• Publisher: Pixeljam
  • Genre: Family
  • Device: Universal
  • Size: 76.8 MB
  • Version: 1.2.0
  • Price: $2.99
  • Average User Rating: 5 (7)
App description: ***33% OFF FOR MAY 9 & 10 ONLY***

MAJOR UPDATE! New Weapon, Invaders, Game Mode... Check out "what's new" for more details...


JOIN THE GLORKIAN WARRIORS! Visit awesome asteroids! Blast strange invaders!

**PLEASE NOTE: This game requires iPhone 4S or newer, iPad 2 or newer, iPod Touch 5th gen or newer**

Its a ridiculously charming game that makes me smile every time I play it. - Cult of Mac

It really is quite the delight. - 148Apps

The vibrant cartoony visuals are beautifully conspicuous and the fantastic soundtrack compliments the game to a T. - Toucharcade

Glorkian Warrior: The Trials of Glork is a collaboration between Eisner Award winning cartoonist James Kochalka and indie game studio Pixeljam, makers of the prehistorically epic DINO RUN!

It's a goofy mashup of Galaga-style shoot-em-up, simple platforming action, and Saturday morning cartoon.

Help Glorkian Warrior and his trusty Super Backpack fight against an endless onslaught of alien creatures, and be prepared for anything... the Magic Robot appears when you least expect it, and might shower you with exploding basketballs... or kittens!

Collect energy crackers and power up an awesome arsenal of double lasers, triple lasers and tennis balls while the invaders hypnotize you with their mesmerizing attack patterns. Perhaps you may even uncover the legendary Flarf Gun and save the world.

You will have so much fun trying and dying, again and again.... but no matter how miserable your performance, each play session will add to your progress and unlock new features to keep your fingers and fun zone fully engaged!


Art & story by James Kochalka, First Cartoonist Laureate for the state of Vermont!
Game design, coding, and music by Pixeljam games, the same team that brought you DINO RUN
Procedurally generated invader flight patterns and formations, with many different landscapes to explore
No IAP, just good old fashioned entertainment like your great grandpa used to enjoy
Frenetic, "one more try" style gameplay
Endearing characters and all-ages humor
Based on Kochalka's new graphic novel The Glorkian Warrior Delivers a Pizza"

Can you reach the rank of Glorkian General or will you forever stay a Soft-Boned Space Cadet?


Follow us @GlorkAcademy
05-08-2015, 10:10 AM
Originally Posted by Glorkbot View Post
No... but there are TWO Glorkian Warrior graphic novels (and a third coming next year):
The Glorkian Warrior Delivers a Pizza
The Glorkian Warrior Eats Adventure Pie

The third one will be titled The Glorkian Warrior and the Mustache of Destiny
Ever think about creating a game book? Perhaps you could "recycle" the media used for the graphic novels? I want a GW hat😜
05-09-2015, 12:43 AM
Just had a go on Ace difficulty... Friggin GREAT!!! THANK YOU so much for the update! =oD

05-09-2015, 07:49 AM
I was bored last night so was looking over my games and decided to fire this up and man am I glad I did. An hour or 2 flew by as I got lost in this by having a lot of fun!
05-09-2015, 09:33 AM
Originally Posted by Amenbrother View Post
I was bored last night so was looking over my games and decided to fire this up and man am I glad I did. An hour or 2 flew by as I got lost in this by having a lot of fun!
That makes me feel great! I love hearing stories of people enjoying our game.

I am the Glorkian Warrior
05-09-2015, 03:04 PM
Joined: Feb 2012
Location: Georgia,Cleveland Ohio,Texas,New York
Posts: 1,091
Originally Posted by somedumbgamer View Post
I want a GW hat😜
? R there T Shirts? I wanna buy one!
05-12-2015, 07:01 PM
WOOHOO!!! Just hit #7 on the Ace boards...

First time I even broke 500,000... =oD
05-13-2015, 04:08 PM
Originally Posted by 7lilwhitewolf7 View Post
? R there T Shirts? I wanna buy one!
I designed a Glorkian Warrior shirt for MeCAF (the Maine Comics Art Festival, happening this weekend in Portland, ME). It's Glorkian Warrior vs Andre the Giant. I drew Glorkian Warrior (obviously) and my friend cartoonist Box Brown drew Andre the Giant. I think the only way to get one is to come to the festival.


I am the Glorkian Warrior

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