.

[Nico75]

Here is my favorite yo mama joke:
Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!

[kohjingyu]

Here is my favorite yo mama joke:
Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!

That one's already in. Try again. :)

Riddles work too people!

[Weebler]

Honk if you hate this bumper sticker.

[PureSkill]

Do you like this one or already have it?

Why is 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7, 8, 9!

[mattll]

Yo mama stumbles across the wlan cable.

[PureSkill]

Yo mama stumbles across the wlan cable.

LOL, Good but I think that it should read

"Your mama's so stupid, she tripped on a wireless lan cable"

[Philsquirrel]

Your mother is so stupid that she thinks Silicon Valley is a place for breasts cosmetic surgery.

[kohjingyu]

Do you like this one or already have it?

Why is 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7, 8, 9!

Heheh, I don't that would fit in. Seems a little more of a joke than a riddle.

Yo mama stumbles across the wlan cable.

Nice one. :)

Thanks mods, for moving this and changing the title.

Keep the awesome jokes coming! :D :D :D

[iTouchaddict]

Yo mam so fat she went to the movie and sat next to everyone

[double00asian]

Ur momma so fat that they had to take her picture from a helicopter
ur momma so fat u can see her from Google.....Earth

[jean2]

I don't know if this one have been post:

Your mother is so stupid she calls you son of a b*tch.

[kohjingyu]

Keep the awesome jokes coming, guys!

[RandomAlec]

Aw man, and recently I just had a bunch of good yo momma jokes...

Oh here are some I remember:

Yo momma so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.

Yo momma so fat we're inside her right now. (This is my favorite)

Let me know if you use any of mine, just credit it to Alejandro Parjus :cool:

[Weebler]

Yo momma so fat she was used as a boulder in Indiana Jones.

[kohjingyu]

Good one guys! I might have to give more promos....With all the great jokes...

Bumper stickers are nice too! :D

[pablo19]

Why don't polish people kill frogs?
It's their national bird.






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[kohjingyu]

Why don't polish people kill frogs?
It's their national bird.






hahahahahhahahaahhaahhahahahahhahahahahahhahahahha hahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahhahaha hahhahahahahahhahahahahha.

Polish people? I don't get it lol....

Lame jokes aren't really counted btw, but they might fit into the bumper sticker category. The riddles have to be REAL riddles.

[spidey146]

yo mamma so fat, when god said "let there be light" he also said "can you move over a little bit"

tell me if its good

[kohjingyu]

Heheh, good one! Keep them coming! Avoid sensitive/vulgar jokes though, apple might reject it.

[spidey146]

"when im typing on the internet, i dont say lol, i say lqtm (laugh quietly to myself) its more honest that way

[kohjingyu]

"when im typing on the internet, i dont say lol, i say lqtm (laugh quietly to myself) its more honest that way

Good one!

Keep em coming, and if you submit more than one you WOULD get 2 chances in the contest!

I'll pick the winners when this app comes out.

[twilightknight]

Ur dads so stupid he married your mother

[kohjingyu]

Ur dads so stupid he married your mother

Nice one! Saw that before. I don't think it's in the app though....Now I have to give you 3 entries...

Come on guys!

[twilightknight]

Ur moms so stupid he made YOU

[kohjingyu]

Ur moms so stupid he made YOU

Hmm, HE?

Heheh, he's got like 4 entries now. Better start posting more jokes people!

[spidey146]

Q:If Bob and Jimmy are running from a bear, how fast does Bob need to run?

A: Just fast enough to outrun Jimmy.:D

[kohjingyu]

Good one. I think I need to add another "general jokes" category into the app.

[twilightknight]

Yo mama so FAT she threw a rock a the ground and missed

[kohjingyu]

Yo mama so FAT she threw a rock a the ground and missed

It's in already. It's brick instead of rock though.

[cramzy]

Is it me, or it just doesn't make sense paying for an app with so few jokes in it when for 0.99$ you can get 18,000 COOL JOKES?

[kohjingyu]

Is it me, or it just doesn't make sense paying for an app with so few jokes in it when for 0.99$ you can get "18,000 COOL JOKES (http://itunes.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewSoftware?id=316973071&mt=8)"?

Pretty low, advertising your app here...Not very nice.... :mad:

zzz...

Does 18,000 COOL JOKES have RIDDLES?

Yeah, everybody love riddles!

Does 18,000 COOL JOKES have YO MOMMA JOKES?

Yeah, everybody love yo momma jokes!

Does 18,000 COOL JOKES have BUMPER STICKERS?

Yeah, everybody love bumper stickers!

I don't think so right? Perhaps yo momma, but bumper stickers and riddles i seriously doubt...

This makes them pretty much different apps, so don't steal my thread. :mad:

[cramzy]

Hi mate,

We are paying more than 500$ a month for banners so I am not using the thread to advertise.
On your questions:

YES it does have Yo mamma jokes, and it has much more than the other app has.

It does not have the riddles and the bumper sticks, but has 49 more categories of jokes...
And it just doesn't make sense to me to pay for a content based app, that has such a small amount of content, that's all.

Cheers,
ILIYA

[kohjingyu]

Hi mate,

We are paying more than 500$ a month for banners so I am not using the thread to advertise.
On your questions:

YES it does have Yo mamma jokes, and it has much more than the other app has.

It does not have the riddles and the bumper sticks, but has 49 more categories of jokes...
And it just doesn't make sense to me to pay for a content based app, that has such a small amount of content, that's all.

Cheers,
ILIYA

Isn't 50 categories a little too much?

And I'm pretty sure my interface is better than yours.

I'm just saying that it isn't nice to show your app (with a link) in another dev's thread.

[cramzy]

No problem. Removed the link. I just wanted to make it easy for people to check out our app, so they can decide on their own.
About the user interface- I like the interface of your app, and I like the interface of 18,000 COOL JOKES. So, for me, they both look good. The difference in UI though is that 18,000 COOL jokes has funny looking UI, and after all- it's an app that should make people feel good.

About the categories question- that was quite weird to ask... NO it's not too much :) It's only good organization. It's super easy to browse categories, and if you don't want to do so, just read randomly selected jokes. The algorithm makes sure you never get to read the same joke twice.

Cheers,
ILIYA

[kohjingyu]

Thanks so much camzy.

Now back on topic...Any more jokes? Come on, you want that promo code.

[spidey146]

Yo, cramzy, imma let you finish, but froggy had one of the best apps of ALL TIME!

now that thats outta my system:Yo momma so poor, when i saw her kicking a can down the street, i asked her what she was doing and said MOVING!

[spidey146]

Q:whats snoop dogg's favorite kind of rain?

A: Drizzle

[kohjingyu]

Nice ones! Kicking a can - lol!

[twilightknight]

Your mom so thin when she ate a peanut she thought she was pregnant

[kohjingyu]

So you two are competing for most jokes now? :P

Check out Cheese Collect btw. http://forums.toucharcade.com/showthread.php?t=25883

Keep em coming! :D

I don't really feel like doing "thin" jokes though.

[spidey146]

i was always the kind of kid who didnt think happy meal came with a free toy, i thought the toy cam with a free happy meal

[kohjingyu]

i was always the kind of kid who didnt think happy meal came with a free toy, i thought the toy cam with a free happy meal

Nice. :)

I'll have to pick a winner soon, or winners, hard to decide.

[kohjingyu]

I got the approval email....In a week? Wow. That was fast. Really fast. I'll pick the winner soon...

[kohjingyu]

I've chosen! I pick...

spidey146 AND twilightknight!

Check your inboxes!

[spidey146]

wow, thanks

[twilightknight]

Woh, Thanks a bunch!