How to upgrade from junior member to member to senior member

Junior Member = Less than 30 posts.

Member = 30 posts.

Senior Member = 100 posts.

Good member = not a complete retard.

Hope that helped.

 

you have to donate $100 to me...

 

To be a senior member, you must be here for extensive amounts of time. Or you give arn or hodapp $100.

 

i think the rule is any existing member with over 1,000 posts can automatically submit a senior member request for $100

 

I have over 3,000 post so I outrank you so any money you get you must give me 85%.

 

I'm cooler than you so I take 85% of your 100% which is 85%. But wait - or is it 85% of your 100% which is 85% of your 85% which would then be only 75%? Or is it over 9000%?

 

I'll give my account at half price for 50$. This is the best offer yet..

 

Oh boy do I hope post count affects our cut of the profits

 

853,933 posts means that if they do every post is worth about 0.000117105206 dollars.

 

Hodapp determines if you fit the bill. You must post on his wall at least 100 times to be a senior member.

 

jeez. i would sure hope if "ranks" actually apply, it would be by join date, not post count. otherwise we'd have a ton of retards as our commanding officers

 

I think I'm one of the highest ranked in terms of join date. Hooray, more money for me.

 

What about Elite Member?

 

Like me , but the guy with the most posts is DG who doesn't even spam so at least if it is there is hope, but Midian about to catch up to him and then we will all be doomed!

 

Holy cupcakes we joined on the same day. Obviously you have posted more though

 

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To become a Senior Member, you must complete the hazing ceremony.

All hazings must include consuming twenty pounds of gumdrops covered in Asbestos. The rest is up to a jury of elders, who have Hodapp as the captain of their pirate ship.

 

Haha DBZ quote I assume? (over 9000 I mean.) I had to make my lurking self apparent just for that lolz.