New! From TouchMeThere studios: Puppy Tormentor 3000 I guarantee this is not like any game you have played before! Totally original concept and gameplay idea! Surprise your friends! STORY: Take on the role of the enterprising Marcus Vic as you get these dogs ready for the big time! They've got to be toughened up! FEATURES: Over 20 unique and creative implements, tools, and devices! Recruit employees who raise their skills with experience! Time attack, survival, and campaign modes! Incredible graphic engine - Puppies and their injuries look almost real! The sound effects will blow you away! Recorded overseas in an undisclosed location! SCREENSHOTS: We are ready for the beta phase! PM me if you'd like to be a tester.
Ick! Oh my god!!!!!! What the heck is wrong with you???????? Torturing puppies!!!! That's just sick and cruel! Please mods, delete this post!!!! This makes me sick!!!
This is just simply cruel imo. I'll pass. EDIT: by the way it's illegal to torturer dogs (ie: Michael Vick fighting dogs). So maybe it's illegal to torture dogs in a virtual app. (I can only wish)
Looks terrible/horrible. I would never even buy it if it looked good. Next time, try a different theme, and put some effort into it rather than just using paint and google images. A blind, one armed chimpanzee under the influence of meth could produce a better app than this. I can't believe you are even asking for beta testers. edit - second thoughts. This is even worse than I first thought. Not only is it bad quality/shite, but it is disgusting/disturbing/sick/wrong. You make Khalid Saikh look like a God. Devs like you should be run over by truck, then shot, then run over again for good measure.
i've read that children who are happy to harm animals are more likely to commit violent crime. does the developer have something he'd like to admit?
Get out of here with that shit. What is wrong with you? Why on earth would anyone want to play this horrible "game?" I don't understand...
must be the same dev as baby shaker app and just like that app i hope it never gets approved but some how it will adding to app store garbage pile good job
Sorry but my mouth is on the floor with horror over this. I thought I read the title wrong. Please delete this post mods. Its totally an app in BAD TASTE. This is the kind of app that raises red flags for the need for a psych eval. Either that or you miss April Fool's Day buddy. I just don't know what to say.
This thread reminds me that I wanted to announce 2 games that i'll be submitting to Apple soon. (you guys are gonna love these) In one of them, you poke infants with sharp objects until they scream bloody murder. You get point multipliers for every open wound you inflinct. I expect it to hit the top of the charts within a couple weeks. (it makes that "Baby Shaker" app look like an episode of Sesame Street) In my second game, you throw senior citizens down flights of stairs, and you move up a level every time they break a hip. Oh, and you get huge bonuses every time they soil their Depends in fear. PM me if you're interested in beta-testing these. Or you can skip that, and just send me your money to reserve a copy, as i'm sure you'll want to be the first on your block to own these. I'll see you in Hell, thanks, Satan
I love it how you signed up just to make that comment Yeah maybe you should try appvee they may take cr*p like that (TA RULES!) Also ngmoco better watch out! Touch Pets could take a serious fall in profit if this comes out By the way I love dogs and this app should be sent to the app graveyard with baby shaker R.I.P (Rest in Pieces! you sick people)
If that is directed to me, please check my join date. Indeed it was this month, but it was more than a week ago.
Haha, AppVee SUCKS ASS. That guy from the video reviews sounds like a microsoft text-speech program and he only briefly goes over the game and basically the reviews suck.
Yeah I think Touch Arcade should do more with their youtube channel and get users to do video reviews!
This is almost 100% a joke, it'll never make it through the submission process haha. This should be locked.
