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Old 11-07-2009, 10:57 AM
Acidbottle Acidbottle is offline
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3 men in a bar talking about the previous night and how drunk they were.

1st man says "i was so drunk that i drove my car home and hit a tree"

2nd man says " thats not drunk, i was so drunk i drove ma car home, hit a tree and then when i got thru the door i lit a cigarette and accidently caught my house on fire"

3rd man says "neither of you we're that drunk. i was so pissed that i went home and blew chunks"

the other 2 men looked at him puzzled and say "that isnt that drunk to be honest pal"

3rd man replies "oh, ya dont understand, my dog is called chunks"
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