Why are you here?

[Echoseven]

I'm here because the apocalypse failed to deliver.

[Teh_Ninja]

Because I find myself on the toilet quite a bit, and have nothing better to do whilst sitting on my "throne"...

[Capricornman]

Originally Posted by Echoseven

I'm here because the apocalypse failed to deliver.

You must have been in Apocalypses' naughty book!........you have to be nice all year round

[Pman]

Because here are real people with real reviews. People who tell the HONEST TRUTH about games. I trust tas rating more than any other. Finding apps that you wouldn't even know bout. Love these guys.

[Simengie]

While traveling through spacial grid 473 a subspace worm hole opened up causing the Cube I was on to be transported to this dull area of the galaxy classified as spacial grid 816 80085.

The Cube I was on sustained to much damage to continue operating and I was the sole surviving life form. Using the only active technology I transported my self to this planet and altered my form to look like yours.

In an effort re-establish connection with my fellow life forms I have been developing iPhone Apps that are slow creating a collective bent on Farm simulation that can be controlled such that the planet can be conquered by only ensuring that the level 42 can be reached on the simulations in the required 13 days without having to do math harder than 6 times 7.

Now please go play the simulation games and let your brain turn to mush so that the nano tech my fellow life forms will use can rewire you much easier. Advance nano tech wiring will cost 100K coins, 2430 diamonds and 900 yellow tickets so you better get busy grinding that out.

For reading this through you can enter redeem the following code for a hedge hog pet for your farm. Code is "Seven Five Mercury Saturn".

[.Asa]

Because I was was mind-controlled by aliens to come to this thread.

[Capricornman]

Because I mind controlled an alien to come to this thread

[Peewhy]

aliens are real

[JBRUU]

Originally Posted by Peewhy

aliens are real

The moon is made of cheese.

[Capricornman]

Originally Posted by JBRUU

The moon is made of cheese.

Hence the Milky Way.
Most aliens are lactose intolerant.
The earth is made of peanut brittle.