Love violence, crude humour, hot sex and breaking stuff? BULLISTIC UNLEASHED!!

[MillipedeCreative]

** MATURE CONTENT WARNING ** - If you have a problem with this, I'm sure there is a 'My Little Pony' thread somewhere for you to enjoy. This one is for the BIG KIDS


Stop wasting your time with a game aimed at the whole family. Stop wishing there were no boundaries. You’re an adult. You’re sick of rules and ‘nice’ and ‘happy’ themes. We know you want to break stuff, hurt people, run amok, get laid. We built this for you. Play a game that embraces your needs. Man up. Grows some balls. Unleash the bulls.

Bullistic Unleashed is LIVE!

http://itunes.apple.com/au/app/bullistic-unleashed/id484297299?mt=8

“Like the smell of your own farts, Bullistic Unleashed is hilarious, offensive and uniquely satisfying.” - your mum told me this morning. I told her to shut up.

This description is 99% bullshit-free*

The bulls are out to crush the mall and it’s your job to help them by flinging these anti-social bovines across huge levels, smashing everything (and everyone) in sight. Use pinball bumpers, exploding crates, elevators and barrel cannons to keep your bull in play and rack up massive damage.

Key Features

• Intuitive gameplay – pull back on the bulls to launch them at the environment. “Derivative” you say? Hey, it’s all about where you take your inspirations to, not from**. In our case, that’s the gutter. By way of a strip club. Alcohol may also have been involved. It’s all a bit hazy.
• Super-sized smashups – huge levels to vandalize with multiple floors, elevators, pinball bumpers and barrels to shoot out of
• Bulls to the wall action – six special bulls to unlock, each with their own unique destructive skills
• It ain’t easy being a b!$tard – the shop owners are fighting back with meat-grinders and irresistible lady cows. F@$kers.
• Go F your Friends – send F Cards to friends, relatives or random strangers from within the game, they'll love you for it
• Ruin your game, give us more money – not very good? Why not purchase a range of In App Purchases so you can get a better score and look like the big man? Won’t change the fact you’re a pussy, mind.

* actual bullshit content may vary between 1 and 67.25%.
** according to Jean Luc-Godard anyway, but what would he know? Does he even own an iPhone?

How’s this for a steaming load of awesome?


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F&^K YEAH!!!

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[starcat]

i thought apple wouldnt let this kind of stuff through?

[Hassasin]

Yeah... little weird. Don't know how much this game is, but not sure it worth any dollar or not...i'll see what happens

[saiyukialex]

Try it right now! Some impressions soon!

[CygnetSeven]

Characters look very familiar, I'll have to check through my library.

Edit: Here is is.

[BB72]

Was already looking forward to getting this game, but then i saw that it is iphone only. Any chance for an ipad release with retina graphics? Please?!

[MillipedeCreative]

Originally Posted by BB72

Was already looking forward to getting this game, but then i saw that it is iphone only. Any chance for an ipad release with retina graphics? Please?!

If we can sell enough copies of the iPhone version, the HD version is next on the list, followed closely by the desktop... and then Android. It all depends on how the previous platform sells.... unless of course, some huge company comes and throws buckets of cash at us!

Really sorry we couldn't accommodate you this round. Soon hopefully!

[badmanj]

PM Sent.

BTW tried it on my new iPad and it works perfectly - and the 2x mode makes it look almost native/universal.

FANTASTIC game - deserves to do really well!

Jamie.

[Collin]

Originally Posted by MillipedeCreative

If we can sell enough copies of the iPhone version, the HD version is next on the list...

While I would love for it to go Universal, rather than have a different HD version come out, I decided to toss a buck your way in support. I just hope when the HD version arrives it'll have unique features to support a higher price point (if it has a higher price point).