Welcome to Die!

I haz a seriuz qwestshin!!!!

Do you think Nippy like black guys?

 

Why? You lookin' for some fresh meat?

 

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I want Velcro

 

give me a picture of a troll face

 

I'm sure you've got one at home; a self-portrait will work very well.

 

I stand corrected, your reply is much better than mine.

 

thanks, been looking for this i love u

 

So Googling "troll face" was what... difficult?

 

He's googleaphobic

 

All I did was google "troll face". It really isn't that hard.

 

Trolled

 

I heard you can jailbate your iPod.

 

win!

 

i'm serious, once you jailbate, don't you get clementia?

 

Hey you. Go to hell. *wiggles around*

 

No, you get Cydiaphilis