Hector Badge of Carnage: Adult Adventure iphone game

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  1. radchad1

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  3. bebo_beta2002

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    daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn the game is soooooooooooooooooooooooooo hot...wow wow can't really really wait damn....c'mon 2nd june come quickly :D:D
     
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    Some of the best lines ever heard in a video game.
     
  5. CygnetSeven

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    Better grab it in the first hour before Apple figures out what it is. I've seen lesser apps get banned for trivial stuff!
    BTW, I'm grabbing this one, looks fun!
     
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    Oh my god this looks hilarious. I'll buy it just for the comedic value.
     
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    #8 RonBurgundy, May 18, 2010
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    Ohoho! This looks amazing and it made it on my list... I can't wait for June 2nd and I hope apple doesn't ruin this gem... (the app store needs more adult games like this)

    EDIT: woah... I just epic failed on my sig... I hope this edit fixes it
     
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    All I can say is wow! Can't wait for this to come out. Please don't mess this up, Apple.
     
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    Yea for sure I swear if apple ruins this... we may have to revolt...
     
  10. jak56

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    that looks bleedin' hilarious. i probably wont get very far though, as point and click games aren't exactly my forte.
     
  11. CygnetSeven

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    Anyone heard a price on this yet? One week to go!
     
  12. Somerandomdude

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    I just took a look at this game, and it just looks awesome. I'm definitely going to have to give this one a go, if not for the writing and storyline alone.
     
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    Not long to go now, I'm really excited to see how this turns out.
     
  14. CygnetSeven

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    About 24 hours for the US. Get ready kiwis!

    The last two games I got excited about turned out to be a bust. I hope this one isn't.
     
  15. bebo_beta2002

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    c'mon hector just one more day and this awesome game will be released :D:D i just hope it gets approved on time and apple doesnt reject it :(
     
  16. CygnetSeven

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    From the Production Blog

    <Lifted from their website>

    With the launch date for the first instalment of the Hector: Fat Arse of the Law Badge of Carnage iApp fast approaching security around the studio has been stepped up to avoid any leaks being made before the official release date. Mostly in an attempt to keep the game away from Apple so they don’t realise that they have made a horrendous mistake in approving it!

    But even with security tighter than a mermaid’s brassier, there was a breach late last night where a couple of intruders broke into the studio and made off with the contents of my desk. All we have to go in this grainy image from our CCTV cameras at the rear of the buildings by the wheelie bins.

    Thankfully, as I don’t actually do any work, all they made off with was a computer riddled with pornography, one of those executive toys where you stick your hand into a load of pins and it looks like your hand, my Blu-Tac collection, a pen in the shape of a potato, a desk tidy filled with kirby grips and a disc that contains the greatest hits of Black Lace (CD-R).

    Police have very little to go on other than the image, although I did notice a potato pen for sale on eBay today. The seller’s name was Kimbo1976. Not much of a lead but I can’t imagine there are too many potato pens out there at the minute so the police are looking into it.

    So the game remains safely locked away ready to be released upon an unsuspecting world on 2nd June 2010.
     
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    You gotta love these guys. Definitely one of my most anticipated games -- can't wait for 11:00 PM :).

    BTW, it's out in NZ.
     
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    Holy Snap!

    Apple did approve it now I just got to buy it the very second its out in the US to hopefully avoid Apple banning it... (I hope they don't ban it... if they would censor the word "mole" I would not be suprised if they did ban it... :( )
     

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