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Old 12-05-2012, 09:05 PM
polsen polsen is offline
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Default Kitty Blast - (by Wired Developments) - Universal App

The smell of fresh fish has attracted pussyís far and wide. The hungry pussyís want their chance to snack down on a juicy flapping fishy but to their surprise there is a protector ready to blast those pussy away!

You must protect the fish at all costs from those pesky pussyís! With simple controls you must hold down your powerful finger muscles to build up enough power to blast those pussyís right off the screen. If you donít get enough power they will just keep on coming!

How long can you protect your fishy friends for? Good luck!

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Old 12-05-2012, 09:06 PM
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[QUOTE=polsen;2567518]The smell of fresh fish has attracted pussy’s far and wide. The hungry pussy’s want their chance to snack down on a juicy flapping fishy but to their surprise there is a protector ready to blast those pussy away!

You must protect the fish at all costs from those pesky pussy’s! With simple controls you must hold down your powerful finger muscles to build up enough power to blast those pussy’s right off the screen. If you don’t get enough power they will just keep on coming!

How long can you protect your fishy friends for? Good luck!

ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! best app description ever hahahahhaha...seriously hilarious!
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Old 12-05-2012, 09:07 PM
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Oh, my.
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Old 12-05-2012, 09:09 PM
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With what???
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Old 12-05-2012, 09:12 PM
Exact-Psience Exact-Psience is offline
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Who's ready to blast some pussy? Finger + touchscreen = non-stop action
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Old 12-05-2012, 09:20 PM
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Who's ready to blast some pussy? Finger + touchscreen = non-stop action
"you must hold down your powerful finger muscles to build up enough power to blast those pussy’s right off the screen"

hahahaha! your finger muscles doing kegels! bahahahah...
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Old 12-05-2012, 09:25 PM
Exact-Psience Exact-Psience is offline
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Hahahaha!
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Old 12-05-2012, 09:27 PM
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Who's ready to blast some pussy? Finger + touchscreen = non-stop action
I don't use my finger, I usually use my stylus in cases like this.
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Old 12-05-2012, 09:28 PM
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I clicked this thread like Pavlovs' dog!
You Dog you!!!!
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Old 12-05-2012, 09:29 PM
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I clicked this thread like Pavlovs' dog!
You Dog you!!!!
Why did I know you'd wander in here eventually?

Just when I think these "games" can't get any worse... well, you know.

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