App description: The impression highest this summer that the Doppelganger which delighted 150,000 or more people presents.

The super-orthodox school race action game appearance beyond the frame of killing time!!
While passing through a checkpoint to within a time and delivering a newspaper in all the mailboxes, it is said that the goal is aimed at.
An unprecedented epoch-making story.
Everyone is astonished at the first operational feeling.
The tap of the two buttons is carried out by turns, and they are sped up!
Furthermore, busyness which carries out the tap of the mailbox and delivers a newspaper while pressing and avoiding the obstacle to which it comes.
I am sorry to be too pleasant and to have killed time.
This game will become really crazy. --
Can you arrive at the end in the world!?

[Mr BIKE-MAN] recommended point!!
1.Speediness can be experienced!
2.There is a thrill which are not!!
3.It becomes movement of a finger!!!
4.Eyes get tired!!!!

It is [ new work ] under work one after another!!
Expectation which it asks!!

Gabrien's comments:
NOTE: I felt compelled to post this, only because in around 3.5 years of browsing games on the app store, this is hands down the worst app description I've come across. So much so, that it actually made me smile.

12-30-2012, 11:26 PM
#2
Joined: May 2010
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Gabrien View Post
NOTE: I felt compelled to post this, only because in around 3.5 years of browsing games on the app store, this is hands down the worst app description I've come across. So much so, that it actually made me smile.
LOL. Great app description.

"I am virgin, I'm a whore! Giving nothing; the taker, the maker of war!" - Black Sabbath, "I"

12-30-2012, 11:39 PM
#3
Joined: Jan 2012
Location: Philippines
Posts: 18,255
^Good find Gabrien! Well.. the app description at least. Hahahah!

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12-30-2012, 11:56 PM
#4
That was 20 seconds of my life I don't want back...

I am awestruck by the overwhelming beauty of what I just experienced. I would throw in a little more purple prose, but you get the drift...

DBC

I give up.
12-31-2012, 01:06 AM
#5
Oh oh, another google translate. Man these always look so good spelling and grammar wise, but make absolutely no sense, just like that battleship one from a couple of months ago from a russian dev, even though, they finally got a better translation.
12-31-2012, 02:53 AM
#6
Joined: Oct 2010
Location: Over The Rainbow
Posts: 2,996
You had me at Doppelgnger. Love it.
12-31-2012, 03:53 AM
#7
Quote:
Originally Posted by Andy C83 View Post
You had me at Doppelgnger. Love it.
Aye,aye,that's lovely.

This game from the same dev is also nice:

https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/funky-golden-coin-bomber/id586845158


Description

It has not seen such coin dropping!!
It is a medal game which was interlocked with coin and has an element of a board game as well as a motion of the realistic coin by physical operation!!
If a boss is beaten and a level is raised, the further formidable enemy again...
Your "Level 100" Can Clear!?

It is not only it!!
Many production which cannot be regarded as coin dropping can see!!
There is no necessity of pushing a button, at the time of FEVER!
It is unnecessary in explanation anyhow.
There was no such medal game former.

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This game supports auto-save feature.
Title Screen "CONTINUE" you can restart by pressing the previous situation.

Last edited by Fallen_Grace; 12-31-2012 at 03:58 AM.
12-31-2012, 04:27 AM
#8
Joined: Jan 2011
Location: Forge World
Posts: 6,310
[Mr BIKE-MAN] recommended point!!
1.Speediness can be experienced!
2.There is a thrill which are not!!
3.It becomes movement of a finger!!!
4.Eyes get tired!!!!


Oh man this killed me lmao.
12-31-2012, 06:52 AM
#9
Eyes get tired, indeed.
12-31-2012, 07:20 AM
#10
Ya know, this game just might work on my itouch 4g.