Boobies! [free boob simulator]

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  1. patrickC

    patrickC Active Member

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    #1 patrickC, Dec 1, 2009
    Last edited: Mar 12, 2010
    EDIT:
    Boobies has been rejected by Apple and will likely never see the App Store.
    Perhaps we'll one day see the birth of the "Explicit" category...



    Hello all,
    with great pleasure I would like to announce that my second app, Boobies, has been submitted to Apple on the 29th of November.

    Description:
    Join the revolution!
    Bag yourself a pair of realistic and super bouncy boobies for your iPhone, take them out and jiggle them about every time you're feeling down, guaranteed to bring laughter and happiness wherever and whenever!

    Keep an eye out for updates too, the boobies in your iPhone will keep improving and bring you pleasant surprises!

    And the best part? It's all free! Because we believe in a better world with more Boobies for everyone!

    Features

    * - Physically simulated breasts
    * - Interact with multi-touch and accelerometer
    * - 5 types of bra/bikini, 3 skin colours, and many more to come!

    Enjoy Boobies responsibly, treat them gently and don't break them!

    Screenshot:
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    Thanks!
     
  2. rIcHrAnDoM

    rIcHrAnDoM Well-Known Member
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    I think if Apple approves the name "Boobies", when you submit an update/sequel you should call it "Boobies; Even More Boob Baskets:)

    Good Luck
     
  3. JoshCM

    JoshCM Well-Known Member

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    can't wait to see if this gets approved... lol
     
  4. ImNoSuperMan

    ImNoSuperMan Well-Known Member

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    Fixed ;)
     
  5. jak56

    jak56 Well-Known Member

    thats not very realistic at all-there are no bumps where the nipples should be!

    i mean, what the hell!?
     
  6. drelbs

    drelbs Well-Known Member

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    Hehe, missing option: "Smuggling raisins" ;)
     
  7. MidianGTX

    MidianGTX Well-Known Member

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    Padded bra?

    Do we only have the option of unrealistically disproportioned boobs? :rolleyes:
     
  8. jak56

    jak56 Well-Known Member

    dammit! i hate padded bra!

    and to answer your question, if they made it 'normal sized' they wouldn't be that jiggly, therefore less fun.

    maybe a slider to adjust boob size
     
  9. Foozelz

    Foozelz Well-Known Member

    make an option to get them wet
     
  10. Dylan1696

    Dylan1696 Well-Known Member

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    I think all of this is hilarious. I wonder what would happen if a "woman with an opinion" came across this thread and this APP. Think of all the colorful comments that would ensue. :) If this app is done well, then it could be as big as the fart button ya know! Future updates could have different viewing angles and maybe a even a "create your own pair "section. This one could be big! :) Funny stuff though.
     
  11. jak56

    jak56 Well-Known Member

    i fully agree with your whole post! this app could be a great success!

    now let's wait for a woman with an opinion...:)
     
  12. drelbs

    drelbs Well-Known Member

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    Then they'd probably have to put a giant black box over them. :( (see: Action Babes)
     
  13. patrickC

    patrickC Active Member

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    Hi all, and thanks for all the comments.
    We're still waiting to hear from Apple regarding the approval of "Boobies".

    Regarding the features, judging on feedback and interest in the app we'll upgrade it to implement a slider for boob size, multiple views and a custom girl kit :)

    For now, we're just curious to get reactions and feedback and see how much people enjoy Boobies :)

    Again, thanks for the comments and suggestions,
    I'll keep you posted with updates,
    Patrick
     
  14. ImNoSuperMan

    ImNoSuperMan Well-Known Member

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    You didnt need to create an app to find that out :p
     
  15. Rachel

    Rachel Well-Known Member

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    It'd be a shame if this doesn't make it through the approval process :rolleyes:.

    I'll leave it at that :p
     
  16. AlvinDj

    AlvinDj Well-Known Member

    Oh.. I thought it is already in Appstore LOL... bound to receive lot'sa scrutinies if it does :)
     
  17. Kintaro360

    Kintaro360 Well-Known Member

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    Unfortunately it's not in the Austrian store yet... Will it come?
     
  18. ImNoSuperMan

    ImNoSuperMan Well-Known Member

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    If only you had noticed the text above that picture in the first post :rolleyes:

     
  19. Kintaro360

    Kintaro360 Well-Known Member

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    Sorry, I was a little bit abgelenkt from ze boobies :D
     
  20. Wegmans

    Wegmans Well-Known Member

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    I saw the title of this thread and totally searched the app store for boobies...

    Good luck, I hope you get it approved!
     

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