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01-17-2013, 10:33 AM
#21
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Originally Posted by Vovin View Post
*smiles*
I was just kidding...
I couldn't imagine someone getting a 3 year old to sit still long enough to play games for 5 hours! (That's where I caught on )

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01-17-2013, 10:50 AM
#22
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Originally Posted by Blackharon View Post
I couldn't imagine someone getting a 3 year old to sit still long enough to play games for 5 hours! (That's where I caught on )

Clever...
I tried hard not to exaggerate too much, but had to leave hints.

But a sad thing and no kidding, I know a 15/16-year-old guy who is a game addict.
If he hasn't played for a day, his hands start to shake, he gets nervous and breaks down crying some hours later. That guy is under heavy treatment right now. Very bad case. But his parents never controlled him when he started gaming.

I wonder how many real addicts are out there.

Hi, you seemed to be lost on the Internets.
This is TouchArcade, where 2$ for a game is too much, 5$ is an outrage, and 10$ or more is putting sugar in their car tanks whilst killing puppies.

Last edited by Vovin; 01-17-2013 at 11:09 AM.

01-17-2013, 10:52 AM
#23
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Originally Posted by Vovin View Post
My 3 years-old son really enjoys Fruit Ninja, he also loves to watch when I am playing GTA: Vice City, Infinity Blade, any racing game or Minigore 2. He always runs around after that and plays a gangster, lol. He likes to try out Thomas the Tank and drawing apps, I also try to teach him how to play Amateur Surgeon 2 at the moment. I'm always trying to be responsible-minded and don't let him play more than 4 or 5 hours per day. jk
I am so sad for you son.

1) You lets him watch you plays GTA VC? Is this nuts? He is THREE year olds!
2) You lets him plays for 4-5 hours, daily? Is this nuts? He is THREE year olds!

I must say something now, you is a bad parent. You must know this.
01-17-2013, 11:06 AM
#24
Joined: Nov 2009
Location: Germany
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Originally Posted by raymond_cgc View Post
I am so sad for you son.

1) You lets him watch you plays GTA VC? Is this nuts? He is THREE year olds!
2) You lets him plays for 4-5 hours, daily? Is this nuts? He is THREE year olds!

I must say something now, you is a bad parent. You must know this.

Haven't you seen the "jk" remark while quoting me?

But I expected such a reaction. In Germany, we have strict laws in PC/hansheld/console games. You nearly never see blood or limbs.
After these amok runs, people got even more sensible about that topic.
Damn, censorship is everywhere today. Sure, kids and youth need protection - but not me. I am a gamer for over 25 years. Happy to say that I never killed someone. I am raising my son by teaching him to respect life. Blaming it all on the games is a cheap excuse for people that haven't acted responsible when they had to.

PS: Blackharon, you're totally right! I am not even able to get my son sitting still for more than 15 minutes, lol.
Always fun in the doctor's waiting room.

PPS: "15 minutes" was a big, fat lie.

Damn, this tread went off-topic like crazy, but there were pretty interesting and cool statements by OneHitGamer and Psj3809.

Hi, you seemed to be lost on the Internets.
This is TouchArcade, where 2$ for a game is too much, 5$ is an outrage, and 10$ or more is putting sugar in their car tanks whilst killing puppies.

Last edited by Vovin; 01-17-2013 at 11:53 AM.
01-18-2013, 12:29 AM
#25
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me too. bad for eyes
01-18-2013, 12:50 AM
#26
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Originally Posted by raymond_cgc View Post
I am so sad for you son.

1) You lets him watch you plays GTA VC? Is this nuts? He is THREE year olds!
2) You lets him plays for 4-5 hours, daily? Is this nuts? He is THREE year olds!

I must say something now, you is a bad parent. You must know this.
Well, look on the bright side, Vovin's son will be a very good driver when he grows up...

Banned, for this statement?
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Last edited by Connector; 01-18-2013 at 12:52 AM.
01-18-2013, 01:16 AM
#27
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Well, look on the bright side, Vovin's son will be a very good driver when he grows up...

Banned, for this statement?

No, another Defred34 account, I guess.
Look into the price discussion garbage thread. Raymond suddenly dropped his language problems and was jabbering about crazy justice and revenge stuff.
Scary.

Hmmm... what about you? Are you defred34, too?

Hi, you seemed to be lost on the Internets.
This is TouchArcade, where 2$ for a game is too much, 5$ is an outrage, and 10$ or more is putting sugar in their car tanks whilst killing puppies.

Last edited by Vovin; 01-18-2013 at 01:25 AM.
01-18-2013, 04:43 AM
#28
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Originally Posted by Vovin View Post
No, another Defred34 account, I guess.
Look into the price discussion garbage thread. Raymond suddenly dropped his language problems and was jabbering about crazy justice and revenge stuff.
Scary.

Hmmm... what about you? Are you defred34, too?
No, I'm Connectorkiller according to Cygnetseven, Defred was my father, and Ninjackid is my long lost twin. And then of course, there's my fellow fanboy brother Jbruu. He ♥ Dead Trigger. I think we all played too much GTA when we were 3 years old. We all had bad fathers.
01-18-2013, 06:14 AM
#29
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No, I'm Connectorkiller according to Cygnetseven, Defred was my father, and Ninjackid is my long lost twin. And then of course, there's my fellow fanboy brother Jbruu. He ♥ Dead Trigger. I think we all played too much GTA when we were 3 years old. We all had bad fathers.

You should better go and see a doctor

Hi, you seemed to be lost on the Internets.
This is TouchArcade, where 2$ for a game is too much, 5$ is an outrage, and 10$ or more is putting sugar in their car tanks whilst killing puppies.
01-18-2013, 07:05 AM
#30
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Location: Croatia
Posts: 935
Back on topic :
if your child loves interactive story applications, buy Underground Kingdom, art style is apsolutely amazing.I bought it for my younger sister and she apsolutely loves it. It's a brand new application and unfortunately I haven't seen any topic about it on this forum, but 148apps reviewed it - http://www.148apps.com/reviews/under...ingdom-review/

And here is their home page -http://www.visualbaker.com/en/