Local singles looking for love

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  1. adriilabsjoy

    adriilabsjoy Well-Known Member

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    anyone from sunnyvale here? lol :)
     
  2. Nope, from sunny Los Angeles. Beach babes galore.
     
  3. Teh_Ninja

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    I'm from sunny Dallas... Does that count?
     
  4. Echoseven

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    Please don't post misleading and random titles. If you can think of a better title, I'll change it to that.

    (I was going to delete the thread altogether, but though I might as well have some fun)
     
  5. #5 Connector, Feb 11, 2013
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    Looking for an anime cosplay girl with abs like Lara Croft, and nice bikini lines like in Dead or Alive Extreme Beach Volleyball.

    Must have graphically enhanced graphical assets, and be willing to share time with me and my ipad and hdmi tv. Must have a kind heart and be a good cook. Thank you.
     

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  6. KennyK

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    Hi. I don't believe we have met before? :p
     
  7. Primoz

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    That would be 350$ an hour.

    I also accept Paypal payment.
     
  8. Echoseven, this thread of yours isn't working!!!
     
  9. JBRUU

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    Ha! This thread is hilarious XD
     
  10. DannyTheElite

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  11. KevinS

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    Do you take debit. lol. :)
     
  12. Quazonk

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    This thread makes me sad inside.
     
  13. ninjackid

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    I ❤ Boobies.
     
  14. #14 Connector, Feb 12, 2013
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    Ninjackid, I hope the mods change your title to this... Just like they did to Jbruu... Haha :p

    Alas, my first listing got only two strange reponses, I feel a little like Manti Te'o.

    In fact, I am seriously considering asking Echoseven a refund of my 99 cent ad fee. But, a helpless romantic, I still am, so I will try again.

    This time, I am looking for a Megan Fox lookalike, in fact, if you are her twin sister, then all the better. To prevent Catfishing, I will not accept any inquiries from anyone whose user name starts with Kevin...

    Attached is a screenshot of what I am hoping for. It would be nice if you are good at cleaning in a French Maids uniform, and could wash my car with a nice bikini on. Would be nice too if you like hdmi tv games. Must have a kind and sympathetic heart.

    Signed,
    A Hopeless Romantic

    ...
     

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  15. Vovin

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    I am looking for a gamer version of Adriana Lima, thank you.
     
  16. Wowzers, you got good taste too Vovin, I too will accept this look too in my ad.

    Thank you.
     

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  17. ninjackid

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    Actually, I want a Miranda Kerr look-alike, who loves movies and who loves to cuddle by the fireside in nothing but a Snuggie. One Snuggie. Two people in one Snuggie.
     
  18. I guess she was a Victoria Secrets girl right? Hard to find a good picture with her clothes on!!! Hehe :p
     

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  19. ninjackid

    ninjackid Well-Known Member

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    Yes, she is! Lemme tell you what, that Orlando Bloom is one lucky son of a gun to have her as his wife.

    If there are no Miranda Kerr look-likes, I will settle for a Keeley Hazell look-alike.
     
  20. Wow, she married Orlando Bloom? That is pretty cool. Guess they won't be responding to your ad though :(

    It was super super hard finding a picture of Keeley Hazell on google images. I guess she must be another lingerie model, cause I went through a ton of pictures, and this one was the only one I could find that she had clothes on.
     

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