App description: "One of the most hilarious games Ive ever played. Relatedly, its also one of the dirtiest games Ive encountered in the App Store." - 4 Stars, Touch Arcade

"Beneath the lurid veneer of blood, guts and innuendo lies a physics puzzler thatll test your brain way more than an average round of Angry Birds" - 4 Stars, iFanzine

"Like a game of pinball, but with more blood and sex." - 75%, Australian Gamer

"Easily the most accomplished game based off the Angry Birds formula" - 90%, Hold Start Select

"Beer-drinking grown-ups will really enjoy this app" - AppAdvice

This has to be the most chauvinistic game on the store. It disgusts me. 5 Stars, Millipede

The bulls are out to crush the mall and it's your job to help them by flinging these anti-social bovines across huge levels, smashing everything (and everyone) in sight. Use pinball bumpers, exploding crates, elevators and barrel cannons to keep your bull in play and rack up massive damage bill.

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INTUITIVE GAMEPLAY
Pull back on the bulls to launch them at the environment. "Derivative" you say? Hey, it's all about where you take your inspirations to, not from*. In our case, that's the gutter. By way of a strip club. Alcohol may also have been involved. It's all a bit hazy to be honest. Pretty sure you drag the bulls by the balls though.


SUPER-SIZED SMASH UPS
Huge levels to vandalize with multiple floors, elevators, pinball bumpers and barrels to shoot out of.


HOURS OF BRUTAL DESTRUCTIVE FUN
Over 130 challenges spread over 30 levels, ranging from kid-friendly simple, to brain-punching difficult!


BULLS TO THE WALL ACTION
There are 6 bulls, each with their own unique and extraordinary aBULLities, to choose from for your line-up of awesome. Charge them up further from a fine selection of MAN-UPS! All carefully selected to aid you in growing some scrote and destroying everything and everyone.


IT AIN'T EASY BEING A B#$TARD!
The shop owners are fighting back with meat-grinders and irresistible lady cows, grinding you in more ways than one!


ADVANCED BULLSH#T ENGINE
Could this be the first video game in the world to accurately simulate bovine fecal matter? We say yes, and proud we are of this prestigious achievement!

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Follow us on twitter at http://twitter.com/_millipede

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* according to Jean Luc-Godard anyway. Also, maybe it's time to learn the difference between a genre and the most popular game in the genre. Just saying.

MillipedeCreative's comments:
** MATURE CONTENT WARNING ** - If you have a problem with this, I'm sure there is a 'My Little Pony' thread somewhere for you to enjoy. This one is for the BIG KIDS


Stop wasting your time with a game aimed at the whole family. Stop wishing there were no boundaries. You’re an adult. You’re sick of rules and ‘nice’ and ‘happy’ themes. We know you want to break stuff, hurt people, run amok, get laid. We built this for you. Play a game that embraces your needs. Man up. Grows some balls. Unleash the bulls.

Bullistic Unleashed is LIVE!

http://itunes.apple.com/au/app/bullistic-unleashed/id484297299?mt=8

“Like the smell of your own farts, Bullistic Unleashed is hilarious, offensive and uniquely satisfying.” - your mum told me this morning. I told her to shut up.

This description is 99% bullshit-free*

The bulls are out to crush the mall and it’s your job to help them by flinging these anti-social bovines across huge levels, smashing everything (and everyone) in sight. Use pinball bumpers, exploding crates, elevators and barrel cannons to keep your bull in play and rack up massive damage.

Key Features

• Intuitive gameplay – pull back on the bulls to launch them at the environment. “Derivative” you say? Hey, it’s all about where you take your inspirations to, not from**. In our case, that’s the gutter. By way of a strip club. Alcohol may also have been involved. It’s all a bit hazy.
• Super-sized smashups – huge levels to vandalize with multiple floors, elevators, pinball bumpers and barrels to shoot out of
• Bulls to the wall action – six special bulls to unlock, each with their own unique destructive skills
• It ain’t easy being a b!$tard – the shop owners are fighting back with meat-grinders and irresistible lady cows. F@$kers.
• Go F your Friends – send F Cards to friends, relatives or random strangers from within the game, they'll love you for it
• Ruin your game, give us more money – not very good? Why not purchase a range of In App Purchases so you can get a better score and look like the big man? Won’t change the fact you’re a pussy, mind.

* actual bullshit content may vary between 1 and 67.25%.
** according to Jean Luc-Godard anyway, but what would he know? Does he even own an iPhone?

How’s this for a steaming load of awesome?


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F&^K YEAH!!!
04-24-2012, 01:46 AM
#31
Just crashes on my iPhone 4 with latest OS and non JB. I see the millepede logo then it dies. Every time. Tried restarting iPhone with no joy.

Jamie
04-24-2012, 01:49 AM
#32
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Originally Posted by badmanj View Post
Just crashes on my iPhone 4 with latest OS and non JB. I see the millepede logo then it dies. Every time. Tried restarting iPhone with no joy.

Jamie
Thanks man - this has been reported. So weird it didn't happen in testing. WTF?? We'll get it fixed for you ASAP. Have you tried closing all your background apps as well?

04-24-2012, 03:21 AM
#33
Joined: Jan 2011
Location: England
Posts: 10,236
Quote:
Originally Posted by PugLover View Post
Guess its meant to be humorous but so many children visit these forums. Seems very odd
Seems a bit over the top. I'm not a fan of this game, not keen on Angry Bird clones and adding crudeness for the sake of it, but i'm not worried it'll 'corrupt' our youth. Doesnt anyone here remember being a kid ? Playing 'violent' games back in our childhood (didnt turn us into psychos did it ?).

I think people go a bit over the top regarding children on forums. As others have pointed out how about the TA podcast with swearing in it ? I cant believe any kid will play this and think 'oh my god this has corrupted me!'.

Good idea by the dev to get a bit of 'shock' into the angry birds type of game which seems to be a totally saturated market.
04-24-2012, 03:33 AM
#34
Joined: Sep 2009
Location: Shanghai, China
Posts: 2,024
Quote:
Originally Posted by MillipedeCreative View Post
Thanks man - this has been reported. So weird it didn't happen in testing. WTF?? We'll get it fixed for you ASAP. Have you tried closing all your background apps as well?
This happened once on me. After crash, I restart the game, it worked. Try again!

Extensive Knowledge of CBT. Just send me a PM!
04-24-2012, 04:24 AM
#35
Was already looking forward to getting this game, but then i saw that it is iphone only. Any chance for an ipad release with retina graphics? Please?!
04-24-2012, 06:16 AM
#36
Joined: Mar 2012
Location: Montevideo, Uruguay.
Posts: 32
I was one of the guys who beta tested this bad boy.
To say the truth, I was also hoping for some "Manhunt" game, and not a BULLS CARTOON game.

Having said that, I was into it SO quickly. Once you know what you have to do... it becomes one of the most FUNNY, CLEVER and TRICKY games you could ever play.

Is the fine example of old saying; "easy to play, hard to master". To achieve everything, takes time. But you'll want to play again and again and again because this bulls have something that is lacking EVEN on those angry birds. PERSONALITY. CHARISMA. COOL FACTOR. They're just plain attitude dude. And we NEED loveable characters. Anti heroes. Because that's the silly thing that happens with videogames nowadays. Just look at Nintendo. Those characters we GROWN with... they never grew with us. Nintendo KEEPS doing games to catch all those kids out there. Thing is we are not Kids anymore. And that's why people were just waiting and waiting over Duke Nukem return, even though his return didn't deliver as promised... people just HAD fun playing the flawed game. Cause it was a game for gamers with hair in their balls.

This game delivers this. And without flaws.

The thought of me having one of those bulls as a big plush or action figure on my desk puts me a BIG grin on my face. And I don't know if it's wrong or right... but I hell know that it's fun.

So, go play this game. Buy it. And enjoy it. I know I did.
04-24-2012, 06:30 AM
#37
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Originally Posted by saiyukialex View Post
This happened once on me. After crash, I restart the game, it worked. Try again!
Tried about a dozen times. Closed all background apps, restarted phone twice. Never got it working. Definite problem with the app - hope you figure it out soon!

Cheers,

Jamie.
04-24-2012, 07:07 AM
#38
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Originally Posted by badmanj View Post
Tried about a dozen times. Closed all background apps, restarted phone twice. Never got it working. Definite problem with the app - hope you figure it out soon!

Cheers,

Jamie.
Faaaarrrrk! Sorry Jamie. We have submitted an update which we think might fix the issue. Can't apologise enough for this. Can you send me a PM so we can talk some more about this issue?

If anyone else has this issue, please let me know - it will be fixed!
04-24-2012, 07:10 AM
#39
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Originally Posted by BB72 View Post
Was already looking forward to getting this game, but then i saw that it is iphone only. Any chance for an ipad release with retina graphics? Please?!
If we can sell enough copies of the iPhone version, the HD version is next on the list, followed closely by the desktop... and then Android. It all depends on how the previous platform sells.... unless of course, some huge company comes and throws buckets of cash at us!

Really sorry we couldn't accommodate you this round. Soon hopefully!
04-24-2012, 08:04 AM
#40
PM Sent.

BTW tried it on my new iPad and it works perfectly - and the 2x mode makes it look almost native/universal.

FANTASTIC game - deserves to do really well!

Jamie.

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