Desc: What do you get when you mix Bejeweled with iFart? Possibly the most addicting and hilarious game ever. It's The Guy Game, an outrageous new puzzler from Rocking Pocket Games. By day, Bob is a mild mannered business man. By night, Bob is a party animal and a typical male, watching football, going fishing, eating pizza, chips and hamburgers, drinking beer, playing video games, and using power tools. Your goal is to spend your entire monthly paycheck on as many male pass times as you can. INSTRUCTIONS: Arrange the items so there are 3 in a row to take them to the checkout. Watch out for sales where you can get items for 25% or 50% off. 4 items in a row will make a mega-fart bowl of beans. 5 items in a row will make a mega-burp root beer float. If you use all your credit, the bank will offer you more at the end of the month. If you run out of moves your credit will be reduced. Every month you will get paid and replenish your funds, but lose too often and your career will be in the toilet! FEATURES: - Timed or free play modes - High score for the highest number of items bought - Outrageous sound effects and lots of gas! For girls check out The Girl Game, where you shop for shoes instead. Subscribe to the TouchArcade YouTube channel [hqyoutube]fIp_jeOLdwg[/hqyoutube] The Guy Game has been submitted for approval and will be available for $0.99.
Hilarious. LOL. One thing I would suggest is not having the huge area at the bottom taken up by the title of the game...you could include another row for matching or use that as a place where maybe you could highlight certain combos that would get even more score, like matching pizzas while a pizza icon was shown below would get you a bonus, or having combo of 1 item followed by a match of a 2nd specified item for a bonus, etc.