Sup Bitches? cs.one insult contest

[se7en]

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I was thinking the other day that I need more insults in the game. Everyone just loved the first one ; ) so I thought why don't you guys help me write them!

You have to think like a cheesy little IT chump who has a god complex like the dude in hackers : ) He's really a hacker gone over to the security consultant side. I just used stuff that I thought was funny from playing shooters on XBox LIVE and/or stuff that fits the Nueromancer type theme. They also need to be short because they only come up for like 0.5 seconds.

After a week I will put up a vote thread of all of the best ones and 4 to 12 of them will make it into the final game. So give me your best insults! Oh and I guess I should mention they have to be at least moderately clean. Well not clean exactly, just not over the top : )

se7en

[Rocketman919]

you suck.
U iz teh sux.
Oh I'm sorry, were you playing, or did I just beat your grandma?
Damn your dumb

Well, that's all I got. They are terrible. I guess I'm just not in an insulting mood right now, check back later.

[ibelongintheforums]

Here's one for me
ibelonginacanofspam

Seriously though
Your a idiotic liar

[arn]

"all your base are belong to us"

[Crowing]

You kiss your mother with that mouth?
You need deoterant, your game STINKS
Wear a collar, you just got dogged!!
Seriously, PRACTICE!!!
Your grandma just turned over in her grave!
Just walk away...
You almost froze the game!

hahaha i was bored..

[snow_mani]

iD10t

(It's the old ID ten T error! - it stands for the "idiot" error and means the user is an idiot! :D Used when there is no error other than the user not having a f'n clue...)

[Rocketman919]

Get to the Choppa!

[Haephestos]

Epic PHAIL!

[Crypton]

DAU - (OK, that's german for Dümmster anzumehmender User - dumbest assumable user)

[indyraider4]

no one likes you.

you belong in a dumpster.

[indyraider4]

I am going to hire a necrophiliac for you when you die.

necrophiliac definition (http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&client=safari&rls=en-us&q=define%3Anecrophiliac&btnG=Search)

[yourofl10]

Fr00b
You suck that bad?!?!??!?
Get a f**ken life. (apple will disallow that one I bet)
NOOb
Butt head
Moron
Sh*t head

That's what I got.
I have a dirty mouth:eek:


:p

[The Game Reaper]

Well if you want some IT insults there's: Oh it's just a RTFM problem(read the f*cking manual)

And: It's a problem with the eighth layer of networking. (eighth layer= you.)

Is there a picture of a fruit on it?

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

[le'deuche123]

Fail!!!

[se7en]

Haha nice. Keep it up!

Arn - the original game over slate used to say "All your skill are weak" and people thought that I didn't take the time to check my grammar.... hahaha. I laughed about that for dayz!!

They are all great so far but Epic PHAIL! is my personally favorite. ID 10 T was a good old school saying. I actually said it on a conference call to a room full of clients when one of them was being an ahole, haha. Its great to work into a sentence when they don't have the vaguest idea of what you are talking about.

I am also very partial to "no one likes you" hahahaha, nice.

[le'deuche123]

Haha nice. Keep it up!

Arn - the original game over slate used to say "All your skill are weak" and people thought that I didn't take the time to check my grammar.... hahaha. I laughed about that for dayz!!

They are all great so far but Epic PHAIL! is my personally favorite. ID 10 T was a good old school saying. I actually said it on a conference call to a room full of clients when one of them was being an ahole, haha. Its great to work into a sentence when they don't have the vaguest idea of what you are talking about.

I am also very partial to "no one likes you" hahahaha, nice.

Come get some. Duke reference.

EDIT: may sound cooler with just: Get sum!!

[blakespot]

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of Elderberries.



blakespot

[The Game Reaper]

Your father was a test tube.

[pablo19]

iD10t

(It's the old ID ten T error! - it stands for the "idiot" error and means the user is an idiot! :D Used when there is no error other than the user not having a f'n clue...)

clever clever clever...copy/paste copy/paste copy/paste

[le'deuche123]

Purged!

That's the best I can do. The geek in me is so weak....so very weak.

[1337brian]

Seriously out of 3 million sperm you were the fastest/strongest? Your a pathectic waste of life..... GO DIE. Asshole.

:p:D;)

[le'deuche123]

Seriously out of 3 million sperm you were the fastest/strongest? Your a pathectic waste of life..... GO DIE. Asshole.

:p:D;)

Jeez I know mine wasn't funny but don't you think that's a little harsh?

[anduril_ukr]

it would suck if you were a clock, cuz then to check the time, we'd have to look at your face!

[Fazzy]

Ladies and Gentlemen, we have history here, the worst player EVER.

AND

You fail n00b.

AND

My mom can play better than this!

AND

You play like you got eaten by a cat and crapped out and then got eaten by a dog and got thrown up and were flushed down a toilet and grew up in the sewers!

AND

You suck.

Yeah.

[CDubby94]

Dickhead.

What a faggot.

Did your boyfriend just break up with you cuz your acting really gay.

Get a life, f*ckface.

How stupid are you?

I feel bad for your parents.

[DHrox]

*Bitchslap* Hahaha! U fail!

[coconutbowling]

All your insults are crap. I don't want to stoop to you guys's level.

[Big Albie]

I actually stumbled onto this thread, and thought a noob started another one of those "what should I buy" threads. :p

On that note, how about "You're such a noob!" (trying to keep it clean)

That's all I got.

Btw, did you know this was a test by Arn? Everyone who cursed will either get an infraction or be banned. :eek: j/k

[indyraider4]

You suck like a vacuum cleaner.

You suck like a prostitute

[spamboy]

There goes your girlfriend.

Yeah, I know, it's not that good, but im not really in an insulting mood. I remember one from Meet the Spartans though (Arn don't ban me please)
"Your momma's titties are smaller than yours!"

EDIT: OOH I GOT ONE! Show a lolcat and say "Lolcat iz teh win" :p

[CDubby94]

If your male genetalia was an iPod, it'd be a Shuffle.

[Coral]

here we go, these aren't exactly insults:
wow...
LOL
Are You Still There?
Want a Band-aid?
Dumb Klutz


Wow, I feel really stupid now. haha.

[anduril_ukr]

If your male genetalia was an iPod, it'd be a Shuffle.

thats from The Office.

[CDubby94]

thats from The Office.

Hahaha I know I had to use it!

[The Game Reaper]

This one's really nasty. I owned your ass like I owned your mother's.

My dog can can play better then you, and he doesn't have diposable thumbs.

[ezone]

"all your base are belong to us"

That HAS to be in there!

[Fazzy]

This one's really nasty. I owned your ass like I owned your mother's.

My dog can can play better then you, and he doesn't have diposable thumbs.

Humans don't have disposable thumbs either. Nothing has disposable thumbs. No living species can naturally just dispose of their primary digit. No throwing away of body parts.

[indyraider4]

Humans don't have disposable thumbs either. Nothing has disposable thumbs. No living species can naturally just dispose of their primary digit. No throwing away of body parts.
roflmao!!!!!! I thought the same thing, but you said it so much better!!!!

[The Game Reaper]

It's diposable, not disposable!
Diposable thumbs are our thumbs. The only other living thing that ghave aswell are primates. So ha phail!

[le'deuche123]

It's diposable, not disposable!
Diposable thumbs are our thumbs. The only other living thing that ghave aswell are primates. So ha phail!

Whoa!! sorry but the word your looking for is opposable thumbs...so unfortunately my friend...it is you who FAIL!

[Kyoshin]

kiddo's...

[se7en]

haha - great stuff so far. Remember keep them short - like 3 words kinda short. The long insults just won't be readable.

I am wondering if I can put an "explicit" tag on the app - like in the music store, there are always explicit and clean versions. I never by the clean version, does anyone?

[le'deuche123]

haha - great stuff so far. Remember keep them short - like 3 words kinda short. The long insults just won't be readable.

I am wondering if I can put an "explicit" tag on the app - like in the music store, there are always explicit and clean versions. I never by the clean version, does anyone?

No the clean versions are for babies and Mormons. However most of the "explicit" posts are retarded. Please don't put any of them in the game.

[Hodapp]

Your momma is so fat she contracted diabetes due to complications of obesity and then developed eye problems because she was too lazy to manage her blood sugar.

Roasted.

[nuggetsman28]

the game must be a bus rider...because its taking you to school!!!:eek:

[le'deuche123]

Ur skillz r weak!

[DHrox]

Your momma is so fat she contracted diabetes due to complications of obesity and then developed eye problems because she was too lazy to manage her blood sugar.

Roasted.

So long it made me laugh.:p

[Hodapp]

Your mother is so fat because she eats loads of candy which also contributes to her tooth decay and gum disease.

[le'deuche123]

Corrupt file quarantined.....and deleted.

[IAmAlive]

Either
a) Suck IT!
b) Suck THIS!
or an all time classic
c) DEES NUUUUTS!

[brewstermax]

Either
a) Suck IT!
b) Suck THIS!
or an all time classic
c) DEES NUUUUTS!

It's dez nuts. Not dees. And always, the "it's long and hard"

That's what she said.

[indyraider4]

It's diposable, not disposable!
Diposable thumbs are our thumbs. The only other living thing that ghave aswell are primates. So ha phail!
diposable isn't a word and if you looked at the roots it would mean di (two) pos (place) so it would me able to be put in two places. I am a linguist and am also sorry that you FAIL! so often. Maybe you should get this: Link (http://www.amazon.com/Better-Spelling-Minutes-Day-Intermediate/dp/0761524304/ref=pd_bbs_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1239149791&sr=8-1)

[GatorDeb]

You're so old, when G-d created light, you said "'Bout Time!"

[anonymous]

Raped!
and
Why me?

[Kamazar]

diposable isn't a word and if you looked at the roots it would mean di (two) pos (place) so it would me able to be put in two places. I am a linguist and am also sorry that you FAIL! so often. Maybe you should get this: Link (http://www.amazon.com/Better-Spelling-Minutes-Day-Intermediate/dp/0761524304/ref=pd_bbs_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1239149791&sr=8-1)

What the heck...? Opposable!!! As a linguist you should've caught that. ... you probably did?

[se7en]

Thanks for all of the ummm, hard work, haha! These are great. Well, most of them are great. Some of you guys really need to work on your insults : p

I took the ones that fit the best and put up a vote thread (http://forums.toucharcade.com/showthread.php?t=10078). It will run until Friday.

Check it.