Would you rather?

[KGameLover1]

THis is another forum game.


You say, "Would you rather (something) or (something)?

The person below you says, "(something) because (reason)."

Then they make a question!


I'll start.

Would you rather have needles for leg hair or have flares shoot out of your nose every time you say the word "the"?

[greggfrog]

Needles for leg hair, because it might be painful but at least if someone annoys you, you can stab them with your leg :P

Would you rather repopulate the earth with Justin Bieber (Yuck!) if the world's population bar you two was dead or fly into space, to commit suicide out the escape pod halfway to the moon - only to survive, and live on a lone planet with Tim Burton forever?

[madmud101]

Needles for leg hair, because it might be painful but at least if someone annoys you, you can stab them with your leg :P

Would you rather repopulate the earth with Justin Bieber (Yuck!) if the world's population bar you two was dead or fly into space, to commit suicide out the escape pod halfway to the moon - only to survive, and live on a lone planet with Tim Burton forever?

mmm... I don't see how it would be possible for me to repopulate the world with Justin Bieber :p, but probably fly into space and try to commit suicide and then live on a lone planet with imaginary martians (oh and kill Tim Burton).

Would you rather shoot yourself with a gun in the head (and you die straight away) and not say goodbye to your family, or have 50% chance of living, but if you lose you have to shoot yourself through your legs, arms and then through your brain but get to say goodbye to your family?

[Electric_Shaman]

mmm... I don't see how it would be possible for me to repopulate the world with Justin Bieber :p, but probably fly into space and try to commit suicide and then live on a lone planet with imaginary martians (oh and kill Tim Burton).

Would you rather shoot yourself with a gun in the head (and you die straight away) and not say goodbye to your family, or have 50% chance of living, but if you lose you have to shoot yourself through your legs, arms and then through your brain but get to say goodbye to your family?
50% chance of living thing, plus getting to say goodbye to family sounds like a much better deal, regardless of increased pain, than just offing myself.

Would you rather have 100 billion USD, or be able to live forever?

[Kamazar]

50% chance of living thing, plus getting to say goodbye to family sounds like a much better deal, regardless of increased pain, than just offing myself.

Would you rather have 100 billion USD, or be able to live forever?

100 billion. Living forever seems absolutely awful, even with eternal youth.

Would you rather have an absolutely atrocious looking wife/husband with a great personality, or an absolutely hot one that's fun to be with but's shallow at times. You will eventually get jiggy with it, no say in that matter, cannot resist the cottage cheese thighs.

[super6ft7]

100 billion. Living forever seems absolutely awful, even with eternal youth.

Would you rather have an absolutely atrocious looking wife/husband with a great personality, or an absolutely hot one that's fun to be with but's shallow at times. You will eventually get jiggy with it, no say in that matter, cannot resist the cottage cheese thighs.

The hot one... I'm a bad person :D

Would you rather, listen to Miley Cyrus for 3 hours everyday or have to eat a mystery cocktail everyday made my someone that hates you (it would never kill you just be very disgusting)

[wootbean]

The hot one... I'm a bad person :D

Would you rather, listen to Miley Cyrus for 3 hours everyday or have to eat a mystery cocktail everyday made my someone that hates you (it would never kill you just be very disgusting)

I'd go with the cocktail. >>

would you rather watch a porno with your parents or watch a porno starring your parents?

[Mr. Crazy]

I'd go with the cocktail. >>

would you rather watch a porno with your parents or watch a porno starring your parents?

Porno with parents because with is really weird, but starring if so much worse!

Edit: Oops forgot to put in thing.

Would you rather have a PS3 or a xbox360?

[RttaM]

Porno with parents because with is really weird, but starring if so much worse!

Edit: Oops forgot to put in thing.

Would you rather have a PS3 or a xbox360?


PS3 - I currently own an Xbox 360, although the PS3 seems like a huge jump when it comes to interesting games.

Would you rather Have sex with an elephant or drink someones blood?

[LBG]

PS3 - I currently own an Xbox 360, although the PS3 seems like a huge jump when it comes to interesting games.

Would you rather Have sex with an elephant or drink someones blood?

Sex with Elephant (preferably a baby one ;) )


Would you rather have all of your skin slowly sanded off with an electric sander or have your nuts slowly crushed in a vice?

[Electric_Shaman]

Sex with Elephant (preferably a baby one ;) )


Would you rather have all of your skin slowly sanded off with an electric sander or have your nuts slowly crushed in a vice?
Nuts in a vice, but only because I'd have to have the skin sanded off them anyway (as well as other sensitive areas O_O)

Would you rather have Project Natal or Playstation Move?

[madmud101]

Nuts in a vice, but only because I'd have to have the skin sanded off them anyway (as well as other sensitive areas O_O)

Would you rather have Project Natal or Playstation Move?

Can I post again?

Anyway, I like the idea of Project Natal better (despite the name) and would go for that. Playstation Move seems a rip-off off the Wii

Would you rather be beautiful/handsome (and conquer socially) but be really, really poor (and you can;t get out of your poorness) or be really rich (like Bill Gates rich) and be really, really ugly, and never go out with any girls/boys or socialise in any way?

[Kamazar]

Can I post again?

Anyway, I like the idea of Project Natal better (despite the name) and would go for that. Playstation Move seems a rip-off off the Wii

Would you rather be beautiful/handsome (and conquer socially) but be really, really poor (and you can;t get out of your poorness) or be really rich (like Bill Gates rich) and be really, really ugly, and never go out with any girls/boys or socialise in any way?

Money can't be me love. Handsome conquerer of woman, I just won't ever have the homefield advantage.

[NotYou]

Can I post again?

Anyway, I like the idea of Project Natal better (despite the name) and would go for that. Playstation Move seems a rip-off off the Wii

Would you rather be beautiful/handsome (and conquer socially) but be really, really poor (and you can;t get out of your poorness) or be really rich (like Bill Gates rich) and be really, really ugly, and never go out with any girls/boys or socialise in any way?

I'm not metrosexual, so I'd rather be rich:rolleyes:. Bring on the ugly.

Would you rather be a smelly homeless person (forever) or sleep with a smelly homeless person? I'm talking the kind of person who makes you hold your breath from 20 feet away.

[Will090]

Sex with Elephant (preferably a baby one ;) )



Pedophile, and above, sleep with smelly homeless

Would you rather be touched innapropriatley by Susan Boyle or hang yourself

[NotYou]

Pedophile, and above, sleep with smelly homeless

Would you rather be touched innapropriatley by Susan Boyle or hang yourself

Susan Boyle. I can always close my eyes.

Would you rather see your mom naked, or Rush Limbaugh naked?

[yourofl10]

Susan Boyle. I can always close my eyes.

Would you rather see your mom naked, or Rush Limbaugh naked?

Rush Limbaugh. :sick face:

Would you rather be killed by paper cuts (slowly) or by being put into a bathtub full of lava (slowly).

[lord-sam]

Rush Limbaugh. :sick face:

Would you rather be killed by paper cuts (slowly) or by being put into a bathtub full of lava (slowly).

Lava because papercuts are so damn painful!

I got a sick one- dunno if I'd get banned for posting it. If anyone demands, I will post later on. For now, a clean one:

would you rather lose sense of sight or hearing?

[RankoSao]

Lava because papercuts are so damn painful!

I got a sick one- dunno if I'd get banned for posting it. If anyone demands, I will post later on. For now, a clean one:

would you rather lose sense of sight or hearing?

Having been without both temporarily, id have to go with hearing. Losing your sight is a little harder..

If the whole world suddenly turned into a TV show tomorrow, would you rather be a western cartoon, or an anime? (as in, you, personally)

[NotYou]

Having been without both temporarily, id have to go with hearing. Losing your sight is a little harder..

If the whole world suddenly turned into a TV show tomorrow, would you rather be a western cartoon, or an anime? (as in, you, personally)

Western cartoon. I'd be invincible! Think about it:D

Would you rather have your back permanently curved forward until your head was in your butt, or lose all joint function, except for your hips and shoulders?

[Kunning]

Western cartoon. I'd be invincible! Think about it:D

Would you rather have your back permanently curved forward until your head was in your butt, or lose all joint function, except for your hips and shoulders?

Lose all joint function.

Would you rather have your balls chopped off with a dull pocket knife or have a clothes hanger that's been heating on the stove for about half an hour shoved up your butt?

[yourofl10]

Lose all joint function.

Would you rather have your balls chopped off with a dull pocket knife or have a clothes hanger that's been heating on the stove for about half an hour shoved up your butt?

The 2nd one.

Would you rather have your balls bitten off by a horse or have your balls crushed by 4000 pounds?

[Ddyracer123]

The 2nd one.

Would you rather have your balls bitten off by a horse or have your balls crushed by 4000 pounds?

I would rather be bitten by the horse.

Would you rather drown from shifting gaping ice in the arctic or die a slower death of Hypothermia in antarctica?

[Kamazar]

I would rather be bitten by the horse.

Would you rather drown from shifting gaping ice in the arctic or die a slower death of Hypothermia in antarctica?

Shifting gaping ice.

If you're in a panic room and a group of zombies is slowly making its way inside, would you rather be the first to die, or the last?

[Ddyracer123]

Shifting gaping ice.

If you're in a panic room and a group of zombies is slowly making its way inside, would you rather be the first to die, or the last?
The first.

If you had a choice between getting eaten by a Huge python who will crush you till you are half dead and then eat you slowly, From foot to head or get eaten by a tiger and then getting your remains stomped on (bones, ribs, skull) which would you rather get eaten by?

[Somerandomdude]

Tiger. They go for the jugular and it's a quicker kill. No pain.

Would you rather be ground to death in a meat grinder or suffocated with plastic wrap?

Yeah... suffocating doesn't hurt like being ground up in a meat grinder... I'll take the second option.

I can't think of any sick situations at the moment... I just wanted to answer.

[Ddyracer123]

would you rather get killed by a sniper bullet, (one shot to the head) or slain by a sword fencer with one sweep which will kill you so fast you won't know what happened;)

[LBG]

would you rather get killed by a sniper bullet, (one shot to the head) or slain by a sword fencer with one sweep which will kill you so fast you won't know what happened;)

Chopped by sword - you could get shot in the head and still live (a very confusing, painful, miserable life).

Would you rather smash your iPhone/iPod Touch with a hammer or smash your pet hamster with a hammer?

[wootbean]

Chopped by sword - you could get shot in the head and still live (a very confusing, painful, miserable life).

Would you rather smash your iPhone/iPod Touch with a hammer or smash your pet hamster with a hammer?

iPod touch!

would you rather be crushed to death by two slowly moving walls or get sliced in half by a pendulum blade swinging over your stomach while you're chained to a bed?

[Ddyracer123]

I'm only replying to the questions.



would you rather be crushed to death by two slowly moving walls or get sliced in half by a pendulum blade swinging over your stomach while you're chained to a bed?

Sliced in half by a pendulum blade.



Would you rather smash your iPhone/iPod Touch with a hammer or smash your pet hamster with a hammer?



Smash my hamster. I don't have a hamster plus i can't live without my 3gs:D

[Random_Guy]

iPod touch!

would you rather be crushed to death by two slowly moving walls or get sliced in half by a pendulum blade swinging over your stomach while you're chained to a bed?

Sliced in half = quicker death.

Would you rather be short and fat or tall and skinny?

[frendil]

Sliced in half = quicker death.

Would you rather be short and fat or tall and skinny?

easy tall and skinny, would anyone choose the opposite?

would you rather get shot in the package and live, or shot in the head and die?

[LBG]

easy tall and skinny, would anyone choose the opposite?

would you rather get shot in the package and live, or shot in the head and die?

Shot in the nuts.

I'd have a sperm specimen in the sperm bank beforehand, for situations like this ;)

[The Bat Outta Hell]

Would you rather have sex with a warthog or get raped by KGameLover and TheBeastlyNinja?

[Squirt Reynolds]

Would you rather have sex with a warthog or get raped by KGameLover and TheBeastlyNinja?

That's obviously a trick question since there's no difference between the two choices.


Would you rather win a billion dollars or contract AIDS?

[Random_Guy]

Billion dollars of course. I mean, who wouldn't want to be a millionaire? :rolleyes:

Would you rather be an Australian or a New Zealander?

[LBG]

Billion dollars of course. I mean, who wouldn't want to be a millionaire? :rolleyes:

Would you rather be an Australian or a New Zealander?

Australian.

New Zealanders speak funny, and I don't like sheep.
Plus Australians have a cool accent and words like "Blimey", "Good onya mate", "Throw some more shrimps on the barbie". And they have people like Steve Irwin.

Would you rather have really bad tourettes or herpes? (which I wouldn't recommend entering the into Google images, you have been warned! ;))

[The Bat Outta Hell]

That's obviously a trick question since there's no difference between the two choices.

Dammit, foiled yet again.

[Aspargusman]

would you rather be raped by a man or be raped by a she-male?

[madmud101]

Australian.

New Zealanders speak funny, and I don't like sheep.
Plus Australians have a cool accent and words like "Blimey", "Good onya mate", "Throw some more shrimps on the barbie". And they have people like Steve Irwin.

Woot, go Australia (i'm half Australian)

[madmud101]

Would you rather have really bad tourettes or herpes? (which I wouldn't recommend entering the into Google images, you have been warned! ;))

Damn you reverse psychology!

[Random_Guy]

Woot, go Australia (i'm half Australian)

What's your other half?

[madmud101]

What's your other half?

English :D

[Random_Guy]

Which side do you prefer?

[KGameLover1]

Which side do you prefer?

Right. Because right is right and left is not...

Would you rather have sex with a warthog or get raped by KGameLover and TheBeastlyNinja?

Erm... glad you're back.. rah rah.

[The Bat Outta Hell]

Lmfao KGameLover1 you misinterpreted what Random_Guy was asking.

[KGameLover1]

Lmfao KGameLover1 you misinterpreted what Random_Guy was asking.

I knew what he was asking, stupid.
Welcome back.

[Lombardo]

I knew what he was asking, stupid.
Welcome back.

No you didnt.

[Kamazar]

No you didnt.

Definitely didn't.

[KGameLover1]

Could someone just ask a Would you Rather question??!!!!

[The Bat Outta Hell]

Okay, and the OP can't answer this. Would you rather have KGameLover1 post quadruple his normal rate, or see him never post again?

[The prez 12521]

Okay, and the OP can't answer this. Would you rather have KGameLover1 post quadruple his normal rate, or see him never post again?

I'd rather see Gurgie Von Foofoo...wait...my bad...!

Would you rather get a life, or pick on a kid online?

[KGameLover1]

I'd rather see Gurgie Von Foofoo...wait...my bad...!

Would you rather get a life, or pick on a kid online?

TBOH has to answer this!

Good one the prez!

[The Bat Outta Hell]

Would you rather have a 13 year old friend who doesn't know the legal age for sex rush to your defense, or would you like to stand up for yourself for once?

[Kunning]

Definitely didn't.

Agreed.

Kane just failed.

[The prez 12521]

Would you rather have a 13 year old friend who doesn't know the legal age for sex rush to your defense, or would you like to stand up for yourself for once?

Would you rather take a joke, or be an ignant a-hole?

[The Bat Outta Hell]

Would you rather take a joke, or be an ignant a-hole?

I'd prefer to give jokes like an ignant a-hole. Yourself?

[The prez 12521]

I'd prefer to give jokes like an ignant a-hole. Yourself?

I'd prefer to ignite an a-hole, and then joke about him

[Foozelz]

Would you rather rip a baby's jaw off and knock out a surveillance plane 300 miles away or help hardcoregamer build a game.

[LBG]

Would you rather rip a baby's jaw off and knock out a surveillance plane 300 miles away or help hardcoregamer build a game.

The baby's jaw option.

Would you rather screw a dead girl or a living dog?

[The prez 12521]

The baby's jaw option.

Would you rather screw a dead girl or a living dog?

dead dog.

Would you rather kill yourself, or eat a banana

[The Bat Outta Hell]

The baby's jaw option.

Would you rather screw a dead girl or a living dog?


You think of the craziest stuff :eek:

Depends how long and how the girl was dead.

... My god that sounds ****ed up.

[LBG]

You think of the craziest stuff :eek:

Depends how long and how the girl was dead.

... My god that sounds ****ed up.

The girl is legal, if that makes it sound any better ;)

[Kamazar]

The girl is legal, if that makes it sound any better ;)

Ugh, reminds me of a story I read somewhere of this mortician that had his wife take ice-cold baths and lay perfectly still when doing it...

[RankoSao]

ok, can we not have these threads degenerate into who can ask the most messed up question? Between this and the food game, this is really starting to annoy me! Why cant you just enjoy the game and NOT try to subvert it? >_>

[Kamazar]

ok, can we not have these threads degenerate into who can ask the most messed up question? Between this and the food game, this is really starting to annoy me! Why cant you just enjoy the game and NOT try to subvert it? >_>

Kk, would you rather have my stunning looks or charming personality? Both defy the cosmos.

[The prez 12521]

Kk, would you rather have my stunning looks or charming personality? Both defy the cosmos.

Well does the personality come with the ego :) ? lol jk. personality, looks arent everything!

[Kunning]

Would you rather screw a Lindsay Lohan that just died of a heart attack for an hour or two, or a Megan Fox that died of a heart attack two weeks ago?

[LBG]

Would you rather screw a Lindsay Lohan that just died of a heart attack for an hour or two, or a Megan Fox that died of a heart attack two weeks ago?

Lindsay Lohan. She has a pretty average body, but it's better than screwing the partially decomposed, smelly corpse of Megan Fox.

[Squirt Reynolds]

Would you rather screw a Lindsay Lohan that just died of a heart attack for an hour or two, or a Megan Fox that died of a heart attack two weeks ago?

Neither. But I would screw a recently deceased Bea Arthur.

Would you rather inhale one of Kat Von Dee's farts or hang out with Miley Cyrus for five minutes?

[The prez 12521]

Neither. But I would screw a recently deceased Bea Arthur.

Would you rather inhale one of Kat Von Dee's farts or hang out with Miley Cyrus for five minutes?

Miley Cyrus, I would kill her.

would you rather blend a baby in a blender and eat it, or 1 minuter with Justin Bieber?

[LBG]

Miley Cyrus, I would kill her.

would you rather blend a baby in a blender and eat it, or 1 minuter with Justin Bieber?

baby in blender.

I'd do ANYTHING to avoid contact with Justin Biber.

Would you rather lick up someone else's vomit or shave Susan Boyle's poonani?

[The prez 12521]

baby in blender.

I'd do ANYTHING to avoid contact with Justin Biber.

Would you rather lick up someone else's vomit or shave Susan Boyle's poonani?

poonani...

i would puck if i evven think of....uke...

Would you rather, blow up your ipod, or never have Koolaid

[Kamazar]

poonani...

i would puck if i evven think of....uke...

Would you rather, blow up your ipod, or never have Koolaid

You got sumtin 'genst colored peoples!?!?!

Kool-Aid, 'course.

Would you prefer death by drowning in a gigantic Smoothie King smoothie, or pelted to death with bars of dark chocolate? Or perhaps even smothered by a huge marshmallow?

[The prez 12521]

You got sumtin 'genst colored peoples!?!?!

Kool-Aid, 'course.

Would you prefer death by drowning in a gigantic Smoothie King smoothie, or pelted to death with bars of dark chocolate? Or perhaps even smothered by a huge marshmallow?

marshmallow, it'd be soft and fluffly :D

Would you rather....never have Watermelon o FIED CHIKON!

[Austin:]]

Never have watermelon

Would you rather produce an app that gets you a million dollars fast or play 7 minutes of heaven with ANYONE of your choice?

[madmud101]

Which side do you prefer?

Haha I can't choose.
But probably English because I have lived here all my life.

[LBG]

;941696']Never have watermelon

Would you rather produce an app that gets you a million dollars fast or play 7 minutes of heaven with ANYONE of your choice?

I'd have the app.
Then I'd save up so much money that I'd be rich enough to have any girl I want ;)

Would you rather be Mexican or Irish?

[Random_Guy]

Irish.

Would you rather have 15-minutes of good fame or be infamous for the rest of your life?

[KGameLover1]

Irish.

Would you rather have 15-minutes of good fame or be infamous for the rest of your life?

15-minutes. Infamy might look bad on my resume.

Would you rather cut out your own balls and swallow them, or be tied down in a room with Justin Bieber playing for hours?

[madmud101]

15-minutes. Infamy might look bad on my resume.

Would you rather cut out your own balls and swallow them, or be tied down in a room with Justin Bieber playing for hours?

How many hours?
Anyway as much as it pains me, Justin Beiber playing for hours. Cutting off my own balls would be more painful.

Ok, I have got a long one here:
You live in Australia (yay!) and are 38 years old. You have a young daughter aged 7. You live next to your daughters best friend who is aged 8. When you were out at the shops, there was a forest fire and when you arrive back at your home both you and your neighbours house has caught fire. There is no-one around to help you (you live in the country).
You frantically look for your child and see her, slumped over the window sill of your house. You were about to go and rescue her when you hear a cry. It is the neighbours daughter calling you for help. She is alive, whereas your daughter seems in a bad condition and you don't know whether she is alive or dead.
Your decision is, save your child, but there is a 50% chance she is alive or dead. Or save your neighbours daughter and she will survive, but let your daughter die (if she is alive anyway). You cannot save both, as the time it takes for you to save one, will be enough for the flames to kill the other. There is no-one around to help you.
What will you do?

[Electric_Shaman]

How many hours?
Anyway as much as it pains me, Justin Beiber playing for hours. Cutting off my own balls would be more painful.

Ok, I have got a long one here:
You live in Australia (yay!) and are 38 years old. You have a young daughter aged 7. You live next to your daughters best friend who is aged 8. When you were out at the shops, there was a forest fire and when you arrive back at your home both you and your neighbours house has caught fire. There is no-one around to help you (you live in the country).
You frantically look for your child and see her, slumped over the window sill of your house. You were about to go and rescue her when you hear a cry. It is the neighbours daughter calling you for help. She is alive, whereas your daughter seems in a bad condition and you don't know whether she is alive or dead.
Your decision is, save your child, but there is a 50% chance she is alive or dead. Or save your neighbours daughter and she will survive, but let your daughter die (if she is alive anyway). You cannot save both, as the time it takes for you to save one, will be enough for the flames to kill the other. There is no-one around to help you.
What will you do?
Save my own child, I wouldn't be able to live with a 50% chance that I let her burn. Plus the other one has a chance to escape on her own if she's screaming and conscious

What would you rather, the person you love dying, but you are secure in the knowledge that he/she did indeed love you, or he/she leaves you, and goes on to marry someone else, have a family, and is generally happy?

[Aspargusman]

would you rather be a hermaphrodite for the rest of your life or get raped once a week for the rest of your life by a 50 year old man

[RttaM]

would you rather be a hermaphrodite for the rest of your life or get raped once a week for the rest of your life by a 50 year old man

Be a hermaphrodite. :o

--- would you rather... ---

slide down a 50 foot razor blade into a vat of alcohol

or

suck all the snot out of a dog's nose until its head caves in?

[Electric_Shaman]

would you rather be a hermaphrodite for the rest of your life or get raped once a week for the rest of your life by a 50 year old man
What have you got against hermaphrodites? Obvious choice over lifetime rape imo...

Or does the guy stay 50 whilst I continue to age, cause that would be kinda ironic as eventually he'd have to bum my bony ancient ass
Plus I could always go out and contract AIDs to transmit in revenge

[KGameLover1]

Save my own child, I wouldn't be able to live with a 50% chance that I let her burn. Plus the other one has a chance to escape on her own if she's screaming and conscious

What would you rather, the person you love dying, but you are secure in the knowledge that he/she did indeed love you, or he/she leaves you, and goes on to marry someone else, have a family, and is generally happy?

They went on with out me. They'd be happy, we'd still be friends.

[RankoSao]

Be a hermaphrodite. :o

--- would you rather... ---

slide down a 50 foot razor blade into a vat of alcohol

or

suck all the snot out of a dog's nose until its head caves in?

all right, thats it... i quit... this isnt fun anymore -_-

[KGameLover1]

all right, thats it... i quit... this isnt fun anymore -_-

Yeah, wasn't really a great question.

[Electric_Shaman]

Yeah, wasn't really a great question.
Awww, but the 50 foot razor blade is a classic for this game

slide down a 50 foot razor blade into a vat of alcohol

or

suck all the snot out of a dog's nose until its head caves in?
I'd go for the razor blade, I got strong butt cheeks and I reckon I can clench my way down there with minimal damage. And then, alcoholic rewards await!
Plus I dunno if I could produce the kinda suction needed to make a dog's head cave in. I can't even suck a golf ball thru a garden hose :p


Which would you rather, 100 nights with (insert hot celebrity of choice here) but in the process you contract AIDs, or $1,000,000, but every time you spend ten dollars, you get a paper cut (this is not avoidable thru online shopping or using a credit card, you get two cuts instead for trying to cheat :D)

[Will090]

Awww, but the 50 foot razor blade is a classic for this game


I'd go for the razor blade, I got strong butt cheeks and I reckon I can clench my way down there with minimal damage. And then, alcoholic rewards await!
Plus I dunno if I could produce the kinda suction needed to make a dog's head cave in. I can't even suck a golf ball thru a garden hose :p


Which would you rather, 100 nights with (insert hot celebrity of choice here) but in the process you contract AIDs, or $1,000,000, but every time you spend ten dollars, you get a paper cut (this is not avoidable thru online shopping or using a credit card, you get two cuts instead for trying to cheat :D)

Do the papercuts compound for large purchase? IE if I spend $100 do I get 10 papercuts? If so I'll take the 100 nights if I just get one paper cut for a large purchase I'll take the million

Would you rather be a midget or abnormally tall (like Yao Ming but you can't play basketball)

[RttaM]

Do the papercuts compound for large purchase? IE if I spend $100 do I get 10 papercuts? If so I'll take the 100 nights if I just get one paper cut for a large purchase I'll take the million

Would you rather be a midget or abnormally tall (like Yao Ming but you can't play basketball)

Midgit. BTW, Papercuts are DEEP as hell. God, thinking about them gets me scared.

--- Would you Rather ---

Eat a pile of dog shit

or

Cut off a limb and eat it.

[Will090]

Midgit. BTW, Papercuts are DEEP as hell. God, thinking about them gets me scared.

--- Would you Rather ---

Eat a pile of dog shit

or

Cut off a limb and eat it.

Dog Shit, I would rather eat the limb but living without it would be annoying

Would you rather be burnt to death or freeze to death

[RttaM]

Freezed.

Would you rather

Go "down on" a Guy

or

Go "down on" a Dog.

o.O

[Random_Guy]

What is "go down"?

[RttaM]

What is "go down"?

BJ - WIKIPEDIA (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oral_sex) *Contains Adult Art*

[Random_Guy]

I see.

[RttaM]

I see.

Ya gonna answer? Got too, anyway.

[Aspargusman]

would you rather lose all of your possessions (like, everything except yourself) or eat your best friend

[Electric_Shaman]

would you rather lose all of your possessions (like, everything except yourself) or eat your best friend
Lose all my stuff, there's only a couple of items I wouldn't be able to eventually buy back if I was so inclined. Whereas I wouldn't fatally harm my best friend for all the money in the world, let alone eat him afterward.

Would you rather smash your iDevice, or have your i-tunes account completely erased? (so you lose all your apps, saved games/high scores, and data and have no way to get them back except buying them all again and playing thru them)

[Will090]

Lose all my stuff, there's only a couple of items I wouldn't be able to eventually buy back if I was so inclined. Whereas I wouldn't fatally harm my best friend for all the money in the world, let alone eat him afterward.

Would you rather smash your iDevice, or have your i-tunes account completely erased? (so you lose all your apps, saved games/high scores, and data and have no way to get them back except buying them all again and playing thru them)

Smash device, I could buy a new one for less than re-buying all apps plus replaying them

Would you rather be drowned or suffocated by plastic bag

[Electric_Shaman]

Smash device, I could buy a new one for less than re-buying all apps plus replaying them

Would you rather be drowned or suffocated by plastic bag
Suffocated by a plastic bag, I have a massive fear of drowning. Plus if you drown, I guess there's less chance of your body being found.

Which would you rather have surgically removed (so pain is not a factor), your genitals or your dominant hand?

[Aspargusman]

Suffocated by a plastic bag, I have a massive fear of drowning. Plus if you drown, I guess there's less chance of your body being found.

Which would you rather have surgically removed (so pain is not a factor), your genitals or your dominant hand?
id say my hand, since im ambidextrous (did i spell it right?).

would you rather be blind or deaf?

[Aspargusman]

would you rather be married to a smoking hot babe who has the IQ of a banana, or be married to an ugly woman , but supernaturally smart?

[KGameLover1]

would you rather be married to a smoking hot babe who has the IQ of a banana, or be married to an ugly woman , but supernaturally smart?

Ugly woman. She'd be so smart, anyone who insulted her would get pwned.


WYR have your child go to the easiest school in the country and get straight A's, or have them go to one of the hardest and get B's and C's?

[Electric_Shaman]

Ugly woman. She'd be so smart, anyone who insulted her would get pwned.


WYR have your child go to the easiest school in the country and get straight A's, or have them go to one of the hardest and get B's and C's?
Hardest and get B's and C's, but it would depend more on what the individual schools were like. And also which one is closer to my house

Would you rather eat a ton of feathers or a ton of bricks? :D

[iVaro]

Hardest and get B's and C's, but it would depend more on what the individual schools were like. And also which one is closer to my house

Would you rather eat a ton of feathers or a ton of bricks? :D

The bricks because I have teeth of steel

WYR be tied in a room stuck listening to Lil Wayne for 2 days or Find out that the person in front of you just got the pack of Skittles in the whole store?:eek:

[sour]

The bricks because I have teeth of steel

WYR be tied in a room stuck listening to Lil Wayne for 2 days or Find out that the person in front of you just got the pack of Skittles in the whole store?:eek:

Lil Wayne easily :D

WYR jump off building and fall to your death, or be shot in the back 10 times, (without dying) then be shot in the head?

[wootbean]

Lil Wayne easily :D

WYR jump off building and fall to your death, or be shot in the back 10 times, (without dying) then be shot in the head?

I'd rather order my pizza

[Kamazar]

3 nights with Megan Fox or 1 night with Julie Henderson and Cintia Dicker? Figured we needed a change of pace from the "lesser of two evils" questions.

[KGameLover1]

3 nights with Megan Fox or 1 night with Julie Henderson and Cintia Dicker? Figured we needed a change of pace from the "lesser of two evils" questions.

Megan Fox. Duh.

Would you rather win a $10,000 iTunes card or get the fastest, best gaming rig in the world, with a couple Steam keys too? (The beta's available (privately) for Mac now, y'know.)

[Kamazar]

Megan Fox. Duh.

Would you rather win a $10,000 iTunes card or get the fastest, best gaming rig in the world, with a couple Steam keys too? (The beta's available (privately) for Mac now, y'know.)

Do you even know who the other two are?

[The Bat Outta Hell]

Kamazar you ask too much of him.

[Random_Guy]

Would you rather be the shortest man in the world or the fattest man in the world?

[LBG]

3 nights with Megan Fox or 1 night with Julie Henderson and Cintia Dicker? Figured we needed a change of pace from the "lesser of two evils" questions.

3 nights with Megan Fox.

Would you rather have your eyes removed with pliers, then you are forced to try and play golf with them or have a 12" dildo continuously rammed up your ass until you die from internal bleeding (your uncle is doing it while wearing a gimp suit).

[sour]

3 nights with Megan Fox.

Would you rather have your eyes removed with pliers, then you are forced to try and play golf with them or have a 12" dildo continuously rammed up your ass until you die from internal bleeding (your uncle is doing it while wearing a gimp suit).

wtf... lmao :D

[Aspargusman]

Ugly woman. She'd be so smart, anyone who insulted her would get pwned.


WYR have your child go to the easiest school in the country and get straight A's, or have them go to one of the hardest and get B's and C's?
hardest and get Bs and Cs

[Aspargusman]

would you rather walk 99 laps AROUND an olympic sized running track without breaks or water, or get 50 paintball headshots continuously and you cant get medical care afterwards?

[Electric_Shaman]

would you rather walk 99 laps across an olympic sized running track without breaks or water, or get 50 paintball headshots continuously and you cant get medical care afterwards?
uh WALKING 99 laps ACROSS (not around) an Olympic sized track would be pretty easy

whereas taking 50 paintballs to the head would not be

Would you rather be the shortest man in the world or the fattest man in the world?
Probably the fattest, I'd live slightly longer (the world's shortest man died at 21 recently). Plus, FOOOOOOOOOOD.

Aright let's have a nice easy one...
If forced to, would you rather give up eating pizza or burgers, for the rest of your life?

[Aspargusman]

edited- sorry

[Aspargusman]

uh WALKING 99 laps ACROSS (not around) an Olympic sized track would be pretty easy

whereas taking 50 paintballs to the head would not be


Probably the fattest, I'd live slightly longer (the world's shortest man died at 21 recently). Plus, FOOOOOOOOOOD.

Aright let's have a nice easy one...
If forced to, would you rather give up eating pizza or burgers, for the rest of your life?
pizza

[KGameLover1]

pizza

WHAT??!! I'd so choose burgers.

Would you rather have an iPad today or the 3DS (current) model today?

[Aspargusman]

WHAT??!! I'd so choose burgers.

Would you rather have an iPad today or the 3DS (current) model today?
youre talking free, right? then ipad without a doubt

[KGameLover1]

youre talking free, right? then ipad without a doubt

Yeah, free.

Would you rather have an iPad today and get the current model of the 3DS or wait for each one's release date to get the final product, PLUS a $10 to each of the service's digital download stores?

[Electric_Shaman]

Yeah, free.

Would you rather have an iPad today and get the current model of the 3DS or wait for each one's release date to get the final product, PLUS a $10 to each of the service's digital download stores?
3DS, because not only would I be the first one to get my hands on it, I could leak tiny details one by one and earn buckets of monies.
I guess it would get kinda boring after a few days though as the games won't be fully tested yet or anything.

edit: eh i misread what you wrote slightly, but the early 3DS still swings it the same way. Cause I can still play it properly when it does come out anyway.
The ipad would just be an added bonus really.

Would you rather have all the remaining episodes of Lost, or an i-tunes account with infinite free credit?

[da shiz wiz 19]

Do I spoil Lost to get this thread closed or what?

[Electric_Shaman]

Do I spoil Lost to get this thread closed or what?
Nah, I think you have to spoil 24 for this thread :o

[CaptainAwesome]

Nah, I think you have to spoil 24 for this thread :o

People still watch that show?

[Random_Guy]

I watch it. Occasionally.

[Ace_97]

3DS, because not only would I be the first one to get my hands on it, I could leak tiny details one by one and earn buckets of monies.
I guess it would get kinda boring after a few days though as the games won't be fully tested yet or anything.

edit: eh i misread what you wrote slightly, but the early 3DS still swings it the same way. Cause I can still play it properly when it does come out anyway.
The ipad would just be an added bonus really.

Would you rather have all the remaining episodes of Lost, or an i-tunes account with infinite free credit?

i-tunes account with infinite free credit obviously

Would you rather help your Uncle Jack off an elephant or be the last person on earth with Miley Cyrus, Justin Bieber and the one person you hate the most?

[Electric_Shaman]

i-tunes account with infinite free credit obviously

Would you rather help your Uncle Jack off an elephant or be the last person on earth with Miley Cyrus, Justin Bieber and the one person you hate the most?
Last person of Earth with those kiddies and my most hated, there would finally be no one to stop me killing them all slowly.
Although I might keep Miley for my own sadistic pleasure. It'd get lonely being the last one on Earth ;)

Although helping my Uncle Jack, off an elephant would be fine too, but not as much fun.

Would you rather own 51% of Microsoft, or Apple? (for free)

[KGameLover1]

Last person of Earth with those kiddies and my most hated, there would finally be no one to stop me killing them all slowly.
Although I might keep Miley for my own sadistic pleasure. It'd get lonely being the last one on Earth ;)

Although helping my Uncle Jack, off an elephant would be fine too, but not as much fun.

Would you rather own 51% of Microsoft, or Apple? (for free)
Apple, then I could get all the new stuff free :D
Would you rather own 51% of Sony, or Nintendo?

[RttaM]

Apple, then I could get all the new stuff free :D
Would you rather own 51% of Sony, or Nintendo?

Nintendo - cause there going somewhere.

Would you rather be in a room with KGameLover1 or Kijib?

[KGameLover1]

Nintendo - cause there going somewhere.

Would you rather be in a room with KGameLover1 or Kijib?

KGameLover1! Duh!

Would you rather be in a room with Aurora or RttaM?

[yourofl10]

KGameLover1! Duh!

Would you rather be in a room with Aurora or RttaM?

RttaM

Would you rather be in a room with arn or blakespot?

[KGameLover1]

RttaM

Would you rather be in a room with arn or blakespot?

arn, 'cause he's just so frickin' awesome.

Would you rather answer this question or wait for the next one? :p

[LBG]

arn, 'cause he's just so frickin' awesome.

Would you rather answer this question or wait for the next one? :p

I think I'm going to wait for the next one :rolleyes:

Would you rather have a retarded son or be retarded yourself?

[Electric_Shaman]

I think I'm going to wait for the next one :rolleyes:

Would you rather have a retarded son or be retarded yourself?
Have a retarded son, cause I could always put him up for adoption :D
Or claim he is not mine. Then refuse to take a DNA tests to verify and run away
Or I could LOVE HIM JUST THE SAME AS A NORMAL KID :eek:

And besides, it'd be a nightmare trying to get laid if you were retarded.

Would you rather have sex with a 500 lbs women who has (the treatable variety of) herpes, or with a very clean, super hot corpse?

[Aspargusman]

Have a retarded son, cause I could always put him up for adoption :D
Or claim he is not mine. Then refuse to take a DNA tests to verify and run away
Or I could LOVE HIM JUST THE SAME AS A NORMAL KID :eek:

And besides, it'd be a nightmare trying to get laid if you were retarded.

Would you rather have sex with a 500 lbs women who has (the treatable variety of) herpes, or with a very clean, super hot corpse?
as crazy as it sounds, im going with the cleaned up hot corpse.

[Random_Guy]

Would you rather be a worm or a millipede?

[goldglover411]

Would you rather be a worm or a millipede?

Millipede



Would you rather suck a d*ck or take it up the butt

[LBG]

Millipede



Would you rather suck a d*ck or take it up the butt

take it up the rear.

Would you rather take a shot of period blood, or swim in a pool full of sperm?

[Ddyracer123]

take it up the rear.

Would you rather take a shot of period blood, or swim in a pool full of sperm?
I would rather swim in a pool of sperm.


Would you rather bleed from a paper cut, (on your finger) or bleed a little from a scrape on your palm? You got the scrape on your hand from your driveway. You tripped and fell.

[sour]

Scrap on my palm.

Would you rather get pulled apart limb by limb or have your body twisted in horrible ways?

[Ddyracer123]

Scrap on my palm.

Would you rather get pulled apart limb by limb or have your body twisted in horrible ways?
Both sound painful... But I think I would rather lose my limbs.

Would you rather smash your 3gs/iPod or Smash a goldfish with a hammer

[SJP99]

Both sound painful... But I think I would rather lose my limbs.

Would you rather smash your 3gs/iPod or Smash a goldfish with a hammer

goldfish with hammer, im in love with my ipod.

Would you rather battle brazillian monkeys with nunchucks while eating elmers glue and powered sugar or try to pet a hungry lion will giving sarah palin a sponge bath with carrot flavored tomatoe paste.

[Lombardo]

goldfish with hammer, im in love with my ipod.

Would you rather battle brazillian monkeys with nunchucks while eating elmers glue and powered sugar or try to pet a hungry lion will giving sarah palin a sponge bath with carrot flavored tomatoe paste.

I would incite the lion to kill Sarah Palin.

Would you rather have Sarah Palin elected president or Justin Beiber?

[le'deuche123]

I would incite the lion to kill Sarah Palin.

Would you rather have Sarah Palin elected president or Justin Beiber?

Sarah palin....naked.

Would you rather, believe in false fairy tales being ignorant and happy, or deal with reality and get over it?

[danrel]

Sarah palin....naked.

Would you rather, believe in false fairy tales being ignorant and happy, or deal with reality and get over it?

If by dealing with reality and getting over it, you mean smoking weed and getting over it, then yes, that one.

Would you rather eat a live manatee fetus or lick the 'Edge' of Tim Langdells freshly butt-mudded ass-crack?

[Lombardo]

Sarah palin....naked.

Would you rather, believe in false fairy tales being ignorant and happy, or deal with reality and get over it?

She's old and gross and I would move to Canada if she were elected. And to your question, religion is funny.

[Aspargusman]

would you rather have sex in front of your parents (staring at you) or have sex with someone with the same gender as yours

[Random_Guy]

The first option.

Would you rather be a carrot or a potato?

[RttaM]

The first option.

Would you rather be a carrot or a potato?

Carrot.

Would you rather be a regular or ghey pr0n star.

[LBG]

Carrot.

Would you rather be a regular or ghey pr0n star.

I would rather be a straight porn star (identifying my sexuality is not very challenging).

Would you rather have a penis tattoed onto your forehead or be Justin Beiber's personal assistant? (suicide isn't possible).

[Random_Guy]

Justin Bieber's PA.

Would you rather be a South African or a New Zealander?

[danrel]

New Zealander.

Would you rather marijuana be legal or remain illegal(in you own respective countries)?

[Random_Guy]

Illegal. Drugs are bad.

Would you rather be Justin Bieber or James Blunt?

[danrel]

Illegal. Drugs are bad.

Would you rather be Justin Bieber or James Blunt?

Do you by chance drink coffee? Just an FYI, it's a fact that coffee has caused more deaths than marijuana(marijuana deaths = 0)... Also a proven fact that marijuana helps fight all types of cancer, etc. Sorry, I don't really want to open this can of worms again. Just wanted to throw that out there :D

[Noman]

Illegal. Drugs are bad.

Would you rather be Justin Bieber or James Blunt?

Are you kidding me? James Blunt in a second.

Would you rather burn to death or freeze to death?

[LBG]

Do you by chance drink coffee? Just an FYI, it's a fact that coffee has caused more deaths than marijuana(marijuana deaths = 0)... Also a proven fact that marijuana helps fight all types of cancer, etc. Sorry, I don't really want to open this can of worms again. Just wanted to throw that out there :D

Very true.

And I would MUCH rather be James Blunt.

Would you rather have $1,000,000
or
Have an unlimited supply of food (you can have exactly what you want, when you want).

[danrel]

If I could ration the food out to all others that are in need, then I would go with the unlimited supply of food and keep the entire world fed.


Would you rather own ngmoco or Donut Games?

[Mondae]

If I could ration the food out to all others that are in need, then I would go with the unlimited supply of food and keep the entire world fed.


Would you rather own ngmoco or Donut Games?

Ngmoco. All the eliminate,touchpet dogs, we rule, and godfimger credits I want. Plus I then own freeverse and could also ressurect Rolando 3.



360 on HD tv or ps3 on sd tv?

[Aspargusman]

Very true.

And I would MUCH rather be James Blunt.

Would you rather have $1,000,000
or
Have an unlimited supply of food (you can have exactly what you want, when you want).
without a doubt unlimited food supply. would you rather grow boobs (youre still a male) that are surgically irremovable, or grow a second penis adjacent to the original (also irremovable)

[Ddyracer123]

WoUld you rather bring candy back or harplayer?

[SunriseMoon]

WoUld you rather bring candy back or harplayer?

Harpplayer

[KGameLover1]

WoUld you rather bring candy back or harplayer?

IS there an other option? (Don't respond.)

Would you rather make me or hardcoregamer, 💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩, and harp_player (who is also the_zutons and eggfriedrice, which means he'd be 3 mods) combined a moderator? (Think about it, it's me vs. 5 other people and penny.)

[danrel]

IS there an other option? (Don't respond.)

Would you rather make me or hardcoregamer, 💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩, and harp_player (who is also the_zutons and eggfriedrice, which means he'd be 3 mods) combined a moderator? (Think about it, it's me vs. 5 other people and penny.)

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[Random_Guy]

IS there an other option? (Don't respond.)

Would you rather make me or hardcoregamer, 💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩, and harp_player (who is also the_zutons and eggfriedrice, which means he'd be 3 mods) combined a moderator? (Think about it, it's me vs. 5 other people and penny.)

I'm confused.