Welcome to die!

[kijib]

THE TOUCH ARCADE THEME SONG!

UNtv5RQ0iDY

[Hodapp]

I will roll a d8, whatever number it lands on will be which moderator function I will use on this thread in numerical order from the top.

[Hodapp]

Fortune shines upon you on this day.

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2687/4310673080_188ddc92c0_o.jpg

[kijib]

Fortune shines upon you on this day.

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2687/4310673080_188ddc92c0_o.jpg

thanks man!
how long will this last?

[Will090]

Fortune shines upon you on this day.

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2687/4310673080_188ddc92c0_o.jpg

Sweet Mouse Pad

[songbird]

LOL! cool dice

[da shiz wiz 19]

Hahahahah best beginning to a thread ever lmfaorofllol

[RttaM]

http://dekingdom.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/facepalm.jpg

[The prez 12521]

@Hodapp thats genius, i was just about to post in here when you closed it :D

[AaronAMV]

i just laughed so ****ing hard

[Ddyracer123]

Father where's my bottle?

[CDubby94]

I'm gonna stab someone if this stays stickied for more than 5 minutes.

[CaptainAwesome]

And now we know why kijib's stayed in the forums this long... He keeps getting the lucky rolls.

[RttaM]

http://dekingdom.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/400_cheese-cheddar-wedge.jpg?w=400&h=338

[Will090]

And now we know why kijib's stayed in the forums this long... He keeps getting the lucky rolls.

We need to convince him to play Russian Roulette

[AaronAMV]

http://dekingdom.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/400_cheese-cheddar-wedge.jpg?w=400&h=338

cheese

[Hodapp]

thanks man!
how long will this last?

More than 5 minutes, that's for sure!

[kijib]

Father where's my bottle?

here you go my son
i heated it for you
http://www.thestandard.org.nz/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/milk-bottle.jpg



story time is near!

[da shiz wiz 19]

More than 5 minutes, that's for sure!
Keep it forever to showcase the stupidity of the lounge

[AaronAMV]

hodapp is my hero in this thread

[Will090]

story time is near!


Oh Joy! Allow me to go put my footy pajamas on and get a warm bottle of milk!

[kijib]

more than 5 minutes, that's for sure!

:d!
!

[Ddyracer123]

here you go my son
i heated it for you
http://www.thestandard.org.nz/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/milk-bottle.jpg



story time is near!
I love you!

[The prez 12521]

Tell the story now!!!

[RttaM]

http://doublebassblog.org/images/posts/Bugs-Bunny.jpg

^
THAT THE STORY

IS THIS THREAD CLOSED YET? SERIOUSLY!

[Will090]

http://doublebassblog.org/images/posts/Bugs-Bunny.jpg

IS THIS THREAD CLOSED YET? SERIOUSLY!

This thread is so awesome it has been stickied

[kijib]

story is coming no one post for a few minutes!!!!!!

[CDubby94]

More than 5 minutes, that's for sure!

http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs22/f/2008/004/f/9/Bloody_Knife_by_DFreest.jpg

[AaronAMV]

i hope you're stabbing yourself, CDubby

[Ddyracer123]

I want a bigger fire:(

[RttaM]

THIS THREAD IS LIKE THE IPAD, A COMPLETE AND UTTER WASTE OF TIME AND SPACE!!

http://media.nscdn.com/uploads/cache/images/1245295881-792533-343x268-1245295829fuuuuu.jpg

[kijib]

Rice and Water

My world has been shattered. My life feels empty. I no longer have a soul; my morals are dead to me. Just days ago, I killed someone.

As if I had a choice! I never chose to be a part of this! I did not yearn for more than I needed. I did not choose to fight a war fueled by greed. Our leader, King Volsey, he tricked us, and doomed us all. Our planet used to be such a glorious place, a world which was half land and half water. Everyone was happy. How things have changed.

My race, the Abku, live in the water and we thrive in underwater cities. Our neighbors, the Doku, live on land. For as long as anyone can remember, the Abku and Doku have had a way of life that benefited both races. We both eat rice. And rice is the only food that we need to live, perhaps an adaptation both races had experienced after all other life, be it plant or animal, went extinct. It only rains on our side of the planet, and rice can only be planted on the fertile soil of the Doku’s land. Thus the Abku and Doku need one another. We give the Doku’s our water, they grow the rice.

But now, we are at war with one another, all because King Volsey wanted to rule the whole of the planet and be the Supreme Ruler. He led us to believe the Abku were planning to attack us, so we were rushed into battle before we could come to our senses. It was only then I realized how flawed our society was. Since the day we were born, my fellow Abku and I have let our “superiors” make all the decisions for us. How naïve we were, thinking that someone else maneuvering our lifestyles was ideal. Thanks to this war, at least I am free now. I shudder just thinking of how I used to be, living every day without really living. We would like to believe we were given false information from King Volsey, but the truth is that we willingly marched off to battle, being so used to taking orders. We let this happen, I let this happen.

At first King Adran, leader of the Doku, sought for an end to the violence, but the war soon opened his eyes that the Doku were more advanced than the Abku, and that he could easily do away with King Volsey and be Supreme Ruler himself. And so it became both our leaders succumbed to the temptations of greed. King Adran’s people are fighting for revenge, but they do not realize King Adran will not stop fighting until he controls the entire planet. I know nothing good can come from such greed. I killed a man…
“Cinsy! Cinsy! What are you doing?! We have to get ready! Hurry! A scout says a small army of Doku is headed this way! We must shoot them down before they get to close to the fort! Grab your bow! Toss that silly book of yours aside!”
“No Jip,” I said. “We must not fight; we have to convince the Doku we no longer wish to continue this war!”
“Don’t be so foolish, the Doku want revenge. We’ve already invaded their lands and burned their villages. It was wrong of us, but it can’t be helped. Now hurry!”
I grabbed my bow and followed my squad leader up one of the archery towers. But I did not wish to fight.
“Look at that!” marveled Jip. “They must be mad! Their army is only slightly larger than ours and they know it! With no obvious victor, this will surely be a bloodbath. I must go organize the swordsmen.”
“Prepare your bows! Prepare your arrows! They’re almost within range!” shrieked the Officer.
I did as I was told, but suddenly stopped and looked around me. I noticed all the other archers had been paralyzed with fear. How ironic it was that the only archer who was actually prepared to release his arrow was the one who was most against the violence. “What are you waiting for, you twit?!” the Officer asked. “Fire!”
I found myself obeying him, raising my bow above the ledge of the fort and finally letting my arrow fly. I watched as it gauged a Doku in the eye, causing him to stumble and be trampled by the soldiers running behind him. I’ve killed two now. Curse this habit! I am an individual! I will no longer obey anyone other than myself!
“Fire another! Quick!”
Instinctively, I drew my bow.
“Now!”
I fired.
“Another! Again! Again! Faster!”
I was swept away by the officer’s voice. I did the opposite of what I had planned, of what I wanted. I fought against my will, yet I killed willingly. By the end of that day I had lost count of how many men I had slain.
“Why am I doing this?” I asked myself. “Why?” I tossed and turned in my sleep.
Because it is your duty. King Volsey says it is the right thing to do. Listen to him, he is your superior. Listen to your superiors; you can’t possibly make such a decision for yourself. Listen and follow, that is what you must do. I was awoken by a rough shake. I gazed up to see Jip; I must have been talking in my sleep. He nodded his head and laid down on his cot beside mine.
“What are we fighting for, Jip? What does King Volsey need that is worth such violence?”
“King Volsey wanted to protect us. The Doku were planning an attack….” Jip seemed unsure of himself.
“You know just as well as I that this is not what the war is all about!” I struggled to contain my voice. “He wants more land! He’s unsatisfied there’s another king besides him. He wants control of all the planet’s rice and water. What good is rice and water when they are caked in blood? Let us flee from here! How much blood do you want on your hands? How much longer can we live off of our reserves of rice before we run out? We must flee!”
“No,” mumbled Jip. “Go to sleep, don’t ask such things of me. Go talk to the Officer, he’ll know what to do.”
“No. No he won’t…. everyone here is mindless and idiotic. Including me…” I broke into sobs; Jip was already snoring. I never heard of someone crying themselves to sleep.
“EARTHQUAKE! Earthquake!”
I was awoken to the sound of sirens and shouts. What loud noise they made! The fort was trembling. I wanted to bury myself under my cot. I had to escape the noise! And then suddenly, it grew quiet. Everyone was summoned outside. What I saw shocked me.
A mountain. A mountain as tall as the eye could see had formed off in the distance. Our fort and the Doku’s land had come closer together and a single mountain had been formed. It was unreal. And on top of that, vegetation seemed to be growing all over it. It was rice. Underwater rice had been growing in between our water and the Doku’s land. And now there was a mountain. We marveled at it for hours.
“Listen up!” the Officer shouted. “Word of this was sent to King Volsey. He has ordered us to claim that mountain. Whichever side has control of it gets all that rice! We must claim that mountain at all costs. In a few moments, we shall march to the mountain and establish a new base.”
“Is ownership of a silly mountain all King Volsey thinks about?” I heard myself say. “I am tired of this war. I’m going home.”
“We march soon, soldier. Get your weapons. And your disrespectful behavior will no longer be tolerated! Do I make myself clear?”
Listen to him, Cinsy. Do as he says. This is our way of life.
“I refuse to obey you. I am not your slave! I am whatever I choose to be!”
The Officer stood flabbergasted. Never before had any Abku uttered such words. I was frightened.
“The King will know what to do with you, “muttered the Officer, turning to face one of his men. “Send word of this to him now!”
“But sir,” interjected Jip. “We have no time. Let Cinsy stay here, his fate is in his own hands.”
Before I realized what was happening the fort was deserted and I was alone. I fell asleep.
I was awoken by the war cries of Doku. It must have been the entire Doku army. Having killed off the Abku, they must have bolstered their forces and set out to ransack the fort of the enemy. There was no way I could outrun them.
“Cinsy! Cinsy!” it was Jip. “Cinsy come with me, we have a transport! King Volsey came in it himself and he is willing to forgive you if you behave yourself from now on. Come! Don’t you want to live?”
I held out my hand to Jip.
That’s right. Be a good soldier and do as you’re told. King Volsey is your superior. He will know what to do with you. Trust him. I withdrew my hand.
“Listen, Jip. I can’t live in a society where none of my actions are of my own choice. I do not choose that society. I choose to choose for myself. Now go!”
Wordlessly, Jip turned and ran. The army was getting close.
What do you choose, Cinsy?
“I choose to be an individual. I choose to be free.”

The fort was shaking now, the stampede was here. I spread out on the floor, and shut my eyes. And I was happy.

[AaronAMV]

shorter story, please.

[loves2spoon]

http://www.acegames.us/forum/attachments/free-mp3-ringtones/53799d1233210381t-herbert-family-guy-oldman.jpg

[RttaM]

http://www.acegames.us/forum/attachments/free-mp3-ringtones/53799d1233210381t-herbert-family-guy-oldman.jpg


nooooooo noooo noooooooooooooo!!!!

[The prez 12521]

Rice and Water

My world has been shattered. My life feels empty. I no longer have a soul; my morals are dead to me. Just days ago, I killed someone.

As if I had a choice! I never chose to be a part of this! I did not yearn for more than I needed. I did not choose to fight a war fueled by greed. Our leader, King Volsey, he tricked us, and doomed us all. Our planet used to be such a glorious place, a world which was half land and half water. Everyone was happy. How things have changed.

My race, the Abku, live in the water and we thrive in underwater cities. Our neighbors, the Doku, live on land. For as long as anyone can remember, the Abku and Doku have had a way of life that benefited both races. We both eat rice. And rice is the only food that we need to live, perhaps an adaptation both races had experienced after all other life, be it plant or animal, went extinct. It only rains on our side of the planet, and rice can only be planted on the fertile soil of the Doku’s land. Thus the Abku and Doku need one another. We give the Doku’s our water, they grow the rice.

But now, we are at war with one another, all because King Volsey wanted to rule the whole of the planet and be the Supreme Ruler. He led us to believe the Abku were planning to attack us, so we were rushed into battle before we could come to our senses. It was only then I realized how flawed our society was. Since the day we were born, my fellow Abku and I have let our “superiors” make all the decisions for us. How naïve we were, thinking that someone else maneuvering our lifestyles was ideal. Thanks to this war, at least I am free now. I shudder just thinking of how I used to be, living every day without really living. We would like to believe we were given false information from King Volsey, but the truth is that we willingly marched off to battle, being so used to taking orders. We let this happen, I let this happen.

At first King Adran, leader of the Doku, sought for an end to the violence, but the war soon opened his eyes that the Doku were more advanced than the Abku, and that he could easily do away with King Volsey and be Supreme Ruler himself. And so it became both our leaders succumbed to the temptations of greed. King Adran’s people are fighting for revenge, but they do not realize King Adran will not stop fighting until he controls the entire planet. I know nothing good can come from such greed. I killed a man…
“Cinsy! Cinsy! What are you doing?! We have to get ready! Hurry! A scout says a small army of Doku is headed this way! We must shoot them down before they get to close to the fort! Grab your bow! Toss that silly book of yours aside!”
“No Jip,” I said. “We must not fight; we have to convince the Doku we no longer wish to continue this war!”
“Don’t be so foolish, the Doku want revenge. We’ve already invaded their lands and burned their villages. It was wrong of us, but it can’t be helped. Now hurry!”
I grabbed my bow and followed my squad leader up one of the archery towers. But I did not wish to fight.
“Look at that!” marveled Jip. “They must be mad! Their army is only slightly larger than ours and they know it! With no obvious victor, this will surely be a bloodbath. I must go organize the swordsmen.”
“Prepare your bows! Prepare your arrows! They’re almost within range!” shrieked the Officer.
I did as I was told, but suddenly stopped and looked around me. I noticed all the other archers had been paralyzed with fear. How ironic it was that the only archer who was actually prepared to release his arrow was the one who was most against the violence. “What are you waiting for, you twit?!” the Officer asked. “Fire!”
I found myself obeying him, raising my bow above the ledge of the fort and finally letting my arrow fly. I watched as it gauged a Doku in the eye, causing him to stumble and be trampled by the soldiers running behind him. I’ve killed two now. Curse this habit! I am an individual! I will no longer obey anyone other than myself!
“Fire another! Quick!”
Instinctively, I drew my bow.
“Now!”
I fired.
“Another! Again! Again! Faster!”
I was swept away by the officer’s voice. I did the opposite of what I had planned, of what I wanted. I fought against my will, yet I killed willingly. By the end of that day I had lost count of how many men I had slain.
“Why am I doing this?” I asked myself. “Why?” I tossed and turned in my sleep.
Because it is your duty. King Volsey says it is the right thing to do. Listen to him, he is your superior. Listen to your superiors; you can’t possibly make such a decision for yourself. Listen and follow, that is what you must do. I was awoken by a rough shake. I gazed up to see Jip; I must have been talking in my sleep. He nodded his head and laid down on his cot beside mine.
“What are we fighting for, Jip? What does King Volsey need that is worth such violence?”
“King Volsey wanted to protect us. The Doku were planning an attack….” Jip seemed unsure of himself.
“You know just as well as I that this is not what the war is all about!” I struggled to contain my voice. “He wants more land! He’s unsatisfied there’s another king besides him. He wants control of all the planet’s rice and water. What good is rice and water when they are caked in blood? Let us flee from here! How much blood do you want on your hands? How much longer can we live off of our reserves of rice before we run out? We must flee!”
“No,” mumbled Jip. “Go to sleep, don’t ask such things of me. Go talk to the Officer, he’ll know what to do.”
“No. No he won’t…. everyone here is mindless and idiotic. Including me…” I broke into sobs; Jip was already snoring. I never heard of someone crying themselves to sleep.
“EARTHQUAKE! Earthquake!”
I was awoken to the sound of sirens and shouts. What loud noise they made! The fort was trembling. I wanted to bury myself under my cot. I had to escape the noise! And then suddenly, it grew quiet. Everyone was summoned outside. What I saw shocked me.
A mountain. A mountain as tall as the eye could see had formed off in the distance. Our fort and the Doku’s land had come closer together and a single mountain had been formed. It was unreal. And on top of that, vegetation seemed to be growing all over it. It was rice. Underwater rice had been growing in between our water and the Doku’s land. And now there was a mountain. We marveled at it for hours.
“Listen up!” the Officer shouted. “Word of this was sent to King Volsey. He has ordered us to claim that mountain. Whichever side has control of it gets all that rice! We must claim that mountain at all costs. In a few moments, we shall march to the mountain and establish a new base.”
“Is ownership of a silly mountain all King Volsey thinks about?” I heard myself say. “I am tired of this war. I’m going home.”
“We march soon, soldier. Get your weapons. And your disrespectful behavior will no longer be tolerated! Do I make myself clear?”
Listen to him, Cinsy. Do as he says. This is our way of life.
“I refuse to obey you. I am not your slave! I am whatever I choose to be!”
The Officer stood flabbergasted. Never before had any Abku uttered such words. I was frightened.
“The King will know what to do with you, “muttered the Officer, turning to face one of his men. “Send word of this to him now!”
“But sir,” interjected Jip. “We have no time. Let Cinsy stay here, his fate is in his own hands.”
Before I realized what was happening the fort was deserted and I was alone. I fell asleep.
I was awoken by the war cries of Doku. It must have been the entire Doku army. Having killed off the Abku, they must have bolstered their forces and set out to ransack the fort of the enemy. There was no way I could outrun them.
“Cinsy! Cinsy!” it was Jip. “Cinsy come with me, we have a transport! King Volsey came in it himself and he is willing to forgive you if you behave yourself from now on. Come! Don’t you want to live?”
I held out my hand to Jip.
That’s right. Be a good soldier and do as you’re told. King Volsey is your superior. He will know what to do with you. Trust him. I withdrew my hand.
“Listen, Jip. I can’t live in a society where none of my actions are of my own choice. I do not choose that society. I choose to choose for myself. Now go!”
Wordlessly, Jip turned and ran. The army was getting close.
What do you choose, Cinsy?
“I choose to be an individual. I choose to be free.”

The fort was shaking now, the stampede was here. I spread out on the floor, and shut my eyes. And I was happy.

thats right i quoted it to take up space. hah but im to lazy, read it to me

[kijib]

shorter story, please.

very well...but first


I want a bigger fire:(

http://www.readthehook.com/images/issues/2007/0651/snap-fire.jpg

[Ddyracer123]

Kickass

[kijib]

quick! someone fetch me my reading glasses!!!!!!!!

[The prez 12521]

quick! someone fetch me my reading glasses!!!!!!!!

http://www.wholesale-designer-sunglasses.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/reading-glasses-728636.jpg

[da shiz wiz 19]

Rice and Water

My world has been shattered. My life feels empty. I no longer have a soul; my morals are dead to me. Just days ago, I killed someone.

As if I had a choice! I never chose to be a part of this! I did not yearn for more than I needed. I did not choose to fight a war fueled by greed. Our leader, King Volsey, he tricked us, and doomed us all. Our planet used to be such a glorious place, a world which was half land and half water. Everyone was happy. How things have changed.

My race, the Abku, live in the water and we thrive in underwater cities. Our neighbors, the Doku, live on land. For as long as anyone can remember, the Abku and Doku have had a way of life that benefited both races. We both eat rice. And rice is the only food that we need to live, perhaps an adaptation both races had experienced after all other life, be it plant or animal, went extinct. It only rains on our side of the planet, and rice can only be planted on the fertile soil of the Doku’s land. Thus the Abku and Doku need one another. We give the Doku’s our water, they grow the rice.

But now, we are at war with one another, all because King Volsey wanted to rule the whole of the planet and be the Supreme Ruler. He led us to believe the Abku were planning to attack us, so we were rushed into battle before we could come to our senses. It was only then I realized how flawed our society was. Since the day we were born, my fellow Abku and I have let our “superiors” make all the decisions for us. How naïve we were, thinking that someone else maneuvering our lifestyles was ideal. Thanks to this war, at least I am free now. I shudder just thinking of how I used to be, living every day without really living. We would like to believe we were given false information from King Volsey, but the truth is that we willingly marched off to battle, being so used to taking orders. We let this happen, I let this happen.

At first King Adran, leader of the Doku, sought for an end to the violence, but the war soon opened his eyes that the Doku were more advanced than the Abku, and that he could easily do away with King Volsey and be Supreme Ruler himself. And so it became both our leaders succumbed to the temptations of greed. King Adran’s people are fighting for revenge, but they do not realize King Adran will not stop fighting until he controls the entire planet. I know nothing good can come from such greed. I killed a man…
“Cinsy! Cinsy! What are you doing?! We have to get ready! Hurry! A scout says a small army of Doku is headed this way! We must shoot them down before they get to close to the fort! Grab your bow! Toss that silly book of yours aside!”
“No Jip,” I said. “We must not fight; we have to convince the Doku we no longer wish to continue this war!”
“Don’t be so foolish, the Doku want revenge. We’ve already invaded their lands and burned their villages. It was wrong of us, but it can’t be helped. Now hurry!”
I grabbed my bow and followed my squad leader up one of the archery towers. But I did not wish to fight.
“Look at that!” marveled Jip. “They must be mad! Their army is only slightly larger than ours and they know it! With no obvious victor, this will surely be a bloodbath. I must go organize the swordsmen.”
“Prepare your bows! Prepare your arrows! They’re almost within range!” shrieked the Officer.
I did as I was told, but suddenly stopped and looked around me. I noticed all the other archers had been paralyzed with fear. How ironic it was that the only archer who was actually prepared to release his arrow was the one who was most against the violence. “What are you waiting for, you twit?!” the Officer asked. “Fire!”
I found myself obeying him, raising my bow above the ledge of the fort and finally letting my arrow fly. I watched as it gauged a Doku in the eye, causing him to stumble and be trampled by the soldiers running behind him. I’ve killed two now. Curse this habit! I am an individual! I will no longer obey anyone other than myself!
“Fire another! Quick!”
Instinctively, I drew my bow.
“Now!”
I fired.
“Another! Again! Again! Faster!”
I was swept away by the officer’s voice. I did the opposite of what I had planned, of what I wanted. I fought against my will, yet I killed willingly. By the end of that day I had lost count of how many men I had slain.
“Why am I doing this?” I asked myself. “Why?” I tossed and turned in my sleep.
Because it is your duty. King Volsey says it is the right thing to do. Listen to him, he is your superior. Listen to your superiors; you can’t possibly make such a decision for yourself. Listen and follow, that is what you must do. I was awoken by a rough shake. I gazed up to see Jip; I must have been talking in my sleep. He nodded his head and laid down on his cot beside mine.
“What are we fighting for, Jip? What does King Volsey need that is worth such violence?”
“King Volsey wanted to protect us. The Doku were planning an attack….” Jip seemed unsure of himself.
“You know just as well as I that this is not what the war is all about!” I struggled to contain my voice. “He wants more land! He’s unsatisfied there’s another king besides him. He wants control of all the planet’s rice and water. What good is rice and water when they are caked in blood? Let us flee from here! How much blood do you want on your hands? How much longer can we live off of our reserves of rice before we run out? We must flee!”
“No,” mumbled Jip. “Go to sleep, don’t ask such things of me. Go talk to the Officer, he’ll know what to do.”
“No. No he won’t…. everyone here is mindless and idiotic. Including me…” I broke into sobs; Jip was already snoring. I never heard of someone crying themselves to sleep.
“EARTHQUAKE! Earthquake!”
I was awoken to the sound of sirens and shouts. What loud noise they made! The fort was trembling. I wanted to bury myself under my cot. I had to escape the noise! And then suddenly, it grew quiet. Everyone was summoned outside. What I saw shocked me.
A mountain. A mountain as tall as the eye could see had formed off in the distance. Our fort and the Doku’s land had come closer together and a single mountain had been formed. It was unreal. And on top of that, vegetation seemed to be growing all over it. It was rice. Underwater rice had been growing in between our water and the Doku’s land. And now there was a mountain. We marveled at it for hours.
“Listen up!” the Officer shouted. “Word of this was sent to King Volsey. He has ordered us to claim that mountain. Whichever side has control of it gets all that rice! We must claim that mountain at all costs. In a few moments, we shall march to the mountain and establish a new base.”
“Is ownership of a silly mountain all King Volsey thinks about?” I heard myself say. “I am tired of this war. I’m going home.”
“We march soon, soldier. Get your weapons. And your disrespectful behavior will no longer be tolerated! Do I make myself clear?”
Listen to him, Cinsy. Do as he says. This is our way of life.
“I refuse to obey you. I am not your slave! I am whatever I choose to be!”
The Officer stood flabbergasted. Never before had any Abku uttered such words. I was frightened.
“The King will know what to do with you, “muttered the Officer, turning to face one of his men. “Send word of this to him now!”
“But sir,” interjected Jip. “We have no time. Let Cinsy stay here, his fate is in his own hands.”
Before I realized what was happening the fort was deserted and I was alone. I fell asleep.
I was awoken by the war cries of Doku. It must have been the entire Doku army. Having killed off the Abku, they must have bolstered their forces and set out to ransack the fort of the enemy. There was no way I could outrun them.
“Cinsy! Cinsy!” it was Jip. “Cinsy come with me, we have a transport! King Volsey came in it himself and he is willing to forgive you if you behave yourself from now on. Come! Don’t you want to live?”
I held out my hand to Jip.
That’s right. Be a good soldier and do as you’re told. King Volsey is your superior. He will know what to do with you. Trust him. I withdrew my hand.
“Listen, Jip. I can’t live in a society where none of my actions are of my own choice. I do not choose that society. I choose to choose for myself. Now go!”
Wordlessly, Jip turned and ran. The army was getting close.
What do you choose, Cinsy?
“I choose to be an individual. I choose to be free.”

The fort was shaking now, the stampede was here. I spread out on the floor, and shut my eyes. And I was happy.
long quote

[Kamazar]

The first page makes this thread worth it.

[CDubby94]

Rice and Water

My world has been shattered. My life feels empty. I no longer have a soul; my morals are dead to me. Just days ago, I killed someone.

As if I had a choice! I never chose to be a part of this! I did not yearn for more than I needed. I did not choose to fight a war fueled by greed. Our leader, King Volsey, he tricked us, and doomed us all. Our planet used to be such a glorious place, a world which was half land and half water. Everyone was happy. How things have changed.

My race, the Abku, live in the water and we thrive in underwater cities. Our neighbors, the Doku, live on land. For as long as anyone can remember, the Abku and Doku have had a way of life that benefited both races. We both eat rice. And rice is the only food that we need to live, perhaps an adaptation both races had experienced after all other life, be it plant or animal, went extinct. It only rains on our side of the planet, and rice can only be planted on the fertile soil of the Doku’s land. Thus the Abku and Doku need one another. We give the Doku’s our water, they grow the rice.

But now, we are at war with one another, all because King Volsey wanted to rule the whole of the planet and be the Supreme Ruler. He led us to believe the Abku were planning to attack us, so we were rushed into battle before we could come to our senses. It was only then I realized how flawed our society was. Since the day we were born, my fellow Abku and I have let our “superiors” make all the decisions for us. How naïve we were, thinking that someone else maneuvering our lifestyles was ideal. Thanks to this war, at least I am free now. I shudder just thinking of how I used to be, living every day without really living. We would like to believe we were given false information from King Volsey, but the truth is that we willingly marched off to battle, being so used to taking orders. We let this happen, I let this happen.

At first King Adran, leader of the Doku, sought for an end to the violence, but the war soon opened his eyes that the Doku were more advanced than the Abku, and that he could easily do away with King Volsey and be Supreme Ruler himself. And so it became both our leaders succumbed to the temptations of greed. King Adran’s people are fighting for revenge, but they do not realize King Adran will not stop fighting until he controls the entire planet. I know nothing good can come from such greed. I killed a man…
“Cinsy! Cinsy! What are you doing?! We have to get ready! Hurry! A scout says a small army of Doku is headed this way! We must shoot them down before they get to close to the fort! Grab your bow! Toss that silly book of yours aside!”
“No Jip,” I said. “We must not fight; we have to convince the Doku we no longer wish to continue this war!”
“Don’t be so foolish, the Doku want revenge. We’ve already invaded their lands and burned their villages. It was wrong of us, but it can’t be helped. Now hurry!”
I grabbed my bow and followed my squad leader up one of the archery towers. But I did not wish to fight.
“Look at that!” marveled Jip. “They must be mad! Their army is only slightly larger than ours and they know it! With no obvious victor, this will surely be a bloodbath. I must go organize the swordsmen.”
“Prepare your bows! Prepare your arrows! They’re almost within range!” shrieked the Officer.
I did as I was told, but suddenly stopped and looked around me. I noticed all the other archers had been paralyzed with fear. How ironic it was that the only archer who was actually prepared to release his arrow was the one who was most against the violence. “What are you waiting for, you twit?!” the Officer asked. “Fire!”
I found myself obeying him, raising my bow above the ledge of the fort and finally letting my arrow fly. I watched as it gauged a Doku in the eye, causing him to stumble and be trampled by the soldiers running behind him. I’ve killed two now. Curse this habit! I am an individual! I will no longer obey anyone other than myself!
“Fire another! Quick!”
Instinctively, I drew my bow.
“Now!”
I fired.
“Another! Again! Again! Faster!”
I was swept away by the officer’s voice. I did the opposite of what I had planned, of what I wanted. I fought against my will, yet I killed willingly. By the end of that day I had lost count of how many men I had slain.
“Why am I doing this?” I asked myself. “Why?” I tossed and turned in my sleep.
Because it is your duty. King Volsey says it is the right thing to do. Listen to him, he is your superior. Listen to your superiors; you can’t possibly make such a decision for yourself. Listen and follow, that is what you must do. I was awoken by a rough shake. I gazed up to see Jip; I must have been talking in my sleep. He nodded his head and laid down on his cot beside mine.
“What are we fighting for, Jip? What does King Volsey need that is worth such violence?”
“King Volsey wanted to protect us. The Doku were planning an attack….” Jip seemed unsure of himself.
“You know just as well as I that this is not what the war is all about!” I struggled to contain my voice. “He wants more land! He’s unsatisfied there’s another king besides him. He wants control of all the planet’s rice and water. What good is rice and water when they are caked in blood? Let us flee from here! How much blood do you want on your hands? How much longer can we live off of our reserves of rice before we run out? We must flee!”
“No,” mumbled Jip. “Go to sleep, don’t ask such things of me. Go talk to the Officer, he’ll know what to do.”
“No. No he won’t…. everyone here is mindless and idiotic. Including me…” I broke into sobs; Jip was already snoring. I never heard of someone crying themselves to sleep.
“EARTHQUAKE! Earthquake!”
I was awoken to the sound of sirens and shouts. What loud noise they made! The fort was trembling. I wanted to bury myself under my cot. I had to escape the noise! And then suddenly, it grew quiet. Everyone was summoned outside. What I saw shocked me.
A mountain. A mountain as tall as the eye could see had formed off in the distance. Our fort and the Doku’s land had come closer together and a single mountain had been formed. It was unreal. And on top of that, vegetation seemed to be growing all over it. It was rice. Underwater rice had been growing in between our water and the Doku’s land. And now there was a mountain. We marveled at it for hours.
“Listen up!” the Officer shouted. “Word of this was sent to King Volsey. He has ordered us to claim that mountain. Whichever side has control of it gets all that rice! We must claim that mountain at all costs. In a few moments, we shall march to the mountain and establish a new base.”
“Is ownership of a silly mountain all King Volsey thinks about?” I heard myself say. “I am tired of this war. I’m going home.”
“We march soon, soldier. Get your weapons. And your disrespectful behavior will no longer be tolerated! Do I make myself clear?”
Listen to him, Cinsy. Do as he says. This is our way of life.
“I refuse to obey you. I am not your slave! I am whatever I choose to be!”
The Officer stood flabbergasted. Never before had any Abku uttered such words. I was frightened.
“The King will know what to do with you, “muttered the Officer, turning to face one of his men. “Send word of this to him now!”
“But sir,” interjected Jip. “We have no time. Let Cinsy stay here, his fate is in his own hands.”
Before I realized what was happening the fort was deserted and I was alone. I fell asleep.
I was awoken by the war cries of Doku. It must have been the entire Doku army. Having killed off the Abku, they must have bolstered their forces and set out to ransack the fort of the enemy. There was no way I could outrun them.
“Cinsy! Cinsy!” it was Jip. “Cinsy come with me, we have a transport! King Volsey came in it himself and he is willing to forgive you if you behave yourself from now on. Come! Don’t you want to live?”
I held out my hand to Jip.
That’s right. Be a good soldier and do as you’re told. King Volsey is your superior. He will know what to do with you. Trust him. I withdrew my hand.
“Listen, Jip. I can’t live in a society where none of my actions are of my own choice. I do not choose that society. I choose to choose for myself. Now go!”
Wordlessly, Jip turned and ran. The army was getting close.
What do you choose, Cinsy?
“I choose to be an individual. I choose to be free.”

The fort was shaking now, the stampede was here. I spread out on the floor, and shut my eyes. And I was happy.

cool

[kijib]

next story should be up any minute now

[da shiz wiz 19]

Rice and Water

My world has been shattered. My life feels empty. I no longer have a soul; my morals are dead to me. Just days ago, I killed someone.

As if I had a choice! I never chose to be a part of this! I did not yearn for more than I needed. I did not choose to fight a war fueled by greed. Our leader, King Volsey, he tricked us, and doomed us all. Our planet used to be such a glorious place, a world which was half land and half water. Everyone was happy. How things have changed.

My race, the Abku, live in the water and we thrive in underwater cities. Our neighbors, the Doku, live on land. For as long as anyone can remember, the Abku and Doku have had a way of life that benefited both races. We both eat rice. And rice is the only food that we need to live, perhaps an adaptation both races had experienced after all other life, be it plant or animal, went extinct. It only rains on our side of the planet, and rice can only be planted on the fertile soil of the Doku’s land. Thus the Abku and Doku need one another. We give the Doku’s our water, they grow the rice.

But now, we are at war with one another, all because King Volsey wanted to rule the whole of the planet and be the Supreme Ruler. He led us to believe the Abku were planning to attack us, so we were rushed into battle before we could come to our senses. It was only then I realized how flawed our society was. Since the day we were born, my fellow Abku and I have let our “superiors” make all the decisions for us. How naïve we were, thinking that someone else maneuvering our lifestyles was ideal. Thanks to this war, at least I am free now. I shudder just thinking of how I used to be, living every day without really living. We would like to believe we were given false information from King Volsey, but the truth is that we willingly marched off to battle, being so used to taking orders. We let this happen, I let this happen.

At first King Adran, leader of the Doku, sought for an end to the violence, but the war soon opened his eyes that the Doku were more advanced than the Abku, and that he could easily do away with King Volsey and be Supreme Ruler himself. And so it became both our leaders succumbed to the temptations of greed. King Adran’s people are fighting for revenge, but they do not realize King Adran will not stop fighting until he controls the entire planet. I know nothing good can come from such greed. I killed a man…
“Cinsy! Cinsy! What are you doing?! We have to get ready! Hurry! A scout says a small army of Doku is headed this way! We must shoot them down before they get to close to the fort! Grab your bow! Toss that silly book of yours aside!”
“No Jip,” I said. “We must not fight; we have to convince the Doku we no longer wish to continue this war!”
“Don’t be so foolish, the Doku want revenge. We’ve already invaded their lands and burned their villages. It was wrong of us, but it can’t be helped. Now hurry!”
I grabbed my bow and followed my squad leader up one of the archery towers. But I did not wish to fight.
“Look at that!” marveled Jip. “They must be mad! Their army is only slightly larger than ours and they know it! With no obvious victor, this will surely be a bloodbath. I must go organize the swordsmen.”
“Prepare your bows! Prepare your arrows! They’re almost within range!” shrieked the Officer.
I did as I was told, but suddenly stopped and looked around me. I noticed all the other archers had been paralyzed with fear. How ironic it was that the only archer who was actually prepared to release his arrow was the one who was most against the violence. “What are you waiting for, you twit?!” the Officer asked. “Fire!”
I found myself obeying him, raising my bow above the ledge of the fort and finally letting my arrow fly. I watched as it gauged a Doku in the eye, causing him to stumble and be trampled by the soldiers running behind him. I’ve killed two now. Curse this habit! I am an individual! I will no longer obey anyone other than myself!
“Fire another! Quick!”
Instinctively, I drew my bow.
“Now!”
I fired.
“Another! Again! Again! Faster!”
I was swept away by the officer’s voice. I did the opposite of what I had planned, of what I wanted. I fought against my will, yet I killed willingly. By the end of that day I had lost count of how many men I had slain.
“Why am I doing this?” I asked myself. “Why?” I tossed and turned in my sleep.
Because it is your duty. King Volsey says it is the right thing to do. Listen to him, he is your superior. Listen to your superiors; you can’t possibly make such a decision for yourself. Listen and follow, that is what you must do. I was awoken by a rough shake. I gazed up to see Jip; I must have been talking in my sleep. He nodded his head and laid down on his cot beside mine.
“What are we fighting for, Jip? What does King Volsey need that is worth such violence?”
“King Volsey wanted to protect us. The Doku were planning an attack….” Jip seemed unsure of himself.
“You know just as well as I that this is not what the war is all about!” I struggled to contain my voice. “He wants more land! He’s unsatisfied there’s another king besides him. He wants control of all the planet’s rice and water. What good is rice and water when they are caked in blood? Let us flee from here! How much blood do you want on your hands? How much longer can we live off of our reserves of rice before we run out? We must flee!”
“No,” mumbled Jip. “Go to sleep, don’t ask such things of me. Go talk to the Officer, he’ll know what to do.”
“No. No he won’t…. everyone here is mindless and idiotic. Including me…” I broke into sobs; Jip was already snoring. I never heard of someone crying themselves to sleep.
“EARTHQUAKE! Earthquake!”
I was awoken to the sound of sirens and shouts. What loud noise they made! The fort was trembling. I wanted to bury myself under my cot. I had to escape the noise! And then suddenly, it grew quiet. Everyone was summoned outside. What I saw shocked me.
A mountain. A mountain as tall as the eye could see had formed off in the distance. Our fort and the Doku’s land had come closer together and a single mountain had been formed. It was unreal. And on top of that, vegetation seemed to be growing all over it. It was rice. Underwater rice had been growing in between our water and the Doku’s land. And now there was a mountain. We marveled at it for hours.
“Listen up!” the Officer shouted. “Word of this was sent to King Volsey. He has ordered us to claim that mountain. Whichever side has control of it gets all that rice! We must claim that mountain at all costs. In a few moments, we shall march to the mountain and establish a new base.”
“Is ownership of a silly mountain all King Volsey thinks about?” I heard myself say. “I am tired of this war. I’m going home.”
“We march soon, soldier. Get your weapons. And your disrespectful behavior will no longer be tolerated! Do I make myself clear?”
Listen to him, Cinsy. Do as he says. This is our way of life.
“I refuse to obey you. I am not your slave! I am whatever I choose to be!”
The Officer stood flabbergasted. Never before had any Abku uttered such words. I was frightened.
“The King will know what to do with you, “muttered the Officer, turning to face one of his men. “Send word of this to him now!”
“But sir,” interjected Jip. “We have no time. Let Cinsy stay here, his fate is in his own hands.”
Before I realized what was happening the fort was deserted and I was alone. I fell asleep.
I was awoken by the war cries of Doku. It must have been the entire Doku army. Having killed off the Abku, they must have bolstered their forces and set out to ransack the fort of the enemy. There was no way I could outrun them.
“Cinsy! Cinsy!” it was Jip. “Cinsy come with me, we have a transport! King Volsey came in it himself and he is willing to forgive you if you behave yourself from now on. Come! Don’t you want to live?”
I held out my hand to Jip.
That’s right. Be a good soldier and do as you’re told. King Volsey is your superior. He will know what to do with you. Trust him. I withdrew my hand.
“Listen, Jip. I can’t live in a society where none of my actions are of my own choice. I do not choose that society. I choose to choose for myself. Now go!”
Wordlessly, Jip turned and ran. The army was getting close.
What do you choose, Cinsy?
“I choose to be an individual. I choose to be free.”

The fort was shaking now, the stampede was here. I spread out on the floor, and shut my eyes. And I was happy.
once again.

[SunriseMoon]

LOL awesome Hodapp!

[Will090]

http://www.productwiki.com/upload/images/i_like_turtles.jpg

[Ddyracer123]

I want a story more stupid and short. Oh, btw, your son is dead. He walked into the flames because he's an idiot like his father:eek:




no offense kijib i think ur awesome:D

[AaronAMV]

http://www.productwiki.com/upload/images/i_like_turtles.jpg
burn it with fire

[kijib]

befor i start id just like to say Obama is giving a great speech right now

[Ddyracer123]

befor i start id just like to say Obama is giving a great speech right now
yeah, my bro is watchin it.

[AaronAMV]

i actually agree with that

[The prez 12521]

befor i start id just like to say Obama is giving a great speech right now

and thats why were all not watching TV but listening to you

[kijib]

once upon a time, a young boy named Fred decided to embark on an epic quest
he was going to be a hero
so while aboard the sinking titanic he met the cat in the hat
quick said the cat
FOLLOW ME
together they took the wardrobe to Narnia
sadly the Narnians hated random human visitors and Aslan promptly ate Fred

THE END

[Hodapp]

befor i start id just like to say Obama is giving a great speech right now

I'm having more fun watching the facial expressions of Biden and Pelosi behind him.

It's like a :( over his left and a http://emoticons.a-13.net/emot-smug.gif over his right shoulder.

Wait, stage left.

[Will090]

befor i start id just like to say Obama is giving a great speech right now

RtvsAyD9dvI

[kijib]

what else do my dear children ask of me?

[The prez 12521]

what else do my dear children ask of me?

well i would love some Head...ssss! HEADS! yes yes thats it

[Will090]

what else do my dear children ask of me?

A magic show

[AaronAMV]

presents and cookies

[Ddyracer123]

what else do my dear children ask of me?
Tell a story that isn't lame. Also im dead. I'm ddyracer123 ghost

[SunriseMoon]

befor i start id just like to say Obama is giving a great speech right now

It may be a good speech, but he is lying about most of the stuff he is saying...

[da shiz wiz 19]

It may be a good speech, but he is lying about most of the stuff he is saying...
More like he's inspiring everyone, but can't get anything done when shit comes down to it. But that's not ENTIRELY his fault. Now lets not make this into the political debate thread

[kijib]

well i would love some Head...ssss! HEADS! yes yes thats it

http://users.telenet.be/african-shop/images/copied_human_shrunken_head_2.jpg

A magic show

http://www.scottyphillips.com/images/Standup_Magic-Show-flash.jpg

presents and cookies

http://abwf.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/800px-christmascookiesplateful-main_full.jpg

http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/strollerderby/2009/04/presents.jpg

[SunriseMoon]

http://users.telenet.be/african-shop/images/copied_human_shrunken_head_2.jpg

http://www.geekologie.com/2007/05/15/gas-mask-shower-head.jpg

[Ddyracer123]

More like he's inspiring everyone, but can't get anything done when shit comes down to it. But that's not ENTIRELY his fault. Now lets not make this into the political debate thread
As usual shizzy speaks de truth!

[da shiz wiz 19]

As usual shizzy speaks de truth!
sarcasm?

[Ddyracer123]

sarcasm?
Course not.

[Will090]

http://www.geekologie.com/2007/05/15/gas-mask-shower-head.jpg

That is freaking sweet

[dogmeat]

now this is actually the best thread ever!

[derek420]

I hate life a little bit right now.

[kijib]

now my children,

let us take each other by the hand and harmonize with this feel good song:

HaVXfHZv50Y

[Vester]

I hate life a little bit right now.
r u kidding this thread is epic lulz

[SunriseMoon]

I hate life a little bit right now.

Why?

[dogmeat]

This guy was a musical genius, seriously.

G_DV54ddNHE

if this isn't still stuck in your head in some way in 10 years then you are not human!

[Will090]

BFutWATCPg0

[kijib]

what genre should the next story be?

[Will090]

what genre should the next story be?

Romance

[dogmeat]

AH ****!

FhV6CiwQMb8

[Kunning]

This. Is. Insane. Hodapp, what are you on? You STICKIED one of KIJIB'S threads?! Sigh. Life will never be the same again. :(

[da shiz wiz 19]

This. Is. Insane. Hodapp, what are you on? You STICKIED one of KIJIB'S threads?! Sigh. Life will never be the same again. :(
Fate forced him to

[CDubby94]

well i would love some Head...

Don't hold your breath.

[AaronAMV]

The garlic bread and lasagna cooking is like an orgasm in my nose

[dogmeat]

Yeah, Asian power!

You wanted romance...

wnicesaciiY

[derek420]

Someone start a petition to unsticky this thread. You'll have my vote.

[dogmeat]

Actually, here is a better version. The asian guy was being to technical about it, spanish guys though, guitar is their baby.

N7O2tD3imy8

[kijib]

Romance

THE STORY OF LOVE AND GOO GOO GA GA

once upon a time lived a girl named Frenchy
like any ordinary 90 year old she was looking for romance in Italy
Lucky for her, she met Ronald McDonald and they had many children together

like Pongo here

http://www.fugly.com/media/IMAGES/Scary/zombie_ronald_mcdonald.jpg

[jxjja]

Congrats Kijib, your thread just made it into my sig XD

[Hodapp]

This. Is. Insane. Hodapp, what are you on? You STICKIED one of KIJIB'S threads?! Sigh. Life will never be the same again. :(

Blame the dice.

[dogmeat]

Blame the dice.


dude, never question the dice!

[Ddyracer123]

THE STORY OF LOVE AND GOO GOO GA GA

once upon a time lived a girl named Frenchy
like any ordinary 90 year old she was looking for romance in Italy
Lucky for her, she met Ronald McDonald and they had many children together

like Pongo here

http://www.fugly.com/media/IMAGES/Scary/zombie_ronald_mcdonald.jpg
awesome.

[dogmeat]

wtf


r2BOApUvFpw

[kijib]

now my children i have found a genie
he will grant us three wishes

[Kunning]

Hodapp. I'm officially really, really pissed.

[da shiz wiz 19]

HAhahahahahahHAhAHAHAHAhHahaHhA http://forums.toucharcade.com/showthread.php?p=827647#post827647

[CDubby94]

Hodapp. I'm officially really, really pissed.

cool

[Hodapp]

Hodapp. I'm officially really, really pissed.

Carry on my wayward son.

There'll be peace when you are done.

[Kunning]

Carry on my wayward son.

There'll be peace when you are done.

Oh. My. God. You sound like Kijib too. AND HE'S SENDING ME SPAM PMS.

[kijib]

Hodapp. I'm officially really, really pissed.

no son of mine speaks to Hodapp that way!
i disenheret you!

[Will090]

now my children i have found a genie
he will grant us three wishes

I wish harp player would be unbanned

[Kunning]

no son of mine speaks to Hodapp that way!
i disenheret you!

Does it look like I give a shit about what you say? Ignore list. Buh-bye.

[kijib]

Does it look like I give a shit about what you say? Ignore list. Buh-bye.

tis a sad day when a man's son ignores him

[CaptainAwesome]

Oh. My. God. You sound like Kijib too.

Aha! My theory has been proven!

Hodapp secretly suffers from split personality disorder, and his second personality uses kijib as his account!

Either that one or kijib is Hodapp's evil twin.

Would anyone like to hear my conspiracy theory on black helicopters?

[CDubby94]

bringing out the big guns i see

nice

[Hodapp]

Aha! My theory has been proven!

Hodapp secretly suffers from split personality disorder, and his second personality uses kijib as his account!

Either that one or kijib is Hodapp's evil twin.

Would anyone like to hear my conspiracy theory on black helicopters?

What's amusing is after all this time no one has successfully discovered my alternate forum identity on TA.

[Will090]

Aha! My theory has been proven!

Hodapp secretly suffers from split personality disorder, and his second personality uses kijib as his account!

Either that one or kijib is Hodapp's evil twin.

Would anyone like to hear my conspiracy theory on black helicopters?

They are both KGameLover, TouchArcade is just a giant web of conspiracies

[derek420]

tis a sad day when a man's son ignores him
Why aren't you banned yet?

[Ddyracer123]

What's amusing is after all this time no one has successfully discovered my alternate forum identity on TA.
Are u kijib??????

[kijib]

What's amusing is after all this time no one has successfully discovered my alternate forum identity on TA.

exactly people

Have you ever seen me and Hodapp together in the same place
AT THE SAME TIME?

[Vester]

Does it look like I give a shit about what you say? Ignore list. Buh-bye.
/RageQuit

[SunriseMoon]

exactly people

Have you ever seen me and Hodapp together in the same place
AT THE SAME TIME?

Yes.
http://www.exclusivesuits.com/images/P/TS_09_FATHER___SON.jpg
Now we just need to find out who is who...

[dogmeat]

I'm glad TA finally got an off topic thread :)

[kijib]

i'm glad ta finally got an off topic thread :)

this is a safe haven to escape the ipad peoples

[wootbean]

I like this thread, I do :)

[Will090]

Kijib and Hodapp

http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures/500/Two-Headed-Man--544.jpg

[kijib]

Kijib and Hodapp

http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures/500/Two-Headed-Man--544.jpg

we're much taller/muscular than that

[CaptainAwesome]

Kijib and Hodapp

http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures/500/Two-Headed-Man--544.jpg

This redefines split personality.

[dogmeat]

http://www.barronsquotes.com/_/rsrc/1246182163454/f/frolic/stewierupertfrolicking.jpg

Left: Kijib Right: Hodapp

[Vester]

http://www.barronsquotes.com/_/rsrc/1246182163454/f/frolic/stewierupertfrolicking.jpg

Left: Kijib Right: Hodapp
wow, thats how i always imagined them

[kijib]

im surprised this hadnt been posted yet

me and Hodapp

http://www.freewebs.com/ragames/ROMS%20DE%20NDS/Mario%20&%20Luigi%20Partners%20in%20time.jpg

[dogmeat]

wow, thats how i always imagined them

http://www.barronsquotes.com/_/rsrc/1246182163454/f/frolic/stewierupertfrolicking.jpg

Left: Kijib Right: Hodapp

I know, it fits too perfectly!

[AaronAMV]

kunning, he mad

[dogmeat]

I know, it fits too perfectly!

Hey dogmeat, I found another one:

http://www.planet-familyguy.com/pfg/images/episodes/80_4acx32.jpg

[dogmeat]

Me and Kijib

http://c2.api.ning.com/files/rA0Uq*TclCC526x69U70T8tEi7YaWl*5GQqawHNgxN1-2xMw13lbMyn1lZ-a7yKkArOMCVMFGdWLY0iT8UnRDvQm7RcJYQDj/604334624.jpeg

[Will090]

im surprised this hadnt been posted yet

me and Hodapp

http://www.freewebs.com/ragames/ROMS%20DE%20NDS/Mario%20&%20Luigi%20Partners%20in%20time.jpg

It all makes sense now

[The prez 12521]

Kijib=Ipod
Hodapp=Steve Jobs

Kijib+Hodapp=AWESOME
Awesome=Apple

[SunriseMoon]

Me and Kijib

http://c2.api.ning.com/files/rA0Uq*TclCC526x69U70T8tEi7YaWl*5GQqawHNgxN1-2xMw13lbMyn1lZ-a7yKkArOMCVMFGdWLY0iT8UnRDvQm7RcJYQDj/604334624.jpeg

Yes, I thought Kijib was a mass of scrambled text. Are you the image tag? You look great!

[dogmeat]

Yes, I thought Kijib was a mass of scrambled text. Are you the image tag? You look great!

lol, it got messed up i don't know. anyway I found a nice pic of myself:

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00781/Dead_dog_682x400_781031a.jpg

[derek420]

Yes, I thought Kijib was a mass of scrambled text. Are you the image tag? You look great!
Kijib makes about as much sense as scrambled text does.

EDIT:

dogmeat that pic made me sad..Not gonna lie..Lol

[CaptainAwesome]

Yes, I thought Kijib was a mass of scrambled text. Are you the image tag? You look great!

Yes, much better than the <div> he was a couple months ago.

[kijib]

dont argue children please

[The prez 12521]

lol, it got messed up i don't know. anyway I found a nice pic of myself:

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00781/Dead_dog_682x400_781031a.jpg

if you were that, i would assume your owner is someone who ryhmes with Nicheal Dick. And that would explain it all :p

[The prez 12521]

dont argue children please

father i am sorry

[AaronAMV]

son, i am disappoint.

http://images.starcraftmazter.net/4chan/for_forums/son_i_am_disappoint.gif

[SunriseMoon]

father i am sorry

I AM YOUR FATHER!

Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

[kijib]

father i am sorry

thats alright my son,
now go get your old man some apple bubbly

[onewithchaos]

best thread eva!!!!

[dogmeat]

http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb85/mudguts33/evilmcdonald.jpg

[The prez 12521]

I AM YOUR FATHER!

Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

I AM YOUR ....cat...meow

[kijib]

I AM YOUR FATHER!

Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

http://roflrazzi.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/celebrity-pictures-inigo-montoya-dying.jpg

[The prez 12521]

http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb85/mudguts33/evilmcdonald.jpg

HOLY SHIOT! that made me ROFLCOPTER

[dogmeat]

http://izismile.com/img/img2/20090227/bonus/5/ronald_01.jpg

[SunriseMoon]

http://unrealitymag.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/nc.jpg

[dogmeat]

HOLY SHIOT! that made me ROFLCOPTER
http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb85/mudguts33/evilmcdonald.jpg

I know! The look in the girls eyes is what horrifying.

[The prez 12521]

http://www.spacegravy.com/sgmedia/graphics/oneliners/movies/FatBastard.gif

^^ do as i say

[Real Racing Fan]

http://izismile.com/img/img2/20090227/bonus/5/ronald_01.jpg

I second Kunning's vote to not unsticky, but to BAN this thread lol. If you guys like campfires, go to Yellowstone and do it there. Oh, and you can BUY a book on the way there lol. Don't forget to grab me some pics...

[SunriseMoon]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_9eKZnJpyUvg/SxVfC4tmLnI/AAAAAAAAAE4/eTJRPZTwVZA/s1600/sumo.jpg

[Will090]

http://www.teethofthedivine.com/site/uploads/2009/05/alestorm.jpg

[The prez 12521]

NO LIES I SWEAR TO ELI I AM THIS SKINNY:

http://www.dashmag.com/images/Anorexic.jpg

[Real Racing Fan]

Oh and btw
http://www.owensworld.com/funnyimages/files/1219_700889_big.jpg


http://www.motivationalz.com/pictures/amazing_budget_cuts.jpg

[SunriseMoon]

NO LIES I SWEAR TO ELI I AM THIS SKINNY:

http://www.dashmag.com/images/Anorexic.jpg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqz1ojIQTBk

[kijib]

children pleez!!! stop this!

[The prez 12521]

children pleez!!! stop this!

i think we need a good spanking..


http://mokellyreport.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/spanking1.jpg

[dogmeat]

HOLY SHIOT! that made me ROFLCOPTER

NO LIES I SWEAR TO ELI I AM THIS SKINNY:

http://www.dashmag.com/images/Anorexic.jpg


pictures of skinny dudes?

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/9_uxR_uyIlo/0.jpg
http://images.huffingtonpost.com/gen/10830/thumbs/s-SKINNY-BOYS-large.jpg
http://wizeguyz.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/skinny_jeans.jpg
http://districtramblings.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/20090915condom082.jpg
http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2008/02/27/fat_bloke_lead_wideweb__470x313,0.jpg

[dogmeat]

i think we need a good spanking..


http://mokellyreport.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/spanking1.jpg

What about a good SKINNING?

http://i574.photobucket.com/albums/ss187/GravityKillsPics/Skinning-2.jpg

[SunriseMoon]

what about a good skinning?

http://i574.photobucket.com/albums/ss187/gravitykillspics/skinning-2.jpg

woooow

[kijib]

What about a good SKINNING?

http://i574.photobucket.com/albums/ss187/GravityKillsPics/Skinning-2.jpg

what is wrong with you?
LEAVE RIGHT NOW

[The prez 12521]

what has search overload done to us!?!?!?!!?

[dogmeat]

what is wrong with you?
LEAVE RIGHT NOW


ok, but


brb

[SunriseMoon]

what is wrong with you?
LEAVE RIGHT NOW

http://www.thenazareneway.com/vegetarian/skinning.jpg

[dogmeat]

http://www.thenazareneway.com/vegetarian/skinning.jpg


see, nothing wrong with this, you eat the product after all, you might as well know how your food is made!

[SunriseMoon]

see, nothing wrong with this, you eat the product after all, you might as well know how your food is made!

Mmm, I love me a good pig on mah pizza.

[da shiz wiz 19]

I'm crying right now...tears of sadness

[gatorsxrule]

Oh and btw
http://www.owensworld.com/funnyimages/files/1219_700889_big.jpg


http://www.motivationalz.com/pictures/amazing_budget_cuts.jpg

http://www.demotivateus.com/posters/budget-cuts-jet-demotivational-posters.jpg

[The prez 12521]

I'm crying right now...tears of sadness

i, am terrrified, daddy, save me...

[kijib]

i, am terrrified, daddy, save me...

i will my son!
hang in there!

[dogmeat]

i will my son!
hang in there!

where is our story about romance?

[The prez 12521]

i will my son!
hang in there!

hang in there like that pig? are you trying to terrify me? i am shaking!

[kijib]

where is our story about romance?

look a few posts back

[da shiz wiz 19]

Rice and Water

My world has been shattered. My life feels empty. I no longer have a soul; my morals are dead to me. Just days ago, I killed someone.

As if I had a choice! I never chose to be a part of this! I did not yearn for more than I needed. I did not choose to fight a war fueled by greed. Our leader, King Volsey, he tricked us, and doomed us all. Our planet used to be such a glorious place, a world which was half land and half water. Everyone was happy. How things have changed.

My race, the Abku, live in the water and we thrive in underwater cities. Our neighbors, the Doku, live on land. For as long as anyone can remember, the Abku and Doku have had a way of life that benefited both races. We both eat rice. And rice is the only food that we need to live, perhaps an adaptation both races had experienced after all other life, be it plant or animal, went extinct. It only rains on our side of the planet, and rice can only be planted on the fertile soil of the Doku’s land. Thus the Abku and Doku need one another. We give the Doku’s our water, they grow the rice.

But now, we are at war with one another, all because King Volsey wanted to rule the whole of the planet and be the Supreme Ruler. He led us to believe the Abku were planning to attack us, so we were rushed into battle before we could come to our senses. It was only then I realized how flawed our society was. Since the day we were born, my fellow Abku and I have let our “superiors” make all the decisions for us. How naïve we were, thinking that someone else maneuvering our lifestyles was ideal. Thanks to this war, at least I am free now. I shudder just thinking of how I used to be, living every day without really living. We would like to believe we were given false information from King Volsey, but the truth is that we willingly marched off to battle, being so used to taking orders. We let this happen, I let this happen.

At first King Adran, leader of the Doku, sought for an end to the violence, but the war soon opened his eyes that the Doku were more advanced than the Abku, and that he could easily do away with King Volsey and be Supreme Ruler himself. And so it became both our leaders succumbed to the temptations of greed. King Adran’s people are fighting for revenge, but they do not realize King Adran will not stop fighting until he controls the entire planet. I know nothing good can come from such greed. I killed a man…
“Cinsy! Cinsy! What are you doing?! We have to get ready! Hurry! A scout says a small army of Doku is headed this way! We must shoot them down before they get to close to the fort! Grab your bow! Toss that silly book of yours aside!”
“No Jip,” I said. “We must not fight; we have to convince the Doku we no longer wish to continue this war!”
“Don’t be so foolish, the Doku want revenge. We’ve already invaded their lands and burned their villages. It was wrong of us, but it can’t be helped. Now hurry!”
I grabbed my bow and followed my squad leader up one of the archery towers. But I did not wish to fight.
“Look at that!” marveled Jip. “They must be mad! Their army is only slightly larger than ours and they know it! With no obvious victor, this will surely be a bloodbath. I must go organize the swordsmen.”
“Prepare your bows! Prepare your arrows! They’re almost within range!” shrieked the Officer.
I did as I was told, but suddenly stopped and looked around me. I noticed all the other archers had been paralyzed with fear. How ironic it was that the only archer who was actually prepared to release his arrow was the one who was most against the violence. “What are you waiting for, you twit?!” the Officer asked. “Fire!”
I found myself obeying him, raising my bow above the ledge of the fort and finally letting my arrow fly. I watched as it gauged a Doku in the eye, causing him to stumble and be trampled by the soldiers running behind him. I’ve killed two now. Curse this habit! I am an individual! I will no longer obey anyone other than myself!
“Fire another! Quick!”
Instinctively, I drew my bow.
“Now!”
I fired.
“Another! Again! Again! Faster!”
I was swept away by the officer’s voice. I did the opposite of what I had planned, of what I wanted. I fought against my will, yet I killed willingly. By the end of that day I had lost count of how many men I had slain.
“Why am I doing this?” I asked myself. “Why?” I tossed and turned in my sleep.
Because it is your duty. King Volsey says it is the right thing to do. Listen to him, he is your superior. Listen to your superiors; you can’t possibly make such a decision for yourself. Listen and follow, that is what you must do. I was awoken by a rough shake. I gazed up to see Jip; I must have been talking in my sleep. He nodded his head and laid down on his cot beside mine.
“What are we fighting for, Jip? What does King Volsey need that is worth such violence?”
“King Volsey wanted to protect us. The Doku were planning an attack….” Jip seemed unsure of himself.
“You know just as well as I that this is not what the war is all about!” I struggled to contain my voice. “He wants more land! He’s unsatisfied there’s another king besides him. He wants control of all the planet’s rice and water. What good is rice and water when they are caked in blood? Let us flee from here! How much blood do you want on your hands? How much longer can we live off of our reserves of rice before we run out? We must flee!”
“No,” mumbled Jip. “Go to sleep, don’t ask such things of me. Go talk to the Officer, he’ll know what to do.”
“No. No he won’t…. everyone here is mindless and idiotic. Including me…” I broke into sobs; Jip was already snoring. I never heard of someone crying themselves to sleep.
“EARTHQUAKE! Earthquake!”
I was awoken to the sound of sirens and shouts. What loud noise they made! The fort was trembling. I wanted to bury myself under my cot. I had to escape the noise! And then suddenly, it grew quiet. Everyone was summoned outside. What I saw shocked me.
A mountain. A mountain as tall as the eye could see had formed off in the distance. Our fort and the Doku’s land had come closer together and a single mountain had been formed. It was unreal. And on top of that, vegetation seemed to be growing all over it. It was rice. Underwater rice had been growing in between our water and the Doku’s land. And now there was a mountain. We marveled at it for hours.
“Listen up!” the Officer shouted. “Word of this was sent to King Volsey. He has ordered us to claim that mountain. Whichever side has control of it gets all that rice! We must claim that mountain at all costs. In a few moments, we shall march to the mountain and establish a new base.”
“Is ownership of a silly mountain all King Volsey thinks about?” I heard myself say. “I am tired of this war. I’m going home.”
“We march soon, soldier. Get your weapons. And your disrespectful behavior will no longer be tolerated! Do I make myself clear?”
Listen to him, Cinsy. Do as he says. This is our way of life.
“I refuse to obey you. I am not your slave! I am whatever I choose to be!”
The Officer stood flabbergasted. Never before had any Abku uttered such words. I was frightened.
“The King will know what to do with you, “muttered the Officer, turning to face one of his men. “Send word of this to him now!”
“But sir,” interjected Jip. “We have no time. Let Cinsy stay here, his fate is in his own hands.”
Before I realized what was happening the fort was deserted and I was alone. I fell asleep.
I was awoken by the war cries of Doku. It must have been the entire Doku army. Having killed off the Abku, they must have bolstered their forces and set out to ransack the fort of the enemy. There was no way I could outrun them.
“Cinsy! Cinsy!” it was Jip. “Cinsy come with me, we have a transport! King Volsey came in it himself and he is willing to forgive you if you behave yourself from now on. Come! Don’t you want to live?”
I held out my hand to Jip.
That’s right. Be a good soldier and do as you’re told. King Volsey is your superior. He will know what to do with you. Trust him. I withdrew my hand.
“Listen, Jip. I can’t live in a society where none of my actions are of my own choice. I do not choose that society. I choose to choose for myself. Now go!”
Wordlessly, Jip turned and ran. The army was getting close.
What do you choose, Cinsy?
“I choose to be an individual. I choose to be free.”

The fort was shaking now, the stampede was here. I spread out on the floor, and shut my eyes. And I was happy.
everyone shut up

[kijib]

hang in there like that pig? are you trying to terrify me? i am shaking!

the faires will save us

http://www.eyesontutorials.com/images/Effects/VladStudio/tut33_RainbowWallpaper/rainbows_1024x768.jpg

[The prez 12521]

the faires will save us

http://www.eyesontutorials.com/images/Effects/VladStudio/tut33_RainbowWallpaper/rainbows_1024x768.jpg

pretty faires...i love paying money to get places..:D

[da shiz wiz 19]

the faires will save us

http://www.eyesontutorials.com/images/Effects/VladStudio/tut33_RainbowWallpaper/rainbows_1024x768.jpg
MAKE IT STOPPPPPsfg GZCaGVC SEAVFSGSDFGdgDZFBGVS

[The prez 12521]

MAKE IT STOPPPPPsfg GZCaGVC SEAVFSGSDFGdgDZFBGVS

we should make that an app :D

[AaronAMV]

lololololol

[dogmeat]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ITS HODAPPk

no silly! this is:

http://www.fugly.com/media/IMAGES/Sad/Insane_clown_Without_A_Posse.jpg

[The prez 12521]

alright im out. you guys have fun in Time out :D

[kijib]

alright im out. you guys have fun in Time out :D

dogmeat will be banned

[derek420]

Yeaaa..I'm unsubbing from this thread.

[The prez 12521]

dogmeat will be banned

and he will have scarred us all for life

[dogmeat]

dogmeat will be banned

why? It's just pictures !

This is so innocent:

http://www.yeah-oops.com/wp-content/uploads/child_molester.jpg

It's just 2 children, playing.

[kijib]

my children come in the fountain of purity and clean your souls

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3318/3507468052_5039e9a97d.jpg

[The prez 12521]

and on that note, goodbye and goodnight! thanks for the protection!

[da shiz wiz 19]

why? It's just pictures !

This is so innocent:

http://www.yeah-oops.com/wp-content/uploads/child_molester.jpg

It's just 2 children, playing.
What. The. ****.

[dogmeat]

my children come in the fountain of purity and clean your souls

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3318/3507468052_5039e9a97d.jpg


father, my feet are very dirty, will you wash them for me?

http://www.thesahara.info/feet/athletes_foot_danger.JPG

[gatorsxrule]

http://www.desktoprating.com/wallpapers/nature-wallpapers-pictures/huge-fire-wallpaper.jpg

[kijib]

father, my feet are very dirty, will you wash them for me?

http://www.thesahara.info/feet/athletes_foot_danger.JPG

no, but dogmeat will
or else no more Nintendo for him
http://www.inkycircus.com/jargon/images/sponge.jpg

[The prez 12521]

father, my feet are very dirty, will you wash them for me?

http://www.thesahara.info/feet/athletes_foot_danger.JPG

he is not your father! your an adoptee who needs to realize when to stop

[kijib]

GOOD NIGHT MY CHILDREN
here's your lullaby
psuRGfAaju4

[gatorsxrule]

http://i968.photobucket.com/albums/ae170/gatorsxrule/98ecccd7.jpg

[dogmeat]

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a353/phillytim/weblog/crazy/gay-mario.jpg
http://darkdiamond.net/wp-content/uploads/2006/10/youngmario4.JPG
http://asame2.web.infoseek.co.jp/mariof172.jpg
http://static.funnyjunk.com/pictures/super_mario_brothers_fanart_by_living_oxymoron.jpg
http://theawesomer.com/photos/2009/12/122909_mario_t.jpghttp://theawesomer.com/photos/2009/12/122909_mario_t.jpg

[The Bat Outta Hell]

Collegehumor from the last picture =P

[Hodapp]

It's a meeeeeeeeeee

[AaronAMV]

Wario!

[The Bat Outta Hell]

It's a meeeeeeeeeee
Let's reach Mushroom Kingdom together.

[dogmeat]

i'm very tired my friends and I'm looking for a new job on craigslist so no more funny pictures, i'm sorry my friends, have a muffin instead.

http://static.dropline.net/cats/images/Muffin-cat.jpg

[AaronAMV]

fail img link

[dogmeat]

fail img link

I actually like it better than muffin cat.

http://davidavery.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/on-wednesday-we-avoided-nasty-people.jpg?w=500&h=599

and if you manage to see that and survive, you will feel like this:

http://www.markryden.com/images/painting/blood/rose/detail.jpg

[Squirt Reynolds]

http://images.yakaboo.ua/i_upload/galery/preview/5/55/22857061.jpg

[yourofl10]

Best thread of all time lol.

[skipper587]

Best thread of all time lol.

How many times have you said that, I wonder? :P

[yourofl10]

How many times have you said that, I wonder? :P

Only this once.

[skipper587]

Only this once.

Alright. Maybe it was someone else who I've seen post that in like 5 different threads :P

[yourofl10]

Alright. Maybe it was someone else who I've seen post that in like 5 different threads :P

It was.

I must say kijib is very entertaining.

[Mr. Crazy]

WTF! Hodapp what are you going to do next? Make kijib a mod!!!!!!!!! :eek::eek::eek:

[gatorsxrule]

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/141/339416107_74927b0dc1.jpg

[dogmeat]

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/141/339416107_74927b0dc1.jpg

i love dogs :)

[DGH94]

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/141/339416107_74927b0dc1.jpg

PUG! (Sorry, I have one and obsess over them)

[Hodapp]

http://i.a-13.net/haters.gif

[songbird]

http://i.a-13.net/haters.gif

Love it- LOL. This forum is priceless. Who is making it into a movie?

[Squirt Reynolds]

http://images.yakaboo.ua/i_upload/galery/preview/5/40/60792055.jpg

[LBG]

kijib is now awesome
He gave us FIRE and MILK and STORIES :)

[Mr. Crazy]

http://i.a-13.net/haters.gif

Hodapp i want a answer, are you going to make kijib a mod? :p The forums will never be the same again if that happened.

[Hodapp]

I don't know it would take an awful lot of videos of kijib doing stupid stuff in real life for me even to consider I think.

[Will090]

I don't know it would take an awful lot of videos of kijib doing stupid stuff in real life for me even to consider I think.

Bring back harp player and make him a mod, he was hilarious :D

[The_Joker]

Upset the established order, then everything becomes…chaos.

[swishinj]

lol,this is a funny thread ;P

[Hodapp]

Upset the established order, then everything becomes…chaos.

I recently watched the Butterfly Effect again, and if anything Ashton Kutcher says in that movie is true, perhaps the butterfly effect of making kijib would prevent the annihilation of the human race? I mean really, it's not hard to connect the dots.

[The_Joker]

You... you really are incorruptible, aren't you?

[The_Joker]

Hahahahahhah

[MetroGnome217]

WHAT ARE YOU!
The criminals in this town used to believe in things. Honor... respect... What do you believe in?

[The_Joker]

I believe…whatever doesn't kill you simply makes you… …stranger.

[MidianGTX]

I believe…whatever doesn't kill you simply makes you… …stranger.

Are you going to keep doing that?

IP check, mods?

[MetroGnome217]

that guys good!
her even wrote gotham!
what is an ip check?

[yourofl10]

I believe…whatever doesn't kill you simply makes you… …stranger.

Nice name.

[yourofl10]

Is this the official post anything you want to thread?

If so, cool.

[skidbubble]

I am scarred for life. I have seen less disturbing threads on 4chan :o

[dogmeat]

I am scarred for life. I have seen less disturbing threads on 4chan :o

yeah, well you're lucky I removed the link to a very gruesome picture.

[KGameLover1]

yeah, well you're lucky I removed the link to a very gruesome picture.

-shudders-

[LBG]

Hey, I found a picture of kijib:

http://www.wlwt.com/2008/0930/17590422.jpg

And he said, "Not to worry. There is enough milk to go round to everyone".

[KGameLover1]

Hey, I found a picture of kijib:

http://www.wlwt.com/2008/0930/17590422.jpg

And he said, "Not to worry. There is enough milk to go round to everyone".

LOL, i am so posting that on the other thread!

[AaronAMV]

ITT: kgame is jealous

[KGameLover1]

ITT: kgame is jealous

Umm.... f* no.

[LBG]

KGameLover1 is very jealous because he wants udders and man-tittes.

But kijib needs and deserves them.

[KGameLover1]

LBG needs to shut up before KGameLover1 tracks his IP, comes to his neighborhood, and stalks him.

[AaronAMV]

KGameLover1 needs to shut up before AaronAMV tracks his IP, comes to his neighborhood, and stalks him.

[KGameLover1]

KGameLover1 needs to shut up before AaronAMV tracks his IP, comes to his neighborhood, and stalks him.

I'm using a proxy, suck on that.

[AaronAMV]

I know how to get through proxies. You're also implying that you've had a previous account on TA as you wouldn't need a proxy to normally get on.

[KGameLover1]

I know how to get through proxies. You're also implying that you've had a previous account on TA as you wouldn't need a proxy to normally get on.

No, I'm at an office, there are web-blockers.

[AaronAMV]

Aren't you 15?

[Foozelz]

No, I'm at an office, there are web-blockers.

An office? I never knew the homeless had access to offices!

[KGameLover1]

Aren't you 15?

With my parents. At the office. They're in a meeting. I'm bored. Duh.

An office? I never knew the homeless had access to offices!

WTH?

[AaronAMV]

right...

[Kunning]

kijib, my son, i forgive you

you are now off my ignore list

[Will090]

kijib, my son, i forgive you

you are now off my ignore list

Lmao nice location and sig :p

[Kunning]

Lmao nice location and sig :p

i dont know what you are talking about

have some milk!

http://unclevinny.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/glass-of-milk.jpg

[AaronAMV]

that doesn't look like milk to me.

[Kunning]

that doesn't look like milk to me.

then what does it look liek :confused::confused::confused:

[LBG]

i dont know what you are talking about

have some milk!

http://unclevinny.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/glass-of-milk.jpg

You get an A- for that post.
The milk was good, but the grammar needed to be worse.
Make sure that you attend all of kijib's lessons on "how to be awesome" :D

[AaronAMV]

watered down milk >:[