Stair Dismount Touch - The Official Thread of Denial and Misinformation

[Frand]

We are not ready to announce a game called Stair Dismount Touch at this time. Such a game does not exist at all, or at the very least is not in reasonably late stages of development, or very playable at this time.

Any rumors of screenshots coming soon are flat-out lies, and would certainly not represent a hypothetical product.

If such a game existed, it might theoretically be a small-scale evolution from the original Stair Dismount - with perhaps support for custom faces on Mr. Dismount. It would be foolish to add a button for taking screenshots into the game, that would only make it easy to... take screenshots. Any such speculations should be dismissed for being redundant.

[EDIT] We also deny that this officially unsanctioned screenshot would be official, or that the game would look like this.



There is no further information to deny at this time.


[EDIT] Nov 19th, 2009 - No point denying... Introducing the Stair Dismount iPhone Introduction video!


Youtube link | Pop Up


[EDIT] Nov 23rd, 2009 - Stair Dismount is launching on Thanksgiving week 2009.

[sam the lion]

if it existed, i wouldn't buy this one.

[1337brian]

This post never existed, but if it did, I would have to say you have piqued my interest...

[pante]

that was strange

[spawn12345]

wth did I just read

[Ph4ntom4]

This was the worst developer post ever. I could not be less interested in the game if I was Bill Gates, and everything could dissuade me from my current opinion.

[soup]

move along please !

[sam the lion]

mmm... I didn't try the pc version, but if I did, I wouldn't find the concept similar to ouch!

[dannys95]

If such app was made; it would not have the option to get your own picture from the iPod itself and use it as the custom face right? I'm so glad this is not being made.

[polyfonken]

Originally Posted by dannys95

If such app was made; it would not have the option to get your own picture from the iPod itself and use it as the custom face right? I'm so glad this is not being made.

To make such a feature available would be foolish, of course we would limit the players to using a preset face. Frand-face, we'd like not to call it. However, the whole speculation about how that kind of a feature could be misused is largely academic since we deny all that irresponsible stuff. Hard.