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App description: From the designer of the BAFTA award winning 'Conker's Bad Fur Day' PARASHOOT STAN invites you to take on and defeat the antics of BARON BULLY and send him crashing from the skies. Dare you, Captain Stanley Ottershaw, take on the challenge? Find out how tough a war hero you really are.

- No "Pay to Play" Features, you do not have to buy coins.
- Really Good Graphics System
- Interactive Musical Score
- Touch and Tilt Based Controls
- Over 80 Achievements to Unlock
- Fully voiced cartoon characters
- Unlock new chutes and outfits
- Recruit multiple Pals to help fight the war
- Configure your play style with Pal Decks
- Game Centre Leaderboards
- Full Retina Support for both iPhone and iPad

Do you speed ahead and smash through the onslaught, or take it easy and hope the BARON BULLY doesn't find you on his radar?

Zoom, spin, somersault, crash, dive, burn, bite, explode or shoot your way through wave after wave of different enemies, whilst hijacking or avoiding the socially awkward minions, the NOZZERS!!

+++ Look out for "Rate Game" message to earn $1,500 in-game Currency! +++

TouchArcade Bot's comments:


12-15-2012, 07:42 AM
#2
Joined: Sep 2012
Posts: 1,446
Quite a fun casual game

12-15-2012, 08:13 AM
#3
Joined: Jun 2010
Location: Southern Indiana
Posts: 13,361
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Originally Posted by bramblett05 View Post
Surprised it came out already figured it would be next week
Yeah... me too... anyway, I'm not complaining... always nice to get a new game. =oD

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hmmm... doesn't seem to be available in the US store ATM... =o/

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syntheticvoid
12-15-2012, 08:26 AM
#4
Joined: May 2010
Location: Deepest Circle, Hell
Posts: 6,874
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Originally Posted by syntheticvoid View Post
hmmm... doesn't seem to be available in the US store ATM... =o/
Yeah, I thought it wasn't on the Lebanese store initially, but the US link isn't working either. I'm guessing it showed up 8 hours ago (according to Google) by mistake and was pulled. Hope not. :/

"I am virgin, I'm a whore! Giving nothing; the taker, the maker of war!" - Black Sabbath, "I"

Last edited by metalcasket; 12-15-2012 at 08:30 AM.
12-15-2012, 01:20 PM
#5
Joined: Apr 2010
Location: California, USA
Posts: 3,905
Quote:
Originally Posted by bramblett05 View Post
Can we have Conker on iOS?
REALLY good idea!

+1 for that!
12-15-2012, 01:25 PM
#6
Joined: Apr 2010
Location: California, USA
Posts: 3,905
Quote:
Originally Posted by metalcasket View Post
Yeah, I thought it wasn't on the Lebanese store initially, but the US link isn't working either. I'm guessing it showed up 8 hours ago (according to Google) by mistake and was pulled. Hope not. :/
Yeah, what's the deal with this? When will it re-appear?
12-15-2012, 03:16 PM
#7
Joined: Dec 2009
Location: Fort Lauderdale
Posts: 5,300
Quote:
Originally Posted by syntheticvoid View Post
Yeah... me too... anyway, I'm not complaining... always nice to get a new game. =oD

**edit**

hmmm... doesn't seem to be available in the US store ATM... =o/
I wouldn't be surprised...appstore lockdown is fast approaching, and I'm sure devs don't want to risk being delayed till after Christmas. Plus, it gives a tiny window to address any bugs that might pop up.
12-19-2012, 10:23 PM
#8
So... who played this?
12-19-2012, 10:59 PM
#9
Joined: May 2010
Location: Deepest Circle, Hell
Posts: 6,874
Oh look...it actually came out! *spends yet another dollar* INSANE night!!!

"I am virgin, I'm a whore! Giving nothing; the taker, the maker of war!" - Black Sabbath, "I"
12-20-2012, 12:21 AM
#10
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