Just realised you can't copy and paste reviews on an iPod touch. Dear oh dear. Enviro bear has some pretty hilarious reviews.
PES (6 quid) Just bought it so I could write this review.Looks good but won't be playing it it is just not in my liking even though I have not played it.
A review I saw today for tiny wing when i was posting mine "Gud game but sud b free" - 2 stars. I was dumbfounded after seeing that.
Well now that gameloft does IAP full versions I see alot of reviews suddenly saying it's way overpriced and should be a max of 4$... (Totally don't agree with that!)
Tons of Battleheart reviewers seem to not know that you can replay levels you've already passed. Plus, check out this guy's review: "Might be the worst game I've ever played on the iPod touch. The 1st level is impossible and it's so repetitive. DO NOT BUY" Wow, he says it's repetitive after giving up on the first level. If mentally challenged people stopped buying strategy games, Battleheart would have five stars in the App Store. PS, it's hilarious to see other reviews people like this have written in iTunes by clicking on their name.
An Aralon review: "Horrible (3 Stars) This ap os pl nut it nds better graphcs n eser missions oops i mean quests the prce is wy to hi if someone made it 3.99$ it would be a gd prce dont buy ths ap" Yep, people need to learn how to write, think, and make realistic requests. Oh, and not expect everything to be cheaper than a sandwich.
This app is not good(?) it needs better graphics and easier missions oops I mean quests. The price is way too high. If someone made it 3.99, it would be a good price, don't buy this app. The first part was very hard to translate @.@
I like the people who say: I'll rate this one star for the icon, or the music, when they have to rate at least one and don't have an option, that's pretty great. Falling Fred has some good ones. The Canabalt review where the guy says I'll try jumping rooftops once I get to 2000m.... Well he's probably dead. And if you don't like enviro-bear, your a communist.
Strange, I'm quite sure TA changed my post, because it was "This ap is ok but it nds better grphcs (...)"
I know at least half the bad reviews on modern combat are CoD fans wanting it to be exactly like CoD saying it needs everything Black ops and Modern Warfare 2 have. The Appstore should make people take an IQ test before there allowed to post reviews.
Does the guy not realise he is on a computer. Why did he not just delete the words. Although it could be worse, he could have tried to tipex out the mistake.
I'm pretty sure he wrote that with his iPod..you can submit submit reviews that way too if you didn't know.
Just read some of the Tiny Wings low ratings... Other people say all the good ratings are fraud and apple should investigate and remove the app..........some give 1 star for no retina and the rest seem to just be mad it beat angry birds....