Welcome to Die!

I could resort to 9/11 jokes. Be happy.

I don't see the point in sending money to Haiti, it's not exactly like there are any shops left to spend it in.

 

I'm starting next year, a decade is long enough.

 

They are already hilarious ones. I could share one right now.

 

Hey let's all make jokes about the holocaust. It's been more than a decade.

 

I don't like holocaust jokes, an frankly, I don't think they are funny.

 

Wonder why

 

That was a joke you know. Don't look at the words, say them.

 

good 1

 

Haha! We need to start a poetry thread where each person says a line and the next continues it and so on.

 

NO. We really don't. PLEASE

 

do it anyway mawhahaha but in a new thread
everyone could just do a line or two

 

hmm i prob won't see it then since im not here 24/7 and ppl would be posting other stuff in here

 

Bleak or terrible?

 

go ahead, though i may create the thread tomorrow since it's sleepy time here :/
or sammysin can make one, though we need a topic
edit: you don't need to ask o follow me

no post ehhhhhhh

 

TA Secret Poetry Corner.

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OK, so the idea is... Each one of us writes 1/2 lines of poetry (if you want to call it that) and the next person comes along and continues it. The next thing you know, we have the most random piece of literature imaginable. >.>

Without further ado, Ladies and Gentlemen, step right up and start our poem.

P.S - Feel free to change the theme etc... Stuff doesn't have to rhyme. You get points for randomness.

P.S.S - Those who post pictures shall go in the HALL OF INFAMY.

 

I was born in the Land of the Itchy,

 

where all the games were glitchy

 

All this idevice gaming is making my eyes twitchy,

 

And my sister was o' so bitchy,

 

Then my girlfriend became all bitchy