I remember reading on TA that we would be getting an English version of the game. However, I can't find any new info about that. Is there still going to be a translated version or is it cancelled? Anyone knows?
Maybe there already was an English version, but its release triggered a butterfly effect which resulted in a fascist government overtaking the world, so a ragtag crew invented a time machine out of a mobile phone and a microwave in order to prevent the release of the English version from ever happening? Betcha didn't think of that before you started this thread...
I'm assuming that the release had tons of bugs, causing intense frustration leading to anger and then aggression. The crew are currently hammering out the bugs in order to preserve our future.