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02-09-2013, 04:34 PM
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Originally Posted by metalcasket View Post
...his pants were stolen by...
A Wimp who usually likes to steal girl's panties, but in this case, it was Greyskull who...
02-09-2013, 04:47 PM
Joined: May 2010
Location: Deepest Circle, Hell
Posts: 6,695
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Originally Posted by Connector View Post
A Wimp who usually likes to steal girl's panties, but in this case, it was Greyskull who...
...usually uses his grey skull to...

"I am virgin, I'm a whore! Giving nothing; the taker, the maker of war!" - Black Sabbath, "I"

02-09-2013, 05:22 PM
Joined: Jan 2012
Location: The rainbow-fuelled nightmare of my mind
Posts: 2,760
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Originally Posted by metalcasket View Post
...usually uses his grey skull to...
Smash open coconuts.
02-09-2013, 11:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Hoggy110 View Post
Smash open coconuts.
Greyskull's grey skull really hurt, so he decided to eat some shrooms and boot up his ipad mini and play some psychaedellic music app programs, as the shrooms took effect, the music app appeared to...
02-09-2013, 11:05 PM
Joined: Nov 2011
Location: Look out your window.
Posts: 5,795
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Originally Posted by Connector View Post
Greyskull's grey skull really hurt, so he decided to eat some shrooms and boot up his ipad mini and play some psychaedellic music app programs, as the shrooms took effect, the music app appeared to...
Poop flames out the lightning adapter port.
02-10-2013, 12:33 PM
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Originally Posted by k1lljoy_89 View Post
Poop flames out the lightning adapter port.
Greyskull really liked the flames and beautiful colors on his ipad mini, in fact, it was so beautiful that he started to...
02-10-2013, 05:45 PM
Joined: Nov 2011
Location: Look out your window.
Posts: 5,795
Poop flames out of his lightning port...
02-10-2013, 10:40 PM
Joined: Jan 2012
Location: The rainbow-fuelled nightmare of my mind
Posts: 2,760
Hoggy, worried by this site, teleported himself back to Earth because screw physics.
02-11-2013, 02:42 AM
Hoggy now on Earth, had no pants on anymore and his butt started to itch, due to teleportation sickness, he could not move his arms, so he proceeded to...
02-11-2013, 06:28 AM
Start bending over...