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Guelftustioff
03-17-2009, 02:26 AM
Hi everyone! I`m new to the forum. I have a funny story to tell you that I read somewhere.

A patient comes to a dentist with a tooth pain.
Dantist : Two of you teeth are inflamated and we need to remove them.
Patient: And how much will it cost?
Dentist: Seven hundred and fifty dollars for both.
Patient: What? Seven hundred and fifty dollars for 10 minutes of work?
Dentist: Well, if you like, I can pull them out slowly! http://www.💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩/payday-loans.gif (http://www.💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩)
Big Albie
03-17-2009, 02:33 AM
Hi everyone! I`m new to the forum. I have a funny story to tell you that I read somewhere.

A patient comes to a dentist with a tooth pain.
Dantist : Two of you teeth are inflamated and we need to remove them.
Patient: And how much will it cost?
Dentist: Seven hundred and fifty dollars for both.
Patient: What? Seven hundred and fifty dollars for 10 minutes of work?
Dentist: Well, if you like, I can pull them out slowly! http://www.💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩/payday-loans.gif (http://www.💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩)

Sounds like you could this app:

http://itunes.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewSoftware?id=291826753&mt=8
Brazilian Rider
03-17-2009, 05:05 PM
Man goes to doctor. Says he’s depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says “Treatment is simple. Great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up.” Man bursts into tears. Says “But Doctor… I am Pagliacci."

Funny joke. Everybody laughs.
anduril_ukr
03-17-2009, 05:36 PM
Hi everyone! I`m new to the forum. I have a funny story to tell you that I read somewhere.

A patient comes to a dentist with a tooth pain.
Dantist : Two of you teeth are inflamated and we need to remove them.
Patient: And how much will it cost?
Dentist: Seven hundred and fifty dollars for both.
Patient: What? Seven hundred and fifty dollars for 10 minutes of work?
Dentist: Well, if you like, I can pull them out slowly! http://www.💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩/payday-loans.gif (http://www.💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩)

Welcome to TA;) pretty funny (but ive heard better)
pablo19
03-17-2009, 06:20 PM
Man goes to doctor. Says he’s depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says “Treatment is simple. Great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up.” Man bursts into tears. Says “But Doctor… I am Pagliacci."

Funny joke. Everybody laughs.

It's not funny at all, watchmen was a bad movie for my taste
FilthyCanadian
03-17-2009, 06:25 PM
Oh, how I love irrelevent to the board topic threads.
Kamazar
03-17-2009, 10:40 PM
Walter: How long've you been married?
Jeff Dunham: Fifteen years.
Walter: You'll see.
Jeff Dunham: See what?
Walter: Remember when you said, "'Til death do us part"?
Jeff Dunham: Yeah.
Walter: Later you'll realize you were actually setting a goal.

Jeff Dunham: Do you have a drinking problem?
Bubba J.: Nah, I have it pretty much figured out.
Brazilian Rider
03-18-2009, 03:03 PM
It's not funny at all, watchmen was a bad movie for my taste

It's good if you read the comic!
pablo19
03-18-2009, 05:37 PM
It's good if you read the comic!

yeah, I think that's it;)
Kamazar
03-18-2009, 05:42 PM
it's all in the context
whateverg
03-22-2009, 01:26 PM
Hi everyone! I`m new to the forum. I have a funny story to tell you that I read somewhere.

A patient comes to a dentist with a tooth pain.
Dantist : Two of you teeth are inflamated and we need to remove them.
Patient: And how much will it cost?
Dentist: Seven hundred and fifty dollars for both.
Patient: What? Seven hundred and fifty dollars for 10 minutes of work?
Dentist: Well, if you like, I can pull them out slowly! http://www.💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩/payday-loans.gif (http://www.💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩)

This is the wrong place to post that
Yagami_Light
03-22-2009, 05:43 PM
It's not funny at all, watchmen was a bad movie for my taste

It wasn't supposed to be funny. Try reading the graphic novel. It is actually really good.
spamboy
03-23-2009, 06:34 PM
LOL, I've never seen a more derailed thread.
Poenuetefemus
04-01-2009, 08:00 PM
I'm new to the forum. Nice post.