Welcome to Die!

I don't know why I am even posting this.

 

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A ceiling cat? A basemnet cat? AHHHH!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!11!!

 

Me neither.

 

I feel the need to tell you all I got accepted into UF.

That is all.

 

UF...
Uber French? Ultra Furry?
Under Fulfilled? Unanimously Faggoty? Underwhelming Future?
Understanding Fruits? Upper Forestry?
Uvula Fringing? Ultimate Fighter?
Unique Flora? Ugly Flowers?
Ukrainian Fluffing? Uranian Forgetting?
Ulcer Fromage? Ulna Foraging?
Umbrella Fondling? Umbilical Frying?
Unacceptable Friendliness? Universally Fragrant?

 

Probably University of Florida, but I like Umbilical Frying.

Or Unacceptable Friendliness... or all the rest of them.

 

Ah, well congrats man. What are you studying?


Also, I can do more:
Uterus Food. Utility Fez.
Unanimously Foggy. Uninteresting Flambe.
Urethral Fire. Upsetting Flaps.
Ulysses' Fork. Unorthodox Facet.
Unfairly Fangled. Umpire Fetish.
Utterly Fetid. Upside-down Fetus.
Urinal Feud. Uniform Flatulence.


Unimpressive Phallus (okay, that one is cheating but it's lulz)

 

does anyone here use a macbook air
I'm thinking of getting one

 

I can cut my macbook in half and tell you what it's like maybe?

 

I ordered one

 

I was thinking of doing the same. You go first.

 

In the interest of science, I think one of us should cut width-ways, and the other length-ways.

 

Count me in. I'll cut diagonally.

 

i can has title change?

 

Yeah! Like o rly?!1?!1?! would be a good one.

 

‎"I feel I have an obligation to plant little seeds with my fans. I’m not going to tell them"

-Justin Bieber


Such a great quote.