Hello everyone , I'm here to present you a game i have been working on almost three months now it's based on slicing objects like ninja fruit but in this game you actually slice turds. There are two different modes the story mode which include different levels and stunning environments and also dynamic objects. there is also a rating system similar to many games on the app store and also a high score menu which include your different scores on these levels. there is the endless mode which is quite similar to the ninja fruit game it's based on how much you can stand without slicing a 3 TNT object. So finally Turd cut is quite of a fun game in a cartoonist way and also provide a cool game play The levels are dynamic which mean for every different level there are new clothes or hats for turds which make you stand in front of your ipad or iphones for hours of fun game play. Cheers. link to the video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gl5ZWezOZdY
'Hey, man, whatcha workin' on? Oh, I've been working on a game where you cut up pieces of shit! It's gonna be the next Angry Birds! (Shaking my head) Uh, I dunno, dude. Is that all you can come up with?' How embarrassing. (just can't see how someone could be proud of that........ Rolling my eyes)
Yeah, it sounds kinda weird for a game idea but let's be nice here. For all we know the game could be better than Angry Birds haha Let's be nice to the dev and give the game a chance before starting to sh!t on it (pun intended lol)
I would have called it "Cut the Crap". Anyway I hope the developer is flushed with success as I'm sure this game will get to number 2 on the AppStore. I hope it won't take a dump in the charts. I think I'm going to log how well it does when it finally drops. I wonder how the fans will take it when this hits them. Well I'm glad I got that out of my system.
I don't know about being the next Angry Birds, but it will most definitely be the next Angry Turds! EDIT: Oh and here is a game idea for the dev - Why not make a game called 'Turd Cutter' where you use 2 fingers to pinch off a sphincter and a cut a turd into the toilet bowl. The tricky part is that the turd is constantly going in and out and you want to cut it off at a certain percentage. You could even have a 3 stars system based on how big the turd cut off is. As the levels get harder, so do the turds and they will require more "force" to clip, you'll need to pinch several times at the same spot. Add a timer and some decent graphics and pray for App Store approval and you've got a Top-10 game on your hands (just make sure you wash them off). There you go, you can have that one for free.