Stop wasting your time with a game aimed at the whole family. Stop wishing there were no boundaries. You’re an adult. You’re sick of rules and ‘nice’ and ‘happy’ themes. We know you want to break stuff, hurt people, run amok. We built this for you. Play a game that embraces your needs. Man up. Grows some balls. Unleash the bulls. Bullistic Unleashed is ALMOST HERE! UPDATE: Bullistic Unleashed will be unleashed on Tuesday 24th APRIL!!! “Like the smell of your own farts, Bullistic Unleashed is hilarious, offensive and uniquely satisfying.” - your mum told me this morning. I told her to shut up. This description is 99% bullshit-free* The bulls are out to crush the mall and it’s your job to help them by flinging these anti-social bovines across huge levels, smashing everything (and everyone) in sight. Use pinball bumpers, exploding crates, elevators and barrel cannons to keep your bull in play and rack up massive damage. Key Features • Intuitive gameplay – pull back on the bulls to launch them at the environment. “Derivative” you say? Hey, it’s all about where you take your inspirations to, not from**. In our case, that’s the gutter. By way of a strip club. Alcohol may also have been involved. It’s all a bit hazy. • Super-sized smashups – huge levels to vandalize with multiple floors, elevators, pinball bumpers and barrels to shoot out of • Bulls to the wall action – six special bulls to unlock, each with their own unique destructive skills • It ain’t easy being a b!$tard – the shop owners are fighting back with meat-grinders and irresistible lady cows. F@$kers. • Go F your Friends – send F Cards to friends, relatives or random strangers from within the game, they'll love you for it • Ruin your game, give us more money – not very good? Why not purchase a range of In App Purchases so you can get a better score and look like the big man? Won’t change the fact you’re a pussy, mind. * actual bullshit content may vary between 1 and 67.25%. ** according to Jean Luc-Godard anyway, but what would he know? Does he even own an iPhone? How’s this for a steaming load of awesome? Keep updated here or join the love-in at: http://www.facebook.com/BullisticUnleashed Details as they come to hand, so check back regularly. Time for beers. ... I'm already drunk.
Loved this game. I was one of those who was testing it, and this was freakin fun as hell. If you liked angry birds, you'll love this game.
Looks great already, and now I'm looking forward to the trailer. Hope it comes through soon, and the game follows quickly.
I don't . Thought this would be an action centric game. Not into physics puzzlers, especially of the angry birds kind.
Don't listen to us though - of course we will say our stuff is awesome...listen to these guys: http://holdstartselect.com/2012/04/12/bullistic-unleashed-initial-impressions-thoughts/ http://www.rocketchainsaw.com.au/bullistic-unleashed-preview111/ Right there are a couple of CHAMPIONS.
Which one man? Shoot me a PM if you want to chat. Always keen to look after supporters of the original game!
See guys? This is how you know the developer has a big pair down there. They don't try to kiss the behind of someone who doesn't like what their game is.
I was one of the guys who beta tested this bad boy. To say the truth, I was also hoping for some "Manhunt" game, and not a BULLS CARTOON game. Having said that, I was into it SO quickly. Once you know what you have to do... it becomes one of the most FUNNY, CLEVER and TRICKY games you could ever play. Is the fine example of old saying; "easy to play, hard to master". To achieve everything, takes time. But you'll want to play again and again and again because this bulls have something that is lacking EVEN on those angry birds. PERSONALITY. CHARISMA. COOL FACTOR. They're just plain attitude dude. And we NEED loveable characters. Anti heroes. Because that's the silly thing that happens with videogames nowadays. Just look at Nintendo. Those characters we GROWN with... they never grew with us. Nintendo KEEPS doing games to catch all those kids out there. Thing is we are not Kids anymore. And that's why people were just waiting and waiting over Duke Nukem return, even though his return didn't deliver as promised... people just HAD fun playing the flawed game. Cause it was a game for gamers with hair in their balls. This game delivers this. And without flaws. The thought of me having one of those bulls as a big plush or action figure on my desk puts me a BIG grin on my face. And I don't know if it's wrong or right... but I hell know that it's fun. So, go play this game. Buy it. And enjoy it. I know I did.
Ah well - you can't please everyone. But hijacking our post is a bit rough and unnecessary. It's like me just turning up to his house, punching him in the face and saying I don't like his letterbox in it's current colour. Anyway... WE HAVE A LAUNCH DATE!!! Pending approval, but it's looking like NEXT WEEK! More news as it comes to hand.
Grats on the imminent release date, would recommend you send a code to Appspy and have them review it.