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Farewell All - End of the World is upon us!

12-24-2012, 06:58 AM
Joined: May 2010
Location: Deepest Circle, Hell
Posts: 7,811
*sits by fire behind a fence, while pointing and laughing and roasts raccoon*

"I am virgin, I'm a whore! Giving nothing; the taker, the maker of war!" - Black Sabbath, "I"
12-24-2012, 07:20 AM
Joined: Jul 2011
Location: The red Skittle
Posts: 5,628
That's it, there's no room in this post-apocalypse for the three of us!



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12-24-2012, 08:41 AM
Joined: Dec 2011
Posts: 2,993
Have spent the last few nights in a secluded den with a hibernating bear. I wonder what bear meat tastes like?!
12-24-2012, 08:45 AM
Joined: Dec 2011
Posts: 2,993
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Originally Posted by Echoseven View Post
Merry Christmas, guys.

For the security and well-being of some () of the members here, this daily update is brought to you from the scouting vessel I build out of toothpaste caps and leftover Oreo cream. Life in the future after the apocalypse seems nice. Found a dead raccoon out by what used to be my porch today, guess it really IS Christmas!
Lolssssssss
Covered my entire body with toothpaste before I did a walk about. Read somewhere it acts as a shield against radioactivity?
12-24-2012, 08:47 AM
Joined: Dec 2011
Posts: 2,993
Note to self- better to let sleeping bears lie..........run run run!!!!
12-24-2012, 09:49 AM
Senior Member [Original Poster]
Joined: May 2012
Location: USA
Posts: 6,726
I have a solar recharger for my iPad...so everything's ok for the end!
12-24-2012, 10:04 AM
Joined: Dec 2011
Posts: 2,993
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I have a solar recharger for my iPad...so everything's ok for the end!
Didn't our sun supernova? Well there you go..... You're charged for life!
12-24-2012, 12:10 PM
Joined: May 2011
Location: Finland
Posts: 8,366
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Originally Posted by JBRUU View Post
Ahahahahahaha! xD that is so true. So, so so true. I need to get a T-shirt saying "I survived the apocalypse".

Btw, guess what? We all won the Tour de France just as many times as Lance Armstrong!

@Capricorn: I could've bought Zombieville 1 with my $.99. Currently suffering buyers remorse, should've got zombieville hands down.
Reddit helped me with that joke And what do you mean with that Tour de France thing?

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Originally Posted by v_0wnz View Post
Post- bacon worlds, lying to our grandchildren, money growing on trees?!? What has this thread become?!?
It's become a world where bacon is just an idea in the imagination of a little boy who's parents and grandparents have brainwashed him into thinking that 2012 documentary is a statement of fact and that the money he so lovingly sleeps with grows on trees planted with the sole purpose of greed...
A world in which the new generation is brought up in a web of lies and no bacon...
A world tormented with young minds going to waste...
This world...
Is the end of the begginning...
This thread has become frickin' awesome!! Best thread in TA Lounge in a long while!

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Last edited by metalcasket; 12-24-2012 at 03:16 PM. Reason: Mind your language. :)
12-24-2012, 12:26 PM
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Location: USA
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Reddit helped me with that joke And what do you mean with that Tour de France thing?
Lance Armstrong had all his Tour de France medals taken away for drug use...so I've won the Tour de France just as many times as he has
12-24-2012, 12:31 PM
Joined: May 2011
Location: Finland
Posts: 8,366
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Lance Armstrong had all his Tour de France medals taken away for drug use...so I've won the Tour de France just as many times as he has
OMG! That means I have too! ... I'm such a boss.

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