Corrupt A Wish - Forum Game

Granted, you get faster by eating it. But eat more than a scoop, your metabolism overclocks!

I wish to be a space marine

 

Granted, but the space marines are now the lowest tier of intergalactic military.

I wish my phone battery never died.

 

Granted, but your phone is freeze
I wish the drowning is released worlwide

 

Granted. But it costs 999.99, with an IAP heavy scheme.

 

Granted, but you get banned.

I wish for a hamburger

 

Granted, but it's 3 weeks old.

I wish for an iPhone 5S right now.

 

5s? Is that exist? Nvm..

Granted, but it has broken screen
I wish every food in this world is free

 

Granted, but its all cabbage soup.
I wish for a Dinotopia mmo on iOS.

 

Granted, but it only runs on the yet to be released iPhone 5S.

I wish for a nuclear power reactor that never burns out, in my basement.

 

Granted, but your house goes under foreclosure in a week.

I wish I set the record for worlds largest bass.

 

Granted, but is eats your leg, leaving you as a captain ahab hunting the pink bass of doom!
I wish for french fries.

 

Granted, your french fries are made of worms.
I wish I really know the true meaning of life.

 

Granted. Its 42.
(Corrupting french fries, thats evil...)
I wish to write a comic book.

 

granted, but nobody wants to read it...
I wish I can go to Japan

 

Granted, Japan are full of zombies and you are infected.

I wish I can read someone's mind.

 

Granted, but it's in Monopoly money.

I wish movie theater tickets were free.

 

Granted, but you pay to rent seats for $57.99 an hour.
I wish For a sword.

 

Granted, but you die by it.

I wish I was like Sherlock Holmes.

 

Granted, but you are forced to have an extremely annoying partner (I know, it's pathetic, but I can't really think of anything else)

Btw, I just found this thread from my subscription page and thought I'd bump it.

I wish I could have Deus Ex: Human Revoltution fully and successfully ported to iOS.