This game is full of amazing moments (suck it, gangstar), so lets sum the best ones So far, my favorites were: "often, people are infinite source of dissapoinement." - Zhou "Do you have tiny penis? This thing can be solved with a surgery." - Hero to Zhou ... "No, its massive." - Zhou again
This one is just off memory, so its probably wrong, but the Huang was talking to the weapons trainer lady (the one who get shot) and he was askin bout the porno movie they was makin.. "were you an actor in the film, or a bystander..?" "keep it in your pants Huang, I doubt it's very impressive"
lol... tht is funny Can I read more? EDIT : ofcourse here... will have to finish the complete LOT of games that I have 1st... phew!
This may be a slight bit misquoted, but so far it was my favorite. Chan Jaoming- "I've got a hangover, you know, the kind where it feels like a little midget is in your head, and he's getting it on with your brain stem?"
OMG I CANT BELIEVE NO ONE POSTED IT! Best one, opening cutscene: "Check to see if he's dead." "Well, he's got a bullet wound, he's not breathing, and he's not moving. I think he's dead" "****in smartass prick..."