1: Mike Tysons Boxing Gloves-Cos he would rip you a new one 2: An Engagement Ring for your impending proposal-Cos a Kinder Egg one just wouldn't be the same 3: That last piece of toilet roll whilst sitting on your throne-Cos your hand just wouldn't be the same 4: The States Winning Lotto ticket-Cos you know living on minimum wages just won't cut it 5: Your one and only pair of boxers-Cos you know you would be arrested if you know what popped out 6: Your Mother-In-Laws birthday-Cos she would rip you one worse than Tyson would 7: Snap-Crackle and Pop-Cos your brain would explode with all that popping 8: Your Wage packet-Cos the wife/gf would kill you 9: A Big Yellow Rubber Duck-Cos what would you play with when you had a bath 10: A set of Pool Balls-Cos trying to pot marbles on a pool table is not that easy
A Bottle of Siracha hot sauce A Do Not Disturb sign A Dog Collar A Bicycle Bell A puzzle piece (Now I'll NEVER finish that jigsaw puzzle ) A squirt gun A dvd of "Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind" A "so you're getting a lobotomy" pamphlet Scrabble tiles A set of d20
1. The internet 2. Richard Gere's hamster 3. Marilyn Manson's removed rib 4. A list of George W Bush quotes 5. Your own brain 6. Oompa Loompas 7. Afterbirth 8. The promocode you want to give me 9. The ashes of a dead relative 10. The forehead of Jerry Seinfeld
1. A guide on how to get stuff out of a skull 2. RAM (better performance) 3. An Hard Drive 4. The keys out of the surgery room 5. The bandages that cover the wound 6. Your glasses 7. A skull scanner 8. The only X-ray machine 9. Your brain =o! 10. The cellphone number of the only one capable of helping.
Okay, I read the first couple of entries, then decided to stop as I didn't want to have their or others' ideas embedded in my noggin and I subconsciously include them in my list. So, if I accidentally replicated your idea, it wasn't intentional as I didn't read your list. That being said: 1. My car keys 2. My Work ID that gets inside the gov't building where I work 3. My iTouch 4. My favorite cologne, Issey Miyake (Yikes) 5. Walgreens Lens wipes 6. DS Lite "Brain Age" game cartridge 7. Jawbone bluetooth 8. TV remote 9. "Purple Rain" OST CD 10. Lombardi Trophy
yous guys would be shit doctors... 1. Pokémon Card, Charizard mint condish 2. Boogers 3. wedding ring 4. Bird Seed 5. flash drive with your dissertation on it 6. HIV test results 7. HIV filled water disolvable capsule 8. False Tooth 9. 1933 Double Eagle coin, rarest in world 10. Michael Jacksons nose....too soon?
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??? 1. Borats rubber fist 2. Lavender Members Only jacket ca. 1985 (with a roach in the pocket) 3. Handcuffs 4. Set of keys for a different set of handcuffs 5. Nokia Brick Phone ca. 1996 6. Grapefruit sized tumor from Nokia phone 7. a Grapefruit 8. a Satellite in the shape of a "johnson" 9. the guitar pick from that metallica concert you saw in seattle 1992.. the one james hetfield threw into the crowd that landed on the floor and 15 ppl scrambled for, and nobody could find 10 Ex-wifes membership card to the "Bay Area Gay Nazi" motorcycle club
I didn't red anyone elses so if I doubled, sorry in advance! 1 a condom, so your always stocked and ready to go 2 a bottle of super glue, so you can always keep your s*** together 3 a knife so you'll always stay "sharp" 4 a bottle of Jim Beam so you'll always have a friend to talk to 5 a tampon so if anything springs a leak your good for at least a quart before you have to freak out 6 a scanner so you'll never get caught by the po-po 7 a iPod/iPhone/iPad so you can keep connected with TA and the app store, you'll never get bored 8 your spare key cause everyone knows to look under the mat and in the flower pot, but would never look there! 9 a GPS so no matter how screwed up you are you always make it to your own yard to pass out 10 an extra kidney for me in case my other one goes too, cancer blows!!
1. A psp go 2. Mothers ashes 3. Bagel 4. Your high school yearbook 5. Cufflinks 6. Ex girlfriends bra 7. Baconator 8. Silly string 9. Coupon book 10. The Declaration of Independence
A swimming pool A holocaust Manchester United Football Club Your underpants A tapeworm The number 42 A family of mutant space aliens The month of March Christmas Anything that is hungry and has pointy teeth
Well that´s it folks! Thank you all for participating, it's been really hilarious .D Our lucky winners: akame Volvin rich_952000 Devilishly Good mbx21 fahrique Toad In The Hole lacedolphin This contest is over, but it is not the last one! Check the new one at Facebook - you´ll have a chance not only to get a promo code for Pyschoban, but also to meet Mental Dude himself!
Here are the first lucky winners of "A Perfect Date with Mental Dude"! Mr. Dude should date me because I would wash his straps with softener and all (but first I would need to murder the Snuggle Bear), I would de-flea him from time to time and cuddle him singing him sweet sweet songs about painful horrible death. Besides we would eat pizza and explain to him why pizza is better than oxygen while stuffinf his lungs with a special blend of tomtato sauce and garlic - amongst other stuff. - Selene Kurtnikova Thank you Selene! You are a first choice indeed! Mr dude should date me because I am a nerd and eveyone knows that nerds are the best lovers. My ability to play a few rounds of modern warfare 2 whilst at the same time tending to his every need is unparalleled. Plus if he ever needs someone to figure out how to operate his microwave, I'm your guy! -James Alexander Thorne And how could anyone pass on such a looker? Enjoy the game James! Mr Dude should date me for one simple reason. I'm easy. Seriously, with his psychotic tendencies and his....unique...odour, the man doesn't have much choice. Oh, and I also have cookies. And everyone loves cookies! - Iain Ferguson Well Ian, even cookies have their dark side. Enjoy the game! There is still time to participate! Get your promocodes while they are hot!
