Sacred Guns Uglysoft "A wonderfully psychotic shooter that you don’t want to miss." -The Awesome Cave "Sacred Guns is a cocktail of dementia,… Free Buy Now Watch Media Details"A wonderfully psychotic shooter that you don’t want to miss." -The Awesome Cave "Sacred Guns is a cocktail of dementia, hilariousness and parody." -AppsZoom When God decided to send a Great Flood to wipe sin from Earth, he assigned Noah to construct the Ark to keep him and the animals safe from harm... and YOU, the Archangel Mark Leung, to keep His unwanted creations out of the Ark. Wield up to 5 angelic weapons and keep Noah's Ark clean from those filthy, forsaken creatures--those that are too depraved, too ugly or too sickeningly cheerful to be saved. May your guns blaze righteously. Amen! Watch up to 12 full-voiced, hand-drawn cutscenes, complete with a secret ending! Controls: Thumb 1 AIMS, Thumb 2 FIRES. Tap weapon to switch. Upgrade yourself and your weapons between battles: Health, Power, Firing Rate, Mana Cost. Tactical fun: Manage your mana wisely with 5 deadly weapons. Some even charge automatically for even more powerful shots! WATCH THE TRAILER: Uglysoft.net LIKE US: Facebook.com/uglysoft Information Seller:Uglysoft Genre:Action, Arcade Release:Dec 01, 2012 Updated:Feb 06, 2015 Version:1.1.6 Size:290.5 MB TouchArcade Rating:Unrated User Rating: (1) Your Rating:unrated Compatibility:HD Universal ninjackid Well-Known Member May 27, 2010 9,380 2 38 #2 ninjackid, Mar 7, 2013 So, it's like the original Battle Bears, but with an afro'd angel, busty babes, and teletubbies? dariusjr98 Well-Known Member Aug 4, 2012 937 0 0 A state in a country in a continent in the world #3 dariusjr98, Mar 8, 2013 Count me the f*** in. Eoghann Well-Known Member May 29, 2012 1,367 0 0 IT Guy/Graphic Designer/Gamer New York #4 Eoghann, Mar 8, 2013 Haha wtf is going on in this game? Gotta check it out. Drummerboycroy Well-Known Member Apr 2, 2012 4,172 0 36 Clinician Maine! #5 Drummerboycroy, Mar 8, 2013 Wow. Just watched Sanuku's gameplay video... Uhm. Pass. Yeah, I think I'll leave it at that. Too bad, because if the game was 1/10th as sweet as the icon... but it so isn't. DBC Connector Well-Known Member May 6, 2012 15,512 1 0 In the Chatroom http://thechatroom.freeforums.net/ #6 Connector, Mar 8, 2013 Wowzers... This game is funny. Gunning down Children's cartoon characters? Wowzers... What a name of the developer, screenshot attached... Wow... Attached Files: image.jpg File size: 59 KB Views: 1 Connector Well-Known Member May 6, 2012 15,512 1 0 In the Chatroom http://thechatroom.freeforums.net/ #7 Connector, Mar 8, 2013 I gotta throw up a screenshot from my new ipad to show you all what you are missing... Attached Files: image.jpg File size: 329.7 KB Views: 5 7lilwhitewolf7 Well-Known Member Feb 1, 2012 3,129 15 38 Male Not hear on earth Georgia,Cleveland Ohio,Texas,New York #8 7lilwhitewolf7, Mar 8, 2013 Now thatz scary Connector Well-Known Member May 6, 2012 15,512 1 0 In the Chatroom http://thechatroom.freeforums.net/ #9 Connector, Mar 8, 2013 No, this is... Justin Bieber's head on a crab... Wowzers, the intro and cutscenes are hilarious!!! Lockedz it for sure! Game is meh, but man, it is funny! Kinda funny, that they spell " What?" Attached Files: image.jpg File size: 352.6 KB Views: 3 roorooroo Well-Known Member Dec 24, 2010 148 0 16 #10 roorooroo, Mar 8, 2013 lol, we need more parody in games. Exact-Psience Well-Known Member Jan 12, 2012 22,664 2 38 The Work-At-Home Guy Philippines #11 Exact-Psience, Mar 8, 2013 I think the antiques are awesome. Lockedz. Drummerboycroy Well-Known Member Apr 2, 2012 4,172 0 36 Clinician Maine! #12 Drummerboycroy, Mar 8, 2013 Yeah, that pretty much seals it. DBC EfratBarTal Well-Known Member Mar 5, 2011 2,351 17 38 Female CEO Tel-Aviv #13 EfratBarTal, Mar 8, 2013 Last edited: Mar 8, 2013 uglysoft? teletubbies?? lol UPDATE: now saw this is a FMA apps..56 credits only but still better than nothing. deanpack25 New Member Mar 8, 2013 1 0 0 #14 deanpack25, Mar 8, 2013 Last edited by a moderator: Mar 8, 2013 Spam Connector Well-Known Member May 6, 2012 15,512 1 0 In the Chatroom http://thechatroom.freeforums.net/ #15 Connector, Mar 8, 2013 56 credits? Well, better than nothing I suppose. Hopefully I won't have to reload. Too bad the game wasn't just a little bit better, it would have been a pretty good game. But, funny as hell, kinda seems like a Japanese humour wacked out anime or something. Great laugh, might even pay 99 cents just to unlock all the cuts scenes. Whoever did all the cutscenes did a pretty good job, and with such a sarcastic sense of humour, would be a pretty funny TA member. Capricornman Well-Known Member Dec 8, 2011 2,993 0 0 #16 Capricornman, Mar 8, 2013 Last edited: Mar 8, 2013 Yes I've always felt there has never been enough sarcasm on TA Did I just contribute to the cause .....? PS: I did purchase this game when it first came out. It's a well made game with good humor but I found the difficulty ramped up to quick and there was stability issues on my touch 4g. So I've put it on the burner. Amazingly I've kept it on my device and it was updated just recently... Maybe I'll open it up some day Connector Well-Known Member May 6, 2012 15,512 1 0 In the Chatroom http://thechatroom.freeforums.net/ #17 Connector, Mar 8, 2013 Wow, you admit to buying this? Hehe. You are brave. But funny cutscenes, wish more games were this funny. Capricornman Well-Known Member Dec 8, 2011 2,993 0 0 #18 Capricornman, Mar 8, 2013 Yes I did buy it but in my defence I know it wasn't $4.99! Think it was $.99 Oh well (You must log in or sign up to post here.) Show Ignored Content Share This Page Tweet Your name or email address: Do you already have an account? No, create an account now. Yes, my password is: Forgot your password? Stay logged in
Wow. Just watched Sanuku's gameplay video... Uhm. Pass. Yeah, I think I'll leave it at that. Too bad, because if the game was 1/10th as sweet as the icon... but it so isn't. DBC
Wowzers... This game is funny. Gunning down Children's cartoon characters? Wowzers... What a name of the developer, screenshot attached... Wow...
No, this is... Justin Bieber's head on a crab... Wowzers, the intro and cutscenes are hilarious!!! Lockedz it for sure! Game is meh, but man, it is funny! Kinda funny, that they spell " What?"
uglysoft? teletubbies?? lol UPDATE: now saw this is a FMA apps..56 credits only but still better than nothing.
56 credits? Well, better than nothing I suppose. Hopefully I won't have to reload. Too bad the game wasn't just a little bit better, it would have been a pretty good game. But, funny as hell, kinda seems like a Japanese humour wacked out anime or something. Great laugh, might even pay 99 cents just to unlock all the cuts scenes. Whoever did all the cutscenes did a pretty good job, and with such a sarcastic sense of humour, would be a pretty funny TA member.
Yes I've always felt there has never been enough sarcasm on TA Did I just contribute to the cause .....? PS: I did purchase this game when it first came out. It's a well made game with good humor but I found the difficulty ramped up to quick and there was stability issues on my touch 4g. So I've put it on the burner. Amazingly I've kept it on my device and it was updated just recently... Maybe I'll open it up some day
Wow, you admit to buying this? Hehe. You are brave. But funny cutscenes, wish more games were this funny.