Best GTA:CHTW quotes?

Discussion in 'General Game Discussion and Questions' started by Belthazzar, Feb 10, 2010.

  1. Belthazzar

    Belthazzar Well-Known Member

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    This game is full of amazing moments (suck it, gangstar), so lets sum the best ones :)

    So far, my favorites were:

    "often, people are infinite source of dissapoinement." - Zhou

    "Do you have tiny penis? This thing can be solved with a surgery." - Hero to Zhou
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    "No, its massive." - Zhou again
     
  2. eXistenT

    eXistenT Well-Known Member

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    :eek:I can feal my d*ck shrinking again ! oooh!
     
  3. jow80

    jow80 Well-Known Member

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    under some guy's deck
    This one is just off memory, so its probably wrong, but the Huang was talking to the weapons trainer lady (the one who get shot) and he was askin bout the porno movie they was makin..
    "were you an actor in the film, or a bystander..?"
    "keep it in your pants Huang, I doubt it's very impressive"
     
  4. ultimo

    ultimo Well-Known Member

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    #4 ultimo, Feb 10, 2010
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    lol... tht is funny :D

    Can I read more?

    EDIT : ofcourse here... will have to finish the complete LOT of games that I have 1st... phew!
     
  5. MidianGTX

    MidianGTX Well-Known Member

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    uSICu Well-Known Member

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    This may be a slight bit misquoted, but so far it was my favorite.
    Chan Jaoming- "I've got a hangover, you know, the kind where it feels like a little midget is in your head, and he's getting it on with your brain stem?"
     
  7. Athlos

    Athlos Well-Known Member

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    Lmao that was one of my favorites as well, man I loved the scripting in that game, soooo funny :D
     
  8. Vinny554

    Vinny554 Well-Known Member

    OMG I CANT BELIEVE NO ONE POSTED IT!

    Best one, opening cutscene:

    "Check to see if he's dead."

    "Well, he's got a bullet wound, he's not breathing, and he's not moving. I think he's dead"

    "****in smartass prick..."
     

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