Stair Dismount Touch - The Official Thread of Denial and Misinformation

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  1. 1337brian

    1337brian Well-Known Member

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    rofl! +1!
     
  2. Adams Immersive

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    That video is nothing like what happened to me getting out of bed this morning. And it didn't hurt at all.
     
  3. superbad

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    You need to stalk me?
    IM REALLY f-ing confused right now...

    are we gonna have STAIR dismount for iphone or not?
     
  4. polyfonken

    polyfonken Well-Known Member

    why would you want to push ragdolls with familiar faces down the stairs? are you serious?

    the folks here at secret exit are denying you the right to do so and even if such a thing were in development, and had been for quite some time, we would still deny you the right to play it on your iPhone it in the near future. about the only thing Frand would NOT deny is the fact that he's denying. or is that 'in denial'?

    oh, your language is so hard.
     
  5. Frand

    Frand Well-Known Member

    Whoever posted this alleged screenshot of a game not in development will be held accountable. We can not have this kind of misrepresentation happen online.

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    If we were developing such a game, we totally deny it would look anything like that.
     
  6. 3Dave

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    I deny, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that I am as pleased as punch at the non-announcement of this game. I also refuse to confirm that I wet myself a little bit upon reading this non-announcement and I am in no way shape or form prepared to admit that I will now be checking the App Store daily for the non-release of this title.
     
  7. dannys95

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    if such app did exist (which it did not) i would problably not get it. :)
     
  8. dannys95

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    If such app was made; it would not have the option to get your own picture from the iPod itself and use it as the custom face right? I'm so glad this is not being made. :)
     
  9. polyfonken

    polyfonken Well-Known Member

    To make such a feature available would be foolish, of course we would limit the players to using a preset face. Frand-face, we'd like not to call it. However, the whole speculation about how that kind of a feature could be misused is largely academic since we deny all that irresponsible stuff. Hard.
     
  10. dannys95

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    #30 dannys95, Mar 9, 2009
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    crap that's a hard one!!! hold on while my brain reboots to free up ram!

    oh...ok i freed up some ram. that is now awesome!! any info on what would not be the price?
     
  11. Seien

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    I can tell you one thing for certain. Even if this were coming out, which we all know it isn't it would exist at an inexcusable, exuberant, unbearably high price. It would in no way be an acceptable thought that the price would be reasonable. I for one am just glad that I don't have to worry about this App coming, especially not soon. Phew... now that this is out of the way I have freed up some time to spend not thinking about LOST.
     
  12. le'deuche123

    le'deuche123 Well-Known Member

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    I will def "not" be buying this game...just like I did "not" love Zen Bound...Secret exit's "not" one of my favorite Devs...
     
  13. dannys95

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    crap this is getting hard! so um....... if this were to come out; which it isn't; would it not be freeware as the pc version right?
     
  14. superbad

    superbad Well-Known Member

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    what the hell is NOT going on???

    are guys not descendants of YODA? is there NOT a game existing? why is there NOT 100 "NOT's" used in this thread?
     
  15. coconutbowling

    coconutbowling Well-Known Member

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    Why speak hypotheticly? It's not coming out.
     
  16. spiffyone

    spiffyone Well-Known Member

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    Again, in no way whatsoever is Secret Level employing the tried and true strategy of reverse psychology to hype up this non-existent game.
     
  17. superbad

    superbad Well-Known Member

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    why do you not think NOT?

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    Frand! is this NOT published through Chillingo this time?

    Is Cinammon Beats releasing then? or are we misinformed again this time?
     
  18. dannys95

    dannys95 Well-Known Member

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    of course it's not coming out!
     
  19. Frand

    Frand Well-Known Member

    Secret Level? Yes, those guys resort to such strange things :D
     
  20. floob

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    I'm gonna freaking buy this game just b/c of your promotion here.. hahahah freaking awesome.
    Keep up the great work!
     

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