The Epic Battle Forum

[DHrox]

This is a game. It does not in any way bleed into your offline life. Not unless you want it to, unless of course you want it to. Then, well, there will be blood. So what is the game?

Take the control of the hill. Right now, I own the hill.

[yourofl10]

lolwut? :confused::confused:

[DHrox]

lolwut? :confused::confused:

Take control of the hill in anyway shape or form. Just a lil experiment I once saw done. It was really fun. Think of it as king of the hill. Whoever has control over the hill by the end of each week gets immortal fame.

[AaronAMV]

I have the hill.

[Brazilian Rider]

Shoots down [INSERT NAME HERE] from hill and then goes and takes it over, carefully planning his way so nothing hurts him until he reaches the top of the hill. Once he reaches the hill he throws a Giant Halo 3 Bubble Shield and begins growing a compound inside of it, under it's protection. He hires foreigners to create a circle just inside of the bubble shield in order to look for trespassers. He then creates more bubble shields as well as creating an air force to patrol the sky. Eventually he creates a nuclear missile and buries it under the hill. He wires the detonator to his heart. If it ever stops, the missile goes off.

He also hides weapons on his body.

[DHrox]

I have the hill.

The point is to make up how you take the hill. Creativity.

[yourofl10]

Takes the hill from (insert name here) by killing them with stuffen bunnies that have hand grenades and Assualt Rifles.

[AaronAMV]

I have the hill.

[yourofl10]

i have the hill.

how???? :)

[AaronAMV]

I just have it.

[hardcoregamer]

Shoots down [INSERT NAME HERE] from hill and then goes and takes it over, carefully planning his way so nothing hurts him until he reaches the top of the hill. Once he reaches the hill he throws a Giant Halo 3 Bubble Shield and begins growing a compound inside of it, under it's protection. He hires foreigners to create a circle just inside of the bubble shield in order to look for trespassers. He then creates more bubble shields as well as creating an air force to patrol the sky. Eventually he creates a nuclear missile and buries it under the hill. He wires the detonator to his heart. If it ever stops, the missile goes off.

He also hides weapons on his body.

Found a pill that lets me pick up things with my mind, and one that lets me freeze time. After taking both pills, I pick up the shields with my mind and put them all around some trees, then ram the planes into the shields. I take the foreigners and throw them into a nearby lake. I then dig a hole with my mind, and then move the missle, again, with my mind. Finally, AGAIN WITH MY MIND! lol I pull all metal towards me using my super magnet, so that the hidden weapons and detonator stick to the magnet. Then I throw the magnet into the lake. The detonator then goes off in the lake, completely annihilating all of the foreigners before they can get out of the lake. Then I get on the hill and kick Aaron in the stomach to get him off. BTW, I could have jsut picked up the hill wiht my mind instead, but that wouldn't be as fun, would it? :D

[DHrox]

My killer battle bear Delta Force troops strap a bomb to AaronAMV and throw him off the hill. He is permanently dead and cannot take the hill with no creativity. We also throw a dunce cap on him :p

[carnivore]

i hope a mod comes in here, shouts I AM KING OF THE HILL and closes the topic.

i guess that would be 'win'.

[Brazilian Rider]

I don't think anyone realizes that I won... There's no way you can beat me.

Especially if you just say "I have the hill" or "I killed you with...."

[DHrox]

i hope a mod comes in here, shouts I AM KING OF THE HILL and closes the topic.

i guess that would be 'win'.

The point is not necessarily to win the game, since it keeps starting up and everyone wants a piece of the hill.
And no BR, I have an infinite army of clones. You have not won yet. MWAHAHAHAHAHA! I planned ahead ;)

[yourofl10]

I don't think anyone realizes that I won... There's no way you can beat me.

Especially if you just say "I have the hill" or "I killed you with...."

It's a game in a forum, anything can happen.

i hope a mod comes in here, shouts I AM KING OF THE HILL and closes the topic.

i guess that would be 'win'.

Yeah, that would be classic.

[yourofl10]

Can we take the hill more than once?

[Brazilian Rider]

Found a pill that lets me pick up things with my mind, and one that lets me freeze time. After taking both pills, I pick up the shields with my mind and put them all around some trees, then ram the planes into the shields. I take the foreigners and throw them into a nearby lake. I then dig a hole with my mind, and then move the missle, again, with my mind. Finally, AGAIN WITH MY MIND! lol I pull all metal towards me using my super magnet, so that the hidden weapons and detonator stick to the magnet. Then I throw the magnet into the lake. The detonator then goes off in the lake, completely annihilating all of the foreigners before they can get out of the lake. Then I get on the hill and kick Aaron in the stomach to get him off. BTW, I could have jsut picked up the hill wiht my mind instead, but that wouldn't be as fun, would it? :D

Tells hardcoregamer that he switched the pills and he took a cyanide tablet. While hardcoregamer was dying, I shoot him in the face to kill him.

[DHrox]

Can we take the hill more than once?

Sure. There is almost no limit to what you can do.

I am now going to shut up and let you all fight to death for this hill.

[onewithchaos]

Eats a pill that lets me know everything (and yes its the right pill). Then makes time machine, goes back in time. Since i know everything I kill all of you who want a piece of the hill (i know this b/c i know everything) before you were born. And everytime someone even remotely thinks about getting a piece of my hill i simply go back in time and kill you. game over, i win


dont bother replying i already know what each of you will do and have killed you already :p

forgot to mention that since i know everything i can beat anything you throw at me...ghosts/magic/etc

[yourofl10]

Eats a pill that lets me know everything (and yes its the right pill). Then makes time machine, goes back in time. Since i know everything I kill all of you who want a piece of the hill (i know this b/c i know everything) before you were born. And everytime someone even remotely thinks about getting a piece of my hill i simply go back in time and kill you. game over, i win


dont bother replying i already know what each of you will do and have killed you already :p

While you took that pill, I put poison in the drink you used to have the pill. And I eqiup and armor that can never be damage (thus I can't be killed), and my health is regenerating always, and a shield around the hill that is inpeneratrable (spelling?) and no mind control of items can get passed. And no you can't go under the shield, there are indefinate number of mines down there that also regenerate. GAME OVER

I win :)

[Kamazar]

while you were laughing at hardcoregamer, I snuck up and killed you with a pistol. And I eqiup and armor that can never be damage (thus I can't be killed), and my health is regenerating always, and a shield around the hill that is inpeneratrable (spelling?) and no mind control of items can get passed. And no you ca't go under the shield, there are indefinate number of mines down there that also regenerate. GAME OVER

I call all of you nerds for thinking up video game scenarios. You cower back to your moms' basements, and I have the hill. My health is regenerating and my shield is impenetrable, jesus christ...

[AaronAMV]

I got the hill back because I am God.

[yourofl10]

I call all of you nerds for thinking up video game scenarios. You cower back to your moms' basements, and I have the hill. My health is regenerating and my shield is impenetrable, jesus christ...

I got the hill back because I am God.


I got the hill now, I have the same thing as before but I do not move (no mind tricks or control works either).

There I win :)

I think this will turn into spam before a while.

[DHrox]

I got the hill back because I am God.

[throws a spear at Aaron]

"HE IS NOT A GOD!"

Sorry, just had to do that.

[Brazilian Rider]

Eats a pill that lets me know everything (and yes its the right pill). Then makes time machine, goes back in time. Since i know everything I kill all of you who want a piece of the hill (i know this b/c i know everything) before you were born. And everytime someone even remotely thinks about getting a piece of my hill i simply go back in time and kill you. game over, i win


dont bother replying i already know what each of you will do and have killed you already :p

forgot to mention that since i know everything i can beat anything you throw at me...ghosts/magic/etc

Already took the pill that onewithchaos took and knew he was planning on killing his infant self, so he broke into DH's HQ and stole an infant clone embryo and replicated himself, adding a nuclear fusion reactor as the infant's stomach, which he surrounded in Aluminum Foil so onewithchaos would not notice. He then wen't back in time and hid his true self somewhere where he could train to be the Master of Time and Space, and replaced his infant-self with his real self.

[AaronAMV]

I can't lose the hill, I'm God. |:

[onewithchaos]

i dont drink my pills with water :confused:

and in reality i have gone back in time and killed all of you. what you're all stating are just dreams you had before your existence was wiped out by me

[DHrox]

I can't lose the hill, I'm God. |:

[uses awesome powers of awesomeness]

I BANISH THEE! THOU HAST NO IMAGINATION!

[yourofl10]

i dont drink my pills with water :confused:

and in reality i have gone back in time and killed all of you. what you're all stating are just dreams you had before your existence was wiped out by me

Then I have gone back in time before you with a different pill and killed you parents.

[Kamazar]

i dont drink my pills with water :confused:

and in reality i have gone back in time and killed all of you. what you're all stating are just dreams you had before your existence was wiped out by me

You're nothing but a sentient program that thinks it exists. I click delete. ... that was kinda nerdy.

[onewithchaos]

Already took the pill that onewithchaos took and knew he was planning on killing his infant self, so he broke into DH's HQ and stole an infant clone embryo and replicated himself, adding a nuclear fusion reactor as the infant's stomach, which he surrounded in Aluminum Foil so onewithchaos would not notice. He then wen't back in time and hid his true self somewhere where he could train to be the Master of Time and Space, and replaced his infant-self with his real self.

but you're stating this after i already took my pill. And with my time machine i can just go back in time and kills you :confused: and since i know everything i know you switched embryos so i just went back and killed your family tree :D

[onewithchaos]

You're nothing but a sentient program that thinks it exists. I click delete. ... that was kinda nerdy.

by now i have replicated...delete does nothing :)

[DHrox]

but you're stating this after i already took my pill. And with my time machine i can just go back in time and kills you :confused: and since i know everything i know you switched embryos so i just went back and killed your family tree :D

Alright, I send a Terminator back in time before you were born. Thus, I kill your parents and you were never born.

[onewithchaos]

Then I have gone back in time before you with a different pill and killed you parents.

but if i knew of this i just used my time machine to stop time first and just go back and killed your infant self, thus this didnt happen :p

[onewithchaos]

Alright, I send a Terminator back in time before you were born. Thus, I kill your parents and you were never born.

uh...again, i would know what you're doing so killing your family tree annihilates any threat against me before you even think of it :p

ok i give. the way i worded it, i did just win

*give up hill.....free for grabs

i'll rather go and take over the world with my vast knowledge. you guys can have your hill

[Brazilian Rider]

Then I have gone back in time before you with a different pill and killed you parents.

And I have gone back in time before you with a different pill and killed all of your parents, while then going to pre-time and hiding my parents.

[DHrox]

And I have gone back in time before you with a different pill and killed all of your parents, while then going to pre-time and hiding my parents.

If it's pre-time...then where do you hide your parents?:confused:

[yourofl10]

but if i knew of this i just used my time machine to stop time first and just go back and killed your infant self, thus this didnt happen :p

Shit.....Umm.....I give my twin borther a message (in another country) to kill you in 2 years than take my DNA and clone me back to life. OWNED. I also killed every known person to you and your family tee so you can't come back to life and also burned your DNA.

:D:)

Wait, after looking it seems that it's not every one for them self....more so 1 on 1...

[Outkast1]

While all you guys are fighting over the hill, Outkast1 sneaks up the backside of the hill all the way to the top, takes a big dump on the hill, snickers at you guys, and walks back down to loot the bodies :D

[Brazilian Rider]

uh...again, i would know what you're doing so killing your family tree annihilates any threat against me before you even think of it :p

ok i give. the way i worded it, i did just win

*give up hill.....free for grabs

i'll rather go and take over the world with my vast knowledge. you guys can have your hill

Before onewithchaos took the pill, I traveled back in time and killed him, keeping only his brain which I put in a machine that is currently running him through his *reality* matrix-style.

Also, DH, I'm not telling you where I hid them!

[DHrox]

Before onewithchaos took the pill, I traveled back in time and killed him, keeping only his brain which I put in a machine that is currently running him through his *reality* matrix-style.

Also, DH, I'm not telling you where I hid them!

Dangit. And I desanitize the hill from where dorko took a dump. Nasty outkast. Just foul and improper.:mad:

;):D

[onewithchaos]

Shit.....Umm.....I give my twin borther a message (in another country) to kill you in 2 years than take my DNA and clone me back to life. OWNED. I also killed every known person to you and your family tee so you can't come back to life and also burned your DNA.

:D:)

Wait, after looking it seems that it's not every one for them self....more so 1 on 1...

Well technically you're all dead. And i've won. So since it got boring to win i went back in time before i even started fighting for the hill and gave it up. I'll just conquer the world and cure every disease/get rid of hunger in the world/ and have a good population control. Yup ill be the best ruler ever. you guys can have your hill

[onewithchaos]

Before onewithchaos took the pill, I traveled back in time and killed him, keeping only his brain which I put in a machine that is currently running him through his *reality* matrix-style.

Also, DH, I'm not telling you where I hid them!

but see, i was able to build my time machine b/c of my pill. no way you can make one. And it was the only pill in existence, so cant take another one :\

[Brazilian Rider]

Well technically you're all dead. And i've won. So since it got boring to win i went back in time before i even started fighting for the hill and gave it up. I'll just conquer the world and cure every disease/get rid of hunger in the world/ and have a good population control. Yup ill be the best ruler ever. you guys can have your hill

I've already killed you. Read my previous post. You don't exist.

[DHrox]

Well technically you're all dead. And i've won. So since it got boring to win i went back in time before i even started fighting for the hill and gave it up. I'll just conquer the world and cure every disease/get rid of hunger in the world/ and have a good population control. Yup ill be the best ruler ever. you guys can have your hill

Alright El Presidente. Let's see how you would fare as a ruler. If there was a terrorist hidden a crowd, how do you find him? Do you open fire on the crowd or use other means?

[Outkast1]

Dangit. And I desanitize the hill from where dorko took a dump. Nasty outkast. Just foul and improper.:mad:

;):D

lol I should almost sig that. except you want to sanitize it. I already desanitized it with said dump. at least i get to keep my loot :)

[CDubby94]

Yeah you guys are never getting laid.

[Brazilian Rider]

but see, i was able to build my time machine b/c of my pill. no way you can make one. And it was the only pill in existence, so cant take another one :\

It was the only pill you knew about, and you're already dead. Your brain is in a machine. There's no way out. It's under lock and key and I have the key. You are imagining all of this.

[onewithchaos]

I've already killed you. Read my previous post. You don't exist.

well technically i killed you first. You posted after me so i had already taken my pill and make time machine, by then i could just stop you from making your time machine which wouldnt even work since you dont know how to make one :p

[onewithchaos]

Yeah you guys are never getting laid.

lol, right :rolleyes:

[onewithchaos]

Alright El Presidente. Let's see how you would fare as a ruler. If there was a terrorist hidden a crowd, how do you find him? Do you open fire on the crowd or use other means?

i kill the terrorist before he even existed. same way i killed all of you before

[DHrox]

Yeah you guys are never getting laid.

[Kicks troll of the hill]

Back to your regularly scheduled fighting.

I am not enjoying this fun-ruining.

Ture though :( :p

[Mr. Crazy]

Runs to try and get the hill but falls over and hurts my elbow and starts crying and runs home to my mom :(.

[hardcoregamer]

BR made a mistake and accidentally gave me an invincibility pill and shot me with a potato pellet pistol. I pretend to die, but really dig a hole and get under the hill to polan revenge. After getting half done with my plan, I start to feel weird, then grow to a ginormous size, and then the hill is on top of my head. Because I am so big now, I can jump to the moon, which I did, but not before stealing all of the rockets and metal from the Earth so that no one can get to the moon. I stick the hill on top of the moon with Krazy Glue, and then name it hardcoregamer's hill. Aliens try to attack me and take over the hill, but because of my ginormous size, I squish them in between my fingers like ants. I control the moon and hardcoregamer's hill forever. I also blow up the Earth with weapons that I found on the moon, and I made sure that no one eascaped before the Earth's annimilation.

[onewithchaos]

BR made a mistake and accidentally gave me an invincibility pill and shot me with a potato pellet pistol. I pretend to die, but really dig a hole and get under the hill to polan revenge. After getting half done with my plan, I start to feel weird, then grow to a ginormous size, and then the hill is on top of my head. Because I am so big now, I can jump to the moon, which I did, but not before stealing all of the rockets and metal from the Earth so that no one can get to the moon. I stick the hill on top of the moon with Krazy Glue, and then name it hardcoregamer's hill. Aliens try to attack me and take over the hill, but because of my ginormous size, I squish them in between my fingers like ants. I control the moon and hardcoregamer's hill forever. I also blow up the Earth with weapons that I found on the moon, and I made sure that no one eascaped before the Earth's annimilation.


even though I'm not part of the hill battle I'll go ahead and rid you all of hardcore by deleting him from existence entirely since he wanted to destroy my earth. Now shoo away hardcore:p

[Brazilian Rider]

well technically i killed you first. You posted after me so i had already taken my pill and make time machine, by then i could just stop you from making your time machine which wouldnt even work since you dont know how to make one :p

I had already done the action of taking a pill. I left it secret on purpose so that I would not alert everyone to my actions. You have been dead for 10 years, even before the hill was disputed.

[CDubby94]

Sometimes the truth has to come out.

[hardcoregamer]

even though I'm not part of the hill battle I'll go ahead and rid you all of hardcore by deleting him from existence entirely since he wanted to destroy my earth. Now shoo away hardcore:p

You were already annihilated with the Earth, and I made sure you didn't escape, and the remaining aliens I made my slaves to kill any invaders from other planets.

[Brazilian Rider]

I'll end the game by destroying the hill, along with detonating the nuclear missile (which was actually 1,000,000,000,000 nuclear missiles and 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 hydrogen bombs strapped together) and destroying the Universe, all other dimensions, etc.

[onewithchaos]

I had already done the action of taking a pill. I left it secret on purpose so that I would not alert everyone to my actions. You have been dead for 10 years, even before the hill was disputed.

how is that possible if i created the pill?

[hardcoregamer]

Sometimes the truth has to come out.

You said that no one on here will ever get laid, and you have posted on here multiple times. ROFL.

[Kamazar]

I make out with Megan Fox.

[DHrox]

Sometimes the truth has to come out.

:rolleyes: Yeah. Sure. So we all die in the end. Without love. At least we have our hill.

[onewithchaos]

I'll end the game by destroying the hill, along with detonating the nuclear missile (which was actually 1,000,000,000,000 nuclear missiles and 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 hydrogen bombs strapped together) and destroying the Universe, all other dimensions, etc.

thats actually not that powerful compared to the universe maybe a Gogol to a gogol would do it

[Brazilian Rider]

I'll end the game by destroying the hill, along with detonating the nuclear missile (which was actually 1,000,000,000,000 nuclear missiles and 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 hydrogen bombs strapped together) and destroying the Universe, all other dimensions, etc.

We're all dead. No point in trying.

And onewithchaos, I had 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,99 9,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999, 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 gogles of hydrogen bombs on Mars. The explosion set all those off. In fact, every rock or star or planet or gas on earth is actually one of my bomb compounds in disguise.

[hardcoregamer]

:rolleyes: Yeah. Sure. So we all die in the end. Without love. At least we have our hill.

You mean I have my hill. You were annimilated with Moon weapons.

[onewithchaos]

I make out with Megan Fox.

dammit you win :p

[Mr. Crazy]

I have some crazy plans to take over the hill, but if i tell you, your head will blow up.

[DHrox]

I have some crazy plans to take over the hill, but if i tell you, your head will blow up.

Lol. Okay, so tell us. Oh wait, onewithchaos already knows. Good luck mr. crazy.

[Mr. Crazy]

I'll end the game by destroying the hill, along with detonating the nuclear missile (which was actually 1,000,000,000,000 nuclear missiles and 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 hydrogen bombs strapped together) and destroying the Universe, all other dimensions, etc.
I not dead because i'm at my moms what is in the one dimension that didn't get destroyed.
Runs to try and get the hill but falls over and hurts my elbow and starts crying and runs home to my mom :(.

[onewithchaos]

Lol. Okay, so tell us. Oh wait, onewithchaos already knows. Good luck mr. crazy.

i do know. that isnt too crazy mr crazy. And since you didnt tell me, my head didnt blow up :p

Since it doesnt affect me, ill let you kids play with your hill till supper time

[Brazilian Rider]

Lol. Okay, so tell us. Oh wait, onewithchaos already knows. Good luck mr. crazy.

So in theory, onewithchaos' head just exploded.

Unfortunately, we're all dead and there's nothing left of existence.

[DHrox]

So in theory, onewithchaos' head just exploded.

Unfortunately, we're all dead and there's nothing left of existence.

Onewithchaos elaborated on the head-exploding-thing. We all wish it was true though.:(:mad:

:D

[wootbean]

the hill is mine now

[Mr. Crazy]

So in theory, onewithchaos' head just exploded.

Unfortunately, we're all dead and there's nothing left of existence.

I use my imagination to bring everyone back alive again other than hardcoregamer.

[DHrox]

I use my imagination to bring everyone back alive again other than hardcoregamer.

Hmmm. Well then, I use my brain to kill everyone. how bout that?

[hardcoregamer]

I use my imagination to bring everyone back alive again other than hardcoregamer.

Your imagination took over your body, and then you accidentally had a bad dream where you died, so it really happened. Then I took back hardcoregamer's hill on the moon.

[yourofl10]

I have the hill now. Is there any to win? How about this. I kill you all and I'm the only human on earth no else consurvive but me. NONE OF YOU can come back to life. ;)

[Mr. Crazy]

Your imagination took over your body, and then you accidentally had a bad dream where you died, so it really happened. Then I took back hardcoregamer's hill on the moon.

Well, they 2 high level trolls on ravensword come and kick everyones butt and take over the hill.

[RankoSao]

Your imagination took over your body, and then you accidentally had a bad dream where you died, so it really happened. Then I took back hardcoregamer's hill on the moon.

"Shoves a roll of toilet paper in Hardcoregamers mouth, shoves him off the hill into a bottomless pit, and puts on a hard hat and starts fortifying the hill so that noone else can come take it, INCLUDING digital defenses. Virus-B-Gone!*

[Mr. Crazy]

Kijib comes and starts so many dumb threads everyone dies and he gets the hill.

[RankoSao]

Kijib comes and starts so many dumb threads everyone dies and he gets the hill.

*her spam defenses eradicate kijib before he can get close*

[Mr. Crazy]

Kijib comes and starts so many dumb threads everyone dies and he gets the hill.

But hodapp comes and saves us by closing the threads.

[RankoSao]

Whats Hodapp got that i dont? :D

[Mr. Crazy]

Whats Hodapp got that i dont? :D

Admin power to close threads.

[DHrox]

Admin power to close threads.

And a cool name to boot. Rankosao to Hodapp. Clearly, Hodapp pwns.:p


kidding.

[RankoSao]

And a cool name to boot. Rankosao to Hodapp. Clearly, Hodapp pwns.:p


kidding.

Hey, ill have you know my name is awesome. I bet you don't even know where i got it from :p

[DHrox]

Hey, ill have you know my name is awesome. I bet you don't even know where i got it from :p

That is absolutely true.;)

[Mr. Crazy]

I have got the hill :D! I got it when everyone was asleep. Stay back, i have a water gun. I also got something what makes it that no hardcoregamers can come near the hill.

[yourofl10]

I have the hill now. Just because I want it. :cool:

[da shiz wiz 19]

Actually hardcore won the hill a while back. We all caught a glimpse of his face and suffered a collapsed lung from laughing at it.

[RankoSao]

I have got the hill :D! I got it when everyone was asleep. Stay back, i have a water gun. I also got something what makes it that no hardcoregamers can come near the hill.

I have defenses up! sentries, barbed wire, anti-air, virus and spam protection... you arent getting anywhere near this hill! D:

Edit: Dangit! why did noone notice the part where i fortified the hill??

[weedeatinflyincougar]

*Flies to the hill, realises there are no weeds, and leaves*

(Read my username if you don't understand)

[RankoSao]

*Flies to the hill, realises there are no weeds, and leaves*

(Read my username if you don't understand)

Of course t here are no weeds, i pulled them all so that i could grow rice

[Mr. Crazy]

Everyone put pot on the hill so hardcoregamer will go away because he will think he could die.

[RankoSao]

Everyone put pot on the hill so hardcoregamer will go away because he will think he could die.

Noone is getting NEAR this hill! DX Get off my lawn, you dang whippersnappers! *shoots at Crazy and Shiz*

[MidianGTX]

I heard the hill made complaints about the price of Canabalt so quite frankly, I want nothing to do with it.

[Vester]

hires many ninjas that sneak past all of your defences and kill [insert name here], disable your defences, let me in, and put the defences back up. I also release swine flew on everyone but me and my ninjas, i eat a burger and then i get 500 tanks with my infinate funds cheat. I also hire 20000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 snipers that shoot heads :D bring it

[RankoSao]

I dont believe it! I just got sacked by the Ninja Turtles! D:

[Vester]

I dont believe it! I just got sacked by the Ninja Turtles! D:
its ok, coulda happened to anyone :D
I OWN THE HILL

[Will090]

I recruited Enviro-Bear, God, Chuck Norris, Jack Bauer, Master Chief (Spartan 117), and Bruce Lee to be in my hill attack force. I win, now and forever

[da shiz wiz 19]

I recruited Enviro-Bear, God, Chuck Norris, Jack Bauer, Master Chief (Spartan 117), and Bruce Lee to be in my hill attack force. I win, now and forever
I concede.

[Vester]

I recruited Enviro-Bear, God, Chuck Norris, Jack Bauer, Master Chief (Spartan 117), and Bruce Lee to be in my hill attack force. I win, now and forever
but they r too sick from the insane case of swine flew and then from inside my base i call an airstrike that kills them all

I STILL WIN

[Mr. Crazy]

its ok, coulda happened to anyone :D
I OWN THE HILL

Not after my plan gets in to place!! Hahahaha

http://www.smeltproductions.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/joker.jpg

[Vester]

my swine flew disappeared for the badassery of jack bauer

[Will090]

but they r too sick from the insane case of swine flew and then from inside my base i call an airstrike that kills them all

I STILL WIN

None of those listed are capable of being sick. Their immune systems are inpenetrable. I still have the hill

[Vester]

darn i abondon ship, i take all my resources and blow up the base with my tanks, now its a free for all, just know I WILL BE WATCHING U FROM MY SPACE MISSLE PLATFORM

[da shiz wiz 19]

but they r too sick from the insane case of swine flew and then from inside my base i call an airstrike that kills them all

I STILL WIN
Dude comon, he has chuck norris AND the master chief.

[UndeadZed]

None of those listed are capable of being sick. Their immune systems are inpenetrable. I still have the hill

i destroy the hill no one wins, we all lose thats life live with it.

[Vester]

Dude comon, he has chuck norris AND the master chief.
i guess, anyway chuck norris could take an air strike :D

[RankoSao]

i destroy the hill no one wins, we all lose thats life live with it.

Ill just borrow Divine Powers from the Populous god, and simply raise the land level until we have a nice little hill. Then i can lower the land level around it and fill it with water, creating a moat. And ill put a ring of poison marshes in front of the moat. Voila! natural defenses!

[Mr. Crazy]

I brainstorming with one of the greatest minds this planet has ever seen.

http://static.tvfanatic.com/images/gallery/homer-simpson-picture.jpg

[Will090]

You guys have still not dealt with my squad. Your natural defense is no match for Enviro-Bear, God, Chuck Norris, Master Chief, Bruce Lee, and Jack Bauer

[RankoSao]

You guys have still not dealt with my squad. Your natural defense is no match for Enviro-Bear, God, Chuck Norris, Master Chief, Bruce Lee, and Jack Bauer

This calls for an EARTHQUAKE! *rends the land around her hill apart*

[Mr. Crazy]

You guys have still not dealt with my squad. Your natural defense is no match for Enviro-Bear, God, Chuck Norris, Master Chief, Bruce Lee, and Jack Bauer
I got the 2 big high level trolls in ravensword, john gore, jerry gore, a whole lot of furrys, a boat from harbor master, all the sway guys, the zombieville guy, a monkey from monkeys in space, the ship in meteor blitz, the hippo from hippo high drive, the jet car from jet car stunts, the perguins from that crazy perguin game with fire hoops and stuff and a ninja from omg pirates.

[UndeadZed]

alright i slip some extra cash into the collection pot during church and then ask for everyone to have his or her own hill and it happens now we all win happy

[Mr. Crazy]

alright i slip some extra cash into the collection pot during church and then ask for everyone to have his or her own hill and it happens now we all win happy

I get the biggest hill!!!!!!!

[Will090]

I got the 2 big high level trolls in ravensword, john gore, jerry gore, a whole lot of furrys, a boat from harbor master, all the sway guys, the zombieville guy, a monkey from monkeys in space, the ship in meteor blitz, the hippo from hippo high drive, the jet car from jet car stunts, the perguins from that crazy perguin game with fire hoops and stuff and a ninja from omg pirates.

Ahh you have won this battle but I have recruited Guerilla Bob, all the rolandos, Mr. Zombieville, The NOVA guy, Many Arsenal Megacorp employees, the iBomber, a fleet of planes from Ace Combat, HAWX, and FAST, The Inkvader Guy, Several Planes from Minisquadron, All the people from Blades of Fury, Pedro from Gangstar, and Soosiz

[RankoSao]

alright i slip some extra cash into the collection pot during church and then ask for everyone to have his or her own hill and it happens now we all win happy

Can i have the hill that is also a house?

[Mr. Crazy]

Ahh you have won this battle but I have recruited Guerilla Bob, all the rolandos, Mr. Zombieville, The NOVA guy, Many Arsenal Megacorp employees, the iBomber, a fleet of planes from Ace Combat, HAWX, and FAST, The Inkvader Guy, Several Planes from Minisquadron, All the people from Blades of Fury, Pedro from Gangstar, and Soosiz

I get guerilla bob because i'm a beta tester and have played the game and you have not.

[UndeadZed]

Ahh you have won this battle but I have recruited Guerilla Bob, all the rolandos, Mr. Zombieville, The NOVA guy, Many Arsenal Megacorp employees, the iBomber, a fleet of planes from Ace Combat, HAWX, and FAST, The Inkvader Guy, Several Planes from Minisquadron, All the people from Blades of Fury, Pedro from Gangstar, and Soosiz

i get the captain from nova the (spoiler)judgement people from the end of nova then end boss from nova chief from mc:s oliver and his weapons from battle bears all of 33rd division omg ninja and the ravensword with fire amulet upgrade the mech from metal wars and enviro if he hasn't been recruited

[RankoSao]

I get guerilla bob because i'm a beta tester and have played the game and you have not.

If thats how its played.... "sneaks up behind Crazy and smashes his head in with the stone from Finger Stone*

[Mr. Crazy]

If thats how its played.... "sneaks up behind Crazy and smashes his head in with the stone from Finger Stone*

I can't tell you much about guerilla bob so will leave blanks at where i can't tell you.

Bob goes ________ and ____________ then it was like ______________ and Mr Crazy got the hill forever.

[UndeadZed]

i also get the light bike from tron oh and crazy if your get GB cuz you a beta i get all of MG chars cuz i am a beta, i also get the mechs from imech also all the planes from SoG and the piolts from SAB

[RankoSao]

I can't tell you much about guerilla bob so will leave blanks at where i can't tell you.

Bob goes ________ and ____________ then it was like ______________ and Mr Crazy got the hill forever.

* Just smashes his head in some more with the Finger Stone stone* ewww.... caved in head... O_o

[UndeadZed]

* Just smashes his head in some more with the Finger Stone stone* ewww.... caved in head... O_o

i also get Obama

[Will090]

I get guerilla bob because i'm a beta tester and have played the game and you have not.

I'm a tester also... So Guerilla Bob is still mine. I just haven't updated my sig, I will do that now

[RankoSao]

i also get Obama

So what? Obama doesn't really do anything that's not related to health care...

[UndeadZed]

So what? Obama doesn't really do anything that's not related to health care...

he recruits America duh

[Mr. Crazy]

i also get Obama

Who is he?

[RankoSao]

he recruits America duh

He cant recruit America, they're too busy being polarized over his policies..

[UndeadZed]

He cant recruit America, they're too busy being polarized over his policies..

what about the army dang there to busy as well... oh well at least when this is over all my guys won't go bankrupt trying to pay for their injuries

[Will090]

what about the army dang there to busy as well... oh well at least when this is over all my guys won't go bankrupt trying to pay for their injuries

But they will have to wait 50 days to get an appointment to get medical attention

[UndeadZed]

But they will have to wait 50 days to get an appointment to get medical attention

better than nothing now back on topic i commence my attack by launching my planes at yours you can't fight back as you forgot all the pilots :rolleyes:

[Will090]

better than nothing now back on topic i commence my attack by launching my planes at yours you can't fight back as you forgot all the pilots :rolleyes:

Dang it, Fine I'll take some iShoot and Pocket Tanks Tanks and take down your planes

[Mr. Crazy]

Nothing can beat my paper ball from paper toss.

[UndeadZed]

Nothing can beat my paper ball from paper toss.

cept for the flame thrower from COD!

[Mr. Crazy]

cept for the flame thrower from COD!

Well then, nothing can beat my fire ball!!!!!!!!

[RankoSao]

well then, nothing can beat my fire ball!!!!!!!!

hadoken!

[UndeadZed]

Well then, nothing can beat my fire ball!!!!!!!!
unless i summon the ice monster from PG ha

[Will090]

Well then, nothing can beat my fire ball!!!!!!!!

I just flooded the hill with the flood lever from eliminate

[hardcoregamer]

"Shoves a roll of toilet paper in Hardcoregamers mouth, shoves him off the hill into a bottomless pit, and puts on a hard hat and starts fortifying the hill so that noone else can come take it, INCLUDING digital defenses. Virus-B-Gone!*

Then I take a sledgehammer and hit rankosao in the balls with it. When ranko is passed out, I fill a bucket with hydrochloric acid and stick his body in it. Then I watch him completely disintegrate.

[RankoSao]

Then I take a sledgehammer and hit rankosao in the balls with it. When ranko is passed out, I fill a bucket with hydrochloric acid and stick his body in it. Then I watch him completely disintegrate.

The balls, you say? Im gonna go ahead and kick that bucket in your face and push you into the lava moat i just created.

[Mr. Crazy]

Then I take a sledgehammer and hit rankosao in the balls with it. When ranko is passed out, I fill a bucket with hydrochloric acid and stick his body in it. Then I watch him completely disintegrate.

Ranko is a girl and so doesn't have balls then.

[hardcoregamer]

The balls, you say? Im gonna go ahead and kick that bucket in your face and push you into the lava moat i just created.

Too late! I just cut you up into a hundred different pieces and fed you to a man waiting in line at a Chinese restaurant. "Sushi, anyone?"

[hardcoregamer]

Ranko is a girl and so doesn't have balls then.

Well neither do you! I just chopped them off and fed them to wolves. What are you going to do now?

[Vester]

I take a desert eagle and blow hardcoregamer's brains the f*** out
PWND

[RankoSao]

Too late! I just cut you up into a hundred different pieces and fed you to a man waiting in line at a Chinese restaurant. "Sushi, anyone?"

i dodge all your slices and counter with about 1000 punches in under a minute. And just to prove that i CAN do it:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHtDOcdFDoM

[UndeadZed]

i take my corsair and strafe vester with my 6 50 cals

[Vester]

i take my corsair and strafe vester with my 6 50 cals
6? how do u shoot them all?

[UndeadZed]

6? how do u shoot them all?

it is a corsair as in the plane it is one button

[Vester]

it is a corsair as in the plane it is one button
o gotcha, i still use my ninja skills and dodge them but disappear into a cloud of smoke, who nos when ill appear again!

[UndeadZed]

i send OMG ninja after you now for an epic ninja fight

[hardcoregamer]

I have a new twist to the game. I took the hill, and the only thing that you need to do to get the hill back, is figure out the password. What is it? :) lol

[Ajg3]

Attention!!!
.....I blew up the hill




....oops?

[kijib]

Attention!!!
.....I blew up the hill




....oops?

i made a new one with my sandcastle catapult...from space

[RankoSao]

I have a new twist to the game. I took the hill, and the only thing that you need to do to get the hill back, is figure out the password. What is it? :) lol

Oh gee, let me guess... could it bee...Santa's Smackdown? :rolleyes:

[Vester]

i send OMG ninja after you now for an epic ninja fight
I spawn the rum powered mecho pirate, the ninja from OMG pirates has to defeat him first, I escape

[DHrox]

I call in a favor with the Spetnaz and russian army. Hill is mine. Hint: there is a missile silo under the hill. purchased from russian mafia.

[UndeadZed]

I call in a favor with the Spetnaz and russian army. Hill is mine. Hint: there is a missile silo under the hill. purchased from russian mafia.

in soviet Russia missile purchase you!

[Masmo]

My good friend, Chuck Norris follows me to the hill. The owner of the hill takes one look at him and runs screaming down the hill like a baby shouting, 'HAVE MERCY!', Chuck Norris laughs maniacally and snaps his fingers and I watch with excitement as [Insert owner's name here] disintegrates into ash. I own the hill.

[super6ft7]

Being the local electrician, plumber, engineer etc. for the hill I have wired and built everyone else's guns, vehicles, water so it kills them, then i use the fact that no-one is alive to leisurely stroll to the top of the hill, and relax, taking advantage of the fact that it will take atleast 12 hours to import the equipment needed to defeat me

[Mr. Crazy]

Now that everyone is asleep i take the hill from hardcoregamer and who every has the hill this way!!!!!!

eZeYVIWz99I

[yourofl10]

I take control of the hill now and give every one in this thread 1% of the hill. Happy now? :)

[Mr. Crazy]

I take control of the hill now and give every one in this thread 1% of the hill. Happy now? :)

No, i get 100% of this hill!!!!

[hardcoregamer]

I stuck a firecracker down Mr Crazy's pants, and when he fell off the face of the earth, I took the hill. :)

[RankoSao]

I stuck a firecracker down Mr Crazy's pants, and when he fell off the face of the earth, I took the hill. :)

*stuffs hardcoregamer into a portable hole, folds it in on itself, and watches him fall into another dimension.....and then takes the hill, making sure to set up her usual anti-intruder defenses*

[Mr. Crazy]

I stuck a firecracker down Mr Crazy's pants, and when he fell off the face of the earth, I took the hill. :)

When hardcoregamer trys to get into the adults of T.A, group i take the hill.

[dannys95]

*takes over the hill and rapes everyone*.

http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/4/28/rawr128539133338750000.jpg

[RankoSao]

When hardcoregamer trys to get into the adults of T.A, group i take the hill.

oh no you dont! *watches as her automated defenses make short work of him*

[hardcoregamer]

When hardcoregamer trys to get into the adults of T.A, group i take the hill.

I take a bucket full of moldy old fish guts, stuff Rankosao in it, stuff the closed bucket in a rocket pod to Mars, and after it's takeoff, I take the hill while Mr Crazy tries to get into the Santa's Smackdown group (which he just tried to, ROFL, EPIC FAIL).

[RankoSao]

I take a bucket full of moldy old fish guts, stuff Rankosao in it, stuff the closed bucket in a rocket pod to Mars, and after it's takeoff, I take the hill while Mr Crazy tries to get into the Santa's Smackdown group (which he just tried to, ROFL, EPIC FAIL).

Ewww... who would want to go into THAT train wreck? Actually... that does kind of sound like fun, in a morbid way... sort of like going back and rereading the hilariously doomed Deputy Dog thread...

[hardcoregamer]

Ewww... who would want to go into THAT train wreck? Actually... that does kind of sound like fun, in a morbid way... sort of like going back and rereading the hilariously doomed Deputy Dog thread...

the doomed by YOU Deputy Dog thread

[Mr. Crazy]

I take a bucket full of moldy old fish guts, stuff Rankosao in it, stuff the closed bucket in a rocket pod to Mars, and after it's takeoff, I take the hill while Mr Crazy tries to get into the Santa's Smackdown group (which he just tried to, ROFL, EPIC FAIL).

:confused::confused::confused::confused::confused: :confused:
What are you talking about?
:confused::confused::confused::confused::confused: :confused:
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_nyXsbdjRKVA/SnmwzC7E50I/AAAAAAAAAJ8/f-b_2-B-rWs/s320/shut-up-fool+(Small).jpg
:confused::confused::confused::confused::confused: :confused:

[AaronAMV]

this thread... it wants to make my kill myself

[hardcoregamer]

this thread... it wants to make my kill myself

here, here!

[eggzbacon]

Kaboom! Everyone here dies and I take the hill.

[Kunning]

I take the hill from eggzbacon after I eat him. He is a breakfast sandwich, after all.

And I fortify the hill by making it unconquerable. I win.

[hardcoregamer]

And now I just came back to life and pushed you to the bottom of the hill, where you broke all of your bones and then I stepped on you like a bug and took back the hill. Sorry. lol

[Mr. Crazy]

I take the hill, but then go to bed because it's 3:53am and let someone else take the hill.

[hardcoregamer]

I take the hill, but then go to bed because it's 3:53am and let someone else take the hill.

He's just being modest, I ANNIHILATED him for control of the hill.

[RankoSao]

And now I just came back to life and pushed you to the bottom of the hill, where you broke all of your bones and then I stepped on you like a bug and took back the hill. Sorry. lol

Sorry, but im back from my trip to mars, im reactivating my defenses and since you arent me, theyll all target you and blast you down. But dont worry, i dont want you off the hill yet. Your going to be my new hill minion, youll help me keep control of my hill, whether you like it or not, because im about to shove this mind control pill down your throat. :p

[hardcoregamer]

Sorry, but im back from my trip to mars, im reactivating my defenses and since you arent me, theyll all target you and blast you down. But dont worry, i dont want you off the hill yet. Your going to be my new hill minion, youll help me keep control of my hill, whether you like it or not, because im about to shove this mind control pill down your throat. :p

Ooh, shouldn't have said that you were about to do it, because now I just grabbed the pill before you could shove it down my throat, and I shoved it down yours. Now you are under my total control. Oh no! Mr Crazy is coming up on the horizon! Kill him Rankosao! Kill! Kill! Kill!

[eggzbacon]

I fought out of Kunning's stomach, and took his heart with me, and he falls dead.
I then eat a god pill, and now I am invincible

[Squirt Reynolds]

I place a very "special" group consisting of TBN, kijib, Chibi-Zed, and maxim blanc (yeah, him) on the hill, therefore making it completely undesirable to the rest of the human race. I then feed each of them Bird Flu sandwiches. The hill is now mine.

[Kunning]

I place a very "special" group consisting of TBN, kijib, Chibi-Zed, and maxim blanc (yeah, him) on the hill, therefore making it completely undesirable to the rest of the human race. I then feed each of them Bird Flu sandwiches. The hill is now mine.

I eat eggzbacon again, put my heart back in, and nuke the hill. Nobody gets it now. Plus, TBN, kijib, Chibi-Zed, maxim blanc, and Master619 (you forgot to put him in, he's Chibi-Zed's little brother and is 100X worse) are all dead. I contributed to the good of humanity.

[MetroGnome217]

I, the metrognome, teleport to the top of the hill and use the soothing power of music to stop the war.

[eggzbacon]

I drop-kick the gnome down the hill, it is now mine

[Skate]

I stealthily slide up the hill and roundhouse kick the current owner in the neck. THE HILL IS NOW MINE!

[MetroGnome217]

WHile others do not know, the music gnome was a decoy
The real MetroGnome dug a tunnel under the hill and planted many explosives
I escape the tunnel and
3
2
1

[MetroGnome217]

Boom!

[Skate]

I was able to resist the explosion due to the fact I was in the air doing the roundhouse kick.

[eggzbacon]

No one can kill me since i ate the god pill. I then kill all the inhabitants of the world. The End

[hardcoregamer]

No one can kill me since i ate the god pill. I then kill all the inhabitants of the world. The End

You really just took an invisibility pill. I just splashed a bucket of water on you and it wore off. I kicked you down the hill and now I control it.

[Mr. Crazy]

No one can kill me since i ate the god pill. I then kill all the inhabitants of the world. The End

I cracked a egg on your head and put bacon around your neck and strangle you to you are dead.

[hardcoregamer]

I cracked a egg on your head and put bacon around your neck and strangle you to you are dead.

I tell you to get off the hill and you run home crying like a little baby and I take total control over the hill.

[kijib]

BALLISTA READY!

fire!!!!!!!!!!!

[Kerrby]

I took the hill.

[DHrox]

I took the hill.

I shot you with a gas grenade launcher. Hill is mine.

[Rozzwell]

I toss you off on the hill and you cry baby milk and I take total control over the hill.

Nice to see someone take a more peaceful approach, make love not war!

[Mr. Crazy]

Now that hardcregamer is banned for good, i take the hill!

[yourofl10]

I have the hill.

[da shiz wiz 19]

I took the hill

Game ended, da shiz wiz 19 is the winner.

[Mr. Crazy]

I took the hill

Game NOT ended, da shiz wiz 19 is the loser.

I take the hill.

[Vester]

I take the hill.
i take the hill from u 0.o

[Mr. Crazy]

i take the hill from u 0.o

I try and take the hill, but fall over and cry home to my mom.

[Foozelz]

I TOOK THE HILL
actually...the talibans hill
RRUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNN

[Vester]

I TOOK THE HILL
actually...the talibans hill
RRUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNN
Taliban? RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MidianGTX]

I took the pill.

[Foozelz]

Taliban? RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*missiles and sh!t fly by, killing millions of civilions*

[DHrox]

I took the pill.

No more babies?:(;)

[Vester]

No more babies?:(;)
roflroflroflrofl

[eggzbacon]

Hardcoregamer got killed by the banhammer, he can't take the hill anymore.

[UndeadZed]

Hardcoregamer got killed by the banhammer, he can't take the hill anymore.

yay? never really had an opinion of the guy course le dueche just lost his newest toy he wanted to play with poor dueche

[Skate]

I fly in my roflcopt and LMAO bomb everyone on the hill. hill is mine.
I continue to hide in my roflcopter.

[Mr. Crazy]

I take the hill now that everyone forgot about the hill :D:p!

[AaronAMV]

Why?

[Giggity]

I just took a massive crap on the top of the hill and it smells really bad. No one wants to go by it so the hills mine.

[Random_Guy]

I ate the hill. It's in my stomach.

[Ace_97]

I made a new hill in a very secret location. I'm king of the hill.

[Random_Guy]

I discovered the secret location and ate it.

[Ace_97]

I was expecting that so as i was building it i put poison in it. MUHAHAHAHHAHAHAH!

I built another hill and left it all alone to distract you guys. Now i will be the one on this thread playing my iPod. MUAHAHAHAHHAHAH!

[٩๏̯͡๏)۶]

I AM THE HILL... that is all

[harp player]

why do i want a hill??

[KGameLover1]

why do i want a hill??

....

@everyone else: I nuked the hill with my killstreak, which blew all of you up, thus giving me another nuke. :P

[kohjingyu]

Thanks to my anti-nuke genes, I destroyed hardcoregamer - I mean kGameLover1.

I have the hill. :)

[KGameLover1]

Thanks to my anti-nuke genes, I destroyed hardcoregamer - I mean kGameLover1.

I have the hill. :)

I went up to you and tactical knifed your face, then ran away and nuked everyone again, thus earning me another nuke.

I have the hill. :)

[٩๏̯͡๏)۶]

stop hurting me! im the hill and those nukes are very bad for the environment surrounding me!

[KGameLover1]

stop hurting me! im the hill and those nukes are very bad for the environment surrounding me!

What are you going to do, eat me? The hill has eyes, ooooh. But then I'll nuke it again. :p

[CaptainAwesome]

I went up to you and tactical knifed your face, then ran away and nuked everyone again, thus earning me another nuke.

I have the hill. :)

FAILZ!!! K1LLSTREEKZ DONT GET U MOR KILLSTREEKZ!1! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOloLOLZ

Ahem.... What I meant to say was, I used my awesomeness powers to turn into a cockroach, survived the nuclear blast, summoned a cockroach army to infest the hill, ate KGL, puked him up again, and made the hill such a cesspool that nobody wants the hill anymore.

[KGameLover1]

FAILZ!!! K1LLSTREEKZ DONT GET U MOR KILLSTREEKZ!1! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOloLOLZ

Ahem.... What I meant to say was, I used my awesomeness powers to turn into a cockroach, survived the nuclear blast, summoned a cockroach army to infest the hill, ate KGL, puked him up again, and made the hill such a cesspool that nobody wants the hill anymore.

Well I can get another killstreak. :p

And I was wearing a hazmat suit sprayed with repellant, so you died. :p

[Lombardo]

Well I can get another killstreak. :p

And I was wearing a hazmat suit sprayed with repellant, so you died. :p

I just raped you. Do I win?

[harp player]

i have the hill?

dont get it

[KGameLover1]

I just raped you. Do I win?

I stabbed, then buttraped you before you could do it :P

i have the hill?

dont get it

...I did it to you too!

[harp player]

I stabbed, then buttraped you before you could do it :P

ewww grow up thats vile

[Lombardo]

I stabbed, then buttraped you before you could do it :P

I dont think it works like that, because then I could just say oh I actually raped you before you stabbed and then raped me.

[KGameLover1]

ewww grow up thats vile

He said it first! :P

@Lom, what I meant was I did it to u after you did it to me. I'm on my iPod it does all these crappy spell corrections. I typed meh and it switched to Meg. Wth?


I have te hill!

[harp player]

He said it first! :P

so that doesnt give you the right to say such a thing

but besides that

what is the topic and why

i have the hill? ok

[KGameLover1]

so that doesnt give you the right to say such a thing

but besides that

what is the topic and why

i have the hill? ok

.. You can't tell me to grow up when you're 2 years old.

You don't have the hill, you didn't destroy anyone yet :P

[harp player]

.. You can't tell me to grow up when you're 2 years old.

You don't have the hill, you didn't destroy anyone yet :P

im 25 i think youll find

and why would i do that??

[KGameLover1]

im 25 i think youll find

and why would i do that??

Why? Because it's the POINT OF THE THREAD!!!!!!!!!¡!!!

And, jeez, dude, learn to speak proper English.

[AaronAMV]

I blew up the hill, the game is over.

[harp player]

Why? Because it's the POINT OF THE THREAD!!!!!!!!!¡!!!

And, jeez, dude, learn to speak proper English.

ok go away

i want the hill?

[KGameLover1]

ok go away

i want the hill?

I'm not leaving this hill to a Lesbo, I still have it :p

[harp player]

I'm not leaving this hill to a Lesbo, I still have it :p

its mine now

haha

[KGameLover1]

its mine now

haha

I said I wouldn't give it to a Lesbo.... So you don't have it.

[harp player]

I said I wouldn't give it to a Lesbo.... So you don't have it.

i have it though?

[KGameLover1]

i have it though?

.... You're an idiot. no you don't because the current owner (me) hasn't left yet.

[harp player]

.... You're an idiot. no you don't because the current owner (me) hasn't left yet.

im the current owner!

what are you talking about