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  • Publisher: Games2win
  • Genre: Family
  • Device: iPhone
  • Size: 34.1 MB
  • Version: 1.3
  • Price: $0.99
  • Average User Rating:
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App description: Crack that whip and teach your guy a thing or two about being the Perfect Boyfriend! When scolding doesnt work, just zap him, whack him and train him to be your ideal man!

Sanuku's comments:


01-29-2013, 11:04 PM
#2
Joined: May 2010
Location: Canada
Posts: 2,360
Quote:
Originally Posted by visionwebs View Post
Is this even worth any comments past....

WTF were they thinking?

I might download it just to give it 1 star for being a stupid idea lol.

It's an insult on the gaming industry, woohoo.
Be that as it may, I am still afraid of my wife stumbling across this and trying to 'learn' something

01-29-2013, 11:08 PM
#3
Joined: Jan 2012
Posts: 624
My girlfriend is downloading this. I can already tell it's going to change our relationship.
01-29-2013, 11:23 PM
#4
Joined: May 2010
Location: Canada
Posts: 2,360
Quote:
Originally Posted by Platyrrhine View Post
My girlfriend is downloading this. I can already tell it's going to change our relationship.
Just hide your wallet in case there is any IAP.
01-30-2013, 01:14 AM
#5
Joined: Jun 2011
Location: Monster Hunter Island
Posts: 4,321
Darn I was hoping this was that famous boyfriend game that was on the app store that got pulled. Even being a guy I regret never downloading that... probably the funniest app ever created based on the screen shots
01-30-2013, 01:21 AM
#6
Joined: Jun 2009
Location: London, UK
Posts: 3,768
If this was a girlfriend trainer instead it'd probably make the headlines on Kotaku.
01-30-2013, 06:17 AM
#7
Joined: Nov 2009
Location: Germany
Posts: 8,714
Quote:
Originally Posted by visionwebs View Post
Maybe I was a little harsh on my origional post on this game as its a public forum but really.

Can some one explain to me how this is fun or funny?

Isnt it just a sexist insult? Or am I missing something

Genuine question.


Depends if that person has a stick up his bum or not.

But no, I don't think that this is policitcal incorrect, it's clearly meant parodic with the typical (true or false) prejudices.

Hi, you seemed to be lost on the Internets.
This is TouchArcade, where 2$ for a game is too much, 5$ is an outrage, and 10$ or more is putting sugar in their car tanks whilst killing puppies.

Last edited by Vovin; 01-30-2013 at 06:23 AM.
01-30-2013, 06:26 AM
#8
Joined: Jun 2010
Location: Southern Indiana
Posts: 13,403
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lmao. I'm gonna have to make sure this gets installed on every one of each one of my daughters' iDevices.

=oD

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Bring Me Sandwiches, Phoenix HD, .Decluster Zero, Goblin Sword
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syntheticvoid (please say you're from TA)
01-30-2013, 06:32 AM
#9
Joined: Nov 2009
Location: Germany
Posts: 8,714
Quote:
Originally Posted by syntheticvoid View Post
lmao. I'm gonna have to make sure this gets installed on every one of each one of my daughters' iDevices.

=oD


AH! And if there's any IAP, you can surely nail that onto your annual tax declaration as "child education".

My, my... are you the jealous type of father?

To all other forum users: don't mind dating syntheticvoid's daughter. Too dangerous.

Hi, you seemed to be lost on the Internets.
This is TouchArcade, where 2$ for a game is too much, 5$ is an outrage, and 10$ or more is putting sugar in their car tanks whilst killing puppies.

Last edited by Vovin; 01-30-2013 at 06:34 AM.
01-30-2013, 06:33 AM
#10
Joined: Jun 2009
Posts: 11,623
Quote:
Originally Posted by MidianGTX View Post
If this was a girlfriend trainer instead it'd probably make the headlines on Kotaku.
It was enough to be a headline on Destructoid:

iOS game lets you beat your boyfriend until he's perfect

Before I forget:

Jim Sterling is the King!