i know its a shortcut but since english is not my mother language i don't know for what. so sorry for that dumb question. ;-)
toftt stands for take one for the team, basically just meaning purchase the app and let everyone know how it is
It depends on the day. Here are some of the many meanings: Turmoil Of Festive Trading Times The Only Fair Tickling Test Time Of Fun Tricycle Tampering Tits Out For The Touching Tim-Langdell Offers Failed Trademark Threats
Either you didn't pick up on the heavy usage of sarcasm, or you just made a horrible joke. Either way works.