App description: A TOP-SHELF SLAPSTICK BALL BUSTIN' COMEDY GAME
#1 HIT IPHONE GAME - 4+ MILLION SOLD - REMASTERED FOR IPAD - RETINA READY

Ow My Balls! is a complete entertainment package that brings top shelf kicked-in-the-crotch humor to the iPad. It is one of the funniest apps in the App Store and the ONLY one that lets you kick a dude in the balls!

Kick Joe the Juggler from a ledge above the city and try to rack his balls on as many targets as you can. Ignite fart jetpacks to gain altitude and hit the most targets. Complete achievements and watch hilarious videos of.. you guessed it.

Created by the same team that brought the game to the iPhone nearly 3 years ago, we have remastered every aspect of the game from graphics to controls to make it ideal for iPad.

THE CRITICS LOVE IT

"Ow My Balls seeks out the lowest common denominator of humor with unmatched fervor and succeeds admirably."
-iPhoneGameNetwork

"Ow My Balls! is the Citizen Kane of iPhone gaming." -Eli Hodapp, TouchArcade.com

"Ow My Balls is totally ridonkulous! An instant iPhone Classic!"
-iPhoneSavior.com

"Absolute pant p******g hysteria! 100% Anti-Krapps Certified."
-Krapps.com

Sanuku's comments:


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NZ Release info :

The Game is out in New Zealand. It should be out in US at about 11 PM EST and Europe at around 12 AM UK time. Size of the app is 34.3 MB.

Price in NZ is Free which should translate to USD Free

Requirements : Compatible with iPad.Requires iOS 4.3 or later.
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A TOP-SHELF SLAPSTICK BALL BUSTIN' COMEDY GAME
#1 HIT IPHONE GAME - 4+ MILLION SOLD - REMASTERED FOR IPAD!

Ow My Balls! is a complete entertainment package that brings top shelf kicked-in-the-crotch humor to the iPad. It is one of the funniest apps in the App Store and the ONLY one that lets you kick a dude in the balls!

Kick Joe the Juggler from a ledge above the city and try to rack his balls on as many targets as you can. Ignite fart jetpacks to gain altitude and hit the most targets. Complete achievements and watch hilarious videos of.. you guessed it.

Created by the same team that brought the game to the iPhone nearly 3 years ago, we have remastered every aspect of the game from graphics to controls to make it ideal for iPad.

THE CRITICS LOVE IT

"Ow My Balls seeks out the lowest common denominator of humor with unmatched fervor and succeeds admirably."
-iPhoneGameNetwork

"Ow My Balls! is the Citizen Kane of iPhone gaming." -Eli Hodapp, TouchArcade.com

"Ow My Balls is totally ridonkulous! An instant iPhone Classic!"
-iPhoneSavior.com

"Absolute pant p******g hysteria! 100% Anti-Krapps Certified."
-Krapps.com
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03-28-2012, 09:05 PM
#3
Ow My Balls is f***in' awesome.

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03-29-2012, 01:23 AM
#4
Ow My Balls! XL is transcendent.

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03-29-2012, 01:59 AM
#5
Sweet I got fifth place in the world! Out of 20 people...
12-28-2012, 08:49 AM
#6
So glad to see this one on TA! One of my all-time favorites. I used to be fairly high up on the Open Feint leader boards back in the day *sigh*
12-28-2012, 10:11 PM
#7
Joined: Apr 2010
Location: California, USA
Posts: 3,769
I sure HOPE there's some new material here! There should be or this will just be redundant. I really liked the first game, though I always wished they'd added other scenarios and more terrible ways to hurt the dude, but it never got improved much, and I ended up deleting it. See what happens here...
12-29-2012, 06:41 AM
#8
Joined: May 2010
Location: Deepest Circle, Hell
Posts: 6,529
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Originally Posted by bigrand1 View Post
I sure HOPE there's some new material here! There should be or this will just be redundant. I really liked the first game, though I always wished they'd added other scenarios and more terrible ways to hurt the dude, but it never got improved much, and I ended up deleting it. See what happens here...
If this is a response to the message that was above yours, that was actually a spammer AND the thread was a duplicate thread.

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01-11-2013, 02:48 PM
#9
Great, I'll be getting this

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