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Old 12-30-2012, 08:27 PM
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NOTE: I felt compelled to post this, only because in around 3.5 years of browsing games on the app store, this is hands down the worst app description I've come across. So much so, that it actually made me smile.


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Old 12-30-2012, 11:26 PM
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NOTE: I felt compelled to post this, only because in around 3.5 years of browsing games on the app store, this is hands down the worst app description I've come across. So much so, that it actually made me smile.
LOL. Great app description.
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Old 12-30-2012, 11:39 PM
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^Good find Gabrien! Well.. the app description at least. Hahahah!
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Old 12-30-2012, 11:56 PM
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That was 20 seconds of my life I don't want back...

I am awestruck by the overwhelming beauty of what I just experienced. I would throw in a little more purple prose, but you get the drift...

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Old 12-31-2012, 01:06 AM
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Oh oh, another google translate. Man these always look so good spelling and grammar wise, but make absolutely no sense, just like that battleship one from a couple of months ago from a russian dev, even though, they finally got a better translation.
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Old 12-31-2012, 02:53 AM
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You had me at Doppelgänger. Love it.
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Old 12-31-2012, 03:53 AM
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You had me at Doppelgänger. Love it.
Aye,aye,that's lovely.

This game from the same dev is also nice:

https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/funky-golden-coin-bomber/id586845158


Description

It has not seen such coin dropping!!
It is a medal game which was interlocked with coin and has an element of a board game as well as a motion of the realistic coin by physical operation!!
If a boss is beaten and a level is raised, the further formidable enemy again...
Your "Level 100" Can Clear!?

It is not only it!!
Many production which cannot be regarded as coin dropping can see!!
There is no necessity of pushing a button, at the time of FEVER!
It is unnecessary in explanation anyhow.
There was no such medal game former.

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This game supports auto-save feature.
Title Screen "CONTINUE" you can restart by pressing the previous situation.

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Old 12-31-2012, 04:27 AM
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[Mr BIKE-MAN] recommended point!!
1.Speediness can be experienced!
2.There is a thrill which are not!!
3.It becomes movement of a finger!!!
4.Eyes get tired!!!!


Oh man this killed me lmao.
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Old 12-31-2012, 06:52 AM
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Eyes get tired, indeed.
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Old 12-31-2012, 07:20 AM
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Ya know, this game just might work on my itouch 4g.
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