What's the worst iDevice game you've played?

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  1. SkyMuffin

    SkyMuffin Well-Known Member

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  2. sammysin

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    Hell Jump
    Zombie Cannon Carnage.
     
  3. Will090

    Will090 Well-Known Member

    Can't decide between Jet Car Stunts, Super Quick Hook, Space Miner, Infinity Gene, Minisquadron, Angry Birds, Secret of Bryce Manor, and Hook Champ. All of them suck horribly
     
  4. 270Kp

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    Gasp!:eek: Your joking right. I'll say Pig Jump is the worst game I've ever played.
     
  5. MasterChief3624

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    90% of GameSalad games (hey, that percentage has gone down lately. Crazy)
    Vuvuzela vs. Zombies
    Be Free or Die
    Snail Watch
     
  6. LBG

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    No he's dead serious. Why did you think he was joking?
     
  7. csklimowski

    csklimowski Well-Known Member

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    This is a pretty misleading post. You could have at least put a :rolleyes: at the end to let people know that you're joking.
     
  8. 270Kp

    270Kp Well-Known Member

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    I knew he was joking the whole time.:p
     
  9. MasterChief3624

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    I thought the fact that he named eight games that are always considered the best apps ever was a pretty good indicator that he was joking :rolleyes:
     
  10. 270Kp

    270Kp Well-Known Member

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    I really didn't like Super Quick Hook all that much. I bought it because of the hype. :)
     
  11. MidianGTX

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    The first person to say Enviro-bear fails at life.
     
  12. MasterChief3624

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    Okay, but you're not saying that about the other seven games :p

    I'm talking in general. The majority of the forum is in love with those games. :cool:

    Full disclosure: I'm not the biggest fan of Hook Champ (adore Super Quick Hook, though :)) and Angry Birds. I'm still not sure why everyone has fallen in love with Angry Birds :eek:
     
  13. mlkaufman

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    Jim and Frank Mysteries for the iPad.

    Long stretches of poorly voice acted story, followed by very simple puzzles. And all the while they are offering to sell you DLC to allow you to skip some of the puzzles. I hated everything about it.
     
  14. 270Kp

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    Yea, I don't even own all of those games.:eek:

    The only other ones I have are Angry Birds, Minisquadron, and Jet Car Stunts. Those are amazing.:)
     
  15. foxmulderino

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    Super Quick Hook, Angry Birds, Ballon Headed Boy, Fingerstone, Robocalypse, Osmos
     
  16. Smartman294

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    I do not even know what Enviro-bear is I just wanted to see how people would react
     
  17. Will090

    Will090 Well-Known Member

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  18. CygnetSeven

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    What?! I love My Balls!

    Same with me with Daisy Mae. Then the developers dropped it like a lead balloon. It's not a bad game but not that great either.
     
  19. MidianGTX

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    It's because people love 2D physics-based games, unlike all these attempts at bringing console technology to the iPhone, they actually work really well on the device and suit the control methods.
     
  20. JCat

    JCat Well-Known Member

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    Worse games I've played:

    iCoaster -- it was free but it's all about in app purchases. The concept is terrible, and the developer put up a misleading description, thinking you're going to be riding famous coasters around the world; It's a disgrace
    (stick to Air Coaster)

    Hero of Sparta HD VERSION - yes, the original iPhone/touch version a few years back was very cool, particularly since there was not much like it yet on the iphone/touch. Fast forward to iPad's launch and witness the star of lets make a quick buck without thinking of the customer. This version actually took the game, mauled it. Horrible resolution, broken sound effects and immense frame rate drops.
     

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