HEY!! Are you over 17? Love violence? Breaking stuff? Crude humour? YOU ARE NEEDED!

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  1. MillipedeCreative

    MillipedeCreative Well-Known Member

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    #1 MillipedeCreative, Mar 22, 2012
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    *****Sorry everyone - all full!!!! Thank you so much for your enthusiasm. I really appreciate it!

    ...but hey! Seeing you're here, join the convo ... or are you a spineless prat that enjoys civilised and refined games, whilst sipping tea and feeling depressed because your girlfriend finds you pathetic and is looking for a fitter and larger man? No time for you then... Players of this game are HARD!

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    Hey all,

    If you are a fan of:

    Violence reined upon innocent victims;
    Blatant and public displays of sexual promiscuity;
    Breaking, smashing, and demolishing public and private property;
    Blood and excrement;
    Puerile humour?

    ...and you need to be over 17 years old. This is no game for kids. I'm not sorry.

    SO!
    If you answered 'yes' to all of the above, you're going to love this...
    We need you to give us a quick hand to test our latest upcoming game.

    We need you to have either an iPhone 3GS or newer, the latest gen iPod touch running iOS 4+.

    I can't reveal anything (i.e. screenshots, trailers etc) in this forum as yet, as the build is currently being previewed by a select (and lucky) group in the media and other powers that be.

    If you are interested in helping us out, you will:
    a) see the build before anyone else and help shape it's path
    b) see your name in the credits at launch
    c) be willing to fill out a stupidly simple survey when you are finished

    We only need 15 of you, so get in quick! PM me with an email and I'll invite you to join our TestFlight team.

    THANKS!!

    Wil from Millipede

    www.millipede.com.au
     
  2. roy1d_nld

    roy1d_nld Member

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    Mail sended
     
  3. robiow

    robiow Well-Known Member

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    Sent also
     
  4. El_Enemigo

    El_Enemigo Active Member

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    #4 El_Enemigo, Mar 22, 2012
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    Count me in. :)
    Love violence, have lot's of free time, an Iphone and a good reputation in Game Center. :)

    Oh, and I'm 25!
     
  5. justln

    justln Well-Known Member

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    Applied. :)
     
  6. Jordanrracer

    Jordanrracer Well-Known Member

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    Applied! :D.

    I hope it's something like GTA or Happywheels.
     
  7. silentcorp

    silentcorp Well-Known Member

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    I'd be happy to help test! I have a 4s and am 33 years old if that matters.
     
  8. MillipedeCreative

    MillipedeCreative Well-Known Member

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    ummm....not exactly. ;)
     
  9. MillipedeCreative

    MillipedeCreative Well-Known Member

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    Awesome! Can you PM me with your email address so I can send you a link?
     
  10. Jordanrracer

    Jordanrracer Well-Known Member

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    WHO CARES! It has gore!! ;)
    I got the email!
    Now i'm waiting to be accepted into the testflight group, and receive the build! :D
     
  11. DaGreen1

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    #11 DaGreen1, Mar 22, 2012
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    Sent mine in, waiting to do bad things to small creatures for my sick and twisted pleasure. 23 years old here with 4th gen touch.
     
  12. MillipedeCreative

    MillipedeCreative Well-Known Member

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    Christ! Who would have thought violence and dick jokes would be so popular!? ;)

    We've hit our quota peeps - thank you so much to everyone that put their hand up!

    That said - invites have been sent to join the Test Flight team, however if we don't get a response to the invite in the next day or so, we'll be opening up to anyone else who missed out in this first round!
     
  13. DaGreen1

    DaGreen1 Well-Known Member

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    It's violence and dick jokes, and most of us are guys. Show me a man who doesn't like dick jokes and violence of the gratuitous kind, and I will show you a sad lonely shell of a person.
     
  14. bigrand1

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    PM sent! Hope I can be in on this!
    Or if someone flakes, write me in for the 2nd round, please!
    Thanks!
     
  15. MillipedeCreative

    MillipedeCreative Well-Known Member

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    Couldn't agree more!
     
  16. gunxsword

    gunxsword Well-Known Member

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    Puerile humour.

    I find it better to sometimes laugh at the joke rather than laugh with it.
     
  17. Jordanrracer

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    Game doesn't even go past loading screen on iPod touch 4th gen 8gig 5.1 iOS. Crashes at the icon when you load the game. :(

    The build doesn't work
     
  18. robiow

    robiow Well-Known Member

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    This is a game the app store needs, beta works flawlessly on 4S.

    Very enjoyable and well polished
     
  19. Origon

    Origon Active Member

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    hey i got an acceptance email into the beta but i still haven't got my email for the build.. help
     
  20. DaGreen1

    DaGreen1 Well-Known Member

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    Same here. Wouldn't work at all, even on 5.0.1. Same iPod touch as the guy I quoted.
     

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