The great TA forum story

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  1. metalcasket

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    ...but out of nowhere came Jared Nelson wielding his indestructible beard of death, destruction and kittiness...
     
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    standing at an astounding 3 feet tall, he flings his deadly yet somewhat voluptuous beard once and...
     
  3. drelbs

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    ...grimaces wildly as half of the population of Upper Sandusky is wiped off of the face of the planet.
     
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    Then suddenly a clowd covers the sky and kittens pour down. Jared then...
     
  5. Vovin

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    descended from the sky, riding a gigantic golden battle cat in a full titanium armor suit, while metalcasket, riding his trusty horse Defred behind him...
     
  6. drelbs

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    ...quickly pushed the pulsing red button on the side of his saddle, dispensing several Marshall stacks and a purple metal flake flying V guitar from his saddle bags...
     
  7. thesidewaystable

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    And then chuck noris floated down from the heavens and just like that freemuims disappeared and the AppStore was full of good games but
     
  8. DannyTheElite

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    Endless runners were banned but real racing 3 came out and made everybody happy especially DannyTheElite who was so happy with the news that he...
    ( wonder where this will go next )
     
  9. thesidewaystable

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    Decided to make his own game called
     
  10. crex

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    TouchArcade: The Game.
     
  11. DannyTheElite

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    This game was
     
  12. thesidewaystable

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    A first person shooter
     
  13. DannyTheElite

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    Where you repeatedly shot defred as he came back as a new character.the game was rated
     
  14. thesidewaystable

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    5 star by TA like all the other games now.
     
  15. DannyTheElite

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    It featured 5 playable characters who were
     
  16. thesidewaystable

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    Miky shorts
    The guy of temple run
    And
     
  17. DannyTheElite

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    John gore from minigore it also included Danny himself and a TA reviewer which was
     
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    It later had a spinoff game that was a
     
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    minecraft clone
     

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