Crappy Life

Newsflash!
You have a crappy life!

But hey, that's OK! My life is crappy too. So is everyone else's. And th…
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Newsflash!
You have a crappy life!

But hey, that's OK! My life is crappy too. So is everyone else's. And there's no other way to celebrate our mutual pain better than playing as flappy people who fly to avoid cylinder objects!

=== Key Features ===

SO MANY CHARACTERS & DYNAMIC DIFFICULTY

Create a new character by mixing and matching various attributes: RACE, GENDER, EDUCATION, and even BIRTHPLACE. Of course, LIFE IS NOT FAIR! Some characters may have more Crappy Level than others. The higher Crappy Level, the more difficult life is waiting for you.


FUN & FAMILIAR GAMEPLAY, BUT WITH SOME TWISTS

Touch to make your character flap and fly. Don't forget to avoid obstacles that life throws at you. And don't miss your chance to grab money floating around as much as you can because, like real life, when your head hit a blunt object only money can revive you. You can also spend your hard-earned money to reduce Crappy Level, which makes the game a wee bit easier.


MULTIPLE ENDINGS DEPENDING ON YOU!

Alright, maybe that's a bit exaggerated. By 'Ending', it means something like a mock-up of death certificate with a picture and some texts. Didn't life already teach you that you shouldn't get your hopes up too high? But anyway, the character you created, the points you scored, the money you got will determine what ending will be revealed in front of you.


For any feedback or technical problem, please contact:
[email protected]
https://twitter.com/TeamGoneRogue

#StayCrappy #CrappyLife
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Genre:Arcade
Release:May 04, 2017
Updated:Jun 07, 2017
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Size:0.0
TouchArcade Rating:Unrated
User Rating:Unrated
Your Rating:unrated
Compatibility:HD Universal