Birthday Game

[Random_Guy]

Match your birthdates and the colour of the shirt that you are wearing with the following phrases and put them together to make a statement about yourself.

January - I ate
February - I bit
March - I stole
April - I licked
May - I punched
June - I placed
July - I kissed
August - I kidnapped
September - I cut
October - I danced with
November - I married
December - I strangled

1 - an emo
2 - a drunk
3 - a noodle
4 - a lollipop
5 - Paris Hilton
6 - a donkey
7 - a chicken
8 - a cigarette
9 - a piece of used toilet paper
10 - a chicken
11 - a UFO
12 - a hottie
13 - my mother
14 - your mother
15 - a homo
16 - a clock
17 - a banana
18 - an iPhone
19 - Gameloft
20 - a lamp
21 - a USB
22 - a tomato
23 - the green Teletubby
24 - hydrochloric acid
25 - a spider
26 - myself
27 - a tooth
28 - Santa Claus
29 - my best friend
30 - hot Peruvian peppers
31 - an unidentified drug

Black - up my nose
White - while going to the toilet
Green - in my pants
Red - while playing Enviro-Bear 2010 on a jailbroken 64GB iPhone 3GS
Grey - while eating an onion
Blue - while putting a noodle up my nose
Purple - while cutting off my fingers with a spoon
Yellow - while flying
Orange - while eating a cat
Other - while watching Two and a Half Men

For example, I was born on May 3, and I'm currently wearing a green t-shirt. This means that my sentence is: I punched a noodle in my pants.

What's your sentence?

[WunDaii]

I licked a homo while putting a noodle up my nose..

0_o

[The Game Reaper]

I married your mother while putting a noodle up my nose.

Awesome thread.

[ImNoSuperMan]

I strangled a homo in my pants :eek:

[Palfince]

I ate a UFO while putting a noodle up my nose!

[Fudgeboy]

i kidnapped Paris Hilton while going to the toilet :o

[Mr. Crazy]

I cut a spider in my pants :D.

[THE STUD]

:eek: I licked my best friend up my nose :eek:

[skyye06]

I licked a chicken while cutting off my fingers with a spoon?!

[AaronAMV]

I married a homo while watching Two and a Half Men

|:

[Mindfield]

I cut myself while putting a noodle up my nose.

Maybe I should have cooked it first.

[weisome]

I married my best friend while putting a noodle up my nose. Yeah. :D

EDIT: And my best friend is a guy. :eek:

[nooobynick]

I strangled a banana while watching two and a half men

[ibelongintheforums]

I bit a used piece of toliet paper while going to the toliet
this is lame...

[Kamazar]

"I am a sexy beast." It speaks the truth!

[IKnowHow2Fly]

I kissed my mother while watching Two and a Half Men.

[worldcup1100]

I kissed my mother while watching Two and a Half Men.

We have the same birthday. :eek:
July 13th?

[AaronAMV]

^my brother's birthday is 7/13 also

[Slapshot]

I kissed a hottie while playing Dungeon Hunter on a jailbroken 64GB iPhone 3GS!!! BOOM CHOCKA LOCKA!

[worldcup1100]

I kissed a hottie while playing Dungeon Hunter on a jailbroken 64GB iPhone 3GS!!! BOOM CHOCKA LOCKA!

And yours is a day before.

[IKnowHow2Fly]

We have the same birthday. :eek:
July 13th?

Yup :D

[darkhorse]

I cut a drunk up my nose :confused:

The hell?

[The Game Reaper]

^my brother's birthday is 7/13 also
We have almost the same birthday!

[jxjja]

I danced with Santa Claus while watching Two and a Half Men

[Grumps]

I danced with hot Peruvian peppers while watching Two and a Half Men (topless). :o

[Random_Guy]

My friend's is: I ate your mother while eating a cat.

[spidey146]

I stole Paris Hilton up my nose:confused:

:D awesome

[eggzbacon]

I ate a UFO while going to the toilet

[jecebn]

I married a chicken while eating an onion

True story, actually

[Masmo]

I strangled an iPhone while going to the toilet.

Wtf?

[Random_Guy]

I strangled an iPhone while going to the toilet.

Wtf?

There's no need to be violent just because Dungeon Hunter crashed...

[Outkast1]

I kidnapped my best friend up my nose.

[le'deuche123]

I strangled a hooker, at the bottom of hill street, and chatham. Uhhh...up my nose...

[dogmeat]

I strangled a banana while flying

[Outkast1]

I strangled a hooker, at the bottom of hill street, and chatham. Uhhh...up my nose...

If I had a dollar for every strangled hooker..

[Bluellama1]

I punched Gameloft while putting a noodle up my nose. WTF?

[Bluellama1]

If I had a dollar for every strangled hooker..
You'd have one dollar! XD

[spidey146]

If I had a dollar for every strangled hooker..

I strangled a hooker, at the bottom of hill street, and chatham. Uhhh...up my nose...

There's no need to be violent just because Dungeon Hunter crashed...

you guys are my new best friends :D

edit: damn thats a lot of quotes

[Random_Guy]

I punched Gameloft while putting a noodle up my nose. WTF?

Lol. That made me laugh for about 5 minutes.

[madam_octa]

I strangled my best friend while going to the toilet

[Random_Guy]

I married a chicken while eating an onion

True story, actually

Lol.

[mrchennyken]

I strangled Paris Hilton while putting a noodle up my nose. ;)

[zachattacksox]

I married a cigarette up the nose.

[Bruno]

Cool game....

i stole an unidentified drug while going to the toilet

[qasim]

I place Paris Hilton up my nose :D

[Random_Guy]

My friend's is: I kidnapped a USB while flying.

[SirGawaine]

I cut a clock while going to the toilet...

Would anybody care to enlighten me as to what all this is again?

[derek420]

I stole a tomato up my nose...? Lol

[MidianGTX]

I placed a lollipop up my nose.

This is actually really boring :(

[Random_Guy]

I cut a clock while going to the toilet...

Would anybody care to enlighten me as to what all this is again?

It's meant to be a pointless game that can turn out humourous, depending on your date of birth.

[harp player]

october
green
15th
a danced with a homo in my pants

[songbird]

Ok, this wins "Best Thread Idea of The Year"!

[LBG]

I ate a UFO while putting a noodle up my nose!

Hey, you share the same birthday as me!
You are also from England and have a favourite colour of blue!

:eek: Very strange!

[Spamcan]

I just read through the topic backwards and until I got to the first page I thought this was a list of unused bits from family guy..

[Random_Guy]

Ok, this wins "Best Thread Idea of The Year"!

Thanks!

[songbird]

Yeah, I read the last post and realized that on these threads you always have to start from the first page or else! You're welcome!

[harp player]

eww my post sounds wrong actually

oh dear

[Spamcan]

Yeah, I read the last post and realized that on these threads you always have to start from the first page or else! You're welcome!

Or else you wont have any fun trying to figure out why people are saying random perverted things? That's good to know!

[Foozelz]

I stole a noodle while putting a noodle up my nose

[songbird]

Or else, since everyone else sounds crazy, you will think you're the one thats nuts because majority rules.

[Random_Guy]

I stole a noodle while putting a noodle up my nose

Yes, that makes perfect sense.

[Spamcan]

Or else, since everyone else sounds crazy, you will think you're the one thats nuts because majority rules.

That would be absolutely horrible.. I mean if I had ever actually encountered someone who I considered sane and rational then it would be horrible!

[songbird]

Lol!

[Random_Guy]

:eek: I licked my best friend up my nose :eek:

My favourite one.

[SunriseMoon]

I licked a lollypop while playing Dungeon Hunter on a jailbroken 64 gb iPhone 3GS.
That is the most realistic one yet I think...

[Ace_97]

I kissed the green Teletubby while going to the toilet. :P

[Random_Guy]

I licked a lollypop while playing Dungeon Hunter on a jailbroken 64 gb iPhone 3GS.
That is the most realistic one yet I think...

Ah yes. I wrote this thread when Dungeon Hunter was popular. I guess I better change it to Enviro-Bear 2010 now.