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12-27-2012, 03:46 AM
Joined: Mar 2011
Location: Adelaide, Australia
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Take My Machete - COMING 03.10.13

COMING 01.10.13!

Take My Machete is an arcade beat'em'up action game from one-man studio Upper Class Walrus.

Slice and dice your way through hordes of Aliens, as you search for the missing pieces of the puzzle!


- Story mode with 4 stages and 4 bosses
- Endless mode
- Unlockable trophies and assorted fun items for your "Den"
- Collectible pets!
- Lovingly crafted pixels
- An epic soundtrack
- 20+ Achievements

Supports retina devices and the new iPhone 5!


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Last edited by UpperClassWalrus; 01-08-2013 at 05:46 PM. Reason: Added release date