I play iPhone games on the toilet and I know you do too!

[mgondek]

So I'm going out on this one and going to say I play iPhone games on the crapper. I'm proud of it and wanted to start a thread to see how many other people do too. So open your windows and yell it to the world.

[rootbeersoup]

I will proudly admit, that I not only play games on the toilet, but I am posting this right now on the toilet.

[jlake02]

Rofl!!!!! :D

[CloneWars]

I will proudly admit, that I not only play games on the toilet, but I am posting this right now on the toilet.

Hhaahhaaa loll, I almost dropped my iphone in the crapper last time cause i was startled by this phone call :p

[rootbeersoup]

Hhaahhaaa loll, I almost dropped my iphone in the crapper last time cause i was startled by this phone call :p

There was a guy on the iLounge forums who dropped his iPod touch in the toilet... Said he was leaning over to flush and had the ipod in his shirt pocket

I don't think it ever came back to life

[NotYou]

I'm not ashamed. I probably do most of my gaming on the toilet.

[tosui]

... dropped his iPod touch in the toilet...

Just waiting for this to happen. Gonna knock it from the sink *right into* the damn thing. :eek:

...Just a matter of time. :p

[tizzyler03]

i was jsut on the toilet playing games! haha

[ravenvii]

*Joins the club*

I play Tris and Solitaire City on the toilet.

[Justinm59]

the iphone has revolutionized pooping

[NotYou]

the iphone has revolutionized pooping

The Gameboy revolutionized it, the iPhone just took it to a new level.

[rootbeersoup]

The Gameboy revolutionized it, the iPhone just took it to a new level.

I remember beating Pokemon Yellow while on the can

[NotYou]

the iphone has revolutionized pooping

I think they have a new slogan.

[wastedyuthe]

I don't know about everyone else, but I always play better when I'm having a crap! Perhaps it's the determination to finish one thing that makes me determined to finish the other, if you know what I mean :D

[dannyatschool]

I have a pretty good system going, if my legs fall asleep I know that I have been on the toilet for too long. The two main culprits are Fieldrunners and Pathways.

-DP

[daniglue]

Of course I do :)
I won a Football world cup on the crapper! :)

[Everydaynormalguy]

hahahahaha...this thread is pure gold. I don't however, play while on the can. I'm far too refined for that... *fixes monacle*

[Valmont]

*raises hand* I did so earlier today myself playing Wurdle :)

[rootbeersoup]

Update: I played Parallel Kingdom, Rescue Angels 60, an Texas Hold Em on the can just now

[moopf]

Update: I played Parallel Kingdom, Rescue Angels 60, an Texas Hold Em on the can just now

Woah, if you're on the toilet that long, it might be best to visit the doctor to see what's up :eek:

As for me, well, I have been known to read the BBC news website, which I justify as just being the same as reading the paper on the loo. That goes back to my Blackberry days as well.

[snow_mani]

The most important rule if using your iphone in the loo, remember don't mistake it for virtual toilet paper! :eek:

[Oliver]

I always play on the toilet :)

I even sorted my games so that the ones who launch quick are on my first game home screen :)

Current games are FieldRunners, Fuzzle, Motion X Poker and Bubble Bash.

I also read blogs on the toilet and check for new apps ;)

[wastedyuthe]

What I find embarrassing is when I am escaping from the relatives, trying to beat my high score in PapiJump while on the crapper, and all they can hear is me shouting "Come on, one more- one more... YES! I've done it- I've DONE IT!"

[Armbruster]

What I find embarrassing is when I am escaping from the relatives, trying to beat my high score in PapiJump while on the crapper, and all they can hear is me shouting "Come on, one more- one more... YES! I've done it- I've DONE IT!"
That's like me and Scoops.

:)

[wastedyuthe]

That's like me and Scoops.

:)

In the toilet? Sounds disgusting! :eek:

[Mr. Charley]

Love this thread! Freakin' hilarious.

And yes, I can admit I too use my Touch on the toilet wether it be for gaming or looking at forums.

I will also admit that I am always fearful of the Touch slipping out of my hand and seeing it fall in the toilet, in slow motion, while I'm yelling nooooooooo.....

[AppAttack]

Does anyone remember the old iPhone ads? Where they show a someone in front of a black background talking about the iPhone, then they walk off? I've always told my friends, they need to have one where it's a close up of a guy/girl talking about how great the iPhone is and then pan out to show them dropping a deuce....it'd be AWESOME!! :D

[mgondek]

Does anyone remember the old iPhone ads? Where they show a someone in front of a black background talking about the iPhone, then they walk off? I've always told my friends, they need to have one where it's a close up of a guy/girl talking about how great the iPhone is and then pan out to show them dropping a deuce....it'd be AWESOME!! :D
hahah that would be great

[QuickWit]

I'm QuickWit... and I'm a Playing Pooper.

Feels good to finally come out and admit it, as well as know that I've got a support group that will help me.

This morning I couldn't get off the pot until I beat my wife's score on Wurdle! Damn her, she does that too me on purpose!

[superbad]

TanZen - if i can't get it out
Space Ninja - if i feel great

[pablo19]

TanZen - if i can't get it out
Space Ninja - if i feel great

lol. here is an old thread about the same thing
http://forums.toucharcade.com/showthread.php?t=1678&highlight=games+play+throne
;)

[Donburns99]

Jeez superbad, use the search function why dont'cha! :p

[schplurg]

Nah, this thread has a better title!

Poker Live
Lock n Roll
Solitaire City

[Monopoly]

id say Space Ninja is fun...but then again thats fun anywhere haha

If I have it in my pocket when I go to do the dirty Ill probably play Snail Mail

[The Game Reaper]

The iPhone has replaced the traditional newspaper.

[The Game Reaper]

There's another thread about this as well... 3 threads! I gave it a post bump (cpl)

[superbad]

lol. here is an old thread about the same thing
http://forums.toucharcade.com/showthread.php?t=1678&highlight=games+play+throne
;)

Jeez superbad, use the search function why dont'cha! :p

There's another thread about this as well... 3 threads! I gave it a post bump (cpl)

it's already been MA'd :p

[pablo19]

There's another thread about this as well... 3 threads! I gave it a post bump (cpl)

yeah, that was really unnecessary imo.:o

[Alichan]

Hmmm, now there's a question! Theseus is good for gaming on the bog:D

[Donburns99]

it's already been MA'd :pI didn't mean it literally, I just felt left out since I don't have an answer to your question. :p

Have yet to spend enough time on the can to play a game. :(

[superbad]

I didn't mean it literally, I just felt left out since I don't have an answer to your question. :p

Have yet to spend enough time on the can to play a game. :(

banana, in n out double burgers, a chocolate float and some pie should do the trick :D:D

[coconutbowling]

IFart is great on the throne.:D

Seriously, play textropolis mostly.

[Donburns99]

banana, in n out double burgers, a chocolate float and some pie should do the trick :D:DHave had much worse than that, but never a problem over a minute.

I really feel left out of the "on the can" gaming community. :(

[pablo19]

Have had much worse than that, but never a problem over a minute.

I really feel left out of the "on the can" gaming community. :(

don't squeeze too hard, it's not healthy :p

[BOWB4ZOD]

any game you can play with one hand

[pablo19]

any game you can play with one hand

what are you doing with the other? :confused:

[iQ8]

what are you doing with the other? :confused:

wipe his bottoms ?

[Donburns99]

The newer title was better, I miss it. :(

[pablo19]

wipe his bottoms ?

you play while whipping your bottoms?:confused:

[Vende]

Chess with Friends

[pablo19]

Chess with Friends

lol, that sounds wrong to play on the toilet :D

[Nicarolina]

I do it but i will not admit it, haha. that is so funny because i bet a TON of people do it, but no one has said anything, haha

[Kamazar]

I do it but i will not admit it, haha. that is so funny because i bet a TON of people do it, but no one has said anything, haha

Well, you just kinda just did (admit it). I do, from time to time. If it weren't for the rubber sleeve, I'd probably would've dropped it by now.

[Rohan Dalal]

Great...I'm Not The Only One
Playing Payback as i speak
this game relieves stress as i ****

:)
:D
:cool:

[Diablohead]

I do the same too, with any hand heald I am playing at the time it will take trips to the loo now and again. Hey it beat's reading a news paper!

[MaskU2See]

The problem is that i got so use to going to the jon with my iphone that now i am waiting for the damn thing to back up, not willing to go to the john solo anymore.

That's pretty damn sad

[Omnithrope]

I poop; iPhone.

[wiesse]

I used to read magazines on the toilet... no more, no more.

Now sometimes I sit when I pee, just to play a game...

[Diablohead]

I used to read magazines on the toilet... no more, no more.

Now sometimes I sit when I pee, just to play a game...

lol now that is taking it one step beyond :D

[jeepster2982]

i wont take a dump without bringing my phone with me, but here is the question, has anyone ever got so into a game whilst crapping that their legs fall asleep?

[pablo19]

i wont take a dump without bringing my phone with me, but here is the question, has anyone ever got so into a game whilst crapping that their legs fall asleep?

this thread is getting silly lol

[Jorlen]

Guilty. In fact, we call it having an iPoop at work.

[Rocketman919]

i wont take a dump without bringing my phone with me, but here is the question, has anyone ever got so into a game whilst crapping that their legs fall asleep?

yes, i was playing scoops one time and got my high score so i had to keep on playing for like 15 minutes.

[hkiphone]

Not just me, but my wife too when its her turn to go! hahahaha

And yes, also got numb legs from sitting there too long. Happened afew times from playing Tatomic and Wordsworth! Once you play you just can't stop those games!!!

[tosui]

this thread is getting silly lol

It's not silly; it's unnecessary. I mean, where *else* do people play games??

ps: Slotz uses one finger only. Coincidence? I think not.

[MaskU2See]

Not just me, but my wife too when its her turn to go! hahahaha

And yes, also got numb legs from sitting there too long. Happened afew times from playing Tatomic and Wordsworth! Once you play you just can't stop those games!!!


Lol.

The worst thing is having to wipe your arse while your legs are numb, lol

That's one scary wipe...

[No Hero]

lol I can play any game that i have on my iphone on the toilet =D

whenever I play though... I'm usually done the business long before I stop playing...

[WOW_GEE]

R u kiddin? Basically beat payback on the crapper. Blue attack is the one that makes the legs fall asleep though.

[Donburns99]

Lol.

The worst thing is having to wipe your arse while your legs are numb, lol

That's one scary wipe...You guys need those Japenese toilets.

lEnfCQD1QvY

[No Hero]

You guys need those Japenese toilets.

YouTube: video (http://youtube.com/watch?v=lEnfCQD1QvY)

My friend has one of those. I decided not to try them. But I was curious on the one that had a picture of a female... I assume it would have hurt :rolleyes: (I heard a joke once about this guy and a fancy toilet and he was impressed by all the options... then he pressed the TR:eek:)

[Vende]

The worst thing is when you're playing a game and forget to turn down the sound.

[mehware]

Not sure if this has been said...

I develop on the toilet!

[superbad]

ever since i got my iphone. i take 30 minute dumps of what used to be 5 minute quickeroo!

i lose my focus. sometimes i even forget i need to take a dump at all and just stand up and proceed.

[iKoda]

Lol, I only play when I have it with me. I don't purposely go get my iPod before I go take a dump.

[applesauce25r624]

i made a thread just like this earlier and it vanished into thin poop

[rich_952000]

Not sure if this has been said...

I develop on the toilet!


Are you responsible for iFart? LOL :D

When I play your games I'll remember to wipe:eek:

[NotYou]

i made a thread just like this earlier and it vanished into thin poop

I merged it with this one.

[Narbotic]

oh well, secret's out.
I was recently asked "Are you OK in there?"
and answered - "No! I still haven't made it onto the Blue Attack leaderboard!!"
*flush*

[yourofl10]

Not sure if this has been said...

I develop on the toilet!

rofl now thats a true developer!

That right there shows how willing he is to develop!

THATS THE SPIRIT!!

[yourofl10]

oh well, secret's out.
I was recently asked "Are you OK in there?"
and answered - "No! I still haven't made it onto the Blue Attack leaderboard!!"
*flush*

rofl!!!!!

[yourofl10]

well here mine goes..............

I play my ipod touch games in the shower.

*ipod touch shorts out*

DANGIT!!!!!!!!

[Vende]

Funny conversation. I just spent 15 minutes on the can playing Hero of Sparta and wouldn't leave until I got to a checkpoint (which actually turned out to be the end of the level). I wasn't going ANYWHERE until that checkpoint/level's end and, as long as I was there, let's just say I'm getting good at double tasking

[yourofl10]

ok lets just say the iphpone was made for playing on the pot ;)

[BBagwell]

The worst thing is when you're playing a game and forget to turn down the sound.

Volume check is always the first thing I do in the can. Who wants their boss to hear a slot racer screeching off the track? :D

[D.Sync]

I must admit that this is the funniest thread I have ever read on TA.

[Gummybear]

hehe, was just thinking of people playing that racing game (Zoom ?) where you have to make noise to go faster.

well for one, at work it's probably weird for someone standing outside of the can hearing someone to go ... nnnnnnnnnnneeeeeeeeeee neeeeeeee neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

On the other ... you could actually play that game after a can of beens without using your vocal chords. :D#

OMFG! Can't stop giggling! :p

[supg328911]

guilty and like some of you said, i will not leave until i have beaten the level, which can take a while in certain cases:D

[VWXYZ]

Jep, the crapper is my main iPod gaming room.

[Seien]

i will not leave until i have beaten the level, which can take a while in certain cases:D

Haha I'm right there with you. Could be in for 5 minutes, could be in for 25... it all just depends on level length! I'm feeling as though we are all bonding a little bit here.

[Vende]

And sometimes I post on TA in the bathroom

Like right now (in keeping with the spirit of the conversation)

Thank you awful coffee.

Now back to my chess with friends game

[danc4498]

I support this thread. I play more iPhone games on the crapper than I play anywhere else.

[Galaxius]

Hahahaha GUILTY!

I was reading this thread and then had to go and started playing some of Slotz! :P

[PirateMasterJoeDon]

Best thread ever.

I'm guilty too :eek:

[GatorDeb]

Touch, DS, and PSP... I do it all while on the throne :D

[sam the lion]

sometimes i play up there when I go down there.

[OahuSurf]

I am proud to say i do not, I like to get in and out of that stinky place.

[GatorDeb]

I am proud to say i do not, I like to get in and out of that stinky place.

Mine smells of roses.

[sam the lion]

maybe you should check your garden, it seems that your roses have gone rotten :p

[Ph4ntom4]

Huh? How long does it take you guys to take a crap? I myself wouldn't be able to play a game in under a minute...

[GatorDeb]

A couple of times I've been so tired at work that at lunch I sat down on the throne, rested my elbows on my legs, my head on my hands, and have fallen asleep right then and there -eek- Well, a couple of times it was for 10 minutes or so, I've dozed off many times. I was so scared I wouldn't wake up on time one time that I have a new rule - no head on hands in the loo.

[glowAndy]

So I'm going out on this one and going to say I play iPhone games on the crapper. I'm proud of it and wanted to start a thread to see how many other people do too. So open your windows and yell it to the world.

I would be careful with that one (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hemorrhoid)

[mgondek]

I'm QuickWit... and I'm a Playing Pooper.

Feels good to finally come out and admit it, as well as know that I've got a support group that will help me.

This morning I couldn't get off the pot until I beat my wife's score on Wurdle! Damn her, she does that too me on purpose!
I know what you mean. I find myself staying a lot longer than I need in the bathroom. haha. Sometimes I just can stop playing

[Skywardsgames]

So I'm going out on this one and going to say I play iPhone games on the crapper. I'm proud of it and wanted to start a thread to see how many other people do too. So open your windows and yell it to the world.
This is a best place for playing =) 95% of games from AppStore can be there keep

[WOW_GEE]

I would be careful with that one (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hemorrhoid)

hahaha i almost fell off my chair.

imagine someone getting hemorrhoids because they played too many iphone games on the bowl. hahaha

However, i apologize for my laughter if this has actually happened to someone. Oh, and if it DID happen to anyone, what game were you playing that kept you on there for such a long time? I will not hesitate to download it.

[Donburns99]

Huh? How long does it take you guys to take a crap? I myself wouldn't be able to play a game in under a minute...Welcome to the club, seems we're the only two. :p

[superbad]

Welcome to the club, seems we're the only two. :p

did you ever try playing The Creeps while crapping? It takes you a LOT longer especially if you're on the level with wave 40+ :D:D

[Donburns99]

did you ever try playing The Creeps while crapping? It takes you a LOT longer especially if you're on the level with wave 40+ :D:DNever brought the iDevice in actually, just not worth it for 30-60 seconds of play time. :p

I still feel so left out while reading this thread.

There's an entirely different view of the gaming world I'm missing it seems.

[NotYou]

did you ever try playing The Creeps while crapping? It takes you a LOT longer especially if you're on the level with wave 40+ :D:D

Creeps comes to mind every time I read this thread. I find it's usually best to avoid TD games while doing your business. Try it a couple times and you'll know why.

[Donburns99]

Creeps comes to mind every time I read this thread. I find it's usually best to avoid TD games while doing you business. Try it a couple times and you'll know why.Haha, would be even worse before the update; imagine someone waiting for 500+ waves on endless maps, without any form of fast forward what-so-ever. :D

[schooze]

I would'nt want my ipod to fall in the toliet so I don't.

[cmd2010]

The older I'm getting, the more time I seem spending on the crapper, but then again I'm in no rush ;) / So I've been "logging" quite a bit of time almost on a daily basis with the iTouch.

Usually some relaxing game like Solitaire, Lock 'n' Roll or some online reading seem to improve the overall process.

[Ph4ntom4]

It takes you under a minute to take a crap?

Uh, usually yeah.

I go when I feel my bowels starting to 'push', sit down, squeeze a bit, out it comes, wipe, done.

Sorry for any disgusting mental images xD.

[Seien]

I go when I feel my bowels starting to 'push', sit down, squeeze a bit, out it comes, wipe, done.

Sorry for any disgusting mental images xD.

I am now scarred for life. :(

[Mattman]

Heyy how'd you know ;)

Haha just kidding I prefer to keep my Ipod touch E-Coli Free

[Donburns99]

Haha just kidding I prefer to keep my Ipod touch E-Coli Free
^ This.

I'd wager that those that play in the bathroom also play while eating.

And of course, reasons I've mentioned already.

[taran420]

very disturbing thread

[GatorDeb]

I just make #1 or #2 last as long as the level does :D

I don't eat while using my Touch - don't want to get it dirty. And when I go to the crapper, my hands are clean (we're talking about the one at home here). I pull down, sit down, do the download, make my bladder gladder, put it back in my pocket, wipe, flush, wash my hands, and exit. Another perfect performance :D

[VWXYZ]

Its not much different than people reading on the crapper?

I think the iTouch is a great help on the crapper.

Except... Before I got my iTouch a visit mostly took 5-15 minuts. Now my record is around 1½ hour!

My ass was kinda hurting at that point XD Thats what you get for going Endless Mode in Blue Attack while taking a dump!

[pablo19]

Its not much different than people reading on the crapper?

I think the iTouch is a great help on the crapper.

Except... Before I got my iTouch a visit mostly took 5-15 minuts. Now my record is around 1½ hour!

My ass was kinda hurting at that point XD Thats what you get for going Endless Mode in Blue Attack while taking a dump!

itouch sounds wrong when your in the toilet......just saying

[pablo19]

pablo...stop trying to spread the "ipotch" "gospel". Not many are gonna join you. Most of us are gonna use "iTouch".

Resistance is futile ;)

http://lh6.google.com/Nitro2k/R8aRfQxOi5I/AAAAAAAABHw/VZdBxWmeLJk/s400/resistance-is-futile.jpg

Itouch is just wrong. I wanna hear from someone whose ipotch fell in the toilet.:D

[ibelongintheforums]

pablo...stop trying to spread the "ipotch" "gospel". Not many are gonna join you. Most of us are gonna use "iTouch".

Resistance is futile ;)

dont feel bad pablo, i have many "converts"

btw, pablo

did you know "potch" means to thrust?

and you use the accelrometer to "thrust" your ipotch
(its a stretch i know)

[pablo19]

dont feel bad pablo, i have many "converts"

btw, pablo

did you know "potch" means to thrust?

and you use the accelrometer to "thrust" your ipotch
(its a stretch i know)

nice!!!! :D

[Donburns99]

pablo...stop trying to spread the "ipotch" "gospel". Not many are gonna join you. Most of us are gonna use "iTouch".

Resistance is futile ;)I don't discriminate, I use iDevice, unless I'm referring to only the iPod Touch. :p

[ibelongintheforums]

nice!!!! :D

yea, so ur smarter then u thought u were

oh and no i dont use my IPOTCH (lol) while going to the bathroom but i do bring it in with me, i dont want my IPOTCH(lol again) leaving my hands
pathetic i know

[GatorDeb]

Stop trying to hijack potty humor with species distinctions :p ;)

Back to discussing the motherload!

[On-Core]

Well you guys (and girls) better make sure you don't drop them in the crapper. My friends wife "briefly" dropped her iPhone in the toilet. Acted very strange for a day, but fortunately is working just fine now. BUT what we did find out is that there is a 'moisture' sensor built-in to them. If you shine a light inside the headphone jack it should be white. If the internals got wet, it turns red. So if you try to return it, make sure you paint it white first. ;)

[TheTheory]

There was a guy on the iLounge forums who dropped his iPod touch in the toilet... Said he was leaning over to flush and had the ipod in his shirt pocket

I don't think it ever came back to life

Oh my gosh, this was totally me. I had the sucker all of two days when it happened, too. I was holy-hella furious.

Anyway, despite that I totally use mine on the toilet. Lock 'n' Roll totally makes the experience so much better. Um. I am very, VERY careful though.

[aerolord]

Add me to the list. I thought the toilet is the best place for gaming.. for me at least. Why? Have you guys/girls heard about this PSP game call DJ Max Portable? Yea, I manage to max combo some level 12 in the toilet, then when I came out I could not max even a level 8 in my bed room. >_>

[Donburns99]

Add me to the list. I thought the toilet is the best place for gaming.. for me at least. Why? Have you guys/girls heard about this PSP game call DJ Max Portable? Yea, I manage to max combo some level 12 in the toilet, then when I came out I could not max even a level 8 in my bed room. >_>I remember getting DJ Max for the girlfriend back for Christmas in 2006, great game.

[Adr3naLine]

Let's be honest here, who doesn't play games on the toilet?
The only problem I find is that my parents constantly wonder why I take so long to crap. It also doesn't help that they hear SFX from the bathroom.

[Donburns99]

Let's be honest here, who doesn't play games on the toilet?Me. :p

[IzzyNobre]

I never played any games in the toilet, not with the DS, not the the PSP, certainly not with the iPhone. That's a bit gross to be honest with you. I guess I just don't get THAT into games like you guys do.

[TheTheory]

I never played any games in the toilet, not with the DS, not the the PSP, certainly not with the iPhone. That's a bit gross to be honest with you. I guess I just don't get THAT into games like you guys do.

eh, it's more about being entertained whilst doing something that is otherwise fairly boring. If I don't have ye olde iTouch on me, there is the pile of magazines or a book.

[Crimsonpaw]

I never played any games in the toilet, not with the DS, not the the PSP, certainly not with the iPhone. That's a bit gross to be honest with you. I guess I just don't get THAT into games like you guys do.
You're not wiping your ass with it and hopefully when you do wipe you wash before picking it up again.

I've had my legs go numb from playing Warfare Inc. before and Slotz has helped me pass the deuce time.

[gclife]

It all started with the DS but the touch has increased my time on the crapper by at least four fold. Thank you.

[nuggetsman28]

ok you got me i love messing around with ifart!!!!

[butters]

Is there anything better than taking a dump while defending Towers (games interchangeable)? ;)

[WOW_GEE]

Let's be honest here, who doesn't play games on the toilet?
The only problem I find is that my parents constantly wonder why I take so long to crap. It also doesn't help that they hear SFX from the bathroom.

hahaha thats hilarious
I think the same thing when i play iphone games on the crapper; i'm like "oh man do they hear the game sounds?"

[brewstermax]

Wow. Am I the only one that doesn't even take the thing into the bathroom? Think about what is on your iPhone after that. Think about it, and you'd never take it into the bathroom. I bet you don't wash your hands when you have your iPhone with you.

[Freegoo]

Wow. Am I the only one that doesn't even take the thing into the bathroom? Think about what is on your iPhone after that. Think about it, and you'd never take it into the bathroom. I bet you don't wash your hands when you have your iPhone with you.

Well unless your wiping it on the toilet, floor around it, or other (ahem) delicate areas... it's probably not that bad. I hope so anyway! :) Be more concerned with the door handle on your way out of a public restroom.... yuck!

[pablo19]

Well unless your wiping it on the toilet, floor around it, or other (ahem) delicate areas... it's probably not that bad. I hope so anyway! :) Be more concerned with the door handle on your way out of a public restroom.... yuck!

I guess....As long as people don't...use the vibrator app??

[Donburns99]

Wow. Am I the only one that doesn't even take the thing into the bathroom? Think about what is on your iPhone after that. Think about it, and you'd never take it into the bathroom. I bet you don't wash your hands when you have your iPhone with you.Too true. :p


Well unless your wiping it on the toilet, floor around it, or other (ahem) delicate areas... it's probably not that bad. I hope so anyway! :) Be more concerned with the door handle on your way out of a public restroom.... yuck!You don't have to be that bad to get your iDevice contaminated; really there isn't much you can do anyway, even if you don't bring it into the bathroom.

You'd be surprised how much fecal matter has been found around bathrooms (especially public ones). I forget where I read it, but it's like a 50 foot radius of any restroom is absolutely covered in the stuff. It goes further than that radius, but within the radius the levels are astounding. This is not just inside the bathroom, I mean the areas outside. So in the end, it's not that big of a deal even if you bring it in, as your screwed anyway, but don't think that just because you don't wipe it certain places that it's fine. ;)

[Kita]

I think it's a premium game section from a business standpoint, because there are so many people out there who will buy even 20 dollar games on impulse because it's so easy to do. I'm probably going to pass on buying these games myself though. I impulse buy way to many apps and I only really use my 2-3 productivity apps on a regular basis.

[Donburns99]

I think it's a premium game section from a business standpoint, because there are so many people out there who will buy even 20 dollar games on impulse because it's so easy to do. I'm probably going to pass on buying these games myself though. I impulse buy way to many apps and I only really use my 2-3 productivity apps on a regular basis.This is the poop thread, not the premium application thread, you should've taken that left turn at Albuquerque.

[ibelongintheforums]

This is the poop thread, not the premium application thread, you should've taken that left turn at Albuquerque.

Those words shud NEVER be used in the same sentence.

[ChrisH]

Been doing it for years! Started with the Game Gear then Atari Lynx followed by Neo Geo Pocket. I keep an NGP in the downstairs loo just in case I get caught short without my iTouch in my pocket :) It's a shame that Safari browser doesn't use flash player 'cos then I could watch TV news whilst dumping ;)

[DannyV]

It's official, my best gaming is done in the bathroom. While I was out and about I was trying to beat the last boss in Castle of Magic and couldn't, but then I went to the bathroom and I BEAT IT! Just awesome, lol.

Edit: Great game by the way, if any one of you hasn't bought it yet, go for it, you won't be sorry.

[THE STUD]

Everyone plays games whilst doing the do...Top games for me at the mo whilst on my throne are Baseball Slugger and X2 Football...

Gets hard sometimes concentrating on the two at once and my gf always moans that i'm on my throne for up to half hour sometimes...It isn't cos of the do it's cos i'm playing the before mentioned games :D

[Grumps]

The Sims 3 in the crapper! a new substituted to my .Inc mag.

[doodles]

Thanks to the new oleophobic screen coating on the 3GS, I have no worries playing in there.

[Moonmist]

To all you people saying its disgusting, whats the difference?

If you play while you are pooping and then put it in your pocket and wash your hands there is absolutely no difference than not bringing it in or keeping it in your pocket.

If you don't wash your hands either way you will touch it again with dirty hands, and if you do then anything else you touch in the bathroom will make them dirty again so when you touch it again, regardless of while in the bathroom or as soon as you leave the bathroom its the same thing once again.

The ONLY thing that is difference is the chance of dropping it in the toilet. That is the only thing that is even remotely different.

[MrDark]

I'm not alone ;)

[Devilishly Good]

It's definitely a good place to get some quality iphone gaming time in.

[le'deuche123]

I love me some duce game time!! It's actually become my morning ritual. Get to work at 8, have cup of coffee, get rumbling sound in stomach, and then I'm off! Like clock work. It's usually a good ten minutes before I emerge the victor!

[ajd90]

Thanks to the iphone it's not now uncommon for me to spend an hour on the crapper :D Best hour in the day ;)

[TheBrianPerryProject]

Playing iPhone games on the toilet has become custom to me :p

[Uhgii]

I thought this is what the iPhone was for. :rolleyes:

The crapper eats up (oh, the ways this could be misconstrued) some valuable time - may as well make the best of it.

[qasim]

Am i the only normal one who doesn't crap with his iphone or ipod?

[le'deuche123]

Am i the only normal one who doesn't crap with his iphone or ipod?

Yep. And now I don't want to be your friend.....weirdo!

[o.o]

Am i the only normal one who doesn't crap with his iphone or ipod?

Phew, I'm not alone =D

Perhaps I would if I brought my iPod into the toilet with me, but I tend not to.

[Grumps]

Thanks to the iphone it's not now uncommon for me to spend an hour on the crapper :D Best hour in the day ;)

Damn that is some serious crapping session or just didn't have the time to wipe? LOL!

[GodSon]

I'd be a lie if I told you I didn't!!! :D

[MojoArcanus]

Apple should officially change the name of the iPhone\iPod Touch to....drumroll please......

The iPoop

[Ravenblack]

I don't have constipation, so I don't stay on the crapper long enough to play a game. And I don't like the smell of crap, so I don't want to linger there just to play a game.

[Uhgii]

I don't have constipation, so I don't stay on the crapper long enough to play a game. And I don't like the smell of crap, so I don't want to linger there just to play a game.

It's not like we're hooking up a HDTV and surround sound, and getting an Xbox 360 up and running. Pulling out your phone and playing a game of solitaire or a short word game isn't exactly "lingering" - and finishing in the bathroom before you could fit in a 2-minute game of Latkin is borderline legendary. I'd check in with a doctor to make sure you don't have any other (useless) superpowers. ;)

[bware218]

Ok I'll jump on the bandwagon as well I guess. This feels like a confessional. So it's gotten to the point where I've mentally set in my mind that I'm going to take 15 mins every 3 hrs at work to sit on the toilet download a new game and try it out while I sit there.

My job isn't anywhere near as exciting as downloading a new app and taking it for a spin. And the fact that I'm on the toilet while I'm doing it makes me feel strangely green and efficient (since I'm investing my time and not wasting it).

Dude, seriously iTG (iPhone Toilet Gaming) has been the greatest thing since sliced bread thus far (except when I get too excited and people hear me making noise in my little area . . . lol)

Long live TOILET GAMING!!!

[Devilishly Good]

...and toilet gaming at work is another reason devs need to make sure their apps respect the iphone's mute button...

[le'deuche123]

I'm doing it right now!!:)

[looman9635]

Thank god I'm not alone.

[NotYou]

Don't ever play Mecho Wars on the toilet. Your legs will miss out on some much needed blood circulation.

[Ajg3]

Thank god I'm not alone.

Lol...

[asianness]

Who doesn't toilet game?

It's the only way to go! (pun)

Get it?

[Artfoundry]

I have a pretty good system going, if my legs fall asleep I know that I have been on the toilet for too long. The two main culprits are Fieldrunners and Pathways.

-DP

ROFL - I SO do that! Damn toilets, always making my feet go numb...

[Fluffeh]

O_O Wow. Remind me to never touch someone else's iPhone.

[AaronAMV]

:D..

[RealRuler]

So... I know I'm not the only one who plays my iPhone in the bathroom. I mean, don't get me wrong. I won't go in the bathroom just to play games. But if my iPhone is on me while nature calls, best believe a quick game of Drop7 or Peggle will take place.

P.S. This is only during a #2. I haven't gamed while #1 nor do I intend to try. :p

[vicente.ramirezch]

Love playing Orbital in the bathroom... So relaxin'... Lol

[SpaceJunk]

My iPhone does not go in the bathroom ever. I don't want feces particles on it.

[The Bat Outta Hell]

There was a guy on the iLounge forums who dropped his iPod touch in the toilet... Said he was leaning over to flush and had the ipod in his shirt pocket

I don't think it ever came back to life

That's EXACTLY what happened to me.

[c0re]

Haha yeah, I'm one of yours too.


And I guess that iPhone created a new genre of Casual gaming :

The Toilet gaming.


Now for some real secret, who can sometimes go to toilets just to play on iPhone ?

I am one of those too.

[Chronical]

I play PSP and iPhone games on the toilet :P

[ArtNJ]

Now for some real secret, who can sometimes go to toilets just to play on iPhone ?

At work or at home? Er, NM, either way its not safe to answer.

[The_Running_Man]

My iPhone does not go in the bathroom ever. I don't want feces particles on it.

Same reason I don't do it.

[Tarcin]

i kill zombies on the crapperoo

[le'deuche123]

Haha yeah, I'm one of yours too.


And I guess that iPhone created a new genre of Casual gaming :

The Toilet gaming.


Now for some real secret, who can sometimes go to toilets just to play on iPhone ?

I am one of those too.

That would be me! Often times I go by the assumption that, maybe I'll have to poop when I get there.

[TheBeastlyNinja]

are we so addicted to playing iphone games that we play them while doing our business...

Yes
Yes we are! :D

[drelbs]

Not that anyone here wanted to know, but I tend to play Str8ts on the john... ;)

[Danzach]

I will proudly admit, that I not only play games on the toilet, but I am posting this right now on the toilet.

OMG thank goodness I had already left the toilet when I read this, or I might have dropped mine in!!!!

[ShadowsFall]

the iphone has revolutionized pooping

Yes it has... Though I never thought about playing the iPod Touch in the bathroom... Kinda akward haha!

[Camzy]

I'll admit I do.

I try to play the games with 1 hand. My favourites on the toilet are match 3. Azkend, Chop Sushi and a few others are really good toilet plays. Just don't play games that require the accelerometer!

[Michelangelo]

Unfortunately, I must add my name to this list

[Devilishly Good]

I'll admit I do.

I try to play the games with 1 hand. My favourites on the toilet are match 3. Azkend, Chop Sushi and a few others are really good toilet plays. Just don't play games that require the accelerometer!

add orbital to that list then...very easy to play one handed

[sticktron]

I look forward to crapping at work so I can hide out in the washroom playing games.

[Winterymix]

I have literally almost crapped myself while searching the house for my iPhone because I cannot bear the thought of defecating & not simultaniously playing a couple rounds of Galcon or Baseball Slugger. My wife just stares at me in obvious awe & disgust.

[ta11on]

So I'm going out on this one and going to say I play iPhone games on the crapper. I'm proud of it and wanted to start a thread to see how many other people do too. So open your windows and yell it to the world.

:eek: How did you know?!? I also watch Podcasts and youtube vids... did you know that?... !HOW!?!

[spamboy]

Man I just saw this thread while on the toilet and I am replying to it from my toilet.

Ahhhh... That was a big one! ;)

[Benegesserit]

who needs fart apps when you're on the john

[dommur]

i usually play minigore, or a quick race in real racing while i do my business lol

[gnetro]

I play Hysteria to help me easily {poop}

[le'deuche123]

I gotta agree with another poster, Oribital is so relaxing to poop to. Other favorites are GI joyride, Mr. Ahhh, and samurai. Nothing too serious.

[Masmo]

I gotta agree with another poster, Oribital is so relaxing to poop to. Other favorites are GI joyride, Mr. Ahhh, and samurai. Nothing too serious.

Lol, I bet you go 'Aaahhh' after taking a relieving dump :D

[le'deuche123]

Lol, I bet you go 'Aaahhh' after taking a relieving dump :D

Actually it's more like a content sigh:) But I like where your taking it;)

[c0re]

This thread is epic.

[yourofl10]

Ad me to the list, I play games on the on the toilet and I;m proud of it :D :)

[imadqamar]

"Don't feel like pooping? There's an App for that"

(Apple's new advertising campaign :P)

[McCurry]

I once took a 30 min poop not cuz I had to, cuz I will playing Civ Rev

[DirkRugged]

My pooping time has increased exponentially since getting my iPhone. I usually get off once my legs go numb.

[Devilishly Good]

My pooping time has increased exponentially since getting my iPhone. I usually get off once my legs go numb.

rofl, guilty of the same :p

[atommo]

Great... now there will be a new medical condition nicknamed 'iHemmorhoids', for the prolonged use of toilets.

[DirkRugged]

Great... now there will be a new medical condition nicknamed 'iHemmorhoids', for the prolonged use of toilets.

actually it would probably be the opposite, because you are taking your time with a dump. No need in rushing trough a poop when you have another 6 waves in Knights Onrush.:D

[sticktron]

rofl, guilty of the same :p

lol, just shakin' off some leg numbness right now...

[Diablohead]

lol, just shakin' off some leg numbness right now...
lol I know the feeling.

[schplurg]

Same here man. I'm a better gamer when I'm on the toilet

And I'm better on the toilet when I'm gamin'!!!

Just tried a new (or not new I dunno) game "in there"...memovator. Maybe I'll do a "Review From The Crapper" series.

[ixBilalxi]

I hate it when i forgot to bring my iphone to the toilet. Sometimes i have sneaked out to grab it quick haha.

Toilet iphone use is a must for me since when i got my first iphone 2g on the 2007 release day. And i havent yet gotten close to dropping it in there either.

[JCDenton]

There is obviously an active toilet-gaming community, and it looks like tower defense and match-3 casual games are a frequent choice, while accelerometer and tilt-control games seem a little difficult under the circumstances. Developers take notice.

Here's a list of all games mentioned in this thread (currently available in the App Store) that were suggested to pass time in the bathroom:

Aqua Moto Racing
Azkend
Blue Attack
Bubble Bash
Castle of Magic
Chess With Friends
Chop Sushi
Civilization Revolution
Crazy Snowboard
The Creeps
iDracula
Drop7
Edge
Eliss
Fastlane Street Racing
Fieldrunners
Fuzzle
Galaxy On Fire
Galcon
GI Joyride
Hero of Sparta
Hysteria
Knights Onrush
Let's Golf
Mecho Wars
Minigore
MotionX Poker
Mr. Ahhh
Orbital
Papi Jump
Parallel Kingdom
Pathways
Payback
Peggle
Poker Live
Pooper Scooper
Real Racing
Rescue Angels
Samurai: Way of The Warrior
Scoops
Sentinel
The Sims 3
SlotZ Racer
Snail Mail
Solitaire City
Space Ninja
Str8ts
Sway
TanZen
Tatomic
Texas Hold'em
Textropolis
Warfare Incorporated
Wolfenstein 3D
Wordsworth
Wurdle
X2 Football
Zombieville USA

And I'll add a few:

Bejeweled 2
Big Top 10
Bookworm
Durak
Flight Control
Flood-it!
Flyloop
iso
just fillin'
Kraut
LineUp
Match3D
Meteor Blitz
Spider
Toobz
Word Warp

And, yes, my legs have also gone numb before.

[drelbs]

Since my last post here I've also played iDrop Dead: Flower Edition, Str8ts 6x6 and Parallel Kingdom: Age of Gathering while dropping friends off at the pool. ;)

[Cask]

Since my last post here I've also played iDrop Dead: Flower Edition, Str8ts 6x6 and Parallel Kingdom: Age of Gathering while dropping friends off at the pool. ;)

At the crapper right now! Normally my 3GS is with me here, but this time was laptop's turn. I play most iPhone games on the crapper, it really has replaced magazines hehehe. I had been playing a lot of MC: Sandstrom, but after finishing it several times I am now on to Doom Classic. At least with this one I can interrupt before I finish given level, while in MC I had to play through all of it. Good Stuff!

[drelbs]

I play most iPhone games on the crapper, it really has replaced magazines hehehe.

Who needs magazines when you've got Stanza and/or the web? :)

[drelbs]

An interesting related article (http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/10/20/mobile_etiquette/) from The Register...

[spidey146]

not only do i play on the crapper, i play in the shower (plastic ziploc bags FTW)

[Cask]

not only do i play on the crapper, i play in the shower (plastic ziploc bags FTW)

Wow, I wouldn't risk doing that!

[spidey146]

Wow, I wouldn't risk doing that!

i have a big shower so it hardly gets wet

[Gilby3000]

Since my last post here I've also played iDrop Dead: Flower Edition, Str8ts 6x6 and Parallel Kingdom: Age of Gathering while dropping friends off at the pool. ;)

Great to hear you're playing Parallel Kingdom - wherever it is that you play ;)

How do you like the game so far?

Good Luck in the Scroll Hunt!

[Darkjuarez]

It's time for me to stop hiding, I'm a proud member of ta to crap and play iPhone games, I mostly play eliminate when I crap. Each time I kill someone, I get excited and crap some more lol

[iPhoneGlobs]

I'd be honored if someone would take a crap while playing my crApp Bastion.
Here are a few promo codes to wipe with:

PYAYNFKL4MNJ
7XX6J7FTXX6R
A467EYWM7MAR

Please post feedback to the Bastion thread!

[AaronAMV]

I just played Chase The Dot... I wanted to kill someone.

[loves2spoon]

when i drop the kids off at the pool my prefered game is minigore. lol

[MuFFz]

Everytime I need to go to the toilet I bring my iPod in with me. Great time killer hahha.

[debtOFskittles]

guilty

[mrcc]

guilty is it just me or is taking a crap alot more fun now

[loves2spoon]

guilty is it just me or is taking a crap alot more fun now

Your preaching to the choir my friend! lol

[Chalkers123]

I will admit I play games while I curl one out! Makes me stay sat down long after I finish at times. It's much harder to wipe the winnets off, when they have been airdried cos my game took too long!

[Artfoundry]

I'd be honored if someone would take a crap while playing my crApp Bastion.
Here are a few promo codes to wipe with:

PYAYNFKL4MNJ
7XX6J7FTXX6R
A467EYWM7MAR

Please post feedback to the Bastion thread!

Cool - was interested in trying this game. Got PYAYNFKL4MNJ.
Can't promise I'll be trying it on the seat though... :p

[cambookpro]

I play Ronnie Snooker a lot on the seat...

[Dylan1696]

I will admit I play games while I curl one out! Makes me stay sat down long after I finish at times. It's much harder to wipe the winnets off, when they have been airdried cos my game took too long!

Well put! However, disgusting visual. ++#2 for you!!

[swishinj]

Cool - was interested in trying this game. Got PYAYNFKL4MNJ.
Can't promise I'll be trying it on the seat though... :p

yay I got code thanks!

[drelbs]

And to revive the thread, Dungeon Raid is a great game to play on the crapper. ;)

[userfume]

Playing sf4 on the toilet makes the brownies come out quicker :)

[Creepshow]

And to revive the thread, Dungeon Raid is a great game to play on the crapper. ;)
+1!!! This is my crapper game of choice! No joke!

[DarwinAce]

omg who doesn't?

i would forget to reload toilet paper, or maybe the towel before the shower, but i will NEVER forget my iphone.

[michery]

Playing sf4 on the toilet makes the brownies come out quicker :)

Rofl!:D:D:D

[Fruit Roll]

[Originally Posted by userfume View Post
Playing sf4 on the toilet makes the brownies come out quicker]


sick, sick and sick!

I never do this in case it falls...